After I divorced from chaos step

On the afternoon when I turned Dazai into a child, Mr. Tsu got into the laboratory and didn't come out until dark.

I knocked on the door several times, but no one responded. It seemed that he wanted to be alone.

But Dazai, who had turned three years old, began to make noises non-stop.

"Hug, hold high!"

He stretched out his two short hands towards me with an expectant expression on his face.

I leaned over and motioned for him to come over.

When he stumbled and rushed over, I quickly stood up again.He nearly fell, but managed to regain his footing.

"Hug you? It's a beautiful idea."

I snorted and walked away.

Dazai's aggrieved voice came from behind.

"bully!"

...Yes, it was you who bullied.

I'm not sure if this Dazai's mind has degenerated to the level of a child. I have been deceived by him too many times before, so I am extra careful.

But at dinner, I treated him a little nicer and made him cream of mushroom soup and a small portion of green beans and shrimp.

After all, he is now a three-year-old body, his stomach is not strong enough, and his teeth are not strong enough.I simmered the green beans and, for extra nutrition, sprinkled chopped broccoli in the cream of the soup.

"Eat it all for me, and if you miss a drop, your mouth will be sewn up!" I warned viciously.

Dazai pouted, pointed to the plate in front of him, and then pointed to his mouth: "I want to feed you."

"You are three years old now, not three months."

I ignored him and continued to eat my own dinner. Mr. Jin still didn't come out of the laboratory, and I didn't prepare food for him with a tacit understanding.

"Ah——" Dazai opened his mouth wide and let out a long sound on purpose, waiting to be fed.

I watched him perform while eating.

Seeing that I was indifferent, he pursed his lips, and immediately did something unnatural—he climbed onto the dining table.

I quickly grabbed his back collar and pulled him off.

"Why are you so bothered?"

He opened his mouth and said with great effort, "Hungry."

"Eat when you're hungry."

"Ah—" He made another sound of wanting to eat.

Three-year-olds are probably like this. They want to be hugged and spoon-fed.

I began to believe that he had really returned to his childhood, but there were still many doubts-why didn't he cry or make trouble or look for his parents?

Why can he blend into an unfamiliar environment with peace of mind?

You can act like a baby to strangers like me.

"Okay, then sit down obediently."

He sat on the small bench, his waist straightened.

I picked up his bowl, scooped a spoonful of mushroom soup, blew on it, and handed it to his mouth.

He was very cooperative this time.

I finished all the mushroom soup, all the green beans and shrimps, and even the rice obediently, not a single grain of rice was left.

After he finished eating, I wiped his lips with a wet towel, only to remember that the order of feeding was not right.I should feed it with a mouthful of rice and a mouthful of soup, not the same.

He was full, touched his swollen belly, and winked at me: "Qiaoqiu."

"Go and play after eating, don't dangle in front of my eyes."

"Qingxixi, go to see Masked Rider!" He meant that he wanted me to take him out to play.

"Lean to the side."

I sat back down to eat my dinner, which was already cold.Fortunately, it's summer, so it doesn't matter if it's cold.Dazai was bored and had no toys, so he ran around the house.

I didn't bother to care about him, so I went to wash the dishes after eating quickly.When I came back, he was sitting on the sofa with a serious expression on his face.

"What happened to you?"

He hesitated to speak, and moved to the side.

I saw the obvious water stains on the gray sofa and immediately yelled, "Bastard, what did you do?"

He lowered his eyes and pursed his lips.

"You are three years old, do you still pee your pants? Are you embarrassed?"

I picked him up from the couch, he was so frightened that I couldn't move, and I resisted the urge to continue cursing.

It seems normal for a three-year-old to pee his pants.

Although this is the black mud in the future, it is not yet. I should not add the stereotypes of adult slaughter to young slaughter.

"It's annoying, and there are no suitable clothes to change here."

I tried to make some clothes for him with my abilities, but they all failed. I only made a few snow-white bandages.

Dazai was very excited to see the bandage, rolled up a bandage, and wrapped it around his thin arm.

"Is that all you like about this thing?"

I know he likes to have bandages wrapped around his arms and body when he's not hurt.

"Could it be that you have watched too many mummy movies since childhood?"

Dazai rolled up a small piece of bandage and wrapped it around my wrist. He tied it up for a long time, and finally tied it into a small white bow.

He raised his face and smiled slightly at me, with two small pointed teeth showing at the corners of his mouth.

"Mummy, what is it?"

...It's kind of cute.

I stroked his soft hair.

"Wrap you all up, and you'll be a mummy."

Children, it is really a long memory.

My abilities are too dangerous. When I grow up, I will consciously avoid contact with children.When he was still in Russia, Tosi liked playing with children very much. He gave them purple leather candy, played the cello for them, and told them stories about the time of Tsarist Russia.

His gentle appearance even makes people think that he must be a good father in the future.

But, hehe.

I also thought that when I first married Ranpo, the most blessing I received was to give birth to a precious child early.I didn't take it to heart at all, but Luanbu unexpectedly wanted a child to play with him.

If Ranpo was here and saw the young Dazai, would he like him very much?

I was about to throw the sofa cover away when I noticed there was a water glass under the sofa.There was no peculiar smell on the sofa, and I touched Dazai's pants, and they were not wet either.

It turned out that the water stains on the sofa were not caused by him peeing his pants, but that he poured a glass of water on it.He guessed that I would misunderstand, and then took him out to buy clothes in disgust.

The truth came out.

As expected, this kid was very shrewd since he was a child, and he even came up with this method.

"Is that all you want to go out and play?"

"I think." He pointed around, "There is no one here."

I was just about to ask if I am not a human being, but suddenly I was stunned.

His expression reminded me of myself when I was a child.

Brought here, away from crowds and playmates, with only Mr. Tsu and Dazai around.

Everyone will like the outside world, colorful and full of voices.

No one wants to face pale walls and people they hate.

"Okay, I'll take you to see Kamen Rider." I said calmly, "But you have to obey me obediently and don't run around."

He leaned over to hold my hand and nodded emphatically.

I obsessively believed the kid's promise.

Dazai and I drove to Yokohama.There was no child seat installed in the car, and Dazai sat on my lap.

My original intention was to take him around the place where he lived when he was a child, maybe I could catch one or two things preserved by history, but he couldn't remember where his home was after thinking about it for a long time.

When asked where his parents worked, he said they were both dead.

I didn't ask any more questions.

Death is a heavy topic, and I don't want to talk about it with the child, but he started chattering.

"Will I be able to see my parents after I die?"

"can not see."

"Why? It's said on TV that people will be reunited with their parents after they die."

"That's a lie."

"Can TV lie too?"

"Everything on TV is a lie. But your parents will be very angry if they know you are asking these stupid questions now."

Dazai giggled, "They won't be angry."

"why?"

"They don't care about me."

"..."

"They said I was redundant."

"..."

I have nothing to say.

If this was really what Dazai's parents said, it would be too cruel for him.

I don't know the right way to comfort someone, especially if the other person is a bright and sensitive child.

"You don't care what she says, children, don't think about life and death, just eat enough, and I'll treat you to apple candy later."

"I want to eat strawberry sundae and takoyaki!"

It's still an inch.

"Qingxixi is the best person in the world!"

"..."

"Qingxixi is the cutest person in the world!"

"..."

"Qingxixi is the most beautiful person in the world!"

"Buy, buy, buy, buy whatever you want!"

One was blowing hard, and the other was dazed by the overwhelming sympathy. As a result, Dazai and I stared at the bill dumbfounded after spending a crazy meal at the luxury dessert shop "Black Cat" that I had never set foot in my life.

"BlackCat" has two menus, the one for girls has no price tag, and the one for boys has a price tag.I don't know anything about goods at all, and Dazai... I'm afraid he only knows how to look at good-looking patterns, but he doesn't understand numbers.

And so a great tragedy was born.

Dazai and I sat until closing time, and I even had the urge to hold him here as a mortgage.

Dazai asked me in a low voice, "Are you out of money?"

I gave him a cold look: "So what? You eat all these things, and I only ate a sundae."

"I will find a way!" He seemed to have made up his mind.

"What can you think of? Carrot head."

"Hello miss, is it by card or cash?" The handsome blonde waiter came over and urged me to pay.

I opened my mouth, my reason and self-esteem prevented me from saying that I had no money.

Dazai jumped off the sofa suddenly, I thought he was going to run away alone, but with his short legs, he threw himself on a person at the corner.

"Come back soon!" Why did you suddenly go crazy?

He jumped to the side of a person's leg and called loudly: "Dad!"

I almost coughed up a mouthful of blood, this little brat, really thought that if he recognized his father, there would be a father-brand ATM to pay for him?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my child." I cursed inwardly, it's shameful, so I went over to lead him.

"Qingxi?"

The father's ATM caught by Dazai was none other than Nakahara Chuya.