I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

It has been raining all night.

In Chuya Nakahara's office, Kiyohiko read the documents submitted today one by one, and then signed his name.

Nowadays, in the port mafia, Chiba Kiyohiko's name and Nakahara Chuya's name often appear together.

This feeling is very good.Kiyohiko thought.

The screen of the mobile phone is bright and dark, dark and bright.

He also sent messages in Intermittent and Central Plains.

Occasionally, I will receive photos taken by him. He is on the front line. The photos are basically streets full of corpses or a messy battlefield.

Or, his selfie from the angle of a straight man.

Oh yes, Nakahara is not good at taking selfies either, the angle of his selfie is from bottom to top, which is really embarrassing death angle.

"Anyway, there are still some subtle issues. In fact, this kind of thing is best left to Dazai. As for me..." His voice sounded distressed, "It requires too much brainstorming—you You know, I'm better at saying 'kneel down and taste the humiliation' to my opponent than intrigue."

Qing Yan: "I think your sentence is more subtle. But if this sentence is for me, I'm quite happy."

Nakahara Chuya: "...don't just talk nonsense just because I'm not around."

Qingyan: "Hey, you obviously said it first."

Nakahara Chuya: "Well, I will pay more attention to my wording in the future... Forget it, I'll cut people without saying a word. This is more suitable for me." His voice sounded a little depressed.

I always feel that after this kind of relationship, the teacher will show a childish side, and occasionally complain about his work or something.

It feels good.

Rain beat against the windows, and solitary passers-by walked quickly on the street.

"Teacher." Qing Yan pressed his face against the glass, and the white mist quickly spread from the part he stuck: "I miss you a little."

"Ah." Chuya Zhongya's voice came from the other end of the phone, "I won't be back for a while."

"Okay..." Qing Yan said.

"...Wait, what's that voice over there?" Nakahara asked.

Qing Yan replied: "My face is pressed against the window of your office, and I knock it with my teeth when I feel bored."

Nakahara Chuya: "What? What kind of action is this... Forget it, if you think this is interesting, then do it, and be careful not to knock your teeth."

Qingyan said: "Actually, I wrote my initials and yours on the glass, and then smashed it with my teeth. This is called knocking on this pair of CPs."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Is there anything new recently?" He changed the topic because he didn't know how to comment on Qingyan's words.

Kiyohiko replied: "I saw an Indian man who had no condom when he had a room, so he used superglue to seal his vagina to prevent pregnancy, and died in the end."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "I'm not interested in what's going on in this world, I'm only interested in your latest news." If Qing Yan were to say this type of words, he would talk for an hour, so he tried to use Qing Yan to like The way of expression shifted the topic to Kiyohiko.

The most recent matter... The most recent matter is only related to A, but this involves a wide range of aspects, it's better not to tell other members of Hong Kong and Black—Here, Qingyan is thinking from the perspective of work.He's pretty sensible about it.

"There are some things about Hong Kong and black, but it is inconvenient to tell the teacher right now, we can only talk about it after the matter is over." Qing Yan said, "As for other new things, only the love for the teacher will always be fresh. "

"Yeah." But I didn't expect Zhong Yuanzhong to respond calmly, "My feelings for you are also fresh, and they get deeper every day."

The rain outside was pattering.

Kiyohiko looked at the bustling Yokohama in the night rain, and suddenly thought of a sentence:

True love is not to love each other forever, but to fall in love with each other again and again.

02.

It rained from yesterday to early this morning, and the rain just stopped after Qing Yan finished his morning practice.Everything is wet outside, the air is fresh, as if everything has become better.

After the sun came out, it gave every cloud in the sky a silver light edge.

As usual, I had breakfast at Sawada's house.

Qing Yan said: "Recently, I am carrying out a secret mission."

Reborn: "Tell me."

Sawada Tsunayoshi asked: "Since it is a secret mission, is it okay to say it?"

Kiyohiko thought for a while: "It does matter, but I still want to say it. If I don't say it, I feel like my stomach is getting bigger. Look, my stomach is getting bigger." He lifted up his half-sleeve hem and showed it to Sawada Tsunayoshi his little belly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...It's because you eat too much!!!" There is no charming atmosphere in the words!Sure enough, Kiyohiko just regarded him as an ordinary friend—no, perhaps more sadly, he regarded him as a killer target.

Reborn sipped his coffee and said, "I've observed your diet. You eat too many carbohydrates. You should add more protein."

Qing Yan was serious: "Is there any problem with carbon-based organisms liking carbon water? I'm not an egg-based organism."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Your Chinese teacher will cry if you say some bad self-made words."

Qingyan: "That means she has a transparent heart and eyes that can shed tears, so she doesn't need to pray."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Uh, ah, gah."

Reborn couldn't listen anymore, and brought the topic back: "So what did you want to ask just now?"

Qing Yan replied: "It is an undercover mission. I don't know if I have won the trust of the other party. The other party must not fully trust me. Right now, I can only rely on shameless behavior to prevent the other party from suspecting."

Reborn: "From your tone of voice, you should have already made the initial approach."

Qingyan said: "Generally speaking, shouldn't it be smelling your breath? How do you use listening? Is this the synaesthesia that the teacher said?"

Reborn took out his pistol calmly: "Do you still want to listen to my instructions?"

Qing Yan: "Okay, okay, there was a loophole in your words just now, I just couldn't help but interject."

Reborn: "What kind of Indian are you."

Qingyan: "This is called Qingyan next door bullying me to be powerless."

Reborn: "Okay, this kind of age attack doesn't work for me, eloquent kid. You should be talking about Hong Kong gangsters. If the other party is a pure mafia, then you can treat it as casually as possible. If the cooperation is not pleasant, big It’s also okay to swear, which actually shows that you don’t seem to be deliberately trying to please the other party.”

Qing Yan: "I thought about this too, but what if this is also in the other party's expectation? The other party is also a smart person. This kind of prediction that I predicted your prediction of mine, one two three After four or five analyzes a bunch, in the end the only conclusion is to rely on feeling."

"Isn't that a good thing?" Reborn said. "What rude thing did you say to him?"

Qingyan: "That's too much, for example, I told him to eat shit."

Reborn: "...Then I don't think I need to point you out. Of course, we must pay attention to the art of language. We are civilized people. What's the difference between you and the punks on the street?"

Qing Yan: "It makes sense." He thought for a while, "The so-called art of swearing...for example, can you say that you are like a Lego toy?"

Even Reborn was taken aback this time: "What's the explanation?"

Qingyan explained: "Lego toys have holes in their heads, which are designed to prevent children from swallowing and getting stuck in their throats, so saying that the other party looks like a Lego toy means euphemistically scolding 'your head There's a hole' right."

Reborn: "Well... Generally, we call this kind of swearing that the other party doesn't understand as our spiritual victory method."

Qing Yan thought for a while, and then thought again: "Then scolding the other party is like a herring."

Reborn: "It stinks?"

Qingyan replied: "Herring communicates by farting, which means that the other party speaks like farting. And the first meaning must be understood by the other party. This is the so-called double curse method."

Reborn: "..."

Reborn: "...Well, I just found out that you changed the art of speaking directly to the art of swearing."

Kiyohiko touched his chin, feeling that he understood something in the communication with Reborn.

"I should have been more confident," he said.

Reborn hesitated to speak, and finally said: "Well, I hope you have enough fun with each other."

03.

Qingyan has already made up his mind on how to gain A's trust, and after discussing with Reborn, he feels very confident, and the next relationship can be said to be like a fish in water.

The two worked together to do some things one after another. A planned, and Qingyan was the thug. With Qingyan, A felt relieved to grab a few sites that he wanted long ago.

But on the bright side, we still have to go through the process from Mori Ogai.

"I don't understand why we have to go through this standard procedure every time." Sitting on the armrest next to A, Qingyan complained, "Obviously we are the ones who made the shots, and we are the ones who benefit in the end, but we have to waste all this time."

"Organizations need order to maintain, otherwise there will be chaos." A said.He refrained from asking 'when did you and I get along so well that you sat on the arm of my chair'.

"Then what's the difference between you and Mori Ogai." Kiyohiko pouted and patted A on the shoulder, but this was not an expression of agreement, because his next words were quite unfriendly: "Why should I usurp the throne for you?" ?”

There were vicious black flames burning in his eyes as he said this.

The change in Kiyohiko’s attitude made A completely forget about the question that just passed through his mind, and he replied very calmly: “Because Mori Ogai will not give privileges to others, but I will give you privileges, so you will help me. In addition I never said usurpation or anything like that, I just said that I would like to be higher if possible."

"And we are talking about this right now, isn't it? This may definitely become inevitable, if not, I would rather report you and BOSS for money." Qing Yan curled his lips like a mockery, and said in a light tone.He looks a bit like the blackened Nakahara Chuya.

A smiled, with a confident smile: "You won't."

"Oh? Why not?" Qingyan asked.

"When you say something like this, it means you won't do it." A said, "I know you, Chiba-kun, what hides under your funny sand sculpture appearance is your madness and indifference. You will Everyone is regarded as a toy. Many times when you look at me with that look, I even suspect that you are not from this world. You often joke that you are a god, I know, you really think so from the bottom of your heart As if he came from a high latitude, he stared at the world indifferently."

Qingyan gasped after hearing this: "You really know how to make up your mind."

A's voice is full of fanaticism: "Yes, look, you have started to speak in this tone again, and with this look in your eyes, this is your wonderful disguise for yourself. You and I are destined to meet here, and you are destined to help me, You have no choice but to help me, because the void will swallow you, right?"

Qing Yan couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

When he was acting in front of A, he told himself 'I am in the anime world, and all the characters in front of me are anime characters', and then quickly entered the state.

In this state, his facial expressions and language are different from usual.

For a smart person like A, he can naturally make up some crazy things.

Coupled with the fact that cleverness is mistaken by cleverness, it has become what it is now.

Although it was the result of his deliberate deliberation, it still feels... too subtle.

In the past, I would do two in front of others, and others would do it once in front of me. This is different from the situation of Yinzhu. This feeling, hiss...

A continued: "So how could you report me for money? If you hadn't asked Nakahara, I think you would be very happy to see me and Mori Ogai take Hong Kong and Black and the whole of Yokohama as the stage. , Let's fight like crazy."

A's words are very flavorful, and in just a few words, the bloody opera of the five cadres and the Hong Kong black boss killing each other has been outlined.

If he hadn't known the 'plot' in advance, Qingyan might really be a little excited.

But in fact, the gap between A and Mori Ogai... um... How should I put it, Kiyohiko couldn't help scratching his head.

—Let him have a good dream first.

"How should I put it... Excuse me, I don't think you are as good as Mori Ogai, but you have a good disguise, so Mori Ogai has never known about you, and you can't fight him head-on. You just have to I will slowly lay an ambush, and wait until I am 100% sure. If I tell him about you, you and him will immediately have a direct confrontation. Isn’t this possibility very interesting?” Qing Yan lightly pointed his finger Tapping on A's shoulder, the wicked smile on his face widened, "I'm just looking for more fun." After he finished speaking, he felt like an entertainment dealer.

"He's just a doctor, but I'm a gambler." A said calmly: "Gamblers are very ruthless, they can put anything on the scale, including yourself, and you, Chiba-kun. You've told me enough, do you think I haven't planted a bomb on you?"

"But I think that I am a god. In this world, gods can do whatever they want②." Qing Yan said, "It can even be said that they can do whatever they want, the idiom Solitaire!"

A: "?"

He didn't turn his head for a moment.

After all, saying this in a tense atmosphere... most people are not so neat.

"Don't be too arrogant, A." Qingyan's fingers paused, and a wild and twisted smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "The truth is often not so interesting, just like the scientific name of the other shore flower is Lycoris, wow, you only know it? It’s actually called Lycoris!—Now the initiative is in my hands, tell me your value. Bring me some fun, if you have it. Otherwise, I’m going to find it myself.”

Qing Yan's words were like a ghost convulsion, one after another.

But this way of speaking can really make people confused.

After all, no one wants their enemies to be crazy.

A hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I will show you my hard work over the years, don't tell me."

After he said these words, Qingyan's aura was forever lowered by three points.

10 minute later.

Kiyohiko rushed into Mori Ogai's office refreshed: "BOSS! BOSS! BOSS!"

Mori Ogai quickly hid Alice: "What's wrong?" If Kiyohiko saw this scene, he would probably have to talk for a year.

"I know A's secret!" Qingyan said.

Mori Ogai: "Tell me."

Qingyan said: "He has collected the information of all the cadres in Hong Kong and black! He clearly knows your abilities! Speaking of Boss, your ability is called sex life, which is too fraudulent and fraudulent. I was stunned and almost collapsed. ..."

Mori Ogai: "...you can continue to comment on your boss's abilities, if you think your current behavior is very appropriate."

"Okay." Qing Yan said, "The so-called gossip is used to entertain people ③ other than the parties involved, and I still understand that."

Mori Ogai: "...Hehe, I think A's intention to collect these materials is not for gossip."

Qing Yan: "He is trying to replace you. He said that you are just a mere doctor and he is a gambler."

Mori Ogai smiled: "But I'm really just a mere doctor, what do you think of Kiyohiko-kun?"

Qing Yan: "Okay, mere doctor, I think he should be dealt with as soon as possible, and his information should be recovered."

Mori Ogai: Hmm... I really dare to call it that... But, hey, forget it.

Mori Ogai: "Continue."

Qingyan: "I think that since he can be fooled into that by a rookie like me, a smart enemy will surely be able to fool him casually in the future, and he will definitely be as stupid as he is now. Show the other side that being in the hands of troublesome people is double trouble. I know you may already know his ambitions, but see him as a double-edged sword that can be used, but I think he has violated the basic interests of Hong Kong and black people now Yes, we can have no underpants, but we must have a bottom line."

Mori Ogai: "Well... underpants are also needed under normal circumstances."

Qing Yan: "The boss is really greedy, but as a boss, you must be greedy."

Mori Ogai: "...No, I think normal humans have such a judgment. And Chiba-kun is already very good, not a rookie."

Qingyan continued: "Okay, thank you for your praise, I will continue. Looking at his every move, I don't think he will bring prosperity to Hong Kong and black. Boss, although you are just a mere doctor, don't look at it." Bian himself, you are with the Hong Kong blacks, your interests are the interests of the Hong Kong blacks, you are the Hong Kong blacks themselves, I very much agree with this. Of course, my words are not blasphemy to you, when people enter the Hong Kong blacks At that time, you will no longer have the intention of gangsters in Hong Kong."

Mori Ogai: "..."

Should he be moved by Kiyohiko's words?

Mori Ogai: "I am very satisfied with what you said. It would be great if you said something without extra details."

Qing Yan: "There is no way, let me say it smoothly, who told me to grow luxuriantly."

Mori Ogai: "...All right."

Qing Yan: "I suggest to act immediately, let me execute the other party."

Mori Ogai asked, "Did he offend you?"

Kiyohiko was right, Mori Ogai knew about A's disloyalty, but he didn't know that A had studied other people's abilities so deeply.

Then A really deserves to die.

However, being murderous doesn't mean running over to kill the other party right away. Generally speaking, it's all about planning. After all, the other party is also a top five cadre, and Qing Yan was too eager.

Qing Yan shook his head: "No, actually getting along with him is very pleasant, I only want to do this because..." Qing Yan thought for a while, and said: "Just... I really want to kill him."

Killing such an important person, it is estimated that you can get a lot of life.Kiyohiko thought.

Mori Ogai: "Um...want to kill him?"

Qing Yan replied honestly: "I feel that after killing him, the quality of my life can rise to a higher level."

Mori Ogai: ...

Qing Yan continued to answer: "After killing him, I won't have to talk about it for a while."

Mori Ogai: "..."

I always feel that sometimes this subordinate really has a puzzling perversion.

Mori Ogai: "Since this is what you want, then I will entrust this task to you."

Qingyan: "There is another reason. The teacher is coming back soon from a business trip. If the teacher knows some of what I said, it will be very embarrassing..."

Mori Ogai felt a little gritty: "Okay, I understand."

well.Some lives are unbearable.