A meow and a dog

1. "Oh, no!" the heroes of the Justice League wailed.

Wonder Woman took the noose from her waist, and rushed towards the smoke with a tragic face.

And Luther laughed out loud, holding a strangely shaped gun in his hand.

"The Kryptonians are going to die, haha——no!" Luther shook his hands and shouted in horror and anger: "Why are you again!"

Superman solemnly raised Batman in his hand—go, this is not "The Lion King", this is wrong!

Superman hugged Batman solemnly, and shouted to his comrades in the distance: "I'm fine, but Batman..."

The Flash was the first to rush up: "Oh, no, what's the matter with the bat—" Barry's words stopped abruptly, and he turned into a shadow with a face full of disbelief and collapse.

The Martian Manhunter said calmly at the side: "Barry should have circled the earth three times now, and according to experience, he won't be back until 10 minutes later."

Everyone looked at Martian Manhunter in admiration.

Wonder Woman screamed, bringing her team's attention back to Batman.

"Oh, impossible!"

"God, don't tell me it's true!"

"I must be blind, I must!"

Batman grinned grinningly in Superman's arms, and said warmly like a spring breeze: "I don't think it's worth your shouting that I'm getting smaller, now, you go and get the Flash back—within 1 minute --immediately!"

Green Lantern shuddered behind Martian Manhunter: "Who said Batman was cute when he was a child? They must not be good people!"

Alfred sneezed suddenly in the distant Wayne house.

"The weather has turned cold again recently?" he said to himself.

2. Black Batman, Blue Batman and Gray Batman are sitting face to face, all with ugly faces.

"you--"

"you--"

"you--"

"You speak first."

"You speak first."

"You talk first."

Gray Batman narrowed his eyes: "Okay, let me talk first. Is your place—?"

Black Batman also squinted his eyes: "Don't tell me——"

Blue Batman scratched his head.

The three of them were silent for a while, sighing together.

"Son is the hardest thing to raise!" Blue Batman said suddenly.

"...+1."

"...+1."

3. Batman looked at Iron Man and remained silent for a long time, until the latter's sinister (?) eyes circled back and forth on him.

"Really, it's so uncute." The famous Iron Man complained.

"...Tony Stark?"

"Ah, Brucey baby."

"Your sister." Batman rarely cursed, and finally he asked tentatively: "I said, you..."

Tony leaned on the sofa behind him, and raised a lazy smile: "Don't be so serious, Brucey baby, look, enjoying life is the truth, look at me—" The playboy in New York curled his lips at himself, The meaning is self-evident.

Batman sighed, and then leaned back on the sofa like him, and when he opened his eyes again, there was a perfect and frivolous smile on his mouth.

"I said, you guys really don't know current affairs at all."

Iron Man calmly twisted his dislocated jaw from shock and asked, "What are you referring to?"

"This is the set of DC Batman and Superman. You went to the wrong door. Besides, this is the Batcave, not your laboratory, Mr. Stark."

"..."

4. Superman gently leaves Lois' house(*1), feeling sour, but then he feels a familiar feeling of power loss.

Is it Luthor?He thought about it with surprise and anger, and turned to see a humanoid bat(...) with a ring(*2) on his finger.

"...who are you?" he asked suspiciously.

"Me?" The humanoid bat smiled at him. "Your dad recruited my dad to your dad's Kryptonian planet (*3) Since then, half of my dad's soul has been recruited by your dad, and he even begged your dad for help, now I'm a bat You're Superman so we're 'world's best buddies', you understand?"

Superman looked at Batman cautiously, and replied smartly: "Understood."

So the bat on the opposite side laughed unkindly "hehe".

——Although it was a sneer.

5. Ye Xiao: "Once upon a time there were four white rabbits..."

Blue Bat: (curiously) "Why not five or six?"

Night Owl: (Tick-tac-toe on top of head, press down) "White Rabbit A, White Rabbit B, White Rabbit C, and White Rabbit D..."

Black Bat: (Questioningly) "Why are they arranged in this way? Is there any necessary connection between them?"

Ye Xiao: (after a while of silence) "White Rabbit A likes White Rabbit B, but White Rabbit B likes White Rabbit C..."

Gray Bat: (Tucao) "What a mess..."

Ye Xiao: (meaningfully) "So White Rabbit A instigated White Rabbit D who liked White Rabbit A to kill White Rabbit C..."

Blue Bat: (dizzily) "What are you talking about?"

Ye Xiao: (excitedly) "But after White Rabbit D killed White Rabbit C, White Rabbit A killed White Rabbit D in order not to let the smart White Rabbit B find out."

Black Bat: (talking to himself) "I have a bad feeling..."

Ye Xiao: (gently) "Later, White Rabbit A blackened White Rabbit B, until White Rabbit B appeared..."

Gray Bat: (impatiently) "What got mixed in again?"

Ye Xiao: (quickly) "White Rabbit B influenced White Rabbit B, so they found out the truth and surrounded White Rabbit A together."

Blue Bat: (Interrupted by Night Owl) "..."

Ye Xiao: "But White Rabbit A and White Rabbit Ding appeared."

Gray Bat: (Contemptuously) "This plot is getting more and more chaotic."

Ye Xiao: (cheerfully) "White Rabbit Ding loves White Rabbit A, so White Rabbit Ding kills White Rabbit A for White Rabbit A. But after Bai Tuding did this, he disappeared."

Black Bat: (Thinking) "What is involved in this? Did the clown join?"

Ye Xiao: (excitedly) "White Rabbit B and White Rabbit B are safe and sound, and White Rabbit A is the same...but White Rabbit B is the real culprit of all the incidents—do you understand?"

Black Bat: (Contemptuously) "How did you spell out this story and adapt it so much? And what about the White Rabbit B?"

Gray Bat: (Weakly) "Isn't it good for you to substitute the name directly? Are you afraid that the Ultraman will chase you down—oh, there is no role for him here—are you afraid that Superman will chase you down? Anyway, it's not mine... ..."

Blue Bat: (Confused) "What the hell are you talking about? White Rabbit ABCD, A, B, C, D—what's wrong with it?"

Ye Xiao: (angrily) "Well, you can be considered a mistake—but you didn't even understand this?"

Huihei: (comfortingly) "Anyway, he hasn't experienced it."

Blue Bat: (Smugly) "I figured it out, but I won't tell you—"

Black Bat: (Suddenly) "Batman is not so evil."

A: (Miraculously ← what did I add here? Hey!) "Did you guess it?" (beaten)

6. A magician who doesn't know where came from put a curse on Batman, which will make him forget the things he remembers most with the passage of time, but no one knows.

The first person to be forgotten was Alfred. He was kicked out while delivering food to his young master. Alfred silently picked up the dropped plate and left the Wayne house alone;

The second person who was forgotten was Dick. He was kicked out by Batman when he was managing Gotham for his adoptive father. Nightwing silently pressed the wound on his face and flew somewhere;

The third person who was forgotten was Jason. He was tied up by Batman and taken to the police station during a meeting with the gang boss. The red hood silently clenched his fists and never appeared in Gotham again;

The fourth one who was forgotten was Fox, who was developing weapons for Batman in the Batcave, but was immediately stunned by a man who used a bat dart as a weapon. Fox frowned silently after waking up, and Wayne Co. lost an excellent chairman;

The fifth person who was forgotten was Catwoman. Her lovely voice and slim figure could no longer make the knights show any mercy. Catwoman silently stroked the cat's fur and climbed up to the eaves with it;

The sixth person who was forgotten was Superman. When he went to visit his good friend as usual, he was forced to retreat by the light green light of kryptonite, and the son of steel flew into the sky silently;

The seventh forgotten one is the five giants of the alliance. They can no longer connect to the Dark Knight for some reason, and they can't see him in Gotham. They silently looked at each other and left from different directions;

The eighth person who was forgotten was Gordon. The old director lost contact with Batman that day, and seemed to have lost his soul and faith. He stood silently for a while, reaching out to wipe the stain on the bat light;

The ninth person to be forgotten is Bruce. Batman woke up from the darkness, but couldn't remember his name and identity. He thought for a while, left the Wayne house, and never set foot again.

Criminals have never forgotten Batman, they can see the nimble figure of the knight in the darkest night, and the shadow of the bat flashing as he leaps will always exist in their deepest nightmares.

Batman hasn't forgotten about Gotham.

7. "Barry, why did I see a smiling Batman in a blue bat suit today?!"

"That's probably why you're on the wrong set, Superman."

8. This is my Gotham, I can take care of her.

When the moonlight shines through the clouds and sprinkles on the streets of Gotham, that is the most beautiful moment of my Gotham.

Therefore, no one can destroy my Gotham from me, no one can make me leave my Gotham, I don't need Superman's help, I can do it myself.

I'm not leaving my Gotham.

"B, are you coming to the Metropolis to eat my cookies?"

"......Do not."

"Okay, I'll go find The Flash."

"......wait!"

9.5 minutes ago, we were standing together in a corner of the city, and the person opposite me said to me with a smirk that would put a clown to shame: We want you to be the godfather of our children.

But now, the life of that unborn child and his mother, divides us.

Clown, you really made the biggest joke of the century.

10. Why don't you believe me.

Batman turned his head silently, staring at the ground of the Batcave, allowing Superman on the opposite side to fall into the cold barrier.

Superman's mouth opened in vain, bright red blood coagulated between his fingers.

Why do not you believe me.

Batman saw Superman and said to him.Pale green light shone on their intertwined cloaks.

—Bruce woke up with a start.

"What, Bruce?"

"Let's separate."

11. "Hi, B!"

"...Superman, where's your panties?"

"What are you talking about? Of course I'm wearing my panties. And—where's your tights?"

"...what tights?!"

12. Superman: "Rao!"

Wonder Woman: "Hera!"

Green Lantern: "Am I blind?!"

Martian Manhunter: "Batman you-"

Hawk Maiden: "My God!"

The Flash: "Bat—the little dot on your chest—"

"Shut up, Barry! He'll hear!"

Batman: "...just leave me alone!"

13. "She said we are twin trees (*4)." Clark said to the shadow beside him with a teasing smile.

The black shadow shook twice, "Louis?"

"That's right." Clark smiled happily and turned his head, "How do you know?"

"Because I'm Batman." Sombra replied vaguely, not noticing that his voice sounded like a teased cat. "But don't tell me you like this."

"Yes, Louise does. Don't you?"

"...one of them will surely wither first."

Clark held Batman's shoulders and joked: "The greatest detective in the world will also fail sometimes? The twin trees will also wither at the same time."

"You think so?"

"I think so," Clark said quietly.

14. "Uh, Bruce?"

—the black cat stepped on Superman's face.

15. Barry brought a ruby ​​ring and put it on the table in the conference room: "Hey, look at the ring I bought - I'm going to give it to the girl who works at the fast food restaurant! What do you think?" bat?"

Batman took a look at the ring, "If it were me, I would put this thing in the trash, because the red substance on it is obviously a stone."

"Hey!" Barry yelled, ran to the side of Superman, and put the ring in Superman's hand without any explanation, "Dachao, help me find out, the bat must have made a mistake!"

"I think Bruce might be right because—"

"What, Super?"

The red light in Superman's eyes flickered, and the corners of his mouth curled up into a malicious smile that was the exact opposite of before.

A certain son suddenly trembled slightly.

2 minute later.

"Superman, let me go! Now!"

16. "Miss White invites you to dinner, sir."

"Oh, Aff, I don't think she's a good candidate because she just wipes her mouth with that lipstick."

"And—what about Miss Mary?"

"Ah, no. That can't be done either. Because she just hooks my legs under the table with her heels at dinner."

"Well, I personally think Miss Lily is pretty good too. She doesn't have the habit of touching up her makeup all the time, and she has a good education."

"You mean her upbringing where she made mean comments all the time?"

"Where's Miss Betty?"

"No, she'll just drool at me."

"With all due respect, sir. I seem to have overestimated how picky you are?"

"Yes, it is. But if you can find someone who is a little more normal, I'll agree."

"Well, in my opinion, there is one person who fits the bill, and has been waiting for five full months."

"I think she's just obsessed with the Wayne wealth."

"Oh, no, that person is the child of my old friend."

"Then I say yes. Where shall we dine?"

"Your metal base, sir."

"It's Diana?"

"No, it's Master Clark. I believe you won't go back on your word, will you?"

"......I am glad to."

"That's great, sir. You know, if you can lower your standards a little, even Mr. Luthor, I can help you two match up."

"...No, I think it's better to forget it."

17. "Bruce, what is your greatest wish?"

"Living in a world without super-powered criminals and without heroes."

"What about Batman and Superman?"

"I'd rather they're just side characters in heroic comics."

18. The Flash blinked, "Dachao, what is this?"

"Hey, it's probably a love letter?" Hal smiled, and glanced at the embarrassed Superman aside, "Who wrote it to you? Louise?"

Superman groaned, trying to wrest the gray envelope from Green Lantern's grasp.

"Don't worry—" Hal slipped away from Superman, stood next to Batman and opened the letter, "Who is this for—?"

"No!" Superman covered his face.

Hal's expression stopped at surprise and disbelief: "This is—"

"That's mine," Batman said darkly.

19. Luther: When your hair reaches your waist, can you make me a wig?

Superman: ...What?

20. Green Lantern: Who the fuck is Bruce Wayne?

Batman:  …

after the next day

Alfred: (reading from the newspaper) "The prince of Gotham crossed the city to pursue true love, and the secret behind it was that he couldn't get Green Lantern?"

Bruce: (playing dead)

21. The Flash: Cookie Cookie ~~ Cookie Cookie Cookie ~~~

Green Lantern: Flash, you seem to be getting heavy again?

The Flash: ... Hal, have you ever thought that it's actually because you're so hungry?

22. Superman: Bruce, I saw that throughout the session your muscle tension doubled, your body sweated more than usual, your pupils dilated, your lips twitched at a certain frequency, and Will keep looking down a lot - let's be honest, where did you hurt again this time?Didn't Alfred heal you?Or did you not tell Aff?I told you, you can't hide your wounds...

Batman: ...no, you misunderstood...

Superman: Bruce, don't be stubborn, tell me, why did you hide the injury?Or if I don't find out, how long before you tell me?When will you be... sorry, what did you say?

Batman: (Painfully) Tooth decay, I say tooth decay.

Superman:  …

The author has something to say:

(*1) At the end of Superman Returns, Superman comes out of Jason's room - well, there's no part of it.

(*2) Don't ask where a certain ring came from... Maybe Batman's father gave it to Batman?

(*3) Official stalk, Superman's father recruited Batman's father to Krypton, and asked him about the customs of the earth (this really exists!)

6.3: Add one more: Listen to Brother Yexiao telling stories (5)

The above 6.3, in fact, this is a time of the Justice League, that is, the stalk of the Justice Lord and the Justice League-so the blue bat is actually soy sauce-some things in the story are slightly adapted, and a little bloody horse is added (no Ready to fight!).......Did you see it?Didn't see it?That's right (beaten)...

6.20: Plus one: Things Batman Forgot (6)

Well, Biao asked me why the Wayne couple wouldn't show up—because if they did, how would I write it!

Cough cough cough, in addition, the reason why the Robins lasted until the second young master was because a certain person did not understand enough (beaten) in the future......

And why is Superman so late?Love can't be eaten (it's dirt!)......

6.21: Change the sentence.

6.28: Add one: fictional world and actors involved in the play (7)

In fact, although there are only two sentences in this article, it is actually a sad story (↑see subtitle)

6.29: One more article: On the role of monopoly desire (also known as "People who love beauty but don't love country") (8)

7.5: Add one (9), this one comes from the cartoon of "Injustice: Gods Among Us".

7.7: Add three: the most authentic idea (10), version incompatibility (11, 12)

(*6 Twin trees, that is, two trees are combined to form a trunk, but have two Y-shaped branches. These interdependent, intertwined, and growing lives together enjoy the sunshine, share the rain and dew, and join hands Against the wind and rain, on the same branch or at the same root, express the miracle of life in the most tenacious way, until one dies, leaving the other alone to grow; or both die and rot quietly (from Baidu Encyclopedia).

7.7: Add 6: Twin Trees (13), One Beast (14), Red Kryptonite (set in "Smallville", will lure Superman's usual indulgent thoughts) (15), Dinner Candidates (16), Biggest wish (17), from Batman's love letter (18)

12.18:加4则：传说中反派的真实目的（19），不做死就不会死（20），意志力的薄弱性（21），隐藏的伤痛（22）。

Cough, why didn't it update - this is a big problem (Wang Tian) but at least there are small jokes~ (Beating)