Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!
Chapter 350 I was wrong, I want to kneel down and call Dad
[Hahaha, I laughed at this complaint. 】
[Sure enough, Jiang Shen can only be beautiful in this life. 】
[I remember that when I was in the Starlight Creation Camp, Jiang Shen also said that the ideal partner is a one-in-a-million soul, right? 】
[So, what exactly is a soul that is one in a million? 】
【Am I the only one who noticed Jiang Shen's first sentence? What matters is whether he is the one I was waiting for! 】
[There is a story...]
[But Jiang Shen said that he has never been in love? ! 】
【Having never been in a relationship doesn't mean that you haven't had a crush! 】
……
Even the program crew was confused, and the director said bitterly: "Well, Jiang Shen, can you visualize your one-in-a-million soul? We are not a supernatural program, and there is no way to really find you a unique soul. Come!"
The director's Mai Tai made the barrage burst into laughter.
Just after everyone thought that there would be no more "concrete" appearances, Jiang Che suddenly spoke again.
"Cat eyes, smiling lips, tear mole, male gender, occupation: entertainer!"
As soon as the words came out.
The barrage is crazy.
All under the name of @贝燕.
"Isn't this... Pei Yan?"
Che Xiaoxuan stuck out her tongue and said in surprise.
[Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about. 】
[It's confirmed, Jiang Shen has a crush on Emperor Pei! 】
【So, will Emperor Pei come to this show?Hey, the old man is excited! 】
[According to the spoof habits of the previous program group, this possibility is very low, everyone, go to sleep! 】
【Curious about how the program team will arrange...】
……
The ratings of "Virtual Lover" started to pick up.
"So, will you arrange Pei Yan for me?"
Jiang Che didn't evade, and asked the director with a smile.
"Wash up and go to sleep, there is everything in the dream!"
The director exposed it mercilessly.
"What a pity..."
Jiang Che's smile became brighter.
"So, the show crew will really arrange for us our ideal other half?"
Lu Tianyou, the chicken thief, seemed to have gotten something.
"No, I'm just asking. The program team has limited funds, because the four of you have exhausted all the funds. This is the end of today's program. Everyone can go back to wash and sleep!"
The director got up and announced the end of the show!
[EMMMMMM? ?Who am I, where am I, what happened? 】
[A look of bewilderment, is this the end? 】
[Mysterious program...]
……
The barrage was full of confusion, but the four guests in the studio were even more confused than them.
"So...we were on the show, did we feel lonely?"
Che Xiaoxuan was powerless to complain, and when she got up and was about to leave, she slapped the cupid puppet on the table aggrievedly.
"I don't want domestic sales... It's not bad to give me an amateur..."
Mumbling, several people left the studio.
'Pa-ta--'
The lights dimmed.
The camera gave a close-up of Cupid, the god of love whom Cha Xiaoxuan touched.
Cupid's eyes blinked, and the Cupid's arrow in his hand suddenly shot out.
The mechanical doll sounded: "Ding, Qiuqiu has received their request, and we will arrange it!"
【Ahhh, I knew it wasn't that simple! 】
[The program team is really a thug, I'm already looking forward to it! 】
[Who is the planner, chicken legs must be added! 】
[Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan! 】
……
The barrage is crazy.
The shots switched one by one, and came to the scene of the four people driving home after downloading the broadcast.
"Huh? When was the camera installed in the car..."
Zhen Lanchu was stunned.
"I knew the program crew had a trick, I have to check to see if anyone is in my car!"
Lu Tianyou thief Xixi got out of the car and began to rummage, not even letting go of the trunk. Of course, he found a lonely place in the end.
The big-hearted Che Xiaoxuan didn't seem to notice the existence of the camera, and as soon as she got in the car, Ge You threw away all her idol baggage, and Ge You lay down on the back seat and began to sleep.
And Jiang Che glanced at the camera, smiled faintly and drove home.
The camera cuts to the home of the four again.
There was a puff of smoke in the living room, and after the smoke passed, a huge box appeared!
[Come, come, the virtual lover has appeared! 】
【Ahhh, I'm so excited, I really want to know what the customized lovers in the alley look like! ! 】
[I thought this show was going to go high and low, but I was wrong, I want to kneel down and call Dad! 】
……
The barrage went crazy again.
The screen is then split into four split screens.
The four of them opened the door of their own house respectively.
The light and the mechanical male voice sounded at the same time.
"This is Cupid, the God of Love, Marriage of a Thousand Miles, and One Line Leads Studio. The virtual lover you made has been delivered, please check it!"
……
"Damn it, the baby is scared to death!"
Lu Tianyou was so frightened that he ran directly to the door.
"The program team really... gave me a huge surprise!"
Zhen Lanchu patted her chest with lingering fear and muttered to herself.
And Che Xiaoxuan screamed excitedly: "Here I come handsome guy", and then rushed to the huge box at home.
Jiang Che in the camera raised his eyebrows and looked at the huge box with an intriguing smile.
The unboxing surprise is officially here!
Split camera switch to full screen.
The first one to appear was Lu Tianyou's side who was the first to appear on camera.
He first ran out of the house in fright, and then came back in fear amid the hahaha sound of the barrage. He didn't dare to move the box immediately, and circled around the box several times. Open, afraid of turning into a frightened look.
In the end, the person in the box couldn't wait anymore, and jumped out of the box with a jerk.
[Ah, ah, ah, Miying, Miying, Miying! 】
[Fuck, it's actually a mixed race supermodel Mi Ying! 】
【Surprised? 】
[EMMMM, I feel the hostile intentions of the program group. Mi Ying's figure, face, and fiery temper are completely incompatible with Lu Tianyou's ideal partner! 】
"I said you are a big man, what are you doing, I am your customized virtual lover Mi Ying, please give me your advice from today! I am a little thirsty, go, bring me some water."
The violent Mi Ying lay on the sofa with a look of dislike for Ge You, bossing around the stunned Lu Tianyou.
The screen switched to Zhen Lanchu. She tapped on the box for a long time, but there was no response inside. When she opened it, a young man with a sweet face curled up in the box, his almond eyes blinked, and he wanted to cry. Crying: "Hello, I am Su Wei, your customized virtual lover. You can call me Weiwei."
Zhen Lanchu: "Is there still time for me to return the product?"
The picture came to Che Xiaoxuan's side again, and she couldn't wait to open the box. Inside, a domineering boss wearing gold-rimmed glasses smiled charmingly, and gently raised her jaw: "Hey, baby, I am the virtual girl you made up." Lovers, wilderness!"
The three virtual lovers, apart from Mi Ying who is very famous, and the men named Su Wei and Yuan Ye, are very unfamiliar. I don't know if they are amateurs or newly signed artists by which company, but they are all very handsome.
On the surface, the three of them didn't match the three guests' mate selection requirements at all.
The gentle and ordinary-looking wife that Lu Tianyou wanted turned into Mi Ying, who was famous in the supermodel world with an angel face, a devil figure, and a fiery temper.
And the handsome uncle that Zhen Lanchu wanted turned into a soft and glutinous little milk dog, and the carefree that Che Xiaoxuan wanted turned into a playboy.
This made everyone look forward to what the virtual lover opened in Jiang Che's blind box would be!
[I've heard the heartbreak of the three guests upstairs, I beg the program team to be alone for the last time! 】
[Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan! 】
[Hey, I'm really looking forward to Jiang Shen's customized lover! 】
……
Amidst the anticipation of the barrage, Jiang Che slowly opened the blind box.
Then the screen freezes, and the subtitles appear.
[On December 12, "Virtual Lover" will see you soon! 】
[Sure enough, Jiang Shen can only be beautiful in this life. 】
[I remember that when I was in the Starlight Creation Camp, Jiang Shen also said that the ideal partner is a one-in-a-million soul, right? 】
[So, what exactly is a soul that is one in a million? 】
【Am I the only one who noticed Jiang Shen's first sentence? What matters is whether he is the one I was waiting for! 】
[There is a story...]
[But Jiang Shen said that he has never been in love? ! 】
【Having never been in a relationship doesn't mean that you haven't had a crush! 】
……
Even the program crew was confused, and the director said bitterly: "Well, Jiang Shen, can you visualize your one-in-a-million soul? We are not a supernatural program, and there is no way to really find you a unique soul. Come!"
The director's Mai Tai made the barrage burst into laughter.
Just after everyone thought that there would be no more "concrete" appearances, Jiang Che suddenly spoke again.
"Cat eyes, smiling lips, tear mole, male gender, occupation: entertainer!"
As soon as the words came out.
The barrage is crazy.
All under the name of @贝燕.
"Isn't this... Pei Yan?"
Che Xiaoxuan stuck out her tongue and said in surprise.
[Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about. 】
[It's confirmed, Jiang Shen has a crush on Emperor Pei! 】
【So, will Emperor Pei come to this show?Hey, the old man is excited! 】
[According to the spoof habits of the previous program group, this possibility is very low, everyone, go to sleep! 】
【Curious about how the program team will arrange...】
……
The ratings of "Virtual Lover" started to pick up.
"So, will you arrange Pei Yan for me?"
Jiang Che didn't evade, and asked the director with a smile.
"Wash up and go to sleep, there is everything in the dream!"
The director exposed it mercilessly.
"What a pity..."
Jiang Che's smile became brighter.
"So, the show crew will really arrange for us our ideal other half?"
Lu Tianyou, the chicken thief, seemed to have gotten something.
"No, I'm just asking. The program team has limited funds, because the four of you have exhausted all the funds. This is the end of today's program. Everyone can go back to wash and sleep!"
The director got up and announced the end of the show!
[EMMMMMM? ?Who am I, where am I, what happened? 】
[A look of bewilderment, is this the end? 】
[Mysterious program...]
……
The barrage was full of confusion, but the four guests in the studio were even more confused than them.
"So...we were on the show, did we feel lonely?"
Che Xiaoxuan was powerless to complain, and when she got up and was about to leave, she slapped the cupid puppet on the table aggrievedly.
"I don't want domestic sales... It's not bad to give me an amateur..."
Mumbling, several people left the studio.
'Pa-ta--'
The lights dimmed.
The camera gave a close-up of Cupid, the god of love whom Cha Xiaoxuan touched.
Cupid's eyes blinked, and the Cupid's arrow in his hand suddenly shot out.
The mechanical doll sounded: "Ding, Qiuqiu has received their request, and we will arrange it!"
【Ahhh, I knew it wasn't that simple! 】
[The program team is really a thug, I'm already looking forward to it! 】
[Who is the planner, chicken legs must be added! 】
[Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan! 】
……
The barrage is crazy.
The shots switched one by one, and came to the scene of the four people driving home after downloading the broadcast.
"Huh? When was the camera installed in the car..."
Zhen Lanchu was stunned.
"I knew the program crew had a trick, I have to check to see if anyone is in my car!"
Lu Tianyou thief Xixi got out of the car and began to rummage, not even letting go of the trunk. Of course, he found a lonely place in the end.
The big-hearted Che Xiaoxuan didn't seem to notice the existence of the camera, and as soon as she got in the car, Ge You threw away all her idol baggage, and Ge You lay down on the back seat and began to sleep.
And Jiang Che glanced at the camera, smiled faintly and drove home.
The camera cuts to the home of the four again.
There was a puff of smoke in the living room, and after the smoke passed, a huge box appeared!
[Come, come, the virtual lover has appeared! 】
【Ahhh, I'm so excited, I really want to know what the customized lovers in the alley look like! ! 】
[I thought this show was going to go high and low, but I was wrong, I want to kneel down and call Dad! 】
……
The barrage went crazy again.
The screen is then split into four split screens.
The four of them opened the door of their own house respectively.
The light and the mechanical male voice sounded at the same time.
"This is Cupid, the God of Love, Marriage of a Thousand Miles, and One Line Leads Studio. The virtual lover you made has been delivered, please check it!"
……
"Damn it, the baby is scared to death!"
Lu Tianyou was so frightened that he ran directly to the door.
"The program team really... gave me a huge surprise!"
Zhen Lanchu patted her chest with lingering fear and muttered to herself.
And Che Xiaoxuan screamed excitedly: "Here I come handsome guy", and then rushed to the huge box at home.
Jiang Che in the camera raised his eyebrows and looked at the huge box with an intriguing smile.
The unboxing surprise is officially here!
Split camera switch to full screen.
The first one to appear was Lu Tianyou's side who was the first to appear on camera.
He first ran out of the house in fright, and then came back in fear amid the hahaha sound of the barrage. He didn't dare to move the box immediately, and circled around the box several times. Open, afraid of turning into a frightened look.
In the end, the person in the box couldn't wait anymore, and jumped out of the box with a jerk.
[Ah, ah, ah, Miying, Miying, Miying! 】
[Fuck, it's actually a mixed race supermodel Mi Ying! 】
【Surprised? 】
[EMMMM, I feel the hostile intentions of the program group. Mi Ying's figure, face, and fiery temper are completely incompatible with Lu Tianyou's ideal partner! 】
"I said you are a big man, what are you doing, I am your customized virtual lover Mi Ying, please give me your advice from today! I am a little thirsty, go, bring me some water."
The violent Mi Ying lay on the sofa with a look of dislike for Ge You, bossing around the stunned Lu Tianyou.
The screen switched to Zhen Lanchu. She tapped on the box for a long time, but there was no response inside. When she opened it, a young man with a sweet face curled up in the box, his almond eyes blinked, and he wanted to cry. Crying: "Hello, I am Su Wei, your customized virtual lover. You can call me Weiwei."
Zhen Lanchu: "Is there still time for me to return the product?"
The picture came to Che Xiaoxuan's side again, and she couldn't wait to open the box. Inside, a domineering boss wearing gold-rimmed glasses smiled charmingly, and gently raised her jaw: "Hey, baby, I am the virtual girl you made up." Lovers, wilderness!"
The three virtual lovers, apart from Mi Ying who is very famous, and the men named Su Wei and Yuan Ye, are very unfamiliar. I don't know if they are amateurs or newly signed artists by which company, but they are all very handsome.
On the surface, the three of them didn't match the three guests' mate selection requirements at all.
The gentle and ordinary-looking wife that Lu Tianyou wanted turned into Mi Ying, who was famous in the supermodel world with an angel face, a devil figure, and a fiery temper.
And the handsome uncle that Zhen Lanchu wanted turned into a soft and glutinous little milk dog, and the carefree that Che Xiaoxuan wanted turned into a playboy.
This made everyone look forward to what the virtual lover opened in Jiang Che's blind box would be!
[I've heard the heartbreak of the three guests upstairs, I beg the program team to be alone for the last time! 】
[Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan, Pei Yan! 】
[Hey, I'm really looking forward to Jiang Shen's customized lover! 】
……
Amidst the anticipation of the barrage, Jiang Che slowly opened the blind box.
Then the screen freezes, and the subtitles appear.
[On December 12, "Virtual Lover" will see you soon! 】
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