Devil Gaiden

He wanted to see the next scene again, and he had a premonition that the gorilla-themed scenes would probably be horrible.

"What? It's a human?! Are you deceived by this skin and can't see the essence of a beast?! Anyone who can stand up on two legs must be a human? It may also be a gorilla!" It seems to be After being hit hard, A Miao took a step back in disbelief, shook her hand violently, and then slammed the gorilla's head on the desk fiercely like a wooden fish, until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. , that face couldn't identify a human face, so Ah Miao stopped panting. "Xinbaji, open your eyes and take a good look, this is clearly a gorilla!"

"No, even a gorilla..." Is there a gorilla shikigami?This new concept...

"Xinbaji, you don't need to worry about such small details anymore. We can't look at people and things with the old concept. You look carefully..." Turning Xinbaji's face to face the gorilla, Yin Sang said with a serious heart. "You still stubbornly regard him as a human being? That can only be regarded as a 'new human being' of a different variety."

"Is that what you mean by new humans?! Apologize to Gundam! I think it's better to say that they are 'orangutan' humans! And what does this have to do with Shikigami!" In a state of madness, there was a vicious sister in the front, and a ridiculous boss in the back. He felt that if this continued, he would be driven crazy.

"Xiaoxin, you hurt the gorilla's heart too much by saying that. What's wrong with the orangutan? Can't the orangutan be a shikigami?!" Taking a step forward, Sister A Miao waved to her younger brother. "Come here, while this gorilla Pokémon has passed out, sign a contract with it quickly and become the Year of the Horse and Monkey!"

"Sister, what kind of mess is in your mind!"

The people in the rioting Master House seemed to have forgotten Ah Ba, who was struggling to support him. It was a poor alpaca with trembling legs and covered with shopping bags. From a distance, it looked like a luxurious Christmas tree.

Beside Ah Bae, Pikachu calmly picked up a pack of wet wipes, and walked to the bathroom, where he would carefully wipe off his filth, and then, the next round was waiting for him... …

Apparently, this troubled brother is also unable to protect himself, and in the end, Ah Ba can only look at the demon proprietress in aggrieved manner.

Haijiang stood away from the hustle and bustle of several people and quietly stood aside. She had already thought of the hidden purpose behind this grand event.

The author has something to say: the purpose behind the competition, only Hai Jiang and I know ==+

There is no need to have too much doubt about 69. It has been professionally audited for 20 years. This is the new style god!

The sky was clear, and the weather in early autumn was very refreshing. The first round of the Oedo Onmyoji Competition was crowded with people, and the voices of people were endless. Among the crowded and noisy crowd, the group uniformly dressed in pure white hunting clothes marched firmly towards the audition. The high platform where the members are located.

There was a professional-looking onmyoji there, with a tall and thin figure and a round unilateral glasses on his left eye. For the contestants who passed, he would write something on the score sheet with a rustle.

"Hey, old man, this is my shikigami." Slapped on the wooden table in front of the examiner with one hand, a certain silver natural curly head was bald and shiny on the front half of the head, but the back half of the head was long and fluttering Uncle Floating said.

"Huh? What type is it? A power type? Or is it specially used to collect information? Or an all-around type..." Without even raising his head, the uncle with a unique appearance was still recording the last shikigami data of.

"What type? Keep your eyes open to judge that this is not the job of your inspectors? Come on, hurry up! Don't waste time, I have to mop the floor when I go back!" Behind Yinsang, someone who looks like a ghost The spirit body floated over faintly, Miao Miaozi with pale face, bloody lips, and solemn black resentment wrapped around her body was suspended in mid-air, staring down at the inspector.

There are too many chores, and she is very annoying.

As an experienced onmyoji, the uncle examiner looked at Miao Miaozi calmly, then picked up a pen and began to write on the record sheet, shaking his head and muttering: "I ran away because I couldn't bear the heavy housework." , after the baptism of blood and tears, I accumulated too much resentment and eventually evolved into a demon with a strong tendency to attack. The danger index is four and a half stars... Sigh, shouldn't my shikigami be allowed to do too much housework in the future? ? If you go too far, you will kill the master..."

"Okay, next one." Waving his hand, he signaled the natural curly warrior to step aside and get out of the way. The inspector stretched his neck and looked at the next one behind him. A cute girl with big eyes, but such a beautiful girl is not pleasing to the eye now, because the other party is digging his nose so hard...

"This is Dingchun Alu from my family." Xiao Kagura pulled the dog chain in his hand, and the white-haired vicious dog who looked like an oversized plush doll stepped forward, squatted down, and vomited. With a big tongue, countless bloody dog ​​teeth can be faintly seen from the slightly opened and closed bloody mouth.

"Oh..." With a long voice in surprise, the half-bald inspector who had his butt glued to the armchair finally stood up. He pushed his unilateral glasses, put one hand on the table, and half of his body Qian leaned in Dingchun's direction, as if he could put his head into that huge dog's mouth if he got closer. "Little girl, this is an Inugami, and it's the top type. It's not easy to raise it to such a large size. But, is this type... a defensive type? Or an offensive type? Let me see..."

"No need to read too much, this guy is just a stinky dog ​​who can only make poop and blood no matter how big he grows... Uh!" Before Yinsang finished speaking, the dog's teeth descended, and the so-called blood was successfully on his head. The face was created, and the bright red blood flowing from his forehead clearly explained the problem more intuitively than anything else...

"Okay, I understand. It's an aggressive Inugami with super strong bite force and whose main attack method is tearing." The old-school onmyoji who had seen the big storms remained calm, and he reached out and took out a few tissues from the cardboard box on the side. , handed over the silver natural roll very thoughtfully, and said, "Thank you very much." He patted Yinsang on the shoulder. "Also, take care."

Nodding, the natural curly man wearing a "dog head hat" took heavy steps and stepped aside. He couldn't leave so quickly, because the last member of the Master Room hadn't passed the review yet.And that complaint about the glasses is precisely the most worrying thing, or in other words, the unique shikigami of Xinbaji is the problem...

"That, that...that's my shikigami..." Xinbaji squirmed, not even daring to face the auditor, his thin and small body wriggled uncomfortably, facing the uncle's slightly suspicious eyes, He swallowed nervously, struggled for a few seconds, and then slowly moved away with small steps, allowing the magical creature behind him to be scrutinized.

Limbs on the ground, that's... the uncle's eyes widened.

He was speechless.

Well, it looks like a human... From common sense, it should be a human... But...

The uncle tugged at his hair anxiously, suddenly finding it difficult to make a judgment.

The first two people in this team have brought high-quality shikigami, could it be that the last guy will lead someone to participate in the competition?

Impossible, unreasonable... Then, what kind of shikigami is this?He couldn't see it!

Is this shikigami here to challenge his authority of "20 years of professional review"? !No, you can't just lose like this...

"I, I said..." Seeing that the auditor didn't reply for a long time, but started to talk to himself with his head in his arms, Xinbaji said weakly with little confidence: "This, this is a new type of shikigami, maybe it hasn't yet. to be recorded in the history books..."

The remarks made about the glasses gave the auditor a glimmer of hope in an instant, and he quickly answered, "Well, that's right, it's an 'orangutan' shikigami, you are such a good young man with a sense of boldness and innovation. Don't worry, this new breed of shikigami will definitely be recorded in the history of shikigami."

[No, I don’t think it’s better not to load it... There is always a feeling that it will be infamous for thousands of years...] Xinbaji lowered his head and looked at the Kondo gorilla beside him. Those dull eyes said everything. This guy has already Tamed by Sister A Miao's Spartan education...

"Then, next, the functional classification of this shikigami is..." The half-bald inspector found that he was stumped by a new question again, and he was hesitating whether to cast a look of help. At this time, the other side However, there were noisy voices from the auditing office. The uncle took the opportunity to look over, putting on a strong onlooker look, and wanted to use this short period of time to figure out the answer to the difficult problem.

"Why? Why not! Is there anything wrong with my Elizabeth? Whether it is appearance or talent, she is top-notch! Look at the beautiful three eyelashes, look at those big shining eyes, isn't it cute? Don't you just Don’t you feel moved?!” The wig raised his arms and shouted to vent his dissatisfaction. At this time, he disguised himself a little, although he was wearing a white hunting suit, he painted a few lines with an oil-based pen on his face, which was too fake. No matter how fake the scars are, one eye is still covered with a dark eye patch, which makes it look like a pirate captain.However, with just a glance, Yinsang recognized him.

That kind of inexplicable stupidity,