Zhou Xiao Friday's daily life

"Fuck! You're a dog! Not a mouse!"

"Gee~"

"..." Wu Wu was unable to support his forehead, "It really is a snake spirit disease, you!"

The holidays always end quickly, and the transfer application has just been approved before there is time to grieve.

I got up early on Friday morning, fed the son of a bitch, took a simple shower, changed into a police uniform and went to the station to report energetically.

"Didn't you come back after going around for a long time, I told you not to leave long ago, and you didn't listen." The old director said.

Friday shrugged, "Who would have thought such a day would come."

The old director sighed, "Yeah, who would have thought... But Xiao Zhou, don't be too sad, no one will get old, sick, and die, anyway, it's good to be back, it's good to be back."

By the way, I haven't traveled far, have I?How come it looks like wandering around the world?It takes half a day to go back and forth. "Thank you for your concern, director. By the way, which department am I assigned to?" Don't be administrative, don't be clerical, it must be boring to death.

"Well, there is still a shortage of people on Cheng Yang's side, so you should be in his group first."

After thinking about it on Friday, he nodded, "OK, then I'll report to him now."

"go Go."

When he came out of the director's office, he put on his hat on Friday and looked up. Cheng Yang was already waiting for him at the door.

"How about it? Let you come to our group?"

Friday rolled his eyes, "Yes, you are short of people."

Cheng Yang was amused, "When I knew you were coming back, I left a hole for you. How about it? Thank you, don't you? Or you have to go to civil work now."

"Yes, I thank you, I thank your eight generations of ancestors!" Friday slapped him.

Cheng Yang dodged back, grabbed the man's hand, and rubbed it in the palm of his hand, like a hooligan, "What's the relationship between us, you're welcome~ Look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, just let me touch it."

"Touch your uncle." Friday raised his foot and kicked over.

Cheng Yang quickly let go, shrugged, "I just don't have work tonight, let's go, let's go to the restaurant for a meal, and cleanse you up."

"Your treat?" Friday raised his eyebrows.

"Nonsense! Of course you please."

"Get out!" Another slap on Friday, "Then I won't go, I have to go home and feed my children."

Zhou Xiaowu's Daily Life☆、002

Well, this guy on Friday, although he can't be said to be very handsome, is pretty good-looking, and his dimples are particularly pleasing when he smiles.He usually wears baggy clothes and seems to be on the thin side. Wearing a tailor-made police uniform, his height of 1.8 meters looks quite predictable.

Standing there, he stood up straight, with a lively and energetic spirit like a young man.

It has not been a month since he was transferred to Yongle Town, and he has only been on duty for patrols. Most of the town knows that there is a new young guy at our police station. He is good-looking and has a good temper.

The new official took office three fires, and he was not an official on Friday, so this gave fire.

But I don't think there is anything to be happy about.

Cheng Yang poked Friday's waist with his elbow, "I'm more handsome than you, right? How come you became famous after only a few days?"

"Go away." Friday patted the person away, "You said my sense of existence was so weak before? After all, I am a native of the country, right? Even if I went to the next county to stay for four or five years, I would come back every now and then. Why is it like a foreign population now?"

Cheng Yang smiled, "Don't talk about it, don't guess what the people think."

"Whoever likes to guess guesses."

The two turned a corner on their bicycles, and when they looked up, wow!There were several circles of people on the third floor and the third floor outside the intersection, and it was very noisy and lively, but the sound of smashing things and the like came from it, which was not quite right.

They looked at each other, got off the bicycle, put it aside, and squeezed into the crowd.

"Come on, let's go! Don't squeeze, policeman."

The more you squeezed in, the more clearly you could hear the voice, "I said you have had enough trouble? Are you ashamed of so many people?"

"Arguing? Who made a fuss? Bastard, I don't want this face anymore. Your face is gone long ago. Why don't you think it's embarrassing?"

"Okay! You are not afraid of embarrassment and I am not afraid, smash! You continue to smash! I will call 110 and call the police to see you smash!"

"Scream! Hit me if you have the ability! When the police come, I will still smash it!"

The two people who managed to squeeze in were taken aback by the scene. A man and a woman stood on the left and right of an Audi car. Ferociously, with a brick in his hand, he smashed the car with all his might, leaving glass scum all over the ground, comparable to the scene of a car accident.

Friday patted Cheng Yang on the shoulder, "Brother, go and grab that woman, I'll go and ask the man."

"Why!" Cheng Yang shook off the hands on his shoulders, "So many people didn't dare to stop! Look at that woman, didn't you hear what she just said? When the police came, they would smash them as usual. Go if you have the ability. "

Give him a blank stare on Friday. "You wear this police uniform to stop her, how dare she hit you? Are you afraid?"

"You don't dare, you go." After finishing speaking, Cheng Yang straightened his hat and walked towards the man. "Hey, what's the noise!"

When the man saw Cheng Yang, he greeted him with bright eyes, "Comrade policeman, you are here, you have to take care of this matter."

"The police can't handle this matter, so don't worry about it!" The woman said, holding up a brick in her hand and smashing it towards the last glass of the car, "Bastard, let you mess around!"

"Stop!" Friday grabbed the woman's wrist and tried to save the piece of glass, "Who said the police can't control it? Now you are seriously affecting others and destroying the image of the town. This matter really belongs to the police."

Seeing Friday's stern face, the woman was taken aback for a moment, then put down the brick in her hand, a little weaker, and hummed unwillingly, "Isn't this a matter of the city management?"

"……"wipe!Pointing at the man on Friday, "Then if you beat others and make trouble in public, this should be under the police's control, right?"

The woman was still angry, and when she heard this, her temper came up again, "Hey~ I said, how can you be so lenient, a little policeman? How did you know that you saw it when I beat someone? Make trouble in public? I can't make trouble alone Bar."

It's not easy for other people to make trouble, but it's a woman!I can't tell.Choking on his breath on Friday, he looked at Cheng Yang.

"Cough cough... Well, if you have something to talk about, then whoever, you two stay." Cheng Yang pointed at the two parties and waved his hands, "Everyone else has left first! Come on, you talk first What's going on." Now he can only attack the man first.

The man wiped the sweat from his forehead, "I'm wronged if you say I'm making trouble, everyone has seen it, she's the only one who's making trouble from the beginning to the end, and she won't listen to anyone's persuasion, this woman rushed up to me for no reason. Beating and cursing, I didn't know what was going on! She started hitting my car."

When the woman heard this, she became angry, pointed at the man's nose and cursed again, "You deserve it! You asked for it! You don't know what you did? You don't know why my mother came to the door today? Who are you lying to!"

"All right, all right, don't quarrel." Friday, who had a headache from her quarrel, waved her hand, "What's the relationship between you two? Husband and wife?"

The woman snorted, "Husband and wife? Bah! I don't know him."

"..."

"..." I didn't know you, but I was so happy to smash someone's car!Snake spirit sick you!Friday and Cheng Yang twitched their mouths, and asked the man, "You don't know her either?"

"I don't know." The man shook his head.

Friday took out the camera from his bag, "Cheng Yang, take them back to the office to take notes, and I'll come here after taking pictures."

"Success." Cheng Yang responded, "You two, let's go."

Kacha Kacha took a picture of the smashed car from all angles, and called the traffic police team to ask someone to tow the car away. On Friday, he held the camera in one hand and pushed the bicycle in the other. walk.

An oncoming car was approaching on a street that wasn't considered wide, and it was a fucking off-road vehicle. On Friday, he hurriedly moved to the side to avoid passing the car, and turned his head to face the car. , the dazzling white license plate is simply unbearable.

Military vehicles are amazing ah?This is also a public police car!It's also a white license plate!Although, although it is a little smaller, a little shabby...

He kicked the bicycle in disdain, could only touch his nose and ride on the bicycle, and creaked back to the office to take notes.

On Friday, I went back to the office with grief and indignation, and printed out the photos. After questioning in the interrogation room, the car smashing incident turned out to be a big oolong.

Open the cap of the pen on Friday and ask, "Name."

The woman replied: "Liu Qian."

Friday notes, turning to the man, "What about you?"

The man replied, "Tian Wenguang."

"What?" Liu Qian jumped up in shock, pointing at Tian Wenguang with wide eyes, "Isn't your name Gou Yong?"

"Sister, do I still dare to lie about my name in front of the police?" Tian Wenguang took out his ID card, "Look for yourself, if you don't believe me, let the police comrades verify the authenticity."

Suspiciously, Liu Qian picked up her ID card to check, looked left and right for a long time, and handed it to Friday, "Look carefully, is it true?"

After receiving the ID card on Friday, I just glanced at it twice, "Really."

Tian Wenguang hummed and said, "The police have told the truth, can it be false?"

Liu Qian was stunned for a moment, her attitude became very fast, and she kept bowing to Tian Wenguang, with a sincere attitude, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Tian, ​​I, I, I recognized the wrong person."

"..."

This mysterious turn of events stunned the three present, and Liu Qian's non-stop explanation was the only sound in the entire interrogation room.

Rubbing her forehead on Friday, holding a photo from Liu Qian in her hand, she interrupted, "Wait, what do you mean, your sister was cheated by this man named Gou Yong, who looks a bit like Tian Wenguang?" It’s like, so you beat up people indiscriminately, and if they don’t admit it, you smash their cars?”

Liu Qian blushed, "Yes, the police