After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

Gu Wang: [Is it possible that I am not a straight man? ]

Yang Hongle: [When you asked this question. ]

Yang Hongle: [A straight man will not doubt whether he is a straight man. ]

Gu Wang: [I didn't doubt it, it was Sui Yi who always doubted me, always said that I was not straight, and told me to stay away from him. ]

Gu Wang: [Is that how annoying I am?Always angry with him. ]

Yang Hongle became interested, and opened a small window for the beauties dancing in the background, and pulled it to the upper right corner of the screen, chatting with Gu Wang while watching the live broadcast.

Yang Hongle: [Specifically why is Sui Yi angry? ]

Gu Wang: [I said he was gay, it seems to have offended him, how can I fix it? ]

Yang Hongle: [Can't be saved, go to reincarnation. ]

Gu Wang: [Why is it so difficult to be friends with him, like a hedgehog. ]

Yang Hongle: [You said he was gay, he was angry, others said you were, are you angry? ]

Gu Wang: [Don't be angry. ]

Yang Hongle: "..."

Do you know that there is a word called getting angry from embarrassment?

Yang Hongle: [You are a fucking straight man, don't doubt yourself, and don't provoke others, be a good student, it's unlucky to die in the dorm with you. ]

Gu Wang: [They are all good brothers in the same dormitory, what kind of provocation. ]

Yang Hongle: [Then why don't you play this kind of joke with Cao Heli. ]

Gu Wang: [He deserves it too! ]

Damn, he didn't wash his feet, and the dormitory was stinking to death by him every day.

After the military training, he was kicked out.

Yang Hongle: [Listen to me, if you really want to be good buddies with Sui Yi, then don’t say anything straight in front of him. Normal straight men don’t always talk about these things, and try their best to prove themselves is straight. ]

Yang Hongle: [Have you ever heard me say this? ]

Gu Wang: [Also. ]

It is he who has no silver 300 taels here.

Gu Wang: [I will not speak in front of him in the future. ]

Say it on the forum.

Sui Yi said that he will never read the forum again, so he can't be angry.

Yang Hongle shared with him the beautiful dancing video he was watching.

Yang Hongle: [My favorite female anchor recently starts broadcasting on time at [-] o'clock every night. She can dance a lot, wears very beautiful clothes, is super gentle, and has a very sweet voice! ]

Gu Wang: [? ]

Yang Hongle: [Is this how you react when you see a beautiful woman?A question mark?Dogs are straighter than you. ]

Gu Wang: [Then what do you want me to say. ]

Yang Hongle: [Watch these live broadcasts more every night. If you like it, share it with Sui Yi. Treat him as a normal straight man, and he will think that you are also a normal straight man, understand? ]

Gu Wang: [A lot of education! ]

Gu Wang: [Hold fist.jpg]

After Sui Yi fell asleep, he was trying his best in his dream, how to use the trumpet to add Gu Wang without any trace?

Didn't sleep well.

In the morning, after Cao Heli finished washing, Gu Wang was no longer in the dormitory, and Sui Yi was still sleeping.

When Cao Heli went out, Yang Hongle stopped him with his arms and said, "Why are you going?"

Cao Heli looked impatient, "Of course I'm going to eat, what else can I do."

"Today, the school inspected the sanitation. The drying rack on the balcony must be empty. Collect your clothes that have been dry for several days. The kettles are neatly arranged. The water on the side of the sink is wiped clean. The muddy footprints on the ground Clean it up too." Yang Hongle said.

Cao Heli sneered and said, "Why do you let me do it?"

"Sui Yi is responsible for sweeping and mopping the floor of the dormitory, wiping the window sills and throwing out trash, and Gu Wang is responsible for cleaning the bathroom. You clean up the balcony. Is there any problem?" Yang Hongle asked.

From the first day of school, Yang Hongle, the head of the dormitory, was sweeping the floor and throwing out trash.

They have also discussed it. Starting from this week, each person will take turns to be responsible for sweeping the floor and throwing out garbage every week. The remaining three will be responsible for cleaning the assigned area during inspections in the courtyard and school.

Cao Heli threw the schoolbag in his hand on the table, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was going to fight Yang Hongle, "There is the most work on the balcony. Sweeping the floor is not easy. What is there to clean up? Why? When Sui Yi came up, the job he was doing was that simple."

Sui Yi fell asleep in a dazed sleep, and before he woke up, he heard that Cao Heli was already looking for trouble.

Yang Hong was very angry, "I made the duty list like this last night, and I was the first to ask you if you agreed. What are you pretending to have amnesia here today?"

Cao Heli clacked the knuckles of his hands, shook his head left and right, and the golden ears of wheat on his head dangled back and forth following his gnashing of teeth, "I only heard that I was cleaning the balcony, but I didn't know that someone was actually doing the work." So few."

"The dormitory is originally divided into these three cleaning areas. They take turns every week. Everyone will sweep and mop the floor. It's not like you are asked to clean the balcony for the rest of your life. How can you be a man? Then go and change with Gu Wang, Clean the toilet, clean the toilet, and replace the toilet with a new garbage bag, and there must be no scraps of paper in the trash can." Yang Hong said angrily.

Gu Wang, who has so many things to do, came up to clean the toilet without saying a word. If Cao Heli was really assigned to clean the toilet, this guy would be a blast.

Cao Heli sneered, "I'm just wondering..."

"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, just sweep and mop the floor," Sui Yi couldn't sleep anymore, he sat up on the bed, pulled his bed curtain and stuffed it into the closet, "One big I’ve been here to force Lai Lai for a long time.”

Cao Heli seemed very happy to find Sui Yi unhappy, so he stopped talking, swept and mopped the floor hastily, and left humming.

Before Sui Yi's balcony was cleaned up, Gu Wang came back with breakfast for him.

Yang Hongle went to the restaurant to eat by himself in the morning, but Gu Wang noticed his stinky face before he picked up the pouch.

Gu Wang kicked his calf with his foot, "What face do you have?"

Yang Hongle lazily said: "Cao Heli is an idiot, I have never seen him with so many things, you clean the toilet, you haven't said anything yet."

"What? I'm cleaning the toilet?" Gu Wang raised his eyebrows.

Yang Hongle turned his head to Sui Yi who was on the balcony, "Sui Yi, Gu Wang wants to change with you!"

Sui Yi turned his head and looked at the two people at the door.

"No, no, no," Gu Wang said no, four times in a row, "I'm just kidding, I know I clean the toilet, and I'll finish cleaning in the morning."

Yang Hongle left.

Gu Wang asked Sui Yi to eat, but Sui Yi didn't, the one who cleaned the balcony was very careful, Cao Heli's clothes were stuffed into the cabinet for him, all the clothes racks were pushed to the far left, the sink was wiped clean, the balcony was cleaned. The ground is also shiny.

It was done very carefully, but it was too slow, even Gu Wang looked at it and felt that it was strenuous. It is estimated that this kid has never done any work at home.

The two went to the square team to gather while having breakfast again, as if the chat last night never happened at all.

Sui Yi changed his previous posture of pretending to be deaf and dumb, and whenever Gu Wang said anything, he responded with a good temper, quite like a good buddy.

Gu Wang even murmured in his heart, as long as the straight and curved things are not mentioned, it seems to be quite normal.

Sui Yi really doesn't have a crush on him?

The two walked forward like this, and when they passed in front of the teaching building, a few girls came out to stop them.

The girls were not wearing military training uniforms, presumably they were not freshmen.

The tallest girl at the front said to Sui Yi: "Hello, Sui Yi, can I have your contact information? Add a WeChat or something."

Sui Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, subconsciously wanting to refuse.

The person behind the girl explained, "Well, we belong to the Calligraphy Club. After the military training is over in a few days, we will start recruiting new students. I heard that you are the champion of our outer court this year. You are very good at writing! I want you to come to town. place."

"That's right, when the time comes, when there are new recruitment activities, I can contact you directly."

Sui Yi thought about it carefully, this is an opportunity, so he took out his phone and called up the QR code, "OK."

The girls seemed not expecting Sui Yi to agree so easily, they clenched their fists and said excitedly, "Yeah!"

The girls in the back also quickly scanned his WeChat.

Gu Wangwang was puzzled, coughed twice, "There are so many of you, all you want is his contact information? I can write well."

Is Sui Yi a bit too casual? As his roommate, it’s so rare to add him on WeChat, why is it so easy for a girl to add it? I think it’s fake to add a new student club, and I want to be a girl Contact is true.

Several other girls gathered around again, "Gu Wang! I want to add Gu Wang!"

"Gu Wang! I belong to the roller skating club! I don't know if you can play? You can join our club at that time. It's very lively! There are often dinner parties!"

"It depends on the situation." Gu Wang looked very tugging, with one hand in his pocket, and two fingers of the other hand stuck the phone, with the screen facing up, he swayed around in the crowd, inviting everyone to scan the QR code.

Shouting like a flower peacock.

Sui Yi had already moved forward, he looked back at Gu Wang, logged into the WeChat account, followed the group of girls and added Gu Wang as friends.

The pink loli head portrait successfully penetrated into the girl's interior.

After the military training in the morning, Sui Yi's trumpet was applied by Gu Wang through his friends.

Sui Yi was in a particularly good mood, passing by the supermarket in the afternoon, and offered to bring Gu Wang a bottle of water.

Gu Wang took the water and was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear, but the words "Do you like me" and "I have a crush on me as soon as I guessed it" all came to his lips, and he swallowed them back.

What Yang Hongle said is right, you can't say this to Sui Yi, Sui Yi will get angry, and you have to treat Sui Yi the way you treat a straight man and good brother.

Gu Wang muttered twice, wiped his mouth and said, "Daddy loves you."

Sui Yi smiled and said: "This water is five yuan."

"Ah? Isn't this thing two yuan a bottle?" Gu Wang carefully looked at the bottle, and it was a brand he recognized.

Sui Yi said: "Because the water your father bought is very expensive."

"..."

Gu Wang transferred five yuan to Sui Yi's WeChat, and the note was "Dote on my good son".

Sui Yi received it in seconds.

In the afternoon, Gu Wang twitched again in the forum, saying that Sui Yi bought him water, which was too sweet.

Sui Yi's nonsense has already left the forum, so he can only reply with a trumpet.

Gu Wangwang's little baby: [Shabi. ]

In the evening when returning to the dormitory after the military training, Gu Wangdu went to the playground alone for a while.

Going to the playground and going back to the dormitory, there is a section of the road that is on the way. Sui Yi followed him from a distance, and only saw Gu Wang walking forward with his head down, looking at his phone from time to time.

Gu Wang didn't wear earphones and walked slowly, when Sui Yi passed by him, he saw Gu Wang was watching the female anchor's live dance video, and hadn't turned on the sound yet.

The cheongsam with high slits, a feather fan in his hand, and the special effects of feasting and feasting are on, which is very charming.

Gu Wang frowned, this is too fucking fake, the anchor's thin waist is so obvious, the microphone is bent, and he dances like a balloon man at the entrance of a cold drink shop.

"Do you like to watch this?" Sui Yi's voice suddenly came from beside his ear, so close, yet so gentle, Gu Wang trembled in fright, and almost dropped his phone into the grass.

Gu Wang rubbed the tip of his ear which was suddenly approached by Sui Yi with one hand, and said uncomfortably: "Ah, yes...it's pretty good-looking."