I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The new ability is called [Jinshan Ranger Modifier].

Jinshan Ranger is a software that Qingyan knows. It is a game modifier that can modify the value in the game. For example, if you have 500 yuan on hand in the game, you can modify it to 5 yuan.

But there is a problem with that modifier, you have to find the items that need to be modified from a bunch of data, if you find the wrong one, the '500' value does not refer to your money, but your armpit has 500 hairs, Then after you change '500' to '50000', your armpit may become 50000 hairs.

Of course, this is a rather strange example, but I don't know how to use this strange ability.

After Qingyan got into the car, he began to study his [Jinshan Ranger Modifier], to activate the ability, he raised his head and found that everything around him had changed.

A bunch of dense data appeared in front of my eyes, and all the items had a bunch of values ​​floating on them.

Qingyan turned his head to look at Pomegranate next to him, who also had a bunch of values ​​on him.

Qing Yan squinted his eyes for a while, the 206 on his body should refer to 206 bones, what does the 195 on the top of his head mean...

Qing Yan opened his mouth and asked, "Pomegranate, is your height 195 cm?"

"Oh, ah, almost." Pomegranate said, "I don't remember the exact value."

Qingyan asked Shiliu: "Do you have a mirror?"

Shiliu shook her head: "No, does Master Qianye need a mirror now?"

In fact, you can ask for it later, but when the other party asked, Qingyan replied: "Well, I need it now."

Shiliu stretched out her hand out of the car window, then directly snapped off the rearview mirror of the car, and handed it to Qing Yan.

Qing Yan: "..."

Qing Yan: "You are also very helpful, thank you."

"Do you think I'm easy to use?" Pomegranate seemed to sound happy, "Is it better than Kikyo?"

Qingyan thought for a while, "I don't know Kikyo very well, but your actions just now are really domineering." This logical thinking is very domineering, there is nothing wrong with it.

He took a picture of himself in the rearview mirror and saw that the number above his head was 172. He was 168cm when he entered the country, and he should be 4cm taller now.

Then try to modify it.

[Modified 172 to 180.]

[Consume 3 days of life.]

After the order was issued, he immediately jumped up, and the pomegranate next to him looked over in confusion, and Qing Yan explained: "Test a supernatural ability."

[Ability lasts 5 minutes. ]

Qingyan's first reaction was that this ability is suitable for playing basketball...

Basketball has requirements for height, arm width, and weight. My own ability, which can change body data for 5 minutes, matches the various abilities of basketball studios.

Then there's the role of fighting.

Qingyan raised his left hand and clenched it into a fist, and saw a bunch of dense data on it. There should be a data on it that belongs to the punching power. If the data is temporarily changed to tens of thousands of pounds, he will be very cheating in those 5 minutes. up.However, the lifespan consumed should also be a lot.

The number '5' should refer to five fingers.

Qingyan thought of something, he looked down at his feet, and sure enough he found a '5' on his feet.

[Modified 5 to 6.]

[Consume 0.5 days of life. ]

Qingyan moved his toes, but he didn't feel anything, then he turned his head and asked Shiliu, "Can I take off my shoes?"

Shiliu opened the car windows and said, "Please."

It looks like Pomegranate has misunderstood something, but that's okay.Qing Yan took off his shoes, and then saw that the nail on the thumb of his toe was split into two pieces.

Oh, it seems that the 5 just now refers to a foot with five nails, which he changed to six.

So Qingyan found another '5' in the data on the foot, and revised it again. His mind was in a trance for a while, and then he saw that his foot had changed into six toes.

At the same time, the nails on the thumb are fused together, and since there are now six toes and six nails, one nail is assigned to one toe.

It's quite humane.

Qingyan lowered his head and glanced at his legs, he only has one leg now, can it be modified into two legs?

Although he will see Bai Lan soon, Qingyan still wants to try it.

He searched for numbers on his lower body for a long time, and found a '1', which must refer to the number of his legs!

[Modified 1 to 2.]

[Consume 5 days of life. ]

How to consume so much life ah.

The ability was activated successfully, but the legs did not grow.

Qing Yan was stunned for a while, and then again.

Then he remembered something and reached out to touch his crotch.

Pomegranate:? ? ?

Pomegranate hurriedly turned her head to avoid it.

Three seconds later, Qing Yan withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, staring at the front with a smile on his face, as if nothing had happened.

Speaking of which, good things need to be shared, why don't you show him the next time you run naked in front of the teacher.

In other words, can you also stretch the teacher's height to 1.8 meters to make him feel good... But I always feel like I will be beaten by the teacher.Kiyohiko thought confusedly.

02.

Afterwards, Qingyan stopped doing research, he turned off the [Jinshan Ranger Modifier]'s ability, and began to appreciate the bustling streets of Milan from a normal perspective.

There are large numbers of plane trees and black walnuts in the street, and there is a fresh smell in the air.

Soon after arriving at the Jesso family, Qing Yan got out of the car, and then saw the green-haired Kikyo at the door to greet him.

"Master Chiba." Kikyo's hair ten years ago is no longer the smooth long ponytail, but a more sloppy hairstyle that Kiyohiko can't even describe. Anyway, it's quite killer.

"Yo, isn't this Kikyo?" Qing Yan greeted with a smile while leaning on his crutches.

"Good day, Master Chiba." Kikyo's expression was not very friendly at this time, "Master Bai Lan has been waiting for you for a long time, please come with me."

Of course he would not be friendly to Qingyan, after all he knew that the order that tortured him for a long time came from Qingyan.

There is no doubt about Liu Diaohua's loyalty to Bai Lan, but since she is a human being, of course she will have normal emotions.

There is no conflict between their loyalty to Bai Lan and the pain they have been tormented by Bai Lan.

There is actually another reason for this.

Previously, Bai Lan had devoted herself to destroying the world, only occasionally tossing Liu Diaohua.Now that Bai Lan has given up destroying the world, she can concentrate on treating the person in front of her.

Although Qingyan and Bailan rarely get along with each other, Qingyan has brought a lot of influence to Bailan, which can be regarded as opening another door to a certain extent, so Bailan plays with more tricks.

Even though it's only been a week...

Asking a Liu Diaohua to come and pick it up, and another Liu Diaohua to wait at the door, Qingyan's treatment is good enough.

Qingyan continued to ask with a smile: "How is the proliferation and development of Yunhuoyan?"

Kikyo: "..."

Kikyo: "It's still under development.... Is Chiba-sama here to see the fun?"

"That's right." Kiyohiko said, and then he made a gesture of Yuno holding his face against the light: "What an ugly face you have when you peek at other people's ugliness." ① He said with emotion from the bottom of his heart.

"You still know." Kikyo couldn't help but said.

He didn't look as calm ten years ago as he did ten years later.

"That, Kikyo..." Shiliu wanted to tell Kikyo that the order had been cancelled.

But was interrupted by Qingyan: "You have to open some," and then he said affectionately: "Life always makes us bruised and bruised, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.② Maybe after this incident, the strongest part of your body will become there, wouldn't it be wonderful."

Kikyo: "...you are really funny."

03.

Qingyan leaned on crutches to go in, walked through the corridor, Kikyo opened the door at the end of the corridor, Qingyan went in, and found Bai Lan holding a large bunch of yellow irises standing in the sun and looking at him.

When Bai Lan saw that Qingyan had only one leg, she immediately walked towards him: "Oh my dear Qingyan, what's wrong with your leg?"

Kiyohiko: "Hey old man, that's a long, boring story, dare I type, that's as bad as the apple pie that Grandma Susan next door makes."

Prynne: "My God! How dare someone do this to you! I swear I'm going to kick his ass hard with my high heels!"

Kiyohiko: "I must say, dude, I appreciate your concern. But I need a cup of coffee right now, yes, a cup of coffee, and what could be more enjoyable than a cup of coffee when old friends are reunited?"

Prynne: "For God's sake, why don't we sit down and talk? Damn, I forgot to ask you to sit down."

The two sat together on the chair next to them, and then laughed together lying on the table, like two psychopaths.

Shiliu asked Kikyo in confusion, "What's wrong with them?"

Kikyo emptied his mind and didn't want to say a word.

The two people over there had had enough fun, and Qing Yan first directly stated the purpose of coming: "I was broken by a ghost when I was catching ghosts in Japan a few days ago, and then I wanted to come to you to repair it. Do you have this technology here? ?”

"It's no problem to be reborn from a broken limb." Bai Lan said, "But what will you give me in return? I specially prepared flowers for you, and you didn't even give me a greeting gift."

Qingyan thought for a while, "How many flowers are there in total?"

"23 flowers." Bai Lan said.

Kiyohiko activated [Jinshan Ranger Modifier], looked at the yellow iris placed on the table, found the number '23', and directly modified it to 99.

In the blink of an eye, the table was immediately covered with yellow irises, some of which fell to the ground.

"Okay, the flowers I gave you have also been delivered!" Qing Yan said.

"Wow, what kind of ability is this?" Bai Lan looked at Qing Yan.

"It's an ability that can modify data." Qing Yan didn't hide anything, "I just got this ability and it's being developed."

"Can any data be modified?" Bai Lan asked curiously.

"It seems to be, but I have to find the data first, and the ability can only last for 5 minutes." Qing Yan replied.

Bai Lan: "How should I put it, I think it must be influenced by you. My first reaction is whether I can..."

Qing Yan directly interrupted his words and replied: "Yes, I tried."

The two looked at each other, Bai Lan probed her head, and asked in a low voice, "How does it feel?"

"Actually, I don't feel anything, one grows naturally." Qingyan lowered his voice, and answered like a secret signal.

Bai Lan fell into deep thought: "I can't control my brain anymore, is this your fault?"

Bai Lan, who has memories of parallel worlds, has a wide range of interests.After Qing Yan gave him a start, Bai Lan couldn't stop all kinds of associations.

"Actually, we will talk about this later, anyway, I will stay in Italy for a week." Qing Yan said, "I want to solve the leg problem first."

"No problem." Bai Lan nodded, "Oh, by the way, I conducted some investigations on you in the parallel world. How long can you live in this world? How can you extend your lifespan?"

"There are more than ten years of life left now, so there is no need to worry about this." Qing Yan replied, and he was not surprised that Bai Lan knew about this.

"Is your lifespan linked to your... humor?" Bai Lan asked.He is quite concerned about this issue, he doesn't want Qingyan to die, he hopes that Qingyan's longer life will bring him more fun.

Qing Yan was surprised: "You still know this?"

Bai Lan replied: "You in the parallel world are very popular and humorous, and then you suddenly stop saying humorous things for a while before you die. This is the common point before you die. So I judge that your life span is linked to your humor. "

"You can say it like this, but using the word 'humor' is too general, it's more like...well... close to Two-dimensional?" Qing Yan said: "Don't worry, this kind of thing won't happen in this world Now, my lifespan is indeed related to talking nonsense, and I in other parallel worlds may not be able to let go of my airs, but in this world, I have already become the shape of talking nonsense." He naturally knew that Bai Lan cared about him.

"I see." Bai Lan said, "The so-called two-dimensional is similar to, don't look at me like this, I'm the leader of the mafia! Is this?"

"It's very tasty." Qing Yan commented.

Bai Lan: "Does that sound like the translation just now?"

"It's okay, but there are more, let's use an analogy." Qing Yan said, "'When the person accompanying you wants to get off the car, even if you don't want to let go, you should be grateful, and then wave goodbye. ③' Is this sentence correct? Very tasty?"

"Yes." Bai Lan said, "But it's not flirty talk."

"Yes, the problem is that after I finished saying this, I suddenly pushed Peng Geliejudai off the bus." Kiyohiko said.

Bai Lan: "Ahahaha?"

Kiyohiko: "Then I plausibly said to wave goodbye, be grateful to me, Gang. ——This constitutes swearing."

Bai Lan: "Hahaha I understand hahahahaha so have you really done such a thing?"

Qingyan: "I haven't done this yet, but I've done it more excessively. I mostly improvised, but just now the scene was good, so I'll try it later."

Bai Lan's hands were itchy: "I also want to try it with platycodon and pomegranate..."

Kiyohiko opened his mouth: "So Gang's daikong is a daikong that embraces everything, and you are a daikong that is tolerant of everything..."

Bai Lan was instantly caught laughing: "Hahahahahaha!"

Qingyan seized the opportunity to seize his weak link to output crazily. He snapped a small glowing star from the package of the bouquet over there, then lifted his clothes and stuck the star on his belly, saying affectionately: "There are stars who are making mistakes. where the light shines brightly.④”

Bai Lan laughed loudly and took off a small glowing star from the wrapping paper and stuck it on his belly, "This planet also shines brightly in the wrong place hahaha..."

Together, the two of them cut out the stars from the wrapping paper and pasted them on each other's bellies, repeating this anime line while pasting them.

This scene scared Kikyo, who came to deliver desserts, to the point of throwing away the plate.

...What kind of retarded behavior is this.