[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

"How did those damned thieves take the diamond away? Could it be like David Copperfield who used magic to transform the big diamond away out of thin air? Or is there really a superpower in this world? Lestrade walked out of the British Museum in strides, while complaining about all kinds of speculations to Police Officer Donovan who followed him closely.

He had spent the whole morning in this museum, but to no avail, even though the police had carried out no less than three carpet searches in the museum.For God's sake!How did the priceless 'Star of North Africa' diamond disappear from the public eye?

"We have checked all the surveillance cameras in the museum that day..." Police Officer Donovan was dressed in a simple black professional attire, carrying a large dark green bag in his hand, and strode down the museum with high heels. Stairs outside the main entrance. "However, Wilms and the others haven't found anything for the time being, and there are no signs of forgery in the surveillance footage. In short, everything is still unclear."

"God damn it, how did you do it!" Lestrade took off the gloves angrily, grabbed them in his hands, and pinched them so hard that they deformed.

"This can only show that the thief is really powerful! Our people will continue to collect evidence in the museum. We have already started to check the staff of the museum and those who have entered and exited that day. All the exits of the museum have been guarded. Entry and exit are prohibited. I have reason to believe that we will definitely find some clues about the stolen diamond very soon." Stretching his long curly hair behind his ears, Donovan felt helpless and angry at the failure of today's investigation , But, don't all the cases come like this?

"'Clues will be found soon'? Are you sure?" Lestrade suddenly stood still, turned to face Donovan, his face was full of 'oh forget it', 'I never expected 'soon'' Such expressions left Donovan speechless.

"If Sherlock was here there would be no problem."

"Sherlock Holmes?"

"Otherwise who else?"

"That lunatic just returned to London, is he going to interfere with our investigation again? Detective, we don't need that big detective, our police can do it by ourselves!" Donovan stood there with his head up and arms crossed. , with a gesture of extreme resistance, she expressed her aversion to letting Sherlock return to them to help solve the case.

"Donovan! Sherlock's character is very unpleasant, but he is a good person. Don't keep targeting him, can you?" Lestrade frowned and looked at Donovan. He still didn't quite understand why he Would this capable subordinate hate Sherlock so much?Well, Sherlock's behavior is weird, he speaks a poisonous tongue, and he doesn't know the world. He even once said that he is only interested in solving crimes and not saving people.However, Inspector Lestrade just felt that the big detective was a good man with a soft heart and a soft heart!Recalling the incident two years ago, isn't it the best evidence?

And more importantly, since Sherlock's help, their Scotland Yard's case-solving efficiency has skyrocketed. Yes, this is simply a great thing for mutual benefit and harmony among the three parties. He would be a fool if he didn't do this, right?

"I targeted him? Why did I target him? He is a weirdo himself!"

"If it weren't for the prejudice you and Anderson had against him two years ago, how could such a thing have happened?" Inspector Lestrade glared at her angrily. Every time he thought of what happened two years ago, he felt a little Stomach anger, anger at yourself and others, and even more anger at Donovan and Anderson, these two fellows!

"...I admit, I admit that I had some extreme and wrong views on what happened two years ago, but... But isn't he all right? He also gave the world a so-called 'fake death and resurrection'! He thought it was like this Is it fun? Anderson has been regretting this for two years, and he still refuses to return to the police station to become a forensic doctor, and he also said that he will continue to run the empty coffin fan club wholeheartedly! It really pissed me off!!" mentioned Sherlock, Donovan couldn't help thinking of her boyfriend Anderson.Since Sherlock fell from a building in the Barts Hospital two years ago and died in suspended animation, the former forensic doctor seemed to have been poisoned by Sherlock Holmes, and fell into the empty coffin without doing business all day long.Even their appointments would be canceled frequently. It looked like he was a hundred times busier than a police officer, just because he found some suspicious traces of Sherlock Holmes!This made Donovan once feel that the world is simply abnormal! !

"Uh, as long as Anderson likes it, you can take care of yourself! The next time you see Sherlock, you should have a better attitude, do you hear me!! And after you return to the police station this time, you take that Walter who holds the diamond Let me sort out the information of the Weiss family again, I will read it tonight, the rest of the police officers will continue to investigate the scene, and then send some police officers to the Watweiss house to check, maybe there will be some new discoveries.” As soon as Donovan mentioned her boyfriend's Empty Coffin fan club, Inspector Lestrade's expression darkened, and he cursed silently in his heart, when will that damn club close down? !He really has no interest in having to endure Anderson and his little fans' outrageous speculations and fantasies about the great detective after Sherlock's fake death and resurrection, even if those script descriptions are a hundred times more exciting than the reality. not interested!

"I'll arrange what you told me right away, so shall we go back to the police station now?" Donovan obviously didn't want to talk about Sherlock either, so he continued following the topic his boss left behind.

"Of course, we..."

"bell bell"

Detective Inspector Lestrade was interrupted by a ringtone in his pocket. He took out his mobile phone and saw an unfamiliar number on the screen. He didn't get connected immediately, but got into the car, closed the door and put on the seat belt Focus on the mobile phone, his personal mobile phone here, he only knows a few people he knows very well, how could there be a strange call?

"Who is it?" Donovan, who sat in with the bag in both hands, looked curiously at Lestrade's cell phone, obviously knowing that it was her boss's personal cell phone.

"I don't know." Lestrade said lightly.

"Lestrade, where are you?" When he pressed the answer button, Sherlock's anxious and heavy tone that was obviously different from usual came from the phone.

"...Sherlock?" Lestrade asked somewhat uncertainly.

Donovan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, subconsciously let out an 'oh' in disgust, then immediately frowned and turned around, with one hand on the bag to support half of his cheek, trying to focus his sight on the people in the square outside the car window. On the fountain, trying to ignore it.

"where?"

"I was at the scene of the crime, Great Russell Square, north of New Oxford Street."

"Come to Downing Street quickly, it's an emergency, I'm asking for help, hurry up!"

"what?"

"I need your help, I am in a major crisis, help me, please! Come quickly!!"

"What happened to you?" Hearing Sherlock's description, Lestrade couldn't help becoming nervous.

"Let's talk when you come!" Sherlock hurriedly said the last sentence and immediately shut down the phone.

"It seems that you have to go to the police station alone, Donovan." Lestrade retracted the phone and shrugged apologetically to the subordinate next to him.

"What?! How can you let me go back to the police station alone? Regarding this case, we still have a lot of things to deal with!" Dono looked at her boss with incredible eyes.Come on, it's more than half London away from Scotland Yard, okay?Also, why does everyone just throw their noses up at the mere mention of that lunatic Sherlock?

"Sorry, you can deal with it alone, I will go back as soon as possible." Although I was a little sorry, Sherlock was much more important than Donovan.

"police officer!"

"I have to go, Sherlock's situation is urgent!" The car door opened, and after Donovan exited, Lestrade threw her bag out with his right hand, then closed the car door vigorously, and quickly started the car to stay on the spot Turning around in a beautiful turn, he sprinted towards the Downing Street that Sherlock had mentioned.

"Damn Sherlock Holmes!!!" Officer Donovan, who was standing in the parking space and watched the police car disappear in front of his eyes in a daze, grabbed the corner of the bag with both hands, and it took him a while to recover. Stomp flat.

downing street entrance

"squeaky"

"It took you 15 minutes and 32 seconds to reach Downing Street! I have to say, Lestrade, the route you chose is as bad as your driving skills." He looked up at the middle of the street. The classical clock in the shape of a golden angel sculpture stands on the flower bed. The time is almost ten o'clock, and it can be 8 minutes according to the circuit in his mind... No, no!You can rush here to pick him up in 7 minutes!Damn detective, doesn't he know how urgent the time is now? !

"Hoo hoo... what happened to you? Someone kidnapped you? Or was someone trying to threaten to kill you?" As soon as Inspector Lestrade stopped the car, he pushed open the car door and rushed to Sherlock's door. Standing still in front of him, with his hands on his shoulders, he looked up and down the detective carefully while panting.Ever since he heard Sherlock's call for help from an unfamiliar phone, Lestrade immediately and subconsciously thought of the incident two years ago that still scares him.On the way here just now, he has been tense in fear and anxiety, and has been speeding up and stepping on the gas pedal desperately, speeding, running red lights, rushing on the sidewalk, and rampaging through the city of London without hesitation. It was a drag racing trip, and it was hard to win over in a short time.

However, he came to save people so desperately, but was actually rejected by Sherlock! ! !

"I'm fine, now, go in and drive me to Des Road, hurry up!" Sherlock waved Inspector Lestrade's hand away, opened the car door unceremoniously and sat in the passenger seat In the seat, dissatisfied with the detective who stood there in a daze, he knocked on the car window vigorously to signal him to get in the car quickly.

"I said... what major crisis did you encounter? Moriarty's snipers came to seek revenge on you?" Inspector Lestrade looked around the quiet Downing Street vigilantly, but found nothing Any suspicious signs, but the two armed guards standing on the street began to stare at him suspiciously.That's right, this is a place where high-ranking British officials gather. Of course, the guards are more stringent and cautious than other places, but if it wasn't for Moriarty's killer, would it be a new round of terrorist attacks?

While Inspector Lestrade continued to look around suspiciously, Sherlock simply kicked the car door open, staring at the Inspector in a bad way, "If you still have a brain, hurry up and come in with me." Drive, otherwise, without Moriarty, I can blow up this place!"

Please don't doubt that a high-functioning anti-social personality with a high IQ will do the thing of bombing Downing Street!Even if his brother's house is here, it's the same! !

"Okay, okay, I'll drive and I'll drive!" Inspector Lestrade, who did not give up and scanned around again but found nothing, patted the wrinkled windbreaker on his body, and returned to the car tremblingly.

"Sherlock, why are we going to Des Road?" Inspector Lestrade, who started the car, still couldn't help asking curiously.Someone committed a crime in Tees Road?But why didn't he receive the relevant notice?

"I'm going to pick up John."

"...What?" Inspector Lestrade plucked his ears as if he was hallucinating.

"I'm going to pick John up." Sherlock reached out and tugged on the seat belt impatiently, oh he didn't like the constricting feeling of the seat belt.

"You. No. Are. Encountered. Serious. Big. Crisis. Opportunity. Did you?!"

"Mary wants to take this opportunity to seduce my John! This is definitely a major crisis!" Sherlock turned his head and looked at Inspector Lestrade seriously.For him, the fact that that damned Mary Liar Morstan wanted to take the opportunity to hook up with John while he was away was definitely worse than the terrorist attack in England, the kidnapping of the Queen, and the seduction of his brother by another man Seriously!

"Aren't you being threatened, held hostage and attacked?!"

"When did I say that? Don't be smart."

"Didn't you say you need help and need help?"

"Yeah, I need you as a driver to help me pick John up from Tees Road in your car."

Well, the discussion of things is back to the original point!

"Damn it! I'm such an idiot!!!" Inspector Lestrade was stunned for a moment, then he began to connect Sherlock's words in his mind and digest them slowly. steering wheel.Then what kind of fantasies did he have in his mind to be willing to risk so much traffic fines to save this bastard who has no life-threatening at all? !

"I'm glad you're self-aware." Sherlock continued to add insult to injury.

"..." He will be worried that this guy is definitely full and has nothing to do!

"You took John to Mrs. Howard's psychological counseling room today. Did he say anything to you?" Sherlock asked, pretending not to care, after glancing at Inspector Lestrade who was sulking.

"How do you know? This can also be deduced?" Inspector Lestrade turned his head and his face instantly turned into surprise.

"The report of Mycroft's subordinates has been written." Sherlock paused for a second before answering bluntly.

"Tsk, I thought your deductive method was already omnipotent."

"My scientific deductive method is just a kind of scientific reasoning observed from the details, not a superpower." And, when did he say that this kind of reasoning is omnipotent?It's just ridiculous.

"Okay, let's not talk about that for now. Tell me about you and John, what happened to you two after the party?" Inspector Lestrade waved his hand indifferently to Sherlock's rebuttal, and turned to And concerned about what happened to these two people last night.When he went to 221B Baker Street this morning, after Mrs. Hudson's report and John's uncharacteristic behavior, he felt that something big was going to happen.However, John's mouth was as tight as a clam, making his heart feel as if it had been tickled, and he was so curious.

"He didn't say anything?" Sherlock asked blankly.

"No." Inspector Lestrade nodded affirmatively.

"let it go."

"Sherlock, are you kidding me?"

"you guess."

"...Then are you sure John is in Stillo?" Detective Lestrade changed the subject.If he really guessed what Sherlock meant, he would be played more thoroughly, right?Oh he's not that stupid!

"Of course, the road map of the entire London is in my head, and John ended the consultation at 35:10, and left the consultation room at Queen's Road at 15:10. He did not choose to take a taxi back today. Baker Street, then with his usual personality, he would choose to walk. Calculating the direction and distance from Queen’s Road to Baker Street, John is definitely in Dess Road after [-] minutes! And Mary Morstan is at work It was only in time that I learned that John would go to the psychological consultation room today. She set off from the clinic, and according to her steps, she would run into John on Angel Road in [-] minutes pretending to 'accidentally', and then they would definitely go to do something together that I don't like. Therefore, we must arrive at Des Road to pick up John within [-] minutes, and we cannot allow the two of them to meet!" Sherlock sat on the seat, folded his hands at the corners of his lips, and spoke quickly his point of view.

"How did Miss Morstan know that John will go to the counseling room today?" Inspector Lestrade asked curiously.

"Because Mrs. Hudson said last night that her hip had started to hurt again."

"Mrs. Hudson doesn't necessarily go to Miss Morstan's clinic?"

"I've seen Mrs. Hudson's table piled up with all the ointments and bills for hip pain that have that clinic stamped on them."

"So, Mrs. Hudson must have told her about John's situation unintentionally, right?" In Mrs. Hudson's perception, John and Mary belonged to the relationship between former colleagues who had a good relationship in the clinic.After solving this question, Inspector Lestrade then raised another new question, "So, how do you know that Mary will 'run into' John? And it is certain that they will do something to you when they stay together. Something you don't like?"

"Such a simple reasoning is an insult to my deductive reasoning. Turn your face away and drive, don't affect my IQ."

"..." Sherlock, can your words be more bitter? !

"Lestrade, drive faster!"

"My God! This is a restricted area, and the fine for violations will be doubled!"

"Now is not the time to think about this! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!!!" Sherlock urged Lestrade in dissatisfaction, and Fanzheng was not a fine for him.Oh, God bless Inspector Lestrade!