Devil Gaiden

The fragile and sensitive atrium of the middle-aged uncle made madao cry even harder.

Still laughing at Hasegawa's distressed cry, Haijiang suddenly noticed a piece of brightly colored paper that looked like a poster in the box.

After crying for a while, it turned into intermittent sobbing. Sensing the gaze of the proprietress, Hasegawa took out the paper under his feet, choked up and said, "This is a new flyer that was distributed on the street today. I think it's quite soft. , just use it as a stepping stone."

On the smooth color screen, two men wearing white and purple safari suits are holding paper fans and standing opposite each other.

Well, looking at the content, it seems quite interesting...

The author has something to say: Can anyone guess who the two people on the flyer are?It shouldn't be difficult

68 Open your eyes and see clearly, the world is too easily deceived by appearances

On the small square screen, there is the male anchor of Oedo TV, Kusano Hitoyoshi, who is still serious and active, with that seemingly serious face, he said to the other end of the camera: "Friends of the audience, living in Oedo You are about to usher in an unprecedented event, that's right!" He swung his left arm and pointed his index finger at the crowd who didn't know the truth in front of the TV. "The Onmyoji Contest, funded by the shogunate and co-hosted by the patriarchs of the two major Onmyoji families, is about to kick off! Many Onmyoji from Oedo are welcome to participate enthusiastically. The winners will not only receive the top honors, but also have rich rewards." The bounty is enough for you to spend the rest of your life in a mansion like a puddle of mud, and you will even have the opportunity to challenge the legendary onmyoji Yuino Seimei and Mirino Michiman! Come on, are you still hesitating? What? Hurry up and pick up the phone beside you, the registration number is balabalabala..."

The anchor was still chattering excitedly, but the silver natural curls on the sofa had already moved his eyes away. He put down the remote control, picked his nostrils without hesitation, and accepted the flyer handed over by Haijiang.

"Well, the Onmyoji Contest..." He murmured in a low voice, casually rubbing against the little electric shock mouse beside him, and staring blankly at the two tall and tall guys on the leaflet with a pair of dead fish eyes. It seemed a little lack of interest.However, when his eyes wandered to a line of extremely conspicuously printed golden numbers, his eyes lit up instantly. "Well, this number is good, I'm very satisfied." While talking, the natural curly samurai flicked the advertisement flyer with his fingers.

"Yes, Yinsang, the bounty for this competition is astonishingly high. There should be many people participating. By then, onmyojis from all over the world will flock to Edo." Received from Yinshi's hand. After passing the paper, Xinbaji pushed his glasses, feeling a little emotional.At this time, little Kagura also came up, staring at the attractive numbers on the advertisement with her big blue eyes, she chewed vinegar kelp and said sourly: "That's great, those onmyojis who come to the competition only need If you win, you will have money that you can't spend in your life, and you will have jealous Kumbu Aru that you can't eat in your life!"

"Kagura-chan, with so much money, who would be jealous of Kumbu? Is your consciousness only a little bit like this?" With a contemptuous glance at Xiao Kagura, Yinsang scratched her itchy buttocks, and raised her head inexplicably proudly Said: "Of course I have to drink strawberry milk every day. Countless strawberry milk is piled up to form a tower of sweetness. I can still eat chocolate parfait from morning till night until I am full."

【Crazy way of eating like that, it’s like eating chocolate parfait until you die...】

Faced with these two people who lived a poor life and had money, they could only think of vinegar kombu and strawberry milk.

However, even if it is just imagination, this does not prevent him from having beautiful daydreams!It's like even if a person can't win the millionaire jackpot in the lottery, it still can't stop him from living a wealthy life.

"Tsk tsk..." A disdainful lip smack sounded from Tucao glasses' mouth. "Yin-san, Kagura-chan, are you all that good? If it were me, after having so much money, I would eat bluefin tuna sashimi for every meal!"

"Yes, Xiaoxin, we will eat bluefin sashimi for every meal in the future! For the future of the dojo, for our tomorrow! Rise up, boy!" Clenched a fist with one hand against the sky, and shouted in a high-pitched tone.

"Sister?" Pushing the glasses, Xin Baji called out to Ah Miao who was slowly walking, but the sister's focus is obviously not on her younger brother, she just grabbed the Tucao glasses from her hand The colorful leaflets, with five fingers, pulled several folds on the paper.

"Xiaoxin..." A Miao called out to her younger brother faintly, almost like the whisper of some resentful spirit in the dark night, this voice made Xin Baji's hair stand on end. "Before you know it, you've grown up so much...it's about time..."

【it's time to?what time is it 】Glasses Xinpachi couldn’t help but think of it. In the countryside, the hard-working farmer uncle arrived at the harvest season. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and dragged out the big fat pig that had been raised for many years in the pigsty with a happy face. Slaughtered, no matter how much that poor fat pig cries and howls, they still raise their knives and kill the pig without blinking an eye...

Now, he feels like a big fat pig tied to a stick with his legs upturned, unable to resist, he can only moan desolately, and the one sharpening his knife is...

"You have finally grown into a man, it's time to repay my sister." A strong hand has already put on Xin Baji's shoulder, like a tightened iron clamp, holding him firmly in place must not escape. "So, you must get this bounty, you understand?" Raising her hand, she gently patted her younger brother's cheek, and A Miao smiled viciously like a bandit leader coveting huge sums of money.

Can only nod first, Xinbaji wants to slow down his sister who has fallen into a frenzy.

"You understand? That's good. Go, young onmyoji!" With a slap, A Miao slapped the leaflet on his younger brother's face hard. Behind the paper, the boy's face was covered with two black holes. In it, two lines of sticky bright red liquid flowed out in an instant...

Taking the advertisement covered with nosebleeds from his face, Xin Baji raised the back of his hand and wiped it, looked at A Miao and whispered timidly: "But, sister, I am not an onmyoji, the requirement above is..."

"Xiaoxin, this is not a problem. In order to adapt to the environment, people need to change, what do you think?" The hands on Xin Baji's shoulders were clenched tightly, making the bones crunch, as if as long as my dear brother dared to say anything Just one word of "no", and in the next second, my sister will turn his shoulder blades into a pile of powder that blows away in the wind.

"I-I know..."

"It's good to know, Xiaoxin, don't worry about whether it's an onmyoji or not. This is like an rpg game. As long as you think about it, it's no problem to change from a dancer to a berserker!"

[Is there a genetic mutation like the option of turning a dancer into a berserker? !Don't say that life is as light and easy as a game, and it is such a game with random settings! 】

Xin Baji really wanted to rant, but he didn't dare to vent because of Sister A Miao's lust.Otherwise, what greets him will be a ferocious iron fist named "Education of Love"...

"If you put it that way, I also think I can participate." Yinsang rubbed her chin and said thoughtfully, "Then use the prize money to buy a mountain of strawberry milk."

"I want it, I want it too! I want to use all the bounty to buy vinegar kumbu alu that I can't finish in my life!" Wrapping Dingchun's neck, Xiao Shenle looked at the ceiling and murmured, as if seeing the A roof made of vinegar kelp.

"Before you finish eating, so much vinegar kelp you bought will rot, silly girl! Of course, strawberry milk is the best." As he spoke, the natural curly warrior took out a box of strawberry milk happily sucking.

"No, I want to be jealous of Kumbu!" Baring his teeth, Xiao Kagura stared back fiercely.

"Strawberry milk!" Yinsang never showed weakness.

"Vinegar kombu!"

“Strawberry Milk Strawberry Milk!”

"Vinegar kelp, vinegar kelp, vinegar kelp!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, you're like kindergarten kids, don't you feel bored? It's as if you've won a prize, we obviously don't even have shikigami, and even this contestant The basic threshold can't be crossed." The tone was a little regretful, Xin Baji stared at the eye-catching number on the flyer, he had to admit that the consecutive zeros deeply stimulated him, how could he not be coveted at all? Woolen cloth?

"Xiaoxin, you don't have to worry about this kind of thing, my sister has already thought about it for you. Shikigami, if you just look casually, you will find that, in fact..." After a pause, he glanced at a random place, Ah Sister Miao's face suddenly darkened. "It's actually everywhere!"

With a flying kick, A Miao kicked hard, and the dank gorilla that appeared under the wooden table at some point flew out, brushed past the ground, and hit the opposite desk hard with the top of its head. He passed out with white eyes.

【You are not talking about Shikigami, you are simply a stalker! 】

Walking forward, A Miao grabbed a handful of the Kondo gorilla's hair, and lifted him half up.

"Xiaoxin, look, how about this one?" With a relaxed expression as if she was holding only a handful of green onions, A Miao showed a ghostly smile, grabbed the black hair in her hand, and shook the gorilla's head shake.

"Sister, this is a human..." Pushing his glasses, Xinbaji turned his head, no