[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

Orgon, good Orgon!Even if you keep harassing me with salty pig hands, you are still a good person!Fang Xiaobai lay on the soft and comfortable bed, praising Orgon from the bottom of his heart.As long as I can live in such a comfortable room all the time, even if I keep touching me, I can bear it.Fang Xiaobai rolled around on the bed again, so soft.

The system dog lies on its own dog mat, which is very soft and filled with velvet.Velvet dog mat, oh, the system dog is intoxicated: "My dear player, I wish life could always be this simple!"

This is what a system that assists players in completing tasks says!A gigantic "well" protruded from Fang Xiaobai's head.This is the cancer of capitalism at work!Orgon corrupted Lao Tzu's system with substances!

Since living in Orgon's house, the one person and one dog who were living on the street have gone from hell to heaven.Orgon has reached the limit of what a brainless fan can do materially. He gave up his bedroom, so Fang Xiaobai got a high bed and soft pillows; He carries the best dishes; of course, he also contributes to the closet full of clothes.As a stray dog ​​picked up by Fang Xiaobai, the system dog also received special attention from Orgon and became a member of Orgon's family.

He can ignore everyone around him and call Fang Xiaobai his brother.He showed that he loved him more sincerely than his mother, wife, and children, and only told him what he wanted to do, and only asked him for advice on what to do. (A Jing: This is the original text! Don’t you really think that Orgon is interested in Tartuffe!) Comrade Orgon is simply a loyal fan of Fang Xiaobai’s version of Tartuffe!If he hadn't been married and had children long ago, and married a beautiful wife, Fang Xiaobai would have doubted his sexuality.

But even if Orgon gave him his heart and soul, Fang Xiaobai's heart did not waver in the slightest.Lao Tzu is such a ruthless man, there is nothing to disturb Lao Tzu's mind except the task!When he was first betrayed, I would still betray him!

"System, do you feel that the progress of the plot is a bit slow?" Fang Xiaobai said to the system dog while no one was around.A man like him standing on top of the world will never be satisfied.

The system dog rolled on his mat, and said lazily: "My dear player, don't forget that you can't spoil the plot. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences?"

"Huh!" Fang Xiaobai raised his head proudly, "Is it time for dinner? If you have different opinions on my ideas, I don't mind talking about your meal with Orgon later. .”

When it comes to meals and meals, the system dog's saliva drools.As a system, it has never eaten human food.Human beings are so blessed to be able to eat so much meat every day!Praise Orgon!Praise for Orgon's steak!Also praise my dear players! "My dear player, it's almost time for dinner. Why don't we go down and enjoy today's dinner?" The system dog instantly forgot the conversation just now. If the player wants to break the story, then Just destroy it. Anyway, as long as there is meat to eat, it has no objection at all.

It's too sensible!These days, even the system knows to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages!Fang Xiaobai couldn't help complaining deeply. "Forget it, what is there to talk about with this kind of cheating system." At this moment, Fang Xiaobai decided to forget his system instructor.

"Steak, my dear Steak!" The system dog galloped to the kitchen at the maximum speed a dog can achieve, while Fang Xiaobai, who was left in place, could only look at the back of his unreliable system instructor Raised his middle finger!

When Fang Xiaobai walked down the stairs slowly, he was greeted by Orgon's eyes full of pity and love.He didn't release any skills, but he knew that in Orgon's eyes, he was shining all the time!Thinking of this, Fang Xiaobai couldn't help but fight a cold war.The admiration of a middle-aged man, he likes to hate cold.Although I hate the cold, I am still very happy!Being so obsessed with people is such a sense of accomplishment!This is better than eating a bucket of ice in Dafutian!Lao Tzu is indeed a genius who is rarely seen in a hundred years in the cheating sect!Although Fang Xiaobai kept flattering himself in his heart, he always kept a calm smile on his face.

With Fang Xiaobai's appearance, Orgon's attention was instantly focused on him.He got up from his chair and walked quickly to the stairs.He looked at Fang Xiaobai who was coming down the stairs, and couldn't take his eyes away.

When Fang Xiaobai reached the last step, Orgon stretched out his hand: "My brother, my dear Tartuffe, come quickly and take my hand."

Getting along day and night these days, Orgon became more and more sure that what he did at the beginning was correct.Tartuffe was really a saint, and Orgon felt his heart ache every time he saw him eat so little. "There is a good steak today, dear Tartuffe, you must eat more."

Fang Xiaobai used the "Holy Smile" to swipe Orgon's favorability again, while resisting the urge to beat Orgon, and put his hand in the opponent's palm.Then, under Orgon's guidance, they walked to the first seat.

That's right, it's the first seat!

What is the position of the first seat? It is the position of the owner!Dear Orgon has subconsciously regarded Lao Tzu as the master of this family!

Steak, mashed potatoes, fruit and vegetable salad, fine white bread, these are the absolute high-end dishes that Orgon can provide.Regardless of his family's opinion, he put the best dishes in front of Fang Xiaobai. "Come on, my brother, please try the prime steak I specially prepared for you."

Fang Xiaobai nodded, the steak was not delicious at all. The highest level of cooking in the 17th world is not as good as that of a small cook in the 21st world.But for the most professional liar, it is very simple to show an expression of enjoyment.

While eating, Orgon kept looking at Fang Xiaobai, praising him constantly in his heart: Look!My dear Tartuffe!His posture is so elegant, and his gestures are full of aristocratic demeanor!Of course, Tartuffe has the status of a nobleman!God, there is simply no one more perfect than him!

Being stared at with such eyes, only a person like Lao Tzu can be so calm and composed.Fang Xiaobai didn't care what Orgon wanted to write, he behaved as usual.

After drinking and eating, Orgon announced that he would go out for a few days.When he said this, his eyes were so sad.Oh, because when he was out, he couldn't see his dear Tartuffe.Just thinking about it broke his heart.

"My dear Tartuffe, I have to go out for two days, but please don't worry about me." Orgon held Fang Xiaobai's hand, expressing his reluctance affectionately, "I really don't want to leave you, when I think of..."

Fang Xiaobai fought a cold war and was about to die. Comrade Orgon, you are a man, do you want to be more nasty than a woman?Fang Xiaobai kept complaining in the depths of his heart, but he still appeared holy.His appearance is his advantage, who told him to become what he is now because of the transformation card!

Two days passed quickly.

During the two days when Orgon was away, Fang Xiaobai finally had the opportunity to get to know his family.Yes, you read that right!He had obviously moved to Orgon's house for several days, but he didn't even have a chance to chat with his family.Why are you?Haha, it's not because of that stupid fan of Orgon.Orgon revolved around him all day and night, except for sleeping, he was inseparable from Fang Xiaobai.

Orgon has an old mother, a wife in the middle, and a son and a daughter in the bottom.Except for the old lady who doesn't live together, Fang Xiaobai has established a good relationship with others.Except Dorine.That damn maid, for some reason, kept looking at him with hatred.Could it be that he is jealous of Lao Tzu's beauty?

But it's a pity that even though Fang Xiaobai established a good relationship with them, he didn't find out where the damned criminal file was hidden by Orgon. ~~o(>_<)o~~ This is too unscientific!Besides the study, where else could Orgon hide that document?Fang Xiaobai lay on the bed frantically, looking at the system dog angrily: "There must be something wrong with this game, can't we just take away the mission objectives! What's the point of having to go through the plot?"

The system dog lazily shook its tail: "Didn't I tell you? My dear player, since you are a novice, this system has specially selected a path for you that can complete the task in a simple situation." Road. Just follow the plot, and you will always get what you want in the end."

Do you think I will believe what you say?so funny!An IQ-filled person like Lao Tzu would never believe in a second-rate cheating system. "Honestly say the following! Don't think I'm easy to deceive!" Fang Xiaobai hugged the pillow and stared at the system.

"Didn't I say that? My dear player, you are really smart." The system dog stopped wagging its tail and stared at Fang Xiaobai seriously, as if he didn't believe his IQ was so high.

Don't think you're a dog, I can't see that you're doubting my IQ.Fang Xiaobai was very angry: "I'm very angry, don't force me!"

"My player, since your profession is the Virgin, so... so you must maintain the image of the Virgin while going through the plot!"

a bolt from the blue!

This is an international joke!

I am now Tartuffe!How can Lao Tzu follow the plot and maintain the image of the Virgin!This contradicts itself!Fuck me, morality is gone, where is the morality of the system!Do I have to force Lao Tzu to go down the path of three abuses!