I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The matter of Kagudu Xuanshi came to an end.

"I have completed the strategy against him." Kiyohiko described it to Chuya Zhongyuan earnestly.

Nakahara Chuya glanced at Irie's spitting face next to him, and decided to completely extinguish the sense of crisis brought about by these words.

Although he was not at the scene, seeing Irie Masaichi's expression, he knew that his so-called 'strategy process' must be so speechless that he had no desire to explore.

On weekends, Sawada Tsunayoshi’s family had a big gathering, and everyone gathered together to have a big meal and talk about the mountains. ...which kinda rhymes.

Fried sausage wrapped in bread crumbs, with sour lemon can be squeezed to taste at any time.The taste of this kind of fried food is naturally excellent, because it is made by Nana Sawada, so there is not much health risk.Of course, the health problems of fried food itself cannot be avoided.Dip a little red sauce that has been adjusted in advance, and put it into the mouth with the cabbage next to it, bite it down, and the oil and gravy in the sausage will flow out together, it feels incredible.

The plump meat, crispy skin, spicy black pepper flavor, amazing texture and mellow taste make people unable to stop after one bite.

There are also a variety of refreshing salads on the side to neutralize the greasy meal.

The staple food is Japanese curry beef rice. Japanese curry is also known as European-style curry, but in fact it is improved by the Japanese.Compared with traditional curry, the main feature of Japanese curry is the addition of concentrated fruit puree, so it is generally not too spicy and has a lot of sweetness.Take a bite of beef and rice with curry sauce with a spoon and put it in your mouth. The satisfaction cannot be described in words.

All in all very happy.

During the meal, we talked about recent events. Tsunayoshi Sawada said that he learned the Chinese method of breathing in Hefeng some time ago.

"I understand this." Qingyan said, "It's best to breathe in the early morning, when the yang energy between the heaven and the earth is not so heavy, and it's just time to absorb it. If it's at noon, the absorbed yang energy is too violent when breathing under the sun, and the fire element If it runs across the body, the meridians will be damaged."

Sawada Tsunayoshi listened carefully, feeling that what Kiyohiko said was true.

Reborn glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was listening carefully: "...Is that your literary description about heatstroke?"

"That's right, but it doesn't mean the same thing." Qing Yan said.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was listening carefully, twitched his mouth.

Ah, I seem to have been misled again and again.

And the same goal with God... Is this word used by you to make such a quibble? !

After being speechless for a long time, Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated for a while and said, "Qiyohiko, there is something I want to tell you."

"Listen to me, thank you?" Qingyan asked.

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his head in wonder, then ignored Kiyohiko's words.He told Qingyan that he was about to go to Italy to officially take the position of Peng Gelie's godfather, and hoped that Qingyan would participate in the official handover ceremony.

"Is that so." Qingyan thought for a while, "What's the matter with the formal handover ceremony?"

"Some speeches or something..." Sawada Tsunayoshi said and handed his speech to Kiyohiko.

"The blood of King Vongola I is flowing in my body, rushing forward..." Qingyan laughed loudly while reading, "Hahaha, the blood is rushing forward in your body, hahaha, what a rush... "

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face: "Don't read it." How could Kiyohiko be so ashamed to say it.

"And the flowers in the yard bloomed on the day you were born, what kind of Princess Baihua is this." Qing Yan exclaimed: "It turns out that the Mafia also pays attention to this."

"There's no way." Reborn saw that Tsunayoshi Sawada had almost tucked his head under the table, and was picked up by his own students: "Vongola is a mafia family with a long history, and the older generation pays attention to this."

Qingyan nodded: "Oh, I understand, I just want to find something to improve the quality. Like the mysterious bird of destiny descending to give birth to Shang, Zhuanxu gave birth to a penguin kingdom or something..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who just got out from under the table, "poofed" on the spot.

Reborn: "...I've heard the first sentence, but what's behind it."

Qingyan explained solemnly: "In "Shan Hai Jing", Zhuan Xu gave birth to Huan Tou, and Huan Tou gave birth to Miao Min. Huan Tou is also a penguin. Isn't it directly translated that Zhuan Xu gave birth to penguins?"

Reborn: "..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "It's a little subtle."

Qing Yan snorted softly: "What's the matter, Chi You is still running around majesticly riding an iron-eating beast. Thinking about the picture of riding a giant panda makes me laugh."

...suddenly became more subtle.

But that's just a way of saying it.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Speaking of which, I always wanted to ask... where did you get these magical things."

Qing Yan said without hesitation: "Because I live in Two-dimensional by relying on sand sculptures."

"No, obviously you let us live." Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a painful expression.

"If you think so, I can't help it." Qing Yan said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Suddenly, hello, a scumbag quote!"

Kiyohiko pounced on him and started rubbing Sawada Tsunayoshi, the rubbing caused static electricity on both of their bodies, and their hair stood on end.

The corner of Sawada Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched and pushed Kiyohiko away: "What are you doing?"

Qing Yan replied: "This is the quotation of a scumbag."

Sawada Tsunayoshi slammed his head against the wall.

He already understood what Qing Yan wanted to say.

——This makes me unable to get in.

What do you mean everything is silent.

What makes Sawada Tsunayoshi even more sad is that he actually understood it in seconds.

I don't want to have such a strong adaptability at all, hey! ! !

In the end, Sawada Tsunayoshi dragged the topic back on track with his strong will: "I want you to be present." He paused and looked at Kiyohiko seriously, "I only want you to be present."

I want you to see my growth, I want you to see my transformation.

From the beginning of the assassination to now, I have really changed a lot. Unlike others, you are a special companion to me.

His gaze is very serious, so serious that people want to avoid it.

"As the godfather of Pengo Lie, you can't say such things." Qing Yan didn't evade, he also said something seriously, "You have to learn to hold water."

A very light smile flashed across Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes.

"They are my companions, and you are my...friend," he said.

"So you call this kind of relationship a friend." Qing Yan rubbed his chin, his expression suddenly became wretched.

Sawada Tsunayoshi followed up with the wretched Kiyohiko and broke his merits: "...What is the relationship! Don't say it so misleading!"

"It's because they touched each other's corpses." Qing Yan continued to touch his chin and said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was speechless: "Okay."

"Speaking of which, you can only choose one between holding airs and holding water, and a person's power is limited, so you can only carry one thing." Qing Yan continued, "Suddenly began to be rich in philosophy..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Suddenly he said something inexplicable but quite reasonable, hey!"

"Unexplainable is the exterior, and reason is the interior." Qing Yan said, "That's how it is."

Anyway, Kiyohiko made an appointment to attend the succession ceremony with Tsunayoshi Sawada and the others.

There is no problem in public or private, after all, I am also a non-staff member of Vongola.

His title now reminds him of that joke about Long Ma. ①

03.

"Afterwards, everything fell into place."

Kiyohiko was writing a diary cracklingly in front of the computer.

"Speaking of teacher, I feel that similar descriptions have been mentioned many times." He wrote and shouted.

Generally speaking, the five major cadres will come to an end, but Qingyan is young, so he doesn't know how many times he will have to 'get on the right track' next.

After all, it is that position further up.

Zhong Yuan was also sitting on the desk at the other end of the room, and he was typing on the computer at this time.After hearing Qingyan's words, he kept typing on the keyboard, and the mechanical keyboard made a sound like raindrops, which made his voice a bit vague.

"Because your position is constantly changing, for you, the definition of right track is also constantly changing."

"Is that so?" Qingyan turned his chair around and looked at Chuya Nakahara.

There is a black lacquered wrought iron desk lamp on Zhongya Zhongya's desk. He is half illuminated by the tungsten lamp, and his profile is very quiet, as if a filter has been added.

The sound of typing on the keyboard stopped like raindrops.

"Anything to say?"

Aware of Kiyohiko's thoughts, he stopped working and asked.

Kiyohiko got up from the chair and jumped onto the bed, then rolled twice on the bed to Nakahara Chuya's side:

"Then the ever-changing track—what is the track for me?"

"Live." Zhong Yuanzhong also said without hesitation.

After a moment, looking him straight in the eye, he added, "And, stay with me."

He didn't escape, but said this sentence very seriously.

He became Kiyohiko's anchor, and he knew it himself.

He also accepted the responsibility frankly.

When he said this, his voice was slightly hoarse, and deep eddies surged in his cobalt blue pupils.

A little dangerous, but touching.

"Then, I'm on the right track of life now." Kiyohiko patted Chuya Nakahara's thigh, and made an expression of sudden realization: "Oh, if I leave the teacher, it will be a double meaning of cheating."

Zhong Yuanzhong also pulled Qing Yan's hand away from his thigh: "...Should I be upset by this kind of statement?"

"If you're upset, I can make you feel better." Qingyan opened his mouth and said the words of tiger and wolf, and then suddenly jumped up and turned his back to Nakahara Chuya, and began to squirm desperately.

Nakahara Chuya: "What are you doing again..." His eyes were speechless now.

Kiyohiko said in a hearty voice while wriggling his body: "Because a real man should use his back to answer the other party's questions! ②"

Nakahara Chuya: "Can I hit you?"

Qing Yan: "Are you going to hit me at this moment of mutual confession of love?" He was shocked.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said seriously: "Because beating is kissing and scolding is love."

Qing Yan: "..."

Kiyohiko looked at Chuya Nakahara even more shocked.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a cracked expression.

Kiyohiko continued to look at Nakahara Chuya with an even more shocked expression.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a distorted expression on his face.

Qing Yan: "Teacher, have you finally taken this step..."

Nakahara Chuya: "I..."

Kiyohiko: "Well, it looks like you failed."

Zhong Yuanzhong also fell on the bed decadently, what did he just do, are he a fool.

Qing Yan also smiled and lay down beside him, hugged his hand and rubbed his face to express comfort.

"Okay, teacher, don't be decadent, such a teacher is very cute."

Zhong Yuanzhong also buried his head in the pillow, "I am not cute."

Kiyohiko: "It is said that in front of the person you like, you will unconsciously become cute or greasy. Teacher, choose one."

Zhong Yuan also raised his head from the pillow: "...Then I'm still cute." He said weakly.

Qing Yan: "Hey."

The atmosphere at night is very good.

The lights in the bedroom were not turned on, only the computer screens of the two were fluorescent.

Qingyan's computer is a game console, with colorful fans installed, and the wall facing the computer in the room is also illuminated by colorful lights.

Arms are next to each other, can feel each other's temperature.

This feeling is very reassuring.

Then the two chatted for a while about recent events.

"I'm going to Italy tomorrow night to attend Ganga's succession ceremony." Qing Yan said, "Teacher, you are on a business trip tomorrow, right?"

"Yes, I can't send you off." Zhong Yuanzhong also responded, "Be careful."

Qing Yan: "Hey, pay attention to the teacher's attention to safety, I'm safe there, they are all amazing, if something happens, they will protect me, after all, we are in that kind of relationship on the same timeline Hahahaha..." He was obviously looking for trouble on purpose.

"That's right." Nakahara Naka also snorted, he propped his arm to his side, and stroked Kiyohiko's hair with the other hand.His expression at this time was very arrogant, as if he was facing an enemy—or he was facing an imaginary enemy at this time.He looked down at him with a kind of carelessness: "Oh, what I'm saying is that you pay attention to safety. If you get too close to them, be careful. I'm jealous. I will break your legs and lock you in a small dark room."

Such Zhongyuan Zhong also really exudes hormones all over his body wantonly.

Qingyan was fascinated, and blurted out: "Then I will grow a bunch of hands on the broken leg, so that the teacher will be too disgusted to do it."

Chuya Nakahara's hormones were interrupted a bit: "...I thought that ordinary people would feel scared when faced with such a threat."

Qing Yan was proud: "But we are not Two-dimensional, this kind of thing is very exciting in Two-dimensional."

Zhongyuan Zhong also silently put down his hand, and lay down next to Qingyan again: "I actually tried to discuss such a serious matter with you, forget it..."

Kiyohiko: "So are you going to discuss something indecent?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...It's not impossible."

Qing Yan also let out a muffled smile: "The teacher is too kind."

The two lay together on the bed for a while, Kiyohiko turned around and looked at Chuya Nakahara.Nakahara was also looking at the ceiling, his hat was put aside, his hair was loose, and his side face was really beautiful, with sharp edges and corners.

"Speaking of the succession ceremony, what kind of noble destiny is going to be done by Peng Gelie." Qing Yan said.

"It's also the same old gangsters. In a few years, Hong Kong gangsters may also be like this." Nakahara said.

"But the teacher is a god." Qingyan said, "so it's normal to do this."

Nakahara Chuya: "Are you trying to say that I am a wild god?"

Qing Yan: "No, I want to say, you are my god."

Central Plains Chuya:?

Qingyan: "Chacha, you are told to wear a seat belt, but you don't."

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

Nakahara Nakaya picked up his hat and slapped Qingyan on the face, making Qingyan unable to continue going crazy.

On the other hand, Kiyohiko made a lot of hands grow all over his body, and hugged Nakahara Nakaya tightly: "Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher -"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also tightly entwined by Qingyan, with a look of lovelessness: "...then it's up to you."

While entwining Nakahara Nakaya, Kiyohiko said solemnly: "Jean Jack Rousseau has a definition—civilization was born when humans began to build fences."

Nakahara Chuya: "Then?"

Qingyan continued to answer solemnly: "So restraining play is a good civilization!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Qing Yan: "Teacher, can I continue to do it?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Sorry, I'm not interested in it now."

So the night before leaving, it ended with Zhongye's withering in the Central Plains.

...What the hell is this.

It is conceivable that such things will happen many times in the future.

But more is their warm company with each other.

"We've each gone through this journey, and now it's time to go together together." ③ Kiyohiko said to Chuya Nakahara.

This sentence is very touching, and Zhong Yuanzhong can't help but feel a little moved.

Qing Yan continued: "This sentence is plagiarized, but I love you is true."

Zhongye's mood fluctuated a bit.

...This is okay, right?

Qing Yan: "Actually, the above sentence is also copied."

Central Plains Chuya:?

Qingyan: "Even so, I still love you."

Nakahara Chuya: ... Ha ha.

Qing Yan: "Teacher, are your moods one after another?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Do you still need to say it?"

Qing Yan: "Then I hope that your body will also rise and fall on my body."

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

The sun was shining outside the window, and the sky was clear.

Kiyohiko's beautiful day has begun.

Zhongya Chuya's day has also begun.

【】Represents what you can fill in the blanks at will.

Finish.

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The author has something to say:

I originally wanted to write a passionate episode, but Qingyan kept telling jokes, which was very annoying, and the author himself couldn't control it, so let's write about passion

It ends with the male protagonist withering, which is very meaningful and fits the tone of this article. I laughed so hard.

It's over, and here are some extras that have nothing to do with the main line of the text

Zhuanxu: Some people may not be able to read these two characters, so I will mark the pinyin: zhelianggezi, now everyone can read these two characters, let’s try together~

Just kidding, read zhuanxu, one of the five emperors of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, that is, Gaoyang's

①Dragon Mama title old joke: Longma knocked on the door in the middle of the night, and the old woman behind the door asked: "Who is outside the door?" Queen of the Inar and the First Men, Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms and Guardian of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Liberator of Slaves, Terminator of Khal, Mother of Dragons..." The crone: "I can't live here so many people!"

②Because a real man should answer each other's questions with his back view! -Common description in Japanese: There is a sentence in Japanese that describes a man called "telling from the back"

③"We have each gone through this journey, and now it is time to bring us together." -Downton Abbey

I saw a touching quotation of the type of 'boy and girl' on the Internet:

A girl and a boy were driving for fun, suddenly the boy stopped the car without warning, ordered the girl to get out of the car immediately, and did not give any explanation

The girl was very angry and deleted all her circle of friends and the photos of the two of them

The next day the girl heard that the boy had died in a car accident and he crashed his car into a wall

It turned out that the boy noticed a wall in front of him at that time, so he had to stop temporarily, and saved the girl's life before he hit the wall

Speaking of which, the last time I saw such a mentally handicapped one, I remember another one she called him when he was playing games and hung up the phone and she kept smoking, kept smoking, and by the time he got home she had smoked 99 cigarettes up.He cried and hugged her and said, baby, I was wrong.

I:? ? ? ? ?Ha ha ha ha? ?Hahahahahaha——