After I divorced from chaos step

"Can you pick a lock with a crab leg?"

Another person I know who is good at picking locks is Tosi.He can use a lead wire to open an indestructible lock in minutes, but he is better at network data intrusion.

Now there are still people who can pick a lock with a leftover crab leg.

Dazai yawned leisurely, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and rushed in.

"Don't come in! You smell like crab."

The big crabs raised in the lake have tender meat and delicious taste, but there will be a fishy smell after eating.In addition, he still smelled of wine that hadn't been washed off.

"... so cold."

He pursed his lips, moved to the edge of the sofa, and sat down as a matter of course.

The door was closed by him, and in the darkness, I could only hear his trembling voice.

After drinking so much cold wine, soaking in cold water, and eating six big crabs, it's no wonder it wasn't cold.

"cold."

He leaned on the sofa and looked at me with sad and quiet eyes.

The main reason was that his clothes were not dry, they were sticking to his body wetly, and I tore them in half, and the bandages were all loose.

But I don't have men's clothes here, and even if he would wear my pajamas, I wouldn't want to lend him one.

Dry him with a hair dryer?

As soon as this idea popped up in my mind, it was immediately stifled by myself.

Am I still afraid that he won't die?

He is a lump of black mud, and he is also a lump of black mud when he is drunk!

Hei Ni kept moaning in the darkness: "Cold..."

"I'm so sick of you! I wish I could get everything sorted out now and never have to see you again!"

I angrily opened the drawer and began to search for the remote control of the air conditioner.

There is no air conditioner in the living room, only Rosalie and I have it. Although I don't want the crab-smelling Dazai to sit in my room, I can't let him go to the little girl's room.

I turned on the air conditioner, adjusted it to the warm air mode, and turned the air outlet down to blow on him as much as possible.

"You are a heartless and obnoxious wild dog."

He seemed to be blown comfortably, and slowly raised the corners of his lips.

"Wang!"

He let out a cry of delight.

"……you win."

I gave up and took out a blanket that I didn't like the most but was too expensive to throw away from the cabinet. After thinking about covering it for him, I just had a reason to throw it away.

The blanket is red, the material is thick and warm, and you get what you pay for.Although I don't like it, I still hate the thought of covering a guy who smells like crab.

"See if I can't cover you to death!"

I pulled the blanket over Dazai's head and covered him tightly.

At this moment, I feel like I have become the most vicious stepmother in fairy tales.It turns out that the taste of manual revenge on others is so enjoyable.

Until the "princess" stretched out his feet and lifted my unsteady legs violently, I lost my center of gravity and almost knelt in front of him.

"……Um."

He opened his mouth and let out a contented raving.

I raised my head, and was immediately embarrassed by the current posture.

I was squatting facing his legs, and his legs were uninhibitedly spread apart.

"You did it on purpose!"

The blanket slid off his head and fell loosely over his body.Because of the heat, the house smelled of crab mixed with wine.

I climbed up the bay window and opened the glass window.It was only when I breathed the cold air outside that I felt alive again.

A low laugh came from behind.

I turned my head and saw the phone in Dazai's hand facing me, clicked and took a photo.

"What are you doing?"

When I rushed over to snatch his mobile phone, he repeated his tricks by pulling open his collar and putting the mobile phone inside.

There was both ridicule and provocation in his eyes, as if to say: "If you have the ability, you can get it."

"You're actually taking sneak shots! You're not drunk at all!"

Although I was neatly dressed, I was afraid that Dazai would take strange photos from different angles, so I didn't care too much, so I just started... After some twists and turns, I got his mobile phone.

He was knocked to the ground by me and curled up.

"you--"

I turned on his phone, and my expression froze again.

There is no password set, no need to unlock, click to open the content of the photo he just took.

——It turned out to be a selfie of himself!

Dazai on the phone opened his eyes wide, with innocence written all over his face.

"It hurts!"

Dazai on the ground yelled in protest.

"I didn't shoot you again..."

This sentence made me feel ashamed-the person was just taking a selfie, and I not only snatched his mobile phone, but also called him.

"……Feel sorry."

One thing is one thing, and I have to apologize in this matter.

I stretched out my hand towards Dazai, trying to pull him up, but he raised his hand with great effort, shook it off with a snap, and sat up with his elbows on the ground.

...you're getting mad at me.Or maybe really angry.

I handed him his phone and he snatched it and put it in his pocket.

I smiled awkwardly: "Don't be so nervous, I won't rob you."

"You still hit people!" He muttered and complained.

"Sorry." This is the second time I apologize, "Are you okay?"

He tilted his head and narrowed his eyes: "something!"

"..."

"My heart hurts."

"..."

"I feel aggrieved."

I couldn't listen anymore, so I interrupted him: "Then I'll let you beat me up."

He turned his head again, fiddled with his mobile phone with his head down.

I walked back to the bay window, it was early morning outside, the darkest hour of night.

People in this situation feel lost.I was by the window blown by the night wind, reviewing my strange and powerless half life.

"Dazai, do you have any family?"

Dazai still lowered his head and did not respond to me.

He was drunk like mud, but the wine tasted good, and he was not drunk.

Rather than talking to him, I might as well be talking to myself.

"Hey, do you have any friends?"

If there is a cause, there must be an effect, and if there is an effect, there must be a cause. This is what my father told me when he introduced his supernatural power "causality theory" to me.

If you use his words to analyze, I have come from an ordinary person to where I am today-ranbu opened the power box, and the power came to me; Dad lost the power and memory in order to save others, and I lost Asylum; Tosi cut off my connection with the outside world, and my interpersonal relationship was suspended...

There are so many reasons that made me who I am now.But I don't know how to take revenge.

Who should I take revenge on?

Did he kill his ex-husband, his former lover, or blame his father?

I can't do anything.

"Look, I can't do anything. I'm useless... Dazai, in a sense, I envy you."

"I envy you, there is no psychological burden when pushing Yukimura who saved you downstairs."

"I envy you. When you lie and cheat, you act with sincerity and reason. In a blink of an eye, it comes and goes like the wind, wild like a dog."

I have read too many inspirational stories, and I also want to be like the protagonists in those stories, breaking through difficulties, overcoming thorns and thorns, riding the wind to the highest peak, and achieving a heroic legend like All Might.

The reality is that I am mixed in a group of black mud, and I am far behind them in IQ.Let alone the future, the current situation is precarious.

I said to myself no problem, it will be fine.But I really don't know the bottom line.

"Dazai, do you have any family?"

I repeated the question again.

The man behind him still didn't say a word, what responded to me was his even breathing.

He fell asleep.

In a curled up position, curl up on the couch.The blanket was half covering him and half dragging on the floor.

After getting used to the smell, the smell of crab and alcohol on his body is no longer unpleasant.

I continued: "I guess you don't have any family members. What about your friends? Friends should also... Sorry, I'm not guessing how unpopular you are. Look at you, you jumped from the port mafia to the detective agency. —”

"In fact, the essence has not changed."

"I guess you didn't go to the detective agency because you wanted to do something good, it should be...someone asked you to go."

Leaving the Port Mafia comes at a huge price, if not out of your own will, then out of someone else's entrustment.

I paused, and said, "He can ask someone like you to go to the complete opposite side, he should be a very, very good person."

The above is from the data analysis of Liu Lianer, the military strategist of Lihai Tennis Department.

Dazai turned over, and the entire blanket slid off the sofa to the floor.

"That person should mean a lot to you. It's like Yukimura and the others to me. To be honest, the reason I haven't been brainwashed by Tosi for ten years is not because of his poor eloquence."

On the contrary, Tosi has a golden tongue, he can reverse right from wrong, black from black, and even brainwash the simplest children into criminal murderers.

But as long as I think of him succeeding, the world that Yukimura Sanada and the others live in will no longer exist.

"I want to protect this world, to protect this world where Yukimura and the others can play tennis happily. They are my important friends. At any cost, I will not let the conspiracy of five evils succeed."

—Yes, I know they're not over yet.

The Gogol incident in the Heyzer Building and the Brainless incident in the gymnasium are both previews.

"...I hope you can help me."

I picked up the blanket on the ground and covered him.The light was very dim, but his long and beautiful eyelashes could be vaguely discerned, and the shadows cast on his face were like two delicate fan shadows.

He heard nothing.

"Zhijiang, good night."

I wasn't going to sleep, but after all that was on my mind, I was tired too.

I have accumulated hardships, grievances and anger for more than ten years, and finally I can only confide them to the night outside the window.

……

The next day, I was awakened by a ray of light shining on my face.

I opened my eyes, and as soon as I lifted my arms, the crab-scented blanket fell from me to the floor.

Dazai sat leisurely on the sofa, holding the books he took off from my bookshelf in his hands, flipping through them casually.

"Good morning, Qingxi sauce."

He didn't take his eyes off the page, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

I reached out and rubbed my eyes, and found that the index finger bitten by Dazai yesterday was wrapped with a small piece of bandage, and a miniature bow was tied at the end of the bandage.

"You did it?"

"Guess." Dazai raised the book in his hand, "Maybe the snail girl in the book escaped?"

"..."

I ignored him, and my eyes fell on a pile of plastic parts of various shapes at his feet.Each part is no larger than the size of a fingernail.

"what is this?"

I picked one of them up and it had a thick layer of chips in the middle.

"This," Dazai rubbed his chin, "it's something to closely observe Qingxi-chan's recent situation. You should be able to understand this explanation."

I understood.It's monitors and bugs.

I counted and there were six of them.

Could it be Tosi again——

"The six crabs last night were delicious, thank you for the hospitality."

Six crabs, six monitors.

Could it be that he wasn't drunk at all, and he pretended to be drunk to follow in order to find a monitor?

And the price of helping is those six crabs.

"So I also made corresponding efforts."

Dazai stood up, "Ah, since you're already awake, I'll go home first, and if I wear this outfit again, I'll be treated as a poor wretch who was abused by my wife, hahaha." Put the book back on the shelf, and pushed open the door, "Lend me this book first, and return it after you finish reading it."

I didn't go to see Dazai off, I lowered my head and studied the monitor in my hand.

"Qingxi sauce, goodbye, I had a great time last night—"

I heard the key turn and the door open.

My eyes remained on the monitor, and while I was cursing Tosi, I was also thinking, why does Dazai need a key to open the door from the inside?

Then I heard arguments, and Rosalie screaming.

"Dazai, you bastard!"

I raised my head violently.

...It's Chuya Central Plains, why is he here?