After I divorced from chaos step

On Sunday afternoon, Ranpo and I decided to leave Kamakura before dinner.

Mom was not very happy: "Why don't you have dinner at home before leaving?"

I explained: "It's hard to walk on the road when it's dark, and Luanbu will have a meeting at work tomorrow."

Ranpo actually wanted to go to a new pirate-themed restaurant in Yokohama for dinner, but he would definitely get scolded for saying so.

When it came to the random work, my mother stopped insisting. She dug out a lot of fresh-keeping boxes and began to pack all kinds of meatballs, and told me: "I packed these at noon. They are very fresh. They are in white boxes. It’s shrimp balls, the green box is fish balls, the red box is meatballs, and the purple box is mushroom balls, you go back and add vegetables to cook for him, remember to let him eat the vegetables too, don’t be picky eaters, eat on time...”

I said: "Got it."

My mother was still afraid that I would not remember, so she put a label on each box and wrote a note.

The crooked handwriting was carefully written stroke by stroke.

"Let him drink a bottle of milk every day before going to bed. Calcium supplements are worse than taking calcium tablets. Medicine supplements are not as good as food supplements."

"Ah."

"Look at him, eat less snacks. Puffed food like potato chips and shrimp crackers has a lot of monosodium glutamate. If you lose your appetite, the food will not taste good."

"Ah."

"If you have time to accompany him to the gym, your body is your capital. You don't expect him to make a lot of money, but you must be healthy."

"Ah."

"The recipe I sent you, you call me to ask if you know it. You yourself, you need to eat more, you are so old, I don't even know what you like to eat. It's your father, I want to give it to you Why do you go to school in Siberia, to hunt bears—"

My mother talked about it endlessly, but fortunately, he stepped in at this time. He saw the crisper on the table and said excitedly: "Wow, there are so many meatballs. Mom made them for me specially." Bar."

His mother gave him a cold look: "There are too many bags to eat."

"But you and Dad don't eat mushroom balls." Luanbu continued to expose her, "Don't deny it, this is specially wrapped for me to eat."

Mom still refused to admit it: "You talk a lot of nonsense. The mushrooms were given by the neighbors. If you don't make them into meatballs, they will be wasted."

Ranpo didn't continue to expose her, and turned around to make a face at me.

Mom sorted out all kinds of food, even honey-soaked lemons, and packed them one by one. Basically, they were all things that Luanpo liked to eat.

Before getting in the car, Dad showed Luanbu the carp streamer he made, because Boys' Day was coming, he gave it to Luanbu as a gift.

A 27-year-old adult man actually wants to hang a carp flag on Boys’ Day. Because of this, his mother almost scolded his father to death, but today when his father didn’t remember to take the carp flag, it was his mother who reminded him: “Aren’t you Did you make that broken flag? Let them take it away quickly, don't block my eyes, or I will set it on fire, how old is it."

The flag has always been placed in the cabinet, so why would it be in the way of her eyes?

While my father was looking at the carp flag with Luanbu, my mother secretly stuffed me with a red envelope: "Mom won money playing mahjong, and I will buy clothes for you and Luanbu. I am old and my eyesight is outdated. You young people buy it yourself." Bar."

But according to Ranpo's reasoning, mom should have lost badly last night.

"Take it." My mother stuffed the red envelope into my pocket, and then lowered her voice, "Lan Bu only needs one set of clothes all day long, and he works outside, so I can't make people laugh at how poor he is. "

"No, his colleagues are very nice."

"Let him bring some meatballs for the people in the company to eat. Don't just eat other people's food. If you come and go, there is someone to take care of you when you encounter difficulties." Mom paused, her voice lowered, "Although he is greedy and loves Play, but don't have a bad heart, you two are married, you are a family, you have to live a good life."

I put away the red envelope and said softly, "Okay, we will."

Despite being home every week, mom's nagging is always the same.

When I came back, I was dissatisfied with Luanbu everywhere.

As he left, he began to speak well of him again.

She is such a contradictory person.

Luanbu hugged the carp flag and sat in the car happily, and his mother reminded loudly: "Luanbu, fasten your seat belt."

"I know. Goodbye, Mom and Dad."

"Qingxi, drive slowly on the road, and send me an email when you get home."

"Ah."

The car drove a long way, and in the rearview mirror, I could still see my parents standing on the side of the road, looking at us all the time.

Luanbu breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately took out a bag of potato chips and a bottle of soda from the storage box.

"Qingxi, we've had dinner today, let's go buy some snacks, I still want to eat the new potato chips."

I said nothing.

Seeing that I didn't respond, Luanbu handed a piece of potato chips to my mouth: "Spicy spicy pot-flavored potato chips, try it, it's super delicious."

I turned my head: "I'm driving, you eat by yourself."

"Good."

Luanbu flattened his mouth, bit the potato chips with a click, and then said: "...By the way, buy some small umbrellas."

I asked, "Didn't you just buy it last month?"

"It's almost used up, and it won't last a week."

I pondered for a moment and said, "Maybe we should increase the duration and reduce the frequency."

As soon as I said it, I regretted it.

Because of random walking, I stopped to eat potato chips, and the car became very quiet.

...Shouldn't it hurt his self-esteem.

In fact, I don't know if that counts as a short period of time. It is said on the Internet that it is a normal period of time.

"Ranbu, I—"

"Qingxi, don't feel psychological pressure." Luanbu suddenly raised his face seriously, "This kind of thing can be practiced."

"……Um."

"Don't feel inferior, I will take you with you."

"……"ha?I feel inferior?

Why am I ashamed?Who falls asleep first every time?

Ranbu started to eat his potato chips and soda again, and his timing was very accurate. When I drove to Xifeng Plaza, he just finished eating them all.

The pirate-themed restaurant is on the third floor. I parked the car in the underground garage and asked Luanbu to press the elevator first. I went to wash my hands.

The faucet of the sink seems to have been replaced, I twisted it twice but failed to unscrew it. At this time, someone next to me pressed the top of the faucet, and finally there was water.

"Thank you—hey, it's Mr. Zhongyuan."

Standing next to me was actually my acquaintance Nakahara Chuya.

Zhong Yuan also removed his hand from the faucet: "You haven't been to Grandma Hanamaru for a long time."

"..."

Granny Hanamaru is my grandmother, and he was the blind date my grandmother introduced to me.

It is said to be the best young man in Japan.

Zhong Yuanzhong and I couldn't hold back my grandma's enthusiasm, so we went to see movies twice, the first time was a war movie, and the second time was a romance movie.

He watched it very seriously and didn't communicate with me the whole time.On the way home, I tried to hold his hand and scared him on the spot.

I probably knew he wasn't interested in me.

When a man is not interested in you, your intimate behavior will arouse his disgust.

Later, Ranpo and I got married and invited him to be the best man. Originally, the best man was Atsushi Nakajima, but Ranpo asked the best man not to be taller than him, so my grandmother invited Chuya Nakahara.

Although he didn't get along with Luanbu, and he didn't want to come to our wedding at all, but he tried his best to meet grandma's request.

"Yuan, you can go to her place when you have time."

Just as I was about to agree, the voice of Luanbu came from the front: "Lovely Mr. Hat, the title is wrong, Qingxi's surname is not Yuan now, her surname is Edogawa."

He pulled the corner of his mouth, showing his white teeth: "You should call her Mrs. Edogawa."