Bandage fine tricks

Mr. Kunikida Doppo, who tried to use ten catties of math test papers to help Mao Mao regain familiar memories, received fragments of test papers flying all over the sky and scratches all over his face.

From the claws of an angry cat.

Either the former or the latter.

"It's okay, it's just red marks, and the skin is not broken." After checking Kunikida Doppo's injuries, the exclusive doctor of the Armed Detective Agency and Ms. Yosano Akiko regretted that her "Please Don't Die" could not show her skills, and looked a little tired Unable to cheer up, "It will be fine after a while."

Kunikida Doppo felt his face was hurting badly, but the injury was very slight, and if he dragged on for a while, he couldn't even see the trace: "Oh, oh..."

I feel a little wronged.

"By the way, those fragments," Yosano Akiko pointed to the fragments of the test paper that had fallen on the ground, "Remember to clean them up."

Whoever does it cleans up—although Xiaoba should be the one who cleans up according to this logic, but no one wants a cat to clean up the mess she left behind, so the task of cleaning up can only be given to the cat. The cat went to Kunikida Doppo who wrote the test paper.

Kunikida Doppo: "...Oh."

Even more wronged.

On the other end, Osamu Dazai used the mousse cake he bought from the coffee shop downstairs to coax the fuming cat, and fought with the cat's real (currently unrecognized) owner, President Fukuzawa Yukichi Say hello, and take the cat out, euphemistically called "Looking for familiar memories".

In fact, he took the opportunity to skip work.

——If Xiao Ba is still rational at this time, he will 100% judge like this.

Kunikida's hard-working mother took the broom and dustpan and began to clean. She felt that something was wrong: "Didn't Hachi do her homework every day in the detective agency when she was in Yokohama? Logically speaking, the place she is most familiar with It should be this detective agency, where will Dazai take her to find familiar memories?"

Kunikida Doppo realized this belatedly, and questioned his absent partner.

"Oh, that, every time Xiaoba finished writing the test paper, he went out to play!" Yosano Akiko casually said while reading the book at hand.

Kunikida Doppo was puzzled: "She still has time to go out to play after finishing the test paper?"

Obviously he remembered to assign enough homework, so that every time when he came back, Xiao Ba had almost finished the last few questions, or he had finished the investigation work and came back, Xiao Ba was still writing a few questions, How come when he got to Yu Xie Ye's side, he became Xiaoba who finished his homework early and went out?

"It only takes about an hour for Xiaoba to finish the test paper you assigned, but she will leave some simple questions to write after she comes back from playing." Yosano Akiko would buy desserts and drinks to feed Xiaoba at that time, so yes Her mastery of homework progress is more accurate than that of Kunikida Doppo, a teacher who needs to conduct outdoor investigations all year round.

According to Xiao Ba's own statement, it is to better maintain the sensitivity to the topic, so as not to forget the content of the previous review just because of playing outside for a day, and to calm down after playing crazy, but after talking with Xie From Akiko Noe's point of view, these simple questions are probably just used to show Kunikida who came back to see that she is doing her homework honestly today...

Of course, because of her love for Mao Mao and the other party just finished the homework in sections and did not cheat, so she didn't tell Kunikida Doppo about it at that time =v=.

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Kunikida Doppo, who realized the speed of his students' problem-solving for the first time, tried to push his glasses to keep calm: "Then after she finishes the test paper I wrote..."

"Go out to play! Dazai basically took her around outside for more than a month, so it's normal for Dazai to know where Hachi is familiar with!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Kunikida Doppo remembered that during Hachi's time at the detective agency, Dazai's skipping work was particularly serious, to the point where he could hardly find anyone during the day, but because he was able to find out important information in time every time , I have been doing extra investigations during the period when Dazai was missing writing and reading and skipping work, but now it seems...

What the hell is abducting a cat! ! !

Aside from Mr. Kunikida, who found out that he had zero effect in blocking the black mud after almost two months, Dazai Osamu took Maomao's hand and got on the train to Tokyo.

When he left the Armed Detective Agency, he put Xiao Ba on a short windbreaker with a hood, with his tail curled up and hidden under the windbreaker (anyway, Mao Mao’s waist is thin enough to not see it), and he put the hood up.

The hood with two ears completely conceals the existence of cat ears underneath. Passers-by along the way saw the cat-ear-shaped hood on the girl in a fluffy coat and windbreaker, and they only thought it was cute, even There were also people who came to chat and asked where they bought the coats—it was just watching them staring at the young man in the sand-colored windbreaker when they chatted. Mao Mao felt that the focus of these human women was not her ears at all.

"I bought it at the Burberry flagship store in the commercial street ahead, but I modified the ears myself, so it fits my girlfriend well?" the young man replied with a smile.

Pick up a girl: "...um."

The girl who picked up the girl who thought she was taking her sister out sadly left.

After discovering that the goal of those girls was to strike up a conversation with the human man next to her, Mao Mao lost interest and concentrated on drinking milk tea. When she came back to her senses, she found that there was no one in front of her: "Are you gone?"

Is it so easy to dismiss girls who come to strike up a conversation on the street?

"Maybe there is something to do... Do you still want to drink milk tea?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the arrival time of the tram and asked.

Anyway, with the amount of exercise Xiaoba (the cat) has, there is basically no concern about gaining weight, but she is indeed a bit light now, so it would be better to increase the weight... Didn't the "devil" let Xiaoba eat well?

"This time I want blueberry-flavored probiotics!" Maomao replied in seconds after being distracted.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Do probiotics count as milk tea?

He obediently didn't question it, but went directly to buy the flavor Mao Mao asked for - the milk tea shop really has this magical flavor.

Hey, wait a minute, Xiaoba never asked for blueberry flavored drinks, she always only eats strawberry or vanilla flavored dessert drinks?

Amnesia is impossible to even change preferences.

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, looked at the blueberry flavored probiotics he was carrying in his hand, and at the way Maomao's eyes were shining like his shadow (the milk tea in his hand).

……Wow.

Osamu Dazai felt as if he had touched the truth.

He put the blueberry-flavored beneficial bacteria in his hand into a straw and handed it to Xiao Ba, and asked tentatively: "After arriving in Tokyo, let's go to the dessert shop to eat something, how about blueberry egg tart?"

In Mao Mao's expression that suddenly looked up a thousand times brighter, Osamu Dazai confirmed his guess.

... As expected of Xiao Ba, he was able to hide it from him for so many years.

After eating six very delicious blueberry egg tarts, Smelly Mud's favorability in Xiao Ba Mao Mao's heart broke through a thousand in seconds.

Although this stinky slime that somehow evolved into a Ditto is still black in nature, but for the sake of the blueberry egg tart, she thinks the stinky slime is still very good!

Especially a lump of stinky mud that was trying to wash herself off and live in vain—she likes the kind of person who knows the darkness of the world but still has a bright heart!

This stinky slime is exactly to her liking!

Maomao, who was blinded by the blueberry egg tart, thought so.

"Where do we go next?" From being dragged reluctantly at the beginning to now walking with the arm of smelly mud, Maomao showed the difference between strangers and owners with practical actions, "and blueberry egg tart ?"

Dazai was not very happy even though he got close and his affection increased visibly: "...Go to the place you have been to before. Well, that... Hachi."

"Huh?" Xiao Ba, who still remembered his name, raised his head.

Are you clingy to everyone who feeds you blueberry tarts?

Osamu Dazai really wanted to ask this question, but he changed the words on the edge of his mouth: "...There is still a difference between a boy and a girl. No matter how much you like him, you can't be so clingy, unless it's your boyfriend."

Xiao Ba tilted his head, said oh, and let go of his hand obediently.

Maomao is a good and obedient cat.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

——Can't you choose the option of "boyfriend"!

Forget it, he's still young and hasn't even recovered his memory, if she really chose that option, he doesn't know what to do...

Thinking about the sword-drawing skills of the president who was once known as "The Lone Swordsman Silver Wolf", Osamu Dazai felt that it was fortunate that Hachi didn't choose this option.

But one day I have to face, um, what should I do...

Hei Mu Jing took Mao Mao to walk through Tokyo's bustling commercial street, and suddenly heard a boy's voice: "Ah, the deputy monitor of the class next door!"

The sound was coming towards them.

He stopped, and saw a purple-haired boy in the uniform of Weizhong Academy running over from the crowd, with a look of surprise on his face, he jumped on Maomao with a clear goal: "It's the vice-president of Master's class! It's also fate to meet on the street, do you want to?" Shall I show you the guardian spirit? Let me see, the deputy squad leader's guardian spirit is a very powerful and handsome ancient warrior..."

He tried to pull Mao Mao's hand sincerely.

Maomao ruthlessly dodged and hid behind the smelly mud.

She felt that this human male was yellow inside.

Osamu Dazai, who was ignored, smiled and reached out to stop the boy who was trying to go forward, wrapped his neck around his neck and walked a few steps to the side, seemingly whispering something, then let go of the purple-haired boy after a while and came back: "Okay, it's all right , let's move on."

Xiao Hachi hummed, and continued walking side by side with Osamu Dazai.

"What did you do to him?" Xiao Ba asked out of curiosity.

When I just passed by, I glanced at it and found that the boy's face was the same color as his hair.

But she obviously didn't see that the stinky mud did any personal harm to others...

How is this done?

"I just told him not to approach girls accompanied by men on the street." Osamu Dazai smiled cleanly, "I didn't do anything else!"

"..."

Maomao said I believe in your hammer!

"Ah, here we are."

While speaking, Osamu Dazai stopped in his tracks.

Xiao Ba looked up.

shrine.

...It should not be to purify myself, not to mention that I am not afraid of witches and monks.

After a while, the granddaughter of the owner of the Higurashi Shrine looked at the man and the demon with a complicated expression: "...you want me to take her back to the Warring States Period 500 years ago?"

"Well, if you want her to better control the power of her blood, it's better to ask her ancestors for help than us running around like headless chickens." Osamu Dazai touched Xiaoba soothingly, and said, "There is a slippery head. The child of General Xiguo Dog, whom the ghost admits, is accompanying her to protect her, and I can rest assured of her safety—what about the reward, after she recovers her memory and sanity, she will take down the jade fragments of the four souls and give them to you."

He believes that Xiao Ba, who is awake, will not be greedy for the jade fragments of the four souls.

After all, she is not hungry now.

"Hmph, who would do such a troublesome thing!" The dog-eared boy in red, squatting on the window frame with his broken iron teeth, sneered and flashed his paws, "What's more, she's here, why should I?" Don't grab it directly!"

Although he doesn't really like the piece between his eyebrows, and has a dispensable mentality, Xiao Ba, who is still very unhappy when someone (demon) comes to snatch it, looks at it very uncomfortably: "What kind of peach does Shiba Inu want! "

Inuyasha: "..."

Needless to say, the cat and dog battle begins immediately.

5 minutes later, Inuyasha, who was "sat down" continuously by Kagome until he couldn't straighten up on the ground because of tearing up his house, looked angrily at the half-demon cat who was coaxed away by the human being who was full of bad breath. Deeply aware of human eccentricity:

It's all tearing up the house, so why is he lying down under the curse, and the cat is being coaxed with a good voice!

So unfair!