After I divorced from chaos step

At six o'clock in the morning, my mother knocked on our door on time.

Accompanied by the sonorous and powerful "dong dong dong", it was her voice full of spirit.

"Wake up! Chaos! The day's plan is in the morning, move! Chaos! Movement!"

I put down the cat teasing stick in my hand, and turned my head to look at Luanbu who was forming a ball on the bed.

His ears moved, he closed his eyes and shrank under the quilt, without any intention of getting up.

Usually at home, he sleeps until eight o'clock before getting up, and then washes up and goes to work at the detective agency, but on Sundays he can only sleep until six o'clock.

My mother thinks that his physical fitness is too poor, and he has thin arms and legs, so every Sunday, he will be caught running with her in the morning, around the Shonan coastline to meet the sunrise rising from the sea level, so as to achieve physical fitness The effect of fitness.

I patted the ball: "Luanbu, mom is calling you, it's time for you to get up."

Ball ignored me.

I cleared my throat and said, "Ranpo Edogawa, you didn't have any strawberry puffs this morning."

Ranbu opened his eyes with a "shua", stared straight at me, and then leaned over.

"Qingxi, we agreed last night that there will be!"

"Because you stayed in bed, so there is no more."

"No! It's done! You can't talk without counting!"

His voice was a little low, and he was lazily sleepy, and the hot breath he exhaled wrapped around my neck, itching.

I wanted to dodge, but he wouldn't let me.

I was so ticklish that I said, "Well, if you wake up now, you'll still have strawberry puffs for breakfast."

"It's great!" He laughed smugly, then he held my face in his hands, and kissed my forehead with a "boo", "I want double strawberry puffs!"

"You."

My mother urged again from outside the door: "Qingxi, Luanbu got up yet!"

"Get up! Get up!" Ranbu responded and made a face at me, then frowned and jumped out of bed and began to change clothes.

The "torture" on Sunday morning was a hurdle he could not escape.

My mother is a physical education teacher in a nearby elementary school. When she was young, her idol was the number one hero, All Might. She had hoped to find a husband with full muscles like All Might. My father, who is not physically strong, lost his dream, so he transferred this expectation to her future son-in-law.

When she first saw Luanbu, who was less than 1.7 meters tall and had a slender figure, holding a snack bag and stuffing potato chips into her mouth, she was very disappointed.

But instead of despair, she set a lofty goal, to train Luanpo to be a tough guy.

... The tough guy walks wildly, the picture is too beautiful, I can't imagine it.

"Qingxi, I'm not lazy and don't want to run, I really don't want to be separated from you~"

I was watering the plants in the garden, and Luanbu hugged me pitifully from behind, hanging on me like a koala.

My mother was already standing across the road calling him, with the gym whistle still hanging around his neck.

"Beep--"

The sound of the whistle was drawn very sharply, which meant that it was urging him.

"Random steps! What are you dawdling about! Come here quickly!"

"...Got it!" Luanbu, who was forced to stop acting coquettishly, looked unlovable, and after running for two steps, he still didn't forget to turn his head and pouted at me, "Don't forget my two strawberry puffs!"

"Random!"

"Here we come! Stop shouting!"

I watched the two run away and put down the watering can.

Dad picked up the Fujisawa Morning Post from the mailbox at the door, saw me changing shoes, and asked, "Why don't you go for a morning run with your mother and Ranpo?"

I explained: "Mom won't let me go, saying it's to prevent me from messing around."

Dad sighed helplessly: "Oh, your mother is too strict with him and thinks he is too childish. In fact, Luanbu is fine now."

I didn't say a word, I changed my running shoes and went out.

My training ends at four o'clock in the morning.I have been running around the shoreline of Shonan for a long time while I was walking and sleeping.

Originally, my daily routine was not so perverted.

I can only blame my previous boss.

He is the most capricious guy I have ever met, and every night before going to bed, he will have a whim and make some demands that make me want to crush him.

Sometimes I want to use blue ice from the South Bank to make tea the next morning, sometimes I want pine cones from the North Bank to decorate the table, and more often I want to bring pine nuts and blue ice and put them back.

In short, since then, I have basically never slept in for promotion and salary increase.

……

Yesterday's rain didn't stop until the middle of the night, and the air in the morning was humid and refreshing.

The trees on both sides of the road are wet, stretching their new branches in the twilight morning light.

A corner of the sky was lifted, and a little orange red was lifted from the end of the sea level, and slowly, it turned into a variety of reds with rich layers, like a painter who accidentally knocked over a warm-colored paint and painted it on the paper to his heart's content. The ground is blurred.

I quietly followed my mother and Ranbu.

Luanbu was weeping, exhausted like a dead dog, and occasionally stretched out his hand to beat his waist twice.

My mother ran far ahead of him, and from time to time turned around and blew the whistle twice before shouting: "Chaos, hurry up! Quickly!"

Luanbu gasped and protested: "...I'm already very agile!"

In addition to requiring Luanbu to get up early for a run, my mother also gave Luanbu a gym card, allowing him to go to the gym to lift weights after get off work.

I can't even imagine the scene of lifting irons in random steps. This is tantamount to letting Andeva walk on a catwalk and forcing All Might to dance ballet.

I promised her that I would oversee the scrambling workouts, but I never really cared about those things.As long as Ranpo returns to Yokohama, he will be as happy as a duck soaring into the sky, completely letting himself go.

But as long as he is in his hometown in Kamakura, Luanbu cannot fly.

I sympathize with Ranpo's situation, but it's also interesting to see him get crestfallen when he meets Nemesis.

"Qingxi."

Hearing someone calling me from behind, I stopped and turned around.

What hits the face is the soft and moist sea breeze.

"It's really you."

There is also the voice of the youth that is gentler than the sea breeze.

He frowned, with a gentle smile on his face.

"It's Yukimura." I also smiled at him, "Long time no see."

When I was studying in Russia, I occasionally returned to China, but the time was very short.Yukimura is a famous professional tennis player, busier than me.

Yukimura added: "Two years and three months."

"You remember it really clearly... In fact, I cheer you on in front of the TV every year in your competition."

"Then Qingxi might as well come to the scene to cheer." Yukimura said with a smile, "That would be more effective for me."

"But your tickets are too hard to get."

In fact, I am also very interested in tennis games, but it costs a lot of money to go to the scene, and Yukimura's scalper tickets are sold at sky-high prices.

I'd better save it.

"Obviously every time—" Yukimura's voice stopped abruptly, and he asked again after a while, "I heard from Sanada, are you married?"

I don't know if it's my illusion, but when he asked this sentence, there was no smile on his face.

With his back to the sparkling sea, his expression was somewhat unreal.

"Ah."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"You were preparing for an important game at the time, so I didn't notify you, I thought I'd tell you when you returned home, and treat you to a meal by the way—"

I was talking endlessly when suddenly a hand was placed on my shoulder from behind, and then I leaned forward and leaned against my body.

I turned my face and saw Luanbu with sweat all over his face.His hair was soaked with sweat and stuck to his forehead.

He opened his usually squinted eyes, and raised his chin towards Yukimura: "Your news is not very good, we have been married for half a year."

Yukimura was startled, and then said, "Sorry, I just felt a little sudden."

"It wasn't sudden." Luanbu took out a handkerchief from my pocket and wiped the sweat off his face, "Qingxi fell in love with me at first sight, I also like her very much, we only got married after meeting the parents, why was it so sudden? "

I have already adapted to the way of talking in disorder, but Yukimura can't adapt, the conversation between the two gradually became awkward, so Yukimura said goodbye to me very quickly, and agreed to meet next time.

I was staring at Yukimura's back in a daze, and was slapped on the head rudely by Ranpo.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" He forced my face to his side and said angrily, "Shouldn't you first praise your clever and handsome husband who has completed the task of the lion mother?"

Lion Mama is the nickname he gave my mother, which fits my mother's personality traits very well, but he promised me that he can only call it that when we are the two of us.

I took the handkerchief from him, wiped his forehead carefully, and praised him: "My husband is amazing! The smartest and most handsome in the world!"

Luanbu was a little overwhelmed by my praise. He raised his arm and said to me: "Touch my biceps quickly, I feel that I am going to practice, I have the feeling!"

I:"……"

I have never heard of a man who can develop biceps by running. I am a little embarrassed, but his boss, Mr. Fukuzawa, asked me to give him confidence and not to hit him.

"Qingxi, touch it!"

I stretched out my hand with difficulty and touched his slender arm, oh no...it was a random-style bicep.

This is probably the most unique biceps in the world.

"How is it?" Ranbu asked with a smile.

"it is good!"

What else can I say but yes?

Ranbu was very happy. He patted his stomach and said, "Hey, to reward my biceps, I want to eat three servings of strawberry puffs for breakfast!"

"Absolutely not!"

Hmph, so the conspiracy is waiting for me here.I firmly rejected his request, I don't want to be scolded by my mother after she finds out.

Luanbu's smile collapsed: "Why? Don't you even reward me?"

I thought for a while and said, "If you eat three servings, you will exceed your calorie intake for the day. Do you still want to train your abs?"

Luanbu frowned and said: "...It's just abs, I have it."

"A piece of abdominal muscle can't be called an abdominal muscle."

"Qingxi, don't discriminate against one abdominal muscle!"

"I don't discriminate." I turned around and walked towards the house, "Okay, I will secretly give you another half portion, no bargaining, and don't let the lion mother know."

Although it was not up to the three copies he requested, two and a half copies made him very satisfied. "Mother Lion won't know. She went to play mahjong with the tiger lady she met on the road."

"So she let you go back alone? You don't know the way here, and you can't tell the difference between east, west, and north."

"I was the one who said that Qingxi would definitely wait for me on the road."

Luanbu tilted his head, took my hand, the ring on his ring finger brushed against the back of my hand, "I don't need to tell the difference, I just need to follow you."