Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

Comrade Cha, I was wrong, I am sorry, I admitted the wrong person. "

Friday and Cheng Yang looked back and forth between the photo and Tian Wenguang's face for a long time...

I wipe!What the hell look!Aside from the fact that they all have flat-cut heads, their heads are so round, and even though they are all so obscene, why do they look alike! !It's no wonder your sister was deceived by others, she can be deceived by anyone who is so wretched, just this look, she is worthy of being a sister! "Then what, although it's all a misunderstanding, you caused damage to other people's personal and property, what about this..."

"It's private! We're private!" Liu Qian interrupted Friday's words sharply, fearing that she would leave a case for her if she was too late, "Mr. Tian, ​​this matter is my fault, pay me! I will pay! Let's not bother the police comrades, let's go, let's go and see your car, and I will pay for whatever compensation is due!"

Tian Wenguang was still dazed, but Liu Qian dragged him out of the interrogation room.

Friday and Cheng Yang looked at each other, "Is this the end?"

"What's the matter if you don't finish? People say it's private, and they are arrested and tortured to extract a confession?" Cheng Yang waved his hand, grabbed the transcript from Friday's hand and threw it into the trash can, "Let's go, Comrade Xiao Zhou, continue Go for a walk in the street."

One day, Comrade Xiao Zhou opened the door of his house exhausted.

Quiet, very quiet.

Since Erha's paper was raised at home, there has never been such a quiet day.

Not only is it quiet, it's also clean.

Erha, that little bastard should not be underestimated. With just two palms, he can turn the house upside down when he is not at home on Friday, and there are rolls of paper and newspaper fragments all over the place.

That's not true today.

Looking at it on Friday, I felt uneasy. Could it be that the boy ran out by himself without locking the door and closing the window?

After changing the slippers, I checked, the window was locked, and the door, I just opened it with a key.

Since he didn't run out, where did the kid go?

On Friday, I searched up and down, even the trash can and the toilet, but I couldn't find the puppet.

I'm in a hurry.I glanced at my eyes, wow!The little boy lay motionless in a pot in the kitchen.

Take a closer look on Friday, "Damn! How did you climb up! My meat today!" Pork belly the size of a palm!Not even a little meat fat left!Seeing that Erha's belly was about to swell into a balloon, he poked it with his finger, "You pay for my dinner!"

After poking for a long time, the Erha just rolled his eyelids and looked at him, without any movement.

Not even a whimper.

I thought wrong on Friday, although Erha is weaned, he is still a cub, so he can't eat raw meat!Not to mention such a large piece of pork belly!

"Damn! You're going to find trouble for me! You can't kill me, you little bastard!" He cursed, his hands didn't stop, and he didn't change his clothes at all, the dog's life is at stake!Holding the basin in hand, he ran out the door in a hurry to find someone for help.

So I looked at the streets of this ancient town, a police comrade was holding a vegetable bowl, and I didn't know what kind of fluffy ball was in the bowl, and he ran around like a shocker.

"Fuck! Commander, look, the little policeman who was almost hit by that day." A soldier who was buying cigarettes at the commissary looked at Friday's figure whizzing by, and exclaimed: "This speed, in our army, can surely Take the first place."

The man called the leader removed the cigarette, took a mouthpiece and lit it, looked at the distant figure lightly, then looked away, and took a puff of the cigarette, "In this case, start training strength tomorrow Increase it, just... add ten circles! You too."

"Captain, I was wrong."

"What's wrong with you?" The man shook the ashes, "You said that he could win the first place in the army. We can't even beat a little policeman, can we?"

wipe!This is called misfortune comes out of your mouth!When I go back, I am determined not to mention this matter, and I will be killed by those boys in the army.

"Boss! Boss! Hurry up! Help!" Wu Wu held the basin in one hand and the store door in the other, panting and calling out.

The pet shop owner saw that it was a policeman, and was taken aback, "Comrade policeman, I am just a small pet shop owner, how can I save lives?" Could it be that I am the savior?Or the kind that saves the planet?The boss is a little embarrassed.

On Friday, calmly, he handed the basin in front of him, "It, huh...it fucking ate such a big piece of spicy pork belly! Come on, help me see if it will die."

Boss: "..." It's not the savior, so sad. "You came in time, you won't die, just vomit it out."

Erha raised his eyelids to look at Friday again, and Friday is hot. "Why didn't you die? You! I can also stew you to pay for my dinner!"

"..." The boss stopped there, and asked grimly, "Comrade policeman, do you want it dead or alive? I can do it."

"Nonsense! Of course it is alive! Let it spit out my dinner!"

Boss: "..." Are you... are you going to continue having dinner? "It's not easy being a policeman." He was insane.

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、003

The next day, the director's office.

"A people's policeman, running around in the street disregarding his image during off-duty hours..." The old director looked serious.

Standing upright on Friday, with his chest up and his middle finger sticking to the seam of his trousers, "Report to the director! It's an emergency, and there is no delay in saving lives!"

Snapped!The old director slapped the table, "Help? What kind of life did you save?"

"Boss, isn't that Erha's full of food? He is still young, and he ate such a big piece of spicy pork belly! Everyone said that if you go one minute late, you will die! So you can't blame me for this matter? ’ explained Friday obsequiously.

When the old director heard this, he blew his beard and stared angrily, "I don't blame you, who is to blame? You go and find out, no one in this town knows that a policeman in our office is rampaging on the street with a vegetable bowl in his arms. All of us Your image has been completely ruined by you, and you have lost all your face! Don’t you know how to be subtle? What is the police car assigned to you for? Do you have to run around?”

"Police car? Are there such high-end gadgets in our office?" Friday was taken aback.

The head of the old office blushed and said angrily, "Then what...a bicycle!"

Seeing that the director lost his momentum on Friday, he hurriedly climbed up the pole, "Director, you see, I know I was wrong, I promise, there will never be a next time! Punishment is too hurtful, so this matter will be done." ..."

"You!" The old director stared at him for a long time before waving his hand, "Don't even think about this month's bonus."

Friday hurriedly nodded in agreement, "Okay, there is no bonus or bonus this month." It was much better than punishment.

"A thousand-word review! It will be on my desk tomorrow! Don't be perfunctory, reflect deeply, be sincere, and summarize well!"

"No problem! Guaranteed to complete the task!" Friday kept nodding his head, "Then... I'm going to write a review now?"

"Go away!" The old director waved his hands impatiently.

Retreat immediately Friday.

Back in the office, a pair of dying papers threw themselves into a chair.

It's time for Cheng Yang to gloat, "Brother, how long did you say you've only been here? You're so majestic. How are you doing? It's cool?"

"I'm so happy, sir." He rolled his eyes and threw a book over, "Since it's a brother...a thousand-word review, don't be perfunctory! Reflection must be profound, attitude must be sincere, and summary must be in place! Thanks."

Cheng Yang was stunned, "Hey~ I said you boy! Who is your brother, you made trouble yourself, write it yourself."

"Bitch!" Wu Wu glared angrily, "Who spread the story of my father yesterday in the office and was heard by the director? If it wasn't for you, would I have been reprimanded? Would I have written this shit review?"

"You're venting your anger! I won't tell you, the director of the department will know if you go shopping in the street, and you still have to write this review! I'm helping you die early and reincarnate early! I don't know what's good or bad."

On Friday, a pen holder fell over, "Then do I have to thank you?"

Cheng Yang dodged the hidden weapon and laughed so hard, "That must be necessary!"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to your eight generations of ancestors!" Well, Cheng Yang's eight generations of ancestors were greeted again on Friday.Pulling back the notebook, he hummed on Friday, "How about a brother? Is there a brother like you? Turn your face and deny it. What the hell is he cheating on the two sides mentioned in the book! Write it yourself and write it yourself."

Cheng Yang tossed his police cap, "Who said it was a lie! You are uneducated! My brother stabbed you twice when you were trying to die!"

"Fuck! Bitch!"

Cheng Yang got up, put on his police cap neatly, and smiled cheaply: "You write slowly, brother, I'll go for a walk~ Don't be lazy~"

"roll!"

The pen container vacated innocently again, Cheng Yang flashed out of the office in time, and the pen container slammed into the door panel was completely in pieces.

A certain person poked his head out from the crack of the door and blew a kiss to Friday who was gnashing his teeth, and said eccentrically, "Remember to review deeply, be sincere, and be thorough~ Poor baby~bye~"

Seeing Friday getting up and walking towards this side, Cheng Yang turned around and ran as soon as the words of worship came out, leaving a lingering sound echoing in the corridor.

Friday angrily took out a broom from the corner to collect the body in the pen holder, and saw Cheng Yang's spare police uniform hanging behind the door, stretching out his sinful paws.He took it off, threw it into the trash can, and leisurely placed the trash can in the toilet closest to the director's office.

So, another day.

The door of the office was slammed down.

Now it’s Friday gloating, and he asked with a confused face, “Hey, Comrade Police, what’s the matter? It’s so hot. You haven’t seen anyone this morning, so why don’t you go for a walk today?”

"Walk his sister's corner!" Cheng Yang lay down on the table with a face full of tears, "Xiao Zhou, what crime do you think I did! It's so good, why did the police uniform have thick threads in the toilet near the director?"