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After waking up in the hospital, the editor-in-chief opened his eyes and pulled out the needle, and rushed to the detective agency to confirm that Mr. Zhen Ji really lost his memory and not a new reason for delaying the manuscript—but strictly speaking, this is also delaying the manuscript ——Finally, the editor-in-chief, an imposing eight-foot man, cried into tears in front of the confused girl with animal ears and animal tails:

The new master of light novels that their editorial department has been looking forward to with so much difficulty!

Maomao with a confused face: "...he seems to be crying very sadly."

Do you want to comfort him?

Although she didn't know why this human being cried inexplicably after he asked her a few strange questions and almost bowed to the ground (but was held back by the red-haired human next to him)...

"It's just too much work pressure, Xiaoba, don't worry about it!" Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand and pushed Maomao behind with a smile, and took her away from the editor-in-chief - the clerk of the detective agency had already gone up to Yuanchuan with a wink. The two from the editorial department of the bookstore invited them to the reception room next door. Over there, everyone from the detective agency was also waiting there.

The detective agency announced that it would suspend business for half a day.

It is used for brainstorming "How to restore the memory of Mr. Xiaoba/Zhenji" and "If the memory cannot be restored in time, how to deal with the Academy City assessment that may be missed during the amnesia & the publication of the second volume of "God Envoy"" big issue.

"Remember this, in fact, it doesn't matter if you leave it alone!" With his status (?) as "the most powerful intern in the editorial department of Yuanchuan Bookstore" (?), Bai Lan Jiesuo, who joined the meeting to discuss the theme, opened up today's I don't know how many packs of marshmallows are there, and while letting the scent of marshmallows permeate every corner of the conference room, I said, "Anyway, it will definitely recover until December 25th, her birthday at the most!"

"But!" Kunikida tapped the small blackboard, and raised his voice like any math teacher when mentioning important points, "There is still more than a month before her birthday, and during this period, there are still students from Weizhong Academy The midterm exam—this will directly affect whether she can enter the Academy City entrance exam, as well as the publication of the second volume of "Envoy"!"

No matter how you look at it, it is impossible to let Xiao Ba's memory loss problem be solved naturally!

The two representatives of the editorial department of Yuanchuan Bookstore (the editor-in-chief and the editor Hejian who still have the hanging needle with the help of Dr. Lines are mortal! ! !

It's just that the author's death is different from the editor's death...

"Over there in Academy City, let the chairman of Yifang Accelerator open the back door, anyway, Mr. Zhen Ji has helped him so much!" Bailan Jesso said with a relaxed face, "As for the second volume of "Envoy of Gods" , please take a leave of absence from the readers! Let’s say that Teacher Zhenji has lost his memory, so the second volume can’t be released—it’s the truth anyway!”

Compared with not updating because I was obsessed with playing mahjong, cooing because I was sick, and delaying because the manuscript was lost and being rewritten, etc., it seems much more reliable.

——Solemnly declare that the above does not insinuate any author's meaning.

Let’s not talk about Academy City, let’s just release the reason that “The author’s amnesia caused the publication of the second volume of “Envoy of Gods” to be delayed. The specific time has not yet been determined, and the author’s recovery needs to be referred to.”…

Editor-in-Chief & Hejian Editor: "Our publishing society is overwhelmed by readers' blades!!!"

They can imagine the reader's reaction when they think on their knees:

Are you fucking kidding me? ? ?

The author's new reason for delaying the manuscript is very good and powerful. You can believe this. What is the meaning of your existence at Yuanchuan Bookstore? ? ?

This kind of reason for asking for leave can be passed, what is the editorial department doing! ! !

"And the next publicity plan of "The Envoy of God" is linked to Teacher Zhen Ji's writing speed!" Editor He Jian, who is directly in charge of a series of promotional work for "The Envoy of God", couldn't help but said, "By June next year at the latest, " The animation PV of "The Envoy" will be announced soon, and the animation will be added to the list of new episodes in October, and now "The Envoy" only has the first and second volumes, and the content is only enough to make an OVA!"

When they decided on the animation plan, they took Teacher Zhenji's follow-up writing plan into consideration!

"If the release date of the second volume is delayed now, the expansion of the readership will also slow down, not to mention that delaying the publication will hurt the loyal readers who are waiting for the follow-up work..." the editor-in-chief added, "This is not a matter of breaching the contract - of course we also know that it is not Teacher Zhen Ji who wants to breach the contract - but on the whole, if possible, please try to let Teacher Zhen Ji recover her memory as soon as possible! Even if it is one day earlier all good!"

The editor-in-chief was just about to hold the president's hand and burst into tears.

"But the problem of memory..." Kunikida Doppo was also in a dilemma.

The brain is such a delicate organ, even now, even if it is the means of directly instilling knowledge into the human brain from Academy City, it is still helpless for memory-if there is a way, that Shenjing Sumo will not To this day, I can't find my lost memory.

"And I suspect that Xiaoba's memory problem may not be solely due to the awakening of his blood." Osamu Dazai interjected.

Everyone looked over immediately.

"What do you mean, Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"When I found Xiaoba, I heard her say something very interesting. The original words made me feel very angry, so I won't repeat it. In short, for Xiaoba, the 'Magic Man' Fyodor is her A spouse who is officially registered in Russia and has received a marriage certificate." Dazai Osamu said that he would not say the word "husband" if he was killed, "By the way, I asked Mr. Hanakou to check it on the way back, it is not a 'Majin' ' lie, the Russian marriage system does contain the marriage information of the 'demon' Fyodor Dostoyevsky and Ekaterina Dostoyevskaya - the latter's Except for the name, the information, whether it is a photo or other information, is Xiaoba."

"..."

The detective agency was silent for half a second.

"what!?"

Kunikida Doppo frantically pushed his glasses to try to calm down: "Wait, what's going on!?"

"I asked Xiaoba, and she said it was because she was a criminal in Russia, and she needed a green card if she wanted to go out in a fair manner, but with Xiaoba's character, she definitely didn't want to accept those false certificates, so she agreed with' The devil' got married in order to obtain the right to live legally in Russia - but there are several big doubts here, first, the legal age of marriage in Russia is 14 years old, Xiaoba went to Russia nearly seven or eight years ago, the theory It is said that she will stay in Russia for more than seven years - but this can be explained by the confusion of memory, thinking that she went there at the age of 14; second, the photos in the government system can be explained by PS, but in Xiaoba's memory , there is a vague memory of her going to the Russian notary office with the 'Magic Man' - she didn't remember it at first, but after the 'Magic Man' reminded her, she vaguely remembered, had this impression, so she believed it .”

Osamu Dazai raised a finger: "The problem is here, where did this false memory come from?"

Junichiro Tanizaki thought hard, and tried to answer: "When Xiao Hachi's memory was confused, did she do something similar to leave her subconscious in her memory?"

"This is one of the possibilities, but when the memory is confused, the uncertainty is too great. How to ensure that Xiaoba really remembers this thing after waking up?" Osamu Dazai said.

"Dazai, what do you think?" Fukuzawa Yukichi calmly put the teacup fragments that were accidentally crushed when he was too shocked just now, and said in his sleeve.

"After much deliberation, only the 'extraordinary ability' can achieve such a precise subconscious possibility." Osamu Dazai spread his hands helplessly. The way—I can't put my hand into Xiaoba's brain, can I?"

"That is to say, there should be a person with memory manipulation ability next to that 'devil man', and we need to find this person to invalidate the false memory he instilled in Xiaoba." Yosano Akiko concluded .

"Correct, but this only removes the false part. I don't have a good way to remember when Hachi's real memory will be remembered." Osamu Dazai said.

"Maybe you can try common methods?" Bailan Jesso interjected stubbornly again, not reconciled to having his sense of existence robbed.

"Common method?" Kunikida Doppo looked over.

"For example, I remembered it after I fell my head, I remembered it after I suffered a major stimulus such as my boyfriend or girlfriend being pried away, I remembered it when I saw a familiar environment, I remembered it when I met someone unforgettable, and I was knocked on the head. That’s why I remembered... Isn’t that how TV dramas are played!” The Italian youth said seriously.

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Kunikida Doppo felt that this marshmallow was the one who needed to be knocked on the head.

Having said that, Bailan Jesso's suggestion is still somewhat constructive - of course, those obviously impossible options must be ruled out, such as what is the little eight cat of a boyfriend and girlfriend or a single dog? No, it is a single cat - knock your head Because no one is willing to do this to a cute girl with animal ears... Oh, no, Osamu Dazai said that he can be ruthless, but when everyone asked him to try it, someone took out a A cat teaser...

People: You hit her with a cat teaser?

"It's all 'good' anyway!"

Dazai Osamu who said so was very skillfully punished by Kunikida Doppo, but it was unsuccessful——Dazai Osamu saw through his actions first, dodged and dodged, and got behind Xiao Hachi, who looked out of the way and pretended to be watching a play. Pushing her back lightly made her turn around and walk out the door, "Come on, I'll take you out for a walk, maybe you'll remember it!"

"Wait, Dazai, where are you taking Hachi!"

"Go to Yokohama and Tokyo for a while, maybe she will think of it when she sees something familiar!"

"But... Didn't Hachi do homework at the detective agency every day when Hachi was in Yokohama?" Kunikida Doppo wondered, "If you want to find a sense of familiarity, I think giving Hachiko the test paper and asking her to write it should make her feel better. Think faster."

After all, when Xiaoba was in the detective agency, he was writing his test papers every day!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I really can't see that Kunikida-kun is such a cruel and merciless person...