I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Qingyan's plan went smoothly.

Why the Red King didn't particularly want to live? If you analyze it carefully, you can find many reasons.

First of all, he lacks the motivation to live. For him, there is nothing particularly worth looking forward to in the future; secondly, living itself is a kind of torture for him. This kind of torture starts from the body and spreads to the spirit. How painful it must be to have no peace in your dreams.

Simply put, his will to survive stems from his sense of responsibility as the Red King.But that little sense of responsibility has almost worn away little by little with the passage of time. After all, sense of responsibility is never a sweet word.

It is absolutely impossible to transfer the power of the Red King. Firstly, he has many enemies, and secondly, handing over his power to others in vain is not the style of Kaguzu Hyunshi.

In fact, in the end, the main reason is that he has no desire to survive.

If there is a desire to survive, even if he loses the power of the Red King, he can exercise the power that belongs to him, Kagu Tsu Hyunshi.Even though there are many enemies, how could he avoid fighting.

Trouble, too much trouble.So be it.Don't worry about waiting for the day when you accidentally die. ——Kagu Tsugenshi thinks so.

At this moment, Kiyohiko appeared.

Literally speaking, he is like a gust of wind, blowing away the mist covering his face.Let the earth be open, let the sky be clear.

Of course, soon, Kagu Tsuyoshi discovered that this was a demonic wind...

"In short, I got the opportunity to talk with the Red King on an equal footing after dragging my tail in the middle of the painting." Kiyohiko said.

It was storming outside at this time.

The thunder was very loud, like a thousand people beating drums together.The sound of rain was also very loud, falling from the sky crackling, and the smell of rain was so strong that it was choking.

"Trailing the tail in the painting..." Irie Zhengyi supported the wall and complained: "Don't abuse other people's allusions casually."

Kiyohiko bumped his head into Irie Masaichi's stomach: "This is called tradition and change go hand in hand! ②"

Irie Masaichi coughed violently: "Understood! Please, Master Chiba, don't attack me casually next time!"

Qingyan raised his head: "Isn't this using the body to perform what is called going hand in hand?"

Irie Masaichi: "But there was only one head that hit me just now... Forget it, I didn't say it." Before Qingyan said something even more outrageous, he hurriedly made amends, and stiffly changed the topic: "Okay, it's time to go to the banquet, sir. Master Ye."

"Okay, let's go." Qing Yan said happily.

02.

When Qingyan came to the banquet hall, it was raining unstoppably.

There is a violent storm outside, and a luxurious dinner in the banquet hall. There is a strong contrast. When the goblets collide, there is a thunderclap, and the sound of the rain fluctuates when talking in low voices. It is a very interesting scene.

Just like that, Kiyohiko walked up to Kagu Tsu Xuanshi with the wine in his hand, and continued the day's conversation with him.

Because I know each other well, every sentence is the right medicine.

Because I know that the other party doesn't like falsehoods and submissive things, so I am quite straightforward while prescribing the right medicine.

"There are many interesting things in this world, and this is one of the motivations for my life." Kiyohiko said.

"What about other motivations?" Kagu Tsu asked Hyunshi.

Kiyohiko said with a smile, "I have a lover." Kagu Tzu Hyun made a face with dog food paste.

"There are many boring places in this world. I know many hypocritical people pointing at you from the moral high ground." Qing Yan said, "but you can also point at them from the moral high ground."

Kagu Du Xuan said: "I have a fart morality, don't you want to persuade me to do good things?"

Kiyohiko looked at the strong muscles under Kaguto Xuanshi's clothes, and touched his chin: "It's not a bad idea, do you know that there is a way to do good, code-named male Bodhisattva..."

Kaguto Xuanshi: ...?

Something is wrong with my intuition.

Qingyan: "And muscles are the greatest morality, you have such big muscles, right?"

Kagu Tsuyoshi couldn't help laughing: "What kind of evil theory is this?"

"Being logical and self-consistent is not a kind of life." Qing Yan said, shaking his wine glass.

The thunder continued to roar, the lightning made a passionate sound like cracking silk, and the sky and the earth were washed into chaos by the rain.

Kagu Tsu Hyunshi stood in front of the French window, watching the rain outside, and remained silent.

"Anyway, there are still many interesting things in this world." Kiyohiko said to Kaguzu, "Did you know that there is a mafia family in Italy called the Jesso family, and the dream of their boss is to destroy the world."

Kagu Du Xuan said: "Huh? What are you in the second year of middle school?"

Qingyan coughed: "Then he almost succeeded, and it's still very powerful."

Kagu Tsuen was stunned for a moment: "Almost destroyed the world?" He didn't ask whether it was true or not, he knew that Kiyohiko would not lie.

Kiyohiko said: "In fact, he was stopped by a middle school boy, and that boy had officially started training less than a year ago."

Kagu Tsuhyunshi couldn't help asking: "Is this really what happened in this world?"

Kiyohiko: "Yes, you can go to Italy to see that person, it's fun." It's one of Kiyohiko's plans to lure Kagu Tsugenshi's curiosity about the world with what happened on different sets.Then he continued: "As well as tennis balls that can hit black holes, how about a thousand-year-old ghost girl running around, and the sand sculpture boy is actually a sea king..."

Kagu Tsugenshi was listening carefully at first, but Kiyohiko said more and more strangely later: "Stop, I know what you mean."

"Well, it seems that you understand the meaning of this aspect." Qingyan continued: "If you talk about chicken soup for the soul, I think you can step down from the position of the Red King and travel around the world to see the scenery outside. "

Kaguzu Xuanshi glanced at Kiyohiko, in the bright lights of the banquet, against the background of thunderstorms, the corners of his lips were curved with a fierce taste: "Do you know what you are talking about?"

Seeing that the other party was so imposing, Qingyan also snorted coldly, activated the ability of [Slippery Fruit] on the spot, then grabbed the clothes that almost slipped off, and raised his jaw proudly: "Then you expect me to hear your words How do you respond? Said the Red King spared his life?"

Kaguzu Xuanshi stared at Kiyohiko like this: "You are very bold, and you can say things that normal people say after they are drunk."

"That's it." Qing Yan said neither humble nor overbearing: "I'm even more eloquent after drinking, I'll let you see today." At the end of his speech, his tone gradually became arrogant.

He spoke so confidently that Kagu even hinted that he was really looking forward to his appearance after being drunk.

If he said this at the beginning, there would have been a fight, but now he has gained some trust from Kagu Tsugenshi, so this way of speaking will only make Kagu Tsugenshi more interested in him.

Kiyohiko can still grasp this scale.After all, he jumps left and right in dangerous scenes where the scale is blocked every day.

The two clinked glasses and began to compete for alcohol.

While drinking, Qingyan continued to persuade: "If one person is bored, you can invite others to go together."

"I don't have that kind of person." Kagu Tsu Hyunshi said bluntly.

Qingyan stroked his chin and said: "Then call someone who hates you, oh, I heard that you and the King of Blue are at odds with each other, then tell the King of Blue that you will step down as the King of Red, and Hand over the sword of Damocles safely, on the condition that the King of Green also step aside and accompany you to travel around the world. The King of Blue is so responsible, he will definitely do that. In this way, you can enjoy the scenery during the tour Wouldn’t it be wonderful to admire his painful face while watching him.”

Kaguto Xuanshi: ...

This, this method is really cheap——! ! !

But, he, he was a little tempted.

If that's the case, that fellow Blue King Yu Zhang Xun will definitely be so painful that his face will contort.

I want to see how he, who has always been calm, breaks through the defense, and I feel excited just thinking about it!

Kagu Tsugenshi said that the balance in his heart began to tilt without limit.

In this way, Kiyohiko drank a lot of wine with Kagu Tsugenshi, the more Kiyohiko drank, the more silent he became, Kagu Tsugenshi smiled and said: "Didn't you say that after drinking, you talk like a mouthful?"

Qingyan opened his mouth and vomited, and said as he vomited, "Don't you want to give you a big one?"

Kaguto Xuanshi said: "..."

Was it literally eloquent?

Irie Zhengyi over there was almost frightened to death when he saw this scene, so he hurried up to apologize.

Qingyan continued to talk eloquently, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, this is exactly what the Red King wants to see, he said before that he was looking forward to it."

The corner of Irie's mouth twitched: "Really? Lord Red King." He looked suspiciously at Kagutsu Hyunshi, and began to think that although the other party looked cool, he didn't seem to be normal.

Kagutsu Hyunshi couldn't directly deny what he said, so he responded sullenly.

When Irie saw him, his eyes suddenly changed.

Kagudu Xuanshi: I am wronged.

But his overly cool personality made it inconvenient for him to speak out words of redress.

suffocated.

...In short, after the eloquence was over, Kiyohiko squinted at Kagutsu Hyunshi and said, "I have something nice to show you."

"If it's eloquence, there's no need for it." Kagu Tsu said.

"Not really, this is indeed an interesting thing, anyway, don't resist." Qingyan said.

Kagudu Xuan said: "Why?"

Qing Yan: "Oh, to deal with you like this—" His expression changed, and he became domineering: "I think you will definitely resist, because you don't have the guts! If you have the ability, let me try!"

Kagu Tsuyoshi was speechless: "You are too obvious..."

Qing Yan: "You can say that I won't succeed in aggressively fighting Facheng."

Kagu Tsu said, "Okay, I'm really aroused by you." Well, he really just likes this.

After negotiating with Kagu Tsugenshi, Kiyohiko opened the [Jinshan Ranger Modifier] and began to observe the data flow on Kagu Tsugenshi.

The data flow is very huge, so Qingyan couldn't find the data he wanted to modify for a while.

Kagu Tsuyoshi waited for a while and became impatient: "What are you looking at?"

"I'm watching you." Kiyohiko said, "Oh, I found it, it should be this data..." While talking, he activated his ability to modify that data. If he didn't expect it, that data should be Kagu Tsu The sword of Damocles that was revealed.

The result was as expected.

In the next second, Kagu Touxuan became a bald man.

Qingyan was taken aback: "What, does that number actually refer to the amount of hair?"

Kagu Tsuyoshi slowly put out a question mark: "That's why you told me not to resist?"

"Hahaha I'm sorry for making a mistake." Qingyan said, "Wait a minute, it will recover in 5 minutes."

Kagu was silent.

Kiyohiko kept telling various jokes to make time go faster, but it seemed that his boring jokes made time go slower.

After 5 minutes finally passed, Kiyohiko found the right number next time, and after successfully modifying the data, Kagu Tou Xuanshi immediately opened his eyes wide.

The pressure brought to him by the sword of Damocles completely disappeared, and he was just like an ordinary person at this moment, with no headache, no heavy feeling of being oppressed on his body, no noise, everything disappeared.

Everything around has become different because of this, the bright lights of the banquet, the sound of people drinking, the storm outside, lightning, thunder, everything is different.

The invisible glass covering him disappeared, and he could really see, hear, and touch.

At first, the changes gradually converged like water droplets, but soon, together with the violent storm outside, they washed away this world.

The thunder was so loud that it cracked the sky, the earth trembled, and the air was shocked.

And Kagu Hyunshi enjoys all of this quietly.

"It's roughly like this." Qing Yan didn't say much, just let him quietly feel the rare peace.

"A little sleepy." Kagu Tsu Xuanshi said suddenly.

He almost forgot this feeling.

It was noisy outside, but he felt extremely peaceful.

It has been a long time since I became the Red King, so long that I have forgotten the feeling of being an ordinary person.

"You can sleep for a while." Qingyan said, "I will change it for you every 5 minutes. If you don't resist, I can do it five or six times again. You can take a nap while you take the opportunity."

It has to be said that Qingyan's proposal is very tempting.

"No need." But Kagu Tsu Hyunshi simply refused: "I understand what you mean." I have to say that his self-control is terrifying.

"Did the Red King agree to me?" Qing Yan asked.

"Do you have to get an answer today?" Kagu Tsu Hyunshi asked.

"Isn't this striking while the iron is hot, old iron?" Qing Yan said.

"Who is your old man..." Kagu Tsuyoshi couldn't help being a little speechless, "Okay, tell Mori Ogai that I owe him a favor."

"Okay." Kiyohiko stretched out his hand happily, and Kagu Tsugenshi was forced to give him a high five.

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small theater:

first pa

Kiyohiko tries to escape, but is captured by Chuya Nakahara.

Qing Yan said deeply: People are like this, they will instinctively avoid the most fundamental problems until they have to face them.

Take off your pants after speaking.

Nakahara Chuya: ………

ps This sentence comes from the movie "Zero Focus" by Isshin Inudo

① Trailing tail in the painting Source: "Zhuangzi Qiushui" literally means that the tortoise crawls freely in the muddy water wagging its tail.The original intention is that it is better to live in seclusion and live in poverty than to be a minister and subject to the control of Juelu and punishment.

② Tradition and change go hand in hand. -LOL Karma lines