Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

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Friday: Barely know that there is such a living thing in this world, and forget it after that.

To put it simply, it is a passerby.

And what about the man?

Friday?Who is that?

Huh?Didn't you deliberately find someone's name on the duty list and make people wait?

oh!That little policeman who can't even catch a prisoner!Remind him to be careful on the street in the future.

This is... a passer-by who has a little hatred and is dispensable.

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So, it's time for another fun weekend!

It's a pity that it's Friday's turn to be on duty.

During the lunch break, this person was lying on the desk with a lifeless sample paper, humming incessantly.

Cheng Yang shook the newspaper in his hand, and finally couldn't help it: "I said you've been humming all morning, can you stop for a while? My aunt has a stomachache? I forgive you! My brother will sell you some motherwort now! "After speaking, the newspaper should be put into action as soon as it is thrown away.

Friday looked at him pitifully, "Forget about motherwort, buy a chicken leg rice and come back!"

"You're still rousing me..." Cheng Yang was about to get angry, blinked, and hurried forward to touch Friday's forehead with the back of his hand.

Open your hand on Friday, "What's the fuss?"

Cheng Yang clicked his tongue, and walked two and a half circles around Friday, "That's not right, kid. Why didn't you blow your hair when you hurt you so much?"

Friday rolled his eyes at him, "You know you're hurting me, don't you? Dadu, I don't have the same knowledge as you, which lowers IQ."

"Fuck! Who and your knowledge will directly lower the national IQ!" Cheng Yang said, touching Friday's stomach with his hand, "I mean, you're hungry even after half an hour after lunch? Let me Look at how big Comrade Xiao Zhou's stomach is."

"At that time, I had no appetite and couldn't eat." Friday kicked him away, "Get out! Can you touch my eight-pack abs?"

"Eight-pack abs??" Cheng Yang mocked.

On Friday, his face flushed, and he said angrily, "Six yuan."

"Six dollars???"

"If you have the ability, you can practice it yourself! Stop talking nonsense, and go buy a chicken drumstick rice for Grandpa! My abs are almost gone from hunger." Friday shouted impatiently.

Cheng Yang taunted again, "The one who can be starved is fat, right?"

"I'm going to buy it myself!" Friday became angry from embarrassment.

Cheng Yang pushed the person who had stood up back onto the chair, "Sit down, Mr. Zhou, I'll go, I'll buy it for you! Don't starve your old 'abdominal muscles' away."

"Hey, get back!" Waved to Cheng Yang, and lay down on the table again.

Just as Cheng Yang opened his mouth, he watched Friday quietly cover his stomach with his left hand with sharp eyes, then closed it again, poured a cup of hot water and put it in front of Friday, "I heard that bird flu has been raging recently, so let's not eat chicken drumstick rice I'm here. I'm going to buy you two bowls of crab porridge. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll treat you to dinner."

Friday raised his eyebrows, "So good?"

"That's ~ brother has always been so nice!" Cheng Yang looked terrified.

"Then bring four bowls! If you can't finish it, keep it for dinner!"

Cheng Yang poked Friday's head, "Don't push yourself too hard! Be careful, I won't give you a grain of rice!" After finishing speaking, he took his bicycle keys and walked out of the office.

As soon as the office door was closed, Friday finally breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed the tense expression on his face, and twisted his whole body, clutching his stomach with his hands and howling, "What the hell did I do? Aww..."

Duty room on the first floor

"Is the police officer here on Friday, please?"

"Yes, sir, what can you do with him?"

"I left in a hurry last time, and I didn't make a record. Officer Zhou asked me to come to him when I was free."

The person who came was the man who was punished once by Zhou Xiaowu and sat in the police station for an hour and a half for nothing.

I just finished visiting the ancient town with my sister-in-law and nephew. When I went back, I happened to pass by the gate of the police station. I saw a policeman riding a bicycle out of it. I remembered that there seemed to be a debt to be settled. Anyway, there was nothing wrong, so I just came here.

"Then you register first, go up from there, the second office on the left on the second floor is there."

Sure enough two.

"Yes." The man picked up a pen and filled out the registration form, "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Turn around and go upstairs.

As soon as he walked to the door, before he raised his hand to knock on the door, he heard waves of wailing coming from the office.

The man's mouth twitched slightly.

Did you go to the right place?

This is the police station?

Are you sure it's not a zoo?

After hesitating for a long time, the man still politely knocked on the door, and then he turned the handle and opened the door.

Sure enough, the wailing stopped immediately, "Why did you come back so soon? Don't say that you didn't bring a single grain of rice... Uh! Why are you?" Friday was stunned.

Seeing Friday's pale face, the man still managed to hold on, frowning and said, "Last time I left suddenly, so I came to ask you to take notes."

"When?" Friday tilted his head and began to recall.

Man: ... "Forget it, it's nothing." Sure enough, he was being teased.But today doesn't seem to be the time to settle accounts, this little policeman looks a little weak. "I got sick?"

Thinking about it on Friday, I was still a passer-by anyway, shaking his head dejectedly, "It's an old problem, my stomach hurts."

"How much does it hurt?"

"I'd rather be stabbed!" Friday started talking nonsense

The man nods.No wonder howling like a pig. "Have you taken any medicine?"

"It seems to have eaten..." Friday leaned on the chair, looked sideways at the man, "Have you been robbed or stolen? If you want to report the crime, go to the downstairs duty room to register. I'm taking a lunch break." .”

The man thought for a while and said, "It's okay, I'm here to visit."

"Visit? You don't want to visit the many scenic spots in Yongle, so come visit the police station?" Is our police station different from other places?The corner of his mouth twitched on Friday, and he asked again, "Did you buy the tickets?"

Man: ... "Need to buy tickets?"

Friday nodded, "That's right! Since it's a visit, you need to buy a ticket!"

"Where to buy?"

Seeing the man with a serious face on Friday, this joke can't go on anymore. "Just kidding. This office is only for you to visit as you please." Pointing to the corner, "there is a water dispenser over there, you can drink it yourself, there are not many chairs, if you don't think Cheng Xiaoyang has hemorrhoids, then sit in his Bar."

The man is obviously disgusted.

I would rather stand there without even looking at the chair.

After saying that on Friday, I fell silent.

The man was afraid that he would faint from the pain, so he said, "I'll drive here to take you to the hospital?" It's unbearable to see his pitiful appearance, and that little grudge can be ignored for the time being, anyway, it's not It hurts.

Shaking his head on Friday, "I'm waiting for dinner! Someone treats you, and if you don't eat for nothing, don't eat it."

What kind of pain has become, and I still want to take advantage of that little advantage, is it still some kind of delicacies? "What did he invite you to eat?"

"Crab porridge! That's expensive! Usually I can't bear to eat it."

"..." It's really seafood, but... "You still eat crab porridge with a stomachache?"

"Why? Can't you?" Friday was a little terrified.

The man frowned, "Stomach pain is usually caused by stomach cold, the crab is too cold, it hurts even more after you eat it!"

One word awakened the dreamer, "Yeah! Thank you brother." After finishing speaking, Friday took out his mobile phone and dialed.

Dududu... "Hello? What's your order?"

"I don't want to eat crab porridge today, so I'll tell you not to buy it, I'll eat it next time." Friday said.

Cheng Yang was silent for a second, then exploded, "Are you fucking kidding me? I have to feed you if I don't want to eat it!"

"Then what, keep it for yourself~" Cheng Yang hurriedly pinched the phone before leaving.

Rubbing my stomach and grabbing my jacket on Friday, I got up, "There is still an hour of lunch break, I'm going out to hide. If you have nothing else to do, you can go! The idlers in the work-heavy area are forbidden to stay, and leave quickly! Debts are cheap!"

The man squinted his eyes, watching Zhou Xiaowu's legs go limp just as he stood up.

slap!

"Ouch, I wipe!" After squatting on the chair for too long, my legs became numb.

He didn't go to the hospital, and he said he couldn't escape.

As soon as his legs were able to move freely, Cheng Yang rushed back to block people before he even walked out the door.

Seeing Friday's ugly face, the fire in his stomach couldn't flare up, so he put the four bowls of porridge he bought on the table, "You kid think I'm as heartless as you? I didn't see that your stomach hurts." ? Preserved egg and lean meat porridge, whether you like it or not!"

Looking at the four bowls of hot porridge on the table on Friday, I was moved, "Good brother! I misunderstood you!"

"I'm leaving." The man who watched the brotherly love looked at the two of them meaningfully and left the office.

Cheng Yang watched him leave, then turned around and asked, "Who is he?"

Rubbing his stomach with one hand on Friday, he took a sip of the porridge bowl with the other, "I don't know, I said I came to visit."

"Visit?" Cheng Yang was stunned, "What is there to visit?"

"I don't know. I guess our police station is different from other places."

Cheng Yang nodded, "Then let's suggest to the director to set up a stall at the entrance to sell tickets?"

"Pfft!!!" A mouthful of porridge spewed out on Friday.

"Dirty or not, you!" Cheng Yang avoided in disgust.

Friday blinked and said earnestly, "This is brother..."

"Who is your brother! Don't blackmail me!" Cheng Yang rolled his eyes at him, "Eat porridge! If you can't finish eating, I will pour it in for you myself!"

Even though the man saw Zhou Xiaowu's stomach ache and weakness by mistake, it was impossible for that trace of sympathy to turn into other strange thoughts so quickly.

He is the leader of the army's anti-aircraft artillery regiment!Still the second generation of officials!Proper drop!What kind of people have never seen.

Even the captain of the criminal police team of the city bureau called him brother and brother!

Just like Friday, in his eyes, he was an ordinary little policeman who couldn't be more ordinary.

If he changed his police uniform, he would be just a small citizen.

And on Friday, drinking the porridge bought by Cheng Yang, looking out of the window