Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

An insult to Zhou Xiaowu's personality!

I'm just not full!Are you acting out of order?

Friday pursed his lips, this time he dragged the robber up guardedly, and waved vigorously at the surrounding crowd, "Don't look! Why do you want to go! It's all gone! It's gone!"

Before leaving, Friday rolled his eyes and called back to the man who had walked away a few steps, "Then who! You! You come back! You put him down, go back to the station with me to make a statement!" After going to the police station, it was Grandpa's site, see if Grandpa can't kill you!

"Okay." The man answered simply and neatly.

Friday was inexplicably a little guilty.I had to find my self-esteem on the robber, and slapped that man's head, "Dare to attack the police? You can't be beaten to death, kid! Fortunately, Erha is not here, you deserve it if you bite to death."

Speaking of Erha, where is the dog?

Think about the girl who was robbed... still a little juicy.

wipe!It is estimated that the girl has eaten and drank enough and flirted with the girl again!

Unfilial son!

I'll clean you up when I get home!

When we arrived at the police station, the robbed girl and Erha were already waiting.

On Friday, he handed over the robber to Lao Liu and took him to the interrogation room. He took out a red women's bag and said, "See if you lost anything."

"Thank you! Thank you handsome policeman!" As she spoke, the younger sister excitedly grabbed Friday's hand.

Friday said with a dry smile that it should be, and he withdrew his hand without showing any trace.

The girl said again, "Do you still have to take notes? Let's go, hurry up, I will know everything without saying anything!" Looking at him, it was as if ten AA batteries had been plugged into his eyes.

Frightened by this girl's enthusiasm on Friday, she took a few steps back, looked at Li Lan in the office next door, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "Miss Lan, please stay!"

"what?"

"Free?"

"Yeah." Li Lan glanced behind Friday, "Do you need help with a case?"

Happy Friday, "Miss Lan is really understanding."

"Say it straight! Don't flatter me in front of my sister."

"Isn't this a robbery case? I still have to go to interrogate the robber, and I'll leave the victim to you! You are all sisters, easy to talk about." Friday flattered.

Li Lan flicked her fingers, "It's easy to say, a seafood porridge."

Friday made a bitter face, "Miss Lan, you can't! This is business! Business!" That broken porridge costs 20 yuan a bowl!Still a small bowl! You can boil a pot of crude oil for 20 yuan, okay?Another meal, who doesn't know our Miss Lan's appetite, five or six bowls are just enough to stuff her teeth!

Miss Lan smiled coquettishly, "Forget it, my sister is still busy going to the barber shop to wash her hair." Saying that, she was about to leave.

I go!Are you busy washing your hair during working hours?Didn't you just say you were idle? ?Turning around on Friday, the girl winked over in the blink of an eye.Trembling all over, he gritted his teeth and said, "Success! Why don't we just have seafood porridge! Please! Can't I please!"

Miss Lan snapped her fingers and stopped, without replying to his words, she walked up to her sister, "You are the victim? I need you to describe what happened, come with me."

The girl's face collapsed, "Huh? He didn't take the notes."

Miss Lan looked back and blinked, "Don't be impatient, girl, he is a little shou, you understand!"

"Oh! ~ I understand, I understand!" I saw the twinkling eyes of the younger sister paper, full of little stars.

Zhou Xiaowu: Xiaoshou your sister!I understand your sister!

"You! Talk about you! Why are you laughing! Shut up!" Zhou Xiaoshou began to blame others.

The man who came to take notes touched the corner of his mouth with his fingers, and frowned.This action is just too fucking seductive. "Am I smiling?"

Friday grinned, revealing two dimples, and pointed to Erha who was squatting on the ground, "I'm talking about it."

man:......

"Woof!" Erha stuck out his tongue and laughed happily.

I was in a good mood on Friday, and waved my hand, "Follow me, sir."

Walking to the door of the interrogation room, Wu Wu just put his hand on the doorknob, turned his head and winked at the man, "I'm sorry, sir, I want to interrogate the prisoner so it's not convenient for you to go in, please wait outside." Pointing at the door A row of chairs, "You sit down first, I will talk to you after I finish interrogating the prisoner, soon."

"Wow!" Erha wagged his tail.

"You also wait outside for me!" After finishing speaking, before the man could speak, he stepped into the interrogation room and slammed the door.

In the cold and empty corridor, there were only men and Erha staring at each other.

"Wow~" Erha, the bullying guy, was swept away by the man's displeased eyes, and then he crawled under the chair with his tail between his legs and hid.

The man looked at his watch, then at the door of the interrogation room, and finally at Erha under the chair.

The little policeman obviously did it on purpose.

Instead, let's see what he's going to do.

So the man suppressed his impatience, sat down on the chair, and waited!

half an hour passed...

Erha's head protruded from under the chair, his belly turned up and he started snoring.

The man put his hands on his legs, tapped his knees rhythmically with his fingers, closed his eyes and rested his mind.

An hour has passed...

Erha moved his whole body out of the chair as if he was sleepwalking, and boldly rested his head on the man's shoes, and continued to sleep.

The man was still sitting upright, with his elbows resting on the armrest and his chin resting on his fingers. His expression was very calm, but...a bold black well on his forehead was very obvious.

An hour and a half passed...

Erha was full of sleep, stretched his waist, opened his mouth and yawned, and ran away wagging his tail.

The man stood up abruptly and faced the door of the interrogation room. Just as he put his hand on the doorknob, his cell phone rang.

"Speak quickly! If you have a fart, hold it back!" The man began to subwoofer into the microphone.

The person on the other end of the phone was taken aback for a moment, and forgot what he was going to say, "Head of the regiment, where are you going? It's so hot, what happened?"

The man took a deep breath, "Talk to the police station!"

"Ah? Commander, you're at the police station!?" The phone exclaimed, "Wait, that's wrong! How did you get in, Commander? By the way, how much do they charge to let you go? Commander, wait, I'll chip in Go and redeem you!"

Man: ... "Shut up! Helped the police catch a robber, waiting for the record." Not kidnapped!

"That's it." The other end breathed a sigh of relief, "I said, how can such an upright person, Captain, commit crimes! Hehe!"

"What's the matter with you?"

"Ouch! I almost forgot! Your sister-in-law and nephew are in the regiment, why didn't you pick them up?"

Hold!Forgot about this toss!The man was silent. He thought the signal was not good enough on the phone, so he spoke after feeding for a long time, "You take them to the town first, and I will come here after finishing the notes."

"Oh! Sister-in-law asks how long it will take you?"

The man was silent again, and ten seconds later, "I don't know, that little policeman is still interrogating the prisoner."

"Ah? Are you still waiting for the policeman who is interrogating the prisoner to take notes for you? He is not the only policeman during working hours..." The other end of the phone paused, and said cautiously: "Then what... ...Regiment leader, you won't...be rectified by that little policeman, right?"

This time the man was silent for a full minute, and cut off the phone decisively amidst the non-stop sound of hello on the other end.

The man narrowed his eyes dangerously, took his hand off the doorknob, turned and left.

When passing by the duty room, I stopped and looked up at the list of the day's duty personnel hanging on the wall of the duty room. Because there were photos, I quickly searched for the person I was looking for.

Friday...well, you wait.

In the interrogation room, Friday held a pen in his hand with a very vivid expression, "Aren't you moved? Just moved! I'm different from other police officers. What I advocate is to use pleasant conversations during interrogations to influence you guys. A person who accidentally stumbles. Well, let me tell you another story..."

The robber immediately cried on the table with his head in his arms, "Officer! You have been talking for two hours! Hurry up and finish asking the key points and send me to the detention center! I was wrong, why not make a mistake!!!! "

Friday nodded in relief, "Seeing how sincere your repentance is, it shows that my method is quite effective. I'm tired of talking too, so I'll show you mercy and let you go. Come on, tell me why you went to rob."

"Officer, I have no other choice! I'm also a miserable person! I..."

Friday frowned and slapped the table, "This is the police station! Be serious! Tell a story and go to the TV station! Get to the point!"

Robber:  …

Ten minutes later, Friday screwed the robber out of the interrogation room, leaving the hallway empty.

I was taken aback on Friday, what about people and dogs?

Dare to let me run away!Didn't I talk for two hours for nothing? Fuck!

But looking at the five or six cigarette butts in the ashtray on the trash can next to the chair, I felt better on Friday.

According to the speed at which ordinary people smoke, it may take more than one hour if not two hours.

Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he takes notes or not, as long as the purpose is achieved.

The robber followed behind Friday dejectedly. Just as he left the office building, his eyes lit up, "Comrade police, your prisoner is gone!"

Miss Lan froze for a moment, snapped her fingers shyly, and emphasized: "Oh? My prisoner is gone?"

The robber trembled all over and pointed at Friday with trembling fingers, "No, it's his prisoner."

Friday: ... "Miss Lan, I'll see you off." Turning to the robber, "Go ahead, you're in debt!"

Robber: How about a gentle and pleasant policewoman?This is different from what is written in the script, hey!

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、005

There was nothing like love at first sight and love at first sight with that domineering man on Friday.

The two had only had direct contact twice in several months, and the process was not so pleasant.

If you want to talk about how the relationship between the two has developed now, in simple and rude words on Friday, it is...