I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Qingyan discovered something in the Jesso family: the Jesso family and the Kirionello family were actually planning to merge.

The reason for the merger is quite interesting. The Vengley family is growing day by day. In order to maintain the competitiveness of their own family, the two merged into one family to jointly compete against Vengley.

Anyway, they also have experience of merging in the future.

"Can I pass this information to Peng Gelie?" Qing Yan asked.

"It's not important information either. After all, it's impossible for Kirionello to use violence against Peng Lie." Bai Lan shrugged, "So the news will naturally come out in a few days."

"Oh, it's okay, I just have to tell Pengelie that I really spy on you when I come here." Qing Yan said, "It's not just about fishing."

"Hahaha, okay." Bai Lan said.

Regarding the family merger, Gamma persuaded Arya. Gamma believed that cooperating with Bailan Jesso was seeking skin from a tiger, but Arya smiled and said that it is not certain who is the tiger.

Such domineering words made Gamma lose his mind, he was almost in a trance and forgot all his scruples, ah, the so-called subordinates should fight to the death to fulfill the boss' wish...

Of course, this has nothing to do with Qingyan for the time being. Qingyan passed the news to Peng Gelie in Japan, and received verbal praise from Reborn.

It's interesting to say that when Kirionello was forced to merge with the Jesso family, everyone was reluctant, but now they merged for the sake of profit.There are really no eternal friends between mafia families, only eternal interests.

"But individuals can be eternal friends." Qing Yan said to Bai Lan.

That night, the two of them took off all the stars on the wrapping paper and pasted them on each other's stomachs together. As a result, both of them had stomach allergies in the middle of the night, screaming with itching.

While rolling, Qingyan asked Bailan if there was any ointment that would stop itching immediately after applying it. Bailan said with a mournful face that there was one in the parallel world next door, but he thought it was useless. He was Master Bailan who wanted to destroy the world, and all he focused on were big things... ...so he didn't replicate that ointment in this world.

Kiyohiko: "Let Daisy heal! Daisy's Harumo can heal the wound!"

5 minutes later--

"Ah, it turns out that Qinghuoyan can't cure skin allergies..." Bai Lan looked at the red marks on her belly and said furiously, "Just let pomegranate come over and use Lan to break down the belly!"

"Calm down, Lord Bailan!" Kikyo panicked.

The final result was that Qingyan and Bailan applied a little aloe vera gel on their belly, and then they cried bitterly for a while facing each other, and then suddenly laughed like a psychopath.

"I've never had such an experience before." Bai Lan said while lying on the sofa, showing her red belly.

"Isn't that good." Qing Yan was lying on the carpet, and he also lifted his clothes to reveal his red belly.

Bai Lan laughed loudly: "Speaking of which, you are really lucky."

"Because I met you?" Qingyan asked.

"I mean having so many friends all the time," Prynne said.

"That's true." Qingyan said, "Although I often said some strange words, which made them lose their minds, they never planned to leave me. They always forgave me with a smile. This kind of friendship, tolerance , It’s really the true meaning of Two-dimensional. It seems that you don’t have a similar experience.”

Bai Lan nodded her forehead with her finger, and said in a nostalgic voice: "It's very happy when I'm with Xiaozheng."

"But your personality has already been finalized before you met Xiaozheng." Qing Yan said, "It's amazing that strange animals will be protected, but strange people will be excluded."

"It's okay to be excluded. I knew how to get along with them very early on. I'm still very popular." Bai Lan said with a smile.

"Of course, you are funny and good-looking, just like me." Qing Yan said, "It's just that you feel out of place with the people around you?"

Bai Lan stood up from the sofa and looked at Qingyan: "You must have obtained this information from elsewhere and then recounted it to me, right?"

"Yes, I'm not capable of directly analyzing your psychology. After all, the time we have actually spent together is too short." Qing Yan said, "But you said that I am lucky because I have so many friends. Now I put this A piece of happiness is brought to you." He said some very moving lines, quite seriously.

Bai Lan stared at Qing Yan for a while: "You are not the first person who tried to influence me."

"I didn't deliberately say anything to influence you, I was actually speaking from my heart." Qing Yan said, what he said was the truth, and with Bai Lan's perspective, basically anyone who lied in front of him could be spotted by him at a glance : "Worldly happiness is also happiness, mediocre happiness is also happiness, and even defiled happiness is also happiness. As long as you can smile at this time, and you still have the ability to smile, you are already very good."

Bai Lan smiled, and he lay down on the sofa again: "Sometimes I really don't know what kind of person you are."

Qing Yan said deeply: "After all, I'm not like a drink, which is labeled with strawberry or lemon flavor. ②So——" He lowered his voice and smiled enchantingly: "You have to savor it carefully."

These words made Bai Lan gasp in shock: "If you hadn't put on such an expression, my heart would be pounding."

Qing Yan jumped up and patted the table angrily: "What's wrong with me! I don't look good! Don't I smile coquettishly! Isn't this very touching!"

Bai Lan: "...There are also, but because of this," he had a complicated expression, recalling the scene of Qingyan smiling enchantingly under the moon just now, "too much superimposed, it's a bit too high."

"Is that so?" Qing Yan said suspiciously, "Your subordinate, just that Kikyo, that green hair and green eye shadow, I think he's more aggressive than me in terms of appearance alone."

Bai Lan replied honestly: "Actually, when he was bullied in the workplace by his boss, I looked at his green hair and green eye shadow from a distance, and felt that the reason for his bullying in the workplace was obvious."

Qingyan: "Hahaha?"

Bai Lan: "Ahem, ahem...Actually, I've been holding back in my heart for a long time."

Qing Yan: "Ahem, ahem. But bullying in the workplace is not good."

Bai Lan: "Well, it's not good..."

At this moment, Kikyo came in with a tea tray.

"Master Bailan, Lord Qianye, this is the supper that was just made in the kitchen. May I ask if you have any other orders..."

Then Kikyo looked at the two men strangely.

Campanulaceae:? ? ?

Kikyo couldn't help feeling chills down his back.

"Master Bai Lan, do you have any other orders?" He asked a little nervously.

Qing Yan: "Hey hey."

Bai Lan: "Hey hey."

Campanulaceae:? ? ?

Kikyo: "... If it's okay, I'll take my leave first."

Why does it feel like Master Bai Lan is becoming more and more terrifying.

He shivered as he went out.

No, how can such a self become Lord Bai Lan's most useful subordinate, this is not possible!You should be calm, you should be calm!I heard that Pomegranate was praised by Master Bai Lan for breaking the rearview mirror of the car. Damn it, Pomegranate... I need to improve my tolerance!

After self-adjustment, Kikyo was full of fighting spirit.

He was mentally prepared and pushed the door open again, only to see Bai Lan jumping up from the sofa as if being pricked by a needle.

"Master Bai Lan, what happened!" Kikyo asked nervously.

Bai Lan: "The star on the wrapping paper fell on the sofa during the day. I was lying on the sofa just now, and it seemed to stick to my back. It was a little itchy."

Kikyo: "..."

Kikyo took a deep breath, trying to keep her expression from being less distorted.

This is Lord Bai Lan, the great Lord Bai Lan who has destroyed many worlds, he must calm down.

02.

With Bai Lan's help, Qingyan's leg was quickly repaired.

Feeling very happy to have two legs again, Qing Yan did a lingering backflip with Bai Lan on the spot, and then performed a magical circle of love with him.

By the way, Kikyo came in again when they were circling around. Kikyo's firm expression at that time was broken, and he even cried out, "Master Bailan, what's the matter with you? Just blink when you were kidnapped."

Bai Lan glanced at Kikyo in bewilderment, and fell (...) from the air to the ground: "What's wrong with you, Kikyo, you weren't like this before."

Kikyo is struck by lightning.

Yes, I wasn't like this before, but you weren't like this before either!

After leaving the room, Kikyo made up his mind again, determined to change himself.

How could Master Bai Lan be wrong, it was me who was wrong.

At this time, he was a little envious of Pomegranate. After all, in his opinion, Pomegranate was a Sabi, and Pomegranate didn't understand or understand some of what Lord Bai Lan said or did, so he would not be greatly affected.But he... No, he wants to become Master Bai Lan's most capable subordinate!Kikyo clenched her fists and thought.

On the other hand, Qingyan began to share his various interesting abilities with Bailan. Bailan was well-informed and happened to develop abilities with him.

Developing abilities with Kiyohiko is a very happy thing. The two of them collide with inspiration and often come up with something that makes Kikyo's pupils tremble.

At this time, it was a critical period for the Jesso family to merge with Kirionello. Bai Lan actually said that it would be more fun to develop abilities with Qing Yan, and directly pushed all the work out.Kirioneiro naturally took a lot of advantages in the merger, and Bai Lan was quite indifferent to it. After hearing about the strangeness, Kirionello realized that he owed Qing Yan a favor.

The experimental products of development ability are naturally Liu Diaohua, they are very durable, especially daisies, after all, daisies are almost immortal and have strong regeneration ability, so he is mainly responsible for the development of [Jinshan Ranger Modifier].

One day later, Platycodon grandiflora volunteered to replace pomegranate as the test product of [Jinshan Ranger Modification].

"Daisy's auto-healing speed is too fast, and it's inconvenient to observe the data, so let me be an adult's test subject." Kikyo said.

Qingyan thought for a while, and gave Kikyo a vaccination in advance: "Something strange may happen."

"It doesn't matter." Kikyo said, "Whether it's pain or anything else, I can bear it. My loyalty to Master Bai Lan overrides everything, and I will prove it to Master Bai Lan."

Then soon he understood what it meant to be weird.

Qing Yan told Bai Lan about the data he had seen. Bai Lan was proficient in all kinds of knowledge and could immediately understand what the data referred to.

"If this ability is used to kill people, it would be very simple." Bai Lan said, "For example, it can destroy all human bones."

"Will he die instantly?" Qing Yan asked.

"Basically." Bai Lan said, "Not to mention anything else, if the skull disappears, the brain will immediately collapse, and the eyeballs may also burst out, basically dying instantly."

"However, the price I need to pay for this is too high, so let's try other ways." Qing Yan said.

Now after many experiments, Qingyan can already find the number of fist strength at the moment of punching and change it, the most basic combat application has been achieved.

At present, they are still experimenting with other data. The same type of data is distributed in the same position on each person, so although the exploration is relatively slow, the effect is still remarkable.

Kiyohiko saw a value of 80 on Kikyo's chest, so he tried to change it to 82 first, but Kikyo didn't seem to respond.

Qing Yan said: "If you feel uncomfortable, say it immediately."

Kikyo nodded: "Understood."

So Qingyan changed 82 to 999.

In the next second, Kikyo's chest swelled, and it flew off the table first, and then squeezed Bai Lan and Qingyan against the glass at the edge of the laboratory.

Qing Yan turned his head to look at Bai Lan with difficulty: "Is this also some kind of good fortune?"

Breathing heavily, Bai Lan tried to push Kikyo's chest away, but failed: "Hmm... being squeezed against the wall by my subordinate's chest is indeed a new experience."

Kikyo dragged a part of her chest with her hands, at a loss: "Master Bailan! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"

Qing Yan sighed: "At first I wanted to shout out to ask for a male mother, but this seems a bit too much."

Bai Lan: "It's not too much anymore! Even Ben Zi's breasts are about the size of her head."

Qingyan: "That's the kind you haven't seen, let me tell you..."

He actually started to try to describe, Kikyo was even more at a loss for a while.

Bai Lan: "Can you change Kikyo's chest back? I'm so squeezed by his chest that I can't breathe."

Qingyan: "It will consume my lifespan to change it back, just wait, it will be retracted in 5 minutes."

Bai Lan: "If I don't change it, I feel like I'm losing my life now."

Kikyo is sad, helpless, depressed, and uncomfortable.

Qingyan: "I have to say that the quality of your Jesso family's clothes is pretty good..."

Bai Lan: "I also found that the quality is really good."

They actually started talking over there.

Kikyo gradually let go of her mind.

Ah, where is he, what is he doing, hehe...

He thought he had already made up his mind, but it turned out that he hadn't.