Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!
Chapter 349 What matters is whether he is the one I'm waiting for
"Who knows... After chatting for half an hour, I haven't seen any other guests appear. Maybe I really need to internalize it?"
Zhen Lanchu showed a faint smile, her tone slightly teasing.
[No... err, please let me Jiang Shen be beautiful! 】
[Although there is Jiang Shen in this show, I have a premonition that it will be boring, so I don't want to watch it! 】
[I have a hunch that even if Jiang Shen supports this show, it will definitely not escape the fate of being unpopular. 】
[A boring and uninteresting love variety show, the appraisal is complete! 】
【For Jiang Shen's face, I endured it...】
……
There was a lot of scolding on the bullet screen, and many people said that the new program was very boring.
There is still a good amount of broadcasts now, all thanks to Jiang Che alone supporting the audience.
In front of the TV, Pei Yan was lazily leaning on Jiang Che's lap, eating strawberries, and looking at him with a half-smile: "Have you ever been in a relationship? Then what am I..."
"So Master wants me to tell the truth?"
Jiang Che raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
Although it is a variety show, it also has a script.
His relationship with Pei Yan cannot be made public, so he can only say frankly that he has never been in a relationship.
"Hey, sometimes, white lies are necessary... You have so many fans of wife and career, knowing that we are dating, you will tear me to pieces with your bare hands!"
Pei Yan coughed in embarrassment, and changed the subject with a guilty conscience. He was just teasing out of boredom, should he be so serious.
"Then what... In these 3000 years, don't you have a single object of interest?"
He was a little curious, saying that time heals everything.
He didn't quite understand why Jiang Che could miss him for 3000 years!
"No, you are the first and the last..."
Jiang Che smiled, lowered his head and snatched the strawberry from his mouth.
"What if, what if I never come back alive?"
Pei Yan tried to ask again.
"will not!"
Jiang Che opened his mouth calmly, and stuffed another strawberry into his mouth.
Pei Yan took two bites, but before he could taste the flavor, he lowered his head and swept him away!
"Hey, hey, you're taking food from a tiger's mouth, do you know that?"
He cursed, the latter stroked his hair lovingly, and continued to watch TV.
"I found that there is still a big difference between recording and live broadcasting. How should I put it... Well, recording and broadcasting is also quite interesting!"
Pei Yan also looked at the TV and spoke again.
"Live broadcasting started this year. In the past, almost all of them were recorded and broadcast. When the program was broadcast, at least two to three months had passed. The schedule had long since ended, and we only needed to cooperate with the publicity."
Jiang Che replied.
The two stopped talking and concentrated on watching "Virtual Lovers".
On the TV, the director did not answer the questions of several people, but started to ask them about their criteria for choosing a spouse.
From appearance to personality to figure, everything is in detail.
"Director, you are asking this question, as if you are going to arrange a blind date for us!"
Lu Tianyou laughed and teased.
"Maybe, tell me about your mate selection criteria, maybe I can arrange a session for you to change your life on the spot?"
The director replied with a smile.
"Let me talk about mine first. Well, she doesn't need to be too good-looking. In terms of personality, I hope she can be gentler, take care of her family, and be able to live together! In terms of occupation, I hope she is a teacher!"
Lu Tianyou was the first to tell his ideal partner.
[Hahaha, God bless is true! 】
[Tianyou is indeed a notorious stingy man, if you are looking for a wife, you should also find someone who can be diligent and thrifty in managing the house! 】
[You don't need to be too good-looking to focus, it seems that you were deeply hurt by your first love, Neptune, and you are afraid of a good-looking woman! 】
[It feels like the standard for ordinary people to find a wife, but in this era, there are very few women in the Gu family. 】
……
The barrage in the comment area took off.
"Well, I still like people who are older than me and who can take care of others. I don't care about looks and body. After all, my ex-husband is so stumbling. If it is a job, I need someone who is not too busy and can spend more time with me. Yes. In terms of personality, be honest, I don’t like that kind of fox personality very much!”
Zhen Lanchu also stated her criteria for choosing a mate.
[Goddess Lanchu really likes uncle. 】
[Tsk, if I were the goddess of Lanchu, what kind of uncle would I be looking for? Isn't it enough to be hurt by the uncle? I just look for that kind of sweet little wolf dog! 】
[Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about, even though her ex-husband is indeed too long to describe! 】
……
"Well, I don't have any standards, as long as I look good and have a good figure!"
Che Xiaoxuan's standard Yangou condition makes people laugh.
[I seem to see myself, whether I have a standard face or not! 】
[Xuanxuan is so courageous, isn't she afraid of being set up by the program crew again as a cowardly person? 】
[It's still too naive and too young, after the age of 30, she will know that a man is good-looking and useless, practicality is king! 】
[How about a 'practical' method? 】
[Upstairs LSP...]
……
The building is crooked.
And the interview continues.
"Your condition can be met, what do you think of our Jiang Shen?"
The director cuts the camera to Jiang Che's face.
The latter showed a faint smile.
"No, I'm not worthy! Jiang Shen is a god, is it something we mortals can imagine? I don't want to become a background board! I will add another condition, it can't be a big carrot!"
Che Xiaoxuan hurriedly waved her hands, showing a respectful and indifferent look.
[Hahahaha, what nonsense are you talking about. 】
[The pain of an actress, every time she goes to school with Jiang Shen, she will become a background board. 】
【So, am I, God Jiang, doomed to die alone in this life? 】
[Emmmm, guide Pei Yan! 】
[Magma CPYYDS~~~]
……
"Where is Jiang Shen, what is Jiang Shen's criteria for choosing a spouse?"
The most important thing is here!
Jiang Che faced the camera, showing a faint smile, and didn't answer right away, as if he was thinking.
The barrage was full of Pei Yan's name.
Even the tentacle monster began to describe Pei Yan's character and appearance.
[Good-looking, with tear moles, cat eyes, smiling lips, glamorous on stage, but a naive offstage! 】
"Be kind."
After waiting for a long time, Jiang Che finally uttered the word kindness, which was more concise than Che Xiaoxuan.
[What the hell, the old lady took off her pants, so you just show this to the old lady? 】
[? ? ? ?Isn't Jiang Shen's standard for choosing a spouse a bit low! 】
[Look at me, look at me, Jiang Shen, although I have no money and no face, I often help old ladies cross the road, I am kind enough, choose me! 】
……
"What the hell? Is this the only advantage I have in your eyes?!"
In reality, Pei Yan frowned and stared at Jiang Che.
Jiang Che raised his thin lips lightly, and stroked his back to soothe him, just like stroking a cat.
On the TV, everyone was obviously also surprised.
"No more? Isn't it a bit monotonous... Is there no requirement for looks?"
Lu Tianyou was in a daze, why did he feel that Jiang Shen was no better than him!
"Looks are not important, the important thing is whether he is the one I was waiting for! Isn't there a saying that goes like this: Good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a thousand. What I want is that one in a million." soul."
Jiang Che spoke like a heavenly book.
Everyone: "...then you'll be single for the rest of your life!"
Zhen Lanchu showed a faint smile, her tone slightly teasing.
[No... err, please let me Jiang Shen be beautiful! 】
[Although there is Jiang Shen in this show, I have a premonition that it will be boring, so I don't want to watch it! 】
[I have a hunch that even if Jiang Shen supports this show, it will definitely not escape the fate of being unpopular. 】
[A boring and uninteresting love variety show, the appraisal is complete! 】
【For Jiang Shen's face, I endured it...】
……
There was a lot of scolding on the bullet screen, and many people said that the new program was very boring.
There is still a good amount of broadcasts now, all thanks to Jiang Che alone supporting the audience.
In front of the TV, Pei Yan was lazily leaning on Jiang Che's lap, eating strawberries, and looking at him with a half-smile: "Have you ever been in a relationship? Then what am I..."
"So Master wants me to tell the truth?"
Jiang Che raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
Although it is a variety show, it also has a script.
His relationship with Pei Yan cannot be made public, so he can only say frankly that he has never been in a relationship.
"Hey, sometimes, white lies are necessary... You have so many fans of wife and career, knowing that we are dating, you will tear me to pieces with your bare hands!"
Pei Yan coughed in embarrassment, and changed the subject with a guilty conscience. He was just teasing out of boredom, should he be so serious.
"Then what... In these 3000 years, don't you have a single object of interest?"
He was a little curious, saying that time heals everything.
He didn't quite understand why Jiang Che could miss him for 3000 years!
"No, you are the first and the last..."
Jiang Che smiled, lowered his head and snatched the strawberry from his mouth.
"What if, what if I never come back alive?"
Pei Yan tried to ask again.
"will not!"
Jiang Che opened his mouth calmly, and stuffed another strawberry into his mouth.
Pei Yan took two bites, but before he could taste the flavor, he lowered his head and swept him away!
"Hey, hey, you're taking food from a tiger's mouth, do you know that?"
He cursed, the latter stroked his hair lovingly, and continued to watch TV.
"I found that there is still a big difference between recording and live broadcasting. How should I put it... Well, recording and broadcasting is also quite interesting!"
Pei Yan also looked at the TV and spoke again.
"Live broadcasting started this year. In the past, almost all of them were recorded and broadcast. When the program was broadcast, at least two to three months had passed. The schedule had long since ended, and we only needed to cooperate with the publicity."
Jiang Che replied.
The two stopped talking and concentrated on watching "Virtual Lovers".
On the TV, the director did not answer the questions of several people, but started to ask them about their criteria for choosing a spouse.
From appearance to personality to figure, everything is in detail.
"Director, you are asking this question, as if you are going to arrange a blind date for us!"
Lu Tianyou laughed and teased.
"Maybe, tell me about your mate selection criteria, maybe I can arrange a session for you to change your life on the spot?"
The director replied with a smile.
"Let me talk about mine first. Well, she doesn't need to be too good-looking. In terms of personality, I hope she can be gentler, take care of her family, and be able to live together! In terms of occupation, I hope she is a teacher!"
Lu Tianyou was the first to tell his ideal partner.
[Hahaha, God bless is true! 】
[Tianyou is indeed a notorious stingy man, if you are looking for a wife, you should also find someone who can be diligent and thrifty in managing the house! 】
[You don't need to be too good-looking to focus, it seems that you were deeply hurt by your first love, Neptune, and you are afraid of a good-looking woman! 】
[It feels like the standard for ordinary people to find a wife, but in this era, there are very few women in the Gu family. 】
……
The barrage in the comment area took off.
"Well, I still like people who are older than me and who can take care of others. I don't care about looks and body. After all, my ex-husband is so stumbling. If it is a job, I need someone who is not too busy and can spend more time with me. Yes. In terms of personality, be honest, I don’t like that kind of fox personality very much!”
Zhen Lanchu also stated her criteria for choosing a mate.
[Goddess Lanchu really likes uncle. 】
[Tsk, if I were the goddess of Lanchu, what kind of uncle would I be looking for? Isn't it enough to be hurt by the uncle? I just look for that kind of sweet little wolf dog! 】
[Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about, even though her ex-husband is indeed too long to describe! 】
……
"Well, I don't have any standards, as long as I look good and have a good figure!"
Che Xiaoxuan's standard Yangou condition makes people laugh.
[I seem to see myself, whether I have a standard face or not! 】
[Xuanxuan is so courageous, isn't she afraid of being set up by the program crew again as a cowardly person? 】
[It's still too naive and too young, after the age of 30, she will know that a man is good-looking and useless, practicality is king! 】
[How about a 'practical' method? 】
[Upstairs LSP...]
……
The building is crooked.
And the interview continues.
"Your condition can be met, what do you think of our Jiang Shen?"
The director cuts the camera to Jiang Che's face.
The latter showed a faint smile.
"No, I'm not worthy! Jiang Shen is a god, is it something we mortals can imagine? I don't want to become a background board! I will add another condition, it can't be a big carrot!"
Che Xiaoxuan hurriedly waved her hands, showing a respectful and indifferent look.
[Hahahaha, what nonsense are you talking about. 】
[The pain of an actress, every time she goes to school with Jiang Shen, she will become a background board. 】
【So, am I, God Jiang, doomed to die alone in this life? 】
[Emmmm, guide Pei Yan! 】
[Magma CPYYDS~~~]
……
"Where is Jiang Shen, what is Jiang Shen's criteria for choosing a spouse?"
The most important thing is here!
Jiang Che faced the camera, showing a faint smile, and didn't answer right away, as if he was thinking.
The barrage was full of Pei Yan's name.
Even the tentacle monster began to describe Pei Yan's character and appearance.
[Good-looking, with tear moles, cat eyes, smiling lips, glamorous on stage, but a naive offstage! 】
"Be kind."
After waiting for a long time, Jiang Che finally uttered the word kindness, which was more concise than Che Xiaoxuan.
[What the hell, the old lady took off her pants, so you just show this to the old lady? 】
[? ? ? ?Isn't Jiang Shen's standard for choosing a spouse a bit low! 】
[Look at me, look at me, Jiang Shen, although I have no money and no face, I often help old ladies cross the road, I am kind enough, choose me! 】
……
"What the hell? Is this the only advantage I have in your eyes?!"
In reality, Pei Yan frowned and stared at Jiang Che.
Jiang Che raised his thin lips lightly, and stroked his back to soothe him, just like stroking a cat.
On the TV, everyone was obviously also surprised.
"No more? Isn't it a bit monotonous... Is there no requirement for looks?"
Lu Tianyou was in a daze, why did he feel that Jiang Shen was no better than him!
"Looks are not important, the important thing is whether he is the one I was waiting for! Isn't there a saying that goes like this: Good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a thousand. What I want is that one in a million." soul."
Jiang Che spoke like a heavenly book.
Everyone: "...then you'll be single for the rest of your life!"
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