[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

It is not terrible to have a system, but the terrible thing is that the system is disobedient.Compared with the protagonists of other novels, Fang Xiaobai is simply unlucky.His system doesn't want to do anything except change his dog's appearance every day.

In order to be able to sneak into Orgon's house and get his mission goals, Fang Xiaobai had to rush from other provinces to Paris.With his current appearance of a peerless beauty, the days he lived along the way were really unreal!

What is it to be surrounded by crowds, what is it to be eaten by women, even men can't help it!Although I'm not straight, I can't fall in love with yellow hair who doesn't take a bath!

In order to be able to reach Paris safely, Fang Xiaobai could only cover his face, and he was not even allowed to go to the store.And his system instructor, the system dog who can't even kill and eat dog meat, what is the use of it!Along the way, I will only take off and retreat!When Fang Xiaobai uses his tricks of a liar, the system will come out to make trouble!What does it mean that behavior does not conform to the profession of the Holy Mother!Is it only possible to beg!

"My dear player, please don't forget that Tartuff is so poor that he can't even afford shoes!"

Facing such a system, what else can Fang Xiaobai do!There was nothing he could do except to point the middle finger at God.Tang Seng's Journey to the West at least has an apprentice, but Fang Xiaobai can only rely on himself to rush to Paris.

After untold hardships, Fang Xiaobai finally came to Paris.Fang Xiaobai, who thought everything would go well, was dumbfounded... "The Hypocrite" didn't say which church Orgon and Tartuffe met for the first time!

ORZ, Fang Xiaobai reluctantly began to brush churches in Paris.In order to fit Tartuffe's image of a bankrupt nobleman, the system dog turned himself into a stray dog.One person and one dog started to brush up the church.

"My dear player, after 200 years, this church will be renamed Notre Dame de Paris." The system dog couldn't help but said to his dear player.

"What, are you sure there is a place called Notre-Dame de Paris? Then what, wait, since this church is called Notre-Dame de Paris, does that mean that Orgon will not appear here?" Fang Xiaobai couldn't help it I gave a thumbs up for my wit, I am so smart.Finally, a church can be ruled out.Even if the experience increases quickly, it really can't afford to grind N churches a day!

"Player, you are such a rare smart person." The system dog had to look at Fang Xiaobai differently, but in just a few days, he discovered a major feature of this system - the plot scenes never repeat.

Fang Xiaobai rolled his eyes, ignoring the system's flattery.He touched the cloth covering his face with infinite sadness, Orgon, Orgon, where are you?

After visiting many churches and making indirect comments on the believers in the churches, Fang Xiaobai finally found Orgon.As a wealthy businessman who once served the king, Orgon has a reputation in the huge Paris.

It's not easy, it's so difficult to find a mission target, isn't this game called "The Great Player of Heaven and Earth" really exists to cheat me?After determining the scope of activities of Orgon, the target person, Fang Xiaobai also determined the church he wanted to visit.

Therefore, it's trivial to open up the Holy Mother's skills.First, you have to dress down and cover your face and pray devoutly every day, and then one day, in front of everyone, you accidentally reveal your own lethal face.The plan went smoothly, and Fang Xiaobai soon became famous in the area where Orgon often was active.

Any man who looks like an angel is trivial!Haha, Lao Tzu's job is to be a liar, and it's not easy to pretend to be a believer or something.

But acting too well is also a kind of sadness.For a man like Lao Tzu who stands at the apex of his career as a liar, it is inevitable that he will feel as lonely as snow.Life is always difficult...

Finally, after swiping the church countless times, Orgon appeared.But why is something wrong!According to the plot, shouldn't I have an impressive first meeting with Orgon in the church!Why did he appear in this alley!

"System, what's going on? Why didn't Orgon appear in the church according to the plot?" Fang Xiaobai was a little crazy. I hate people who don't follow the routine!In the two days after Orgon left like this, Fang Xiaobai asked himself countless times, but still couldn't come up with an answer.

The system dog is very calm. Since Orgon left the alley, its pleasure-seeking players will transform into manic stars from time to time.For a system that has experienced countless players, the manic star is not so scary! "My dear player, please calm down. Please continue to maintain your pious attitude. This is a church and you are praying."

MD, Comrade Orgon, show up quickly.Fang Xiaobai, who was pious on the surface but roaring in his heart, was still the same as before, kneeling at the feet of God with a pious look.His eyes were closed, his forehead touched the ground, and there was an indescribable smell all over his body, which attracted everyone to secretly look at him.

Feeling everyone's eyes, Fang Xiaobai secretly laughed in his heart. Lao Tzu's beauty and "Body of Holy Light" were very effective.Compared with the holy smile, the body of holy light is more useful.Hehehe, Lao Tzu is absolutely shining in 360° all directions without dead ends.This skill with its own halo is really wonderful, isn't it?I really am a man standing on top of the world!your sister!I'm not a light bulb, why not be so bright!Lao Tzu's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are about to be blinded! ORZ.

Just when he was spitting happily, Fang Xiaobai's eyes went dark.

A cheerful voice came from the system machine: "The main character Orgon appears! The main character Orgon appears!"

finally come!

Fang Xiaobai was shocked!

"Olgon, Olgon, finally appeared! Come to Lao Tzu's bowl!"

Orgon didn't expect to see Mr. Tartuffe again so soon. It was really... He was a little at a loss, but the people around him were praying devoutly, so it was not good for him to say anything at this time.

Mr. Tartuffe, kneeling at the feet of God, is like a saint.Orgon looked at the people around him in a daze, and knelt down beside him with some hesitation.Orgon knew that although he appeared devout on the surface, he was far less devout than he appeared in his heart.Merciful God, please forgive me!He gritted his teeth, opened a slit secretly, and left the person kneeling next to him—the Saint-like Tartuffe.

This man named Tartuff was as beautiful as the morning sun.The darling of God, the golden hair is like gold, and the eyes are as deep as the sea.His skin was as white as marble.Even wearing poor clothes, it is difficult to hide the light on his body.

But it was his behavior that fascinated Orgon even more than his looks.These days, rumors about him have been circulating in his ears.However, how can rumors beat real people?Compared with the behavior in the rumors, the real Tartuff was more devout.

Naturally, Fang Xiaobai didn't know what Orgon was thinking, otherwise he would immediately feel complacent.Although his eyes are closed, the system dog is broadcasting him in all directions.Orgon's expression certainly deserves a zoomed-in shot.The obsessive expression on the other party's face made Fang Xiaobai miss MN very much, isn't this man named Orgon really crooked!The way he looked at Lao Tzu was like saying that Lao Tzu is a delicious cake!Fuck!

Fang Xiaobai knelt down!

Hold back, I am beautiful, I am proud.

Ever since that church day, everything has been going according to the plot.Orgon came to church every day and stayed next to Fang Xiaobai, and Fang Xiaobai was naturally very devout.Not only did he use various skills repeatedly, but he also did not miss what Tartuff did in the original book.What respectfully kisses the ground with his mouth when he prays to heaven; why every time he leaves the church, he rushes ahead of Orgon and hands him the holy water; Distribute money to the poor.

"System, why do you think I can't compare to the original Tartuffe? Why hasn't Orgon said anything yet!" Fang Xiaobai couldn't help it when he watched Orgon leave again.Orgon, you bastard!

Fang Xiaobai couldn't believe it, N days had passed, why didn't he open his mouth and take Laozi to his home!This is simply unscientific.

The system dog's eyes are complicated, and it really doesn't want to tell its players about Orgon's complicated psychology at this moment.Fang Xiaobai's performance was too perfect, so perfect that Orgon didn't dare to invite without authorization.

Several days passed like this, and the flea plot in the original work finally appeared.

Fang Xiaobai, who had fully activated his skills, found a flea on his body after praying!

WTF!a bolt from the blue!I was so dirty that fleas grew on my body!Resisting the urge to jump into the river and wash himself up and down, Fang Xiaobai gracefully crushed the fleas to death.Then, he showed a panicked expression very naturally.

Please imagine for yourself that a beauty who is so beautiful is frowning in front of you, looking extremely melancholy.I believe that as long as people with normal aesthetics, they will fall at the feet of beauties in an instant.

Orgon is definitely a person with normal aesthetics. He panicked instantly, regardless of whether he understood it or not, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Fang Xiaobai's beautiful hand: "My dear Tartuffe, what made you so bewildered?" .”

Salty pork knuckle!As expected, Lao Tzu has been tempered into steel!Hehe, what is a salty pig's hand, I have long been used to it!Fang Xiaobai said sadly while complaining: "Dear Orgon, I crushed a flea to death just now when I was praying. I really shouldn't be so angry that I lost control and crushed it to death. God forgive me!"

Orgon was stunned!He couldn't believe what he had just heard!He could feel a heat flow through his heart, what a good and holy man Tartuffe was!With a surging heart, he finally uttered the presumptuous request that had been hidden deep in his heart for a long time: "My dear Tartuffe, you are so kind. I have a presumptuous request. I don't know if you can live here." to my house."

Fang Xiaobai was stunned...

Orgon, you have finally spoken!This is what I was waiting for!

The system dog who was watching the live broadcast rolled his eyes skyward.