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01.

After the Black Lizard intervened in the incident, the quest flow went even faster.

"So Mr. A, are you a little unpopular in the organization?" Qing Yan said, holding the approved documents and putting them into the shredder next to him.

There is still a smile on A's face: "There is no such thing, everyone is just following the procedure."

Qingyan: "But we are a gangster after all, not a big company, but even if it is a big company, many process links will not wait until the last second for approval... Now it is so introverted." Qingyan put the shredder box Pull it apart, throw the paper scraps inside into another machine and set it on fire.

A suddenly sighed: "Maybe there are some, after all, it is not a secret how I became a Hong Kong gangster cadre. It is normal for other people to not understand my behavior of spending money to buy a position."

Qing Yan: "Money can make ghosts grind. This law applies to both the light world and the dark world. I think there is nothing wrong with Mr. A's behavior. Oh, by the way, I don't mean that the boss is an old ghost, nor does it mean that he He is a dead ghost, after all, I am not qualified to call him a dead ghost."

Listening to Qingyan's words becoming more and more outrageous, A couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly interrupted Qingyan: "Thank you for your understanding."

Kiyohiko lifted the lid and confirmed that the scraps of paper were incinerated into ashes, "Speaking of which, it is not safe to burn these documents directly, after all, it may have the ability to restore the ashes, so the safest way is to eat them Drop it, so it's a completely different shape. Reminds me of cat poop coffee."

A, who was drinking coffee, put down his cup and explained: "The civet cat itself will eat the ripest and sweetest coffee beans, so the original quality of the coffee beans in cat poop coffee is very guaranteed, and the coffee beans will be fermented in the cat's stomach. There is a peculiar aroma, you can't simply see this as coffee drawn by a cat, this is an elegant and noble coffee."

Qingyan nodded: "So that's it, it's the coffee that was pulled out after going through various processes."

A:...

You might as well not say it.

Kiyohiko: "Speaking of which, there are things like shit coffee, bird shit coffee, squirrel shit coffee, etc. In this context, wouldn't it be an 'elegant and noble' way of greeting to call someone 'eating shit? "

He doesn't have a soft spot for coffee that involves cruelty to animals.

Then he looked at A with piercing eyes. In order to avoid hearing that sentence, A had to quickly change the subject: "The approval has been issued, and the location of the other party's base is known. Are you planning to carry out missions with Black Lizard?"

"Well, then I'll go see the boss." Qing Yan said.

Ten minutes later, Kiyohiko walked into Mori Ogai's office and explained the mission to Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai asked, "Are you going to perform this mission with that kid from Akutagawa?"

Kiyohiko nodded: "Yes, I plan to carry out this mission with Akutagawa."

Mori Ogai: "Well... Akutagawa is a very good boy, but he may not be easy to get along with."

Kiyohiko: "Oh, Boss, the relationship between Akutagawa and I is very...very strong. Speaking of which, I thought you knew about it."

Mori Ogai replied with a smile: "After confirming that you are an excellent member of Hong Kong and Black, I will not continue to collect information on you. This is my trust in excellent subordinates."

"I see." Qing Yan nodded, "Should I say something?"

Mori Ogai made a "please" gesture.

Qingyan thought for a while, then lowered his head shyly: "Please don't pretend to be nice to me, I'm stupid, I'll take it seriously."

Mori Ogai: "..."

Mori Ogai: "...It's not a fake, don't worry."

Qingyan: "Okay, then the boss, shall I go first?"

Mori Ogai raised his hand to his ear: "Don't forget this."

Kiyohiko looked at the movement of Mori Ogai's arm, thought for a while, and guessed: "Are you trying to tell me that most people's earlobes and nipples are on the same straight line?"

Mori Ogai:? ? ?

Mori Ogai: "I want to say, keep in touch at any time."

Qingyan: "Okay, I just subconsciously thought of this cold knowledge. After all, the action you just made, BOSS, is too similar, so I'll go first."

Mori Ogai: "You go."

Qing Yan turned and left.

So are most people's earlobes and nipples really in the same straight line?

Mori Ogai thought this way, he didn't know this as a doctor, so he stretched out his arm and started gesturing.

Qingyan suddenly opened the door again and probed: "Boss, I guess you are experimenting with this theory now."

Mori Ogai: "...you hurry up."

MDZZ.

Fortunately, he didn't point to his mouth, otherwise this guy would probably open his innocent eyes wide and say in shock: 'Boss, are you asking me for a kiss? '

Why.How did that kid in Zhongye endure him? Speaking of which, Zhongye is also the reason why he stayed in Hong Kong and Hei. I always feel that Zhong also paid too much for Hong Kong and Hei.

It really paid off both body and soul.

Then raise Zhongye's salary and benefits a bit more, and I believe other cadres will have no objections.

Mori Ogai thought.

I don't know if this is a blessing in disguise or double happiness for Zhongye in the Central Plains.

02.

After Qing Yan came to the headquarters of the Black Lizard, he began to shake people.

After detecting the enemy's intelligence, Kiyohiko thought that it would be fine for him and Akutagawa Ryunosuke to go alone, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke himself had no objections.

Kiyohiko looked at the map and said enthusiastically, "Then let's implement the infiltration plan, Akutagawa."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded: "Okay."

Guangjin Liulang next to him asked, "What is the specific plan?"

Qingyan snapped his fingers, and his spirits were high: "Kill everyone, and you can complete the perfect infiltration. Assassins can't live without the unparalleled mode, just like social quotations can't live without flower hands."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke actually started to consider this possibility.

Guangjin Liulang couldn't help but support his forehead, "Well, isn't it a little too hasty? If you can catch prisoners, try to catch prisoners as much as possible."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt that this sentence made sense.

"Okay." Qing Yan said, "I was going to try the sneaking method of the classic assassin game."

Guangjin Liulang: "You're joking again." He actually understood this sentence.

Qing Yan: "Laugh."

Guangjin Liulang:?

Qingyan: "I said 'laugh' again."

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

It was really cold.

03.

Today's fog is very heavy, and you can see the whole city submerged in the fog from a high place, as if in the ocean.The tops of the tall buildings are exposed, like small islands.

Qingyan knocked on the door with the pizza in his arms, and then said into the intercom: "The pizza you ordered has arrived, please open the door to check and accept it."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke next to him was wearing the same delivery clothes as Kiyohiko, he was a little embarrassed: "Do you need to do this?"

Kiyohiko replied: "It is necessary, don't worry, I have a lot of experience in stabbing people with pizza."

Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?

"Although it didn't succeed even once." Qing Yan said.

This time it's Akutagawa Ryunosuke's turn? ? ?up.

Qing Yan: "But everything is difficult at the beginning, don't worry."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "That's true. It was difficult when I said those words to Mr. Dazai for the first time, but now it's very smooth."

Qing Yan: "So when I go in, I will open their heads, and it will be done. Everything is difficult at the beginning."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke:? ! ? !

Here they speak strange language, and someone inside answers the visual doorbell: "Pizza? Which of you ordered pizza?"

Qing Yan moved his face to the camera, and then held up the pizza: "Please open the door quickly, the workers are in a hurry to send them home, please be considerate."

The faces of Kiyohiko and Akutagawa Ryunosuke are very deceptive. Normal people would not expect gang members to be so young and immature. In fact, except for these "main plot characters", most of the gang members have grown up. They are all gangsters, Qingyan discovered this, and took advantage of it happily.

The other party actually opened the door for Kiyohiko and Akutagawa Ryunosuke without vigilance, and the two walked in with a pizza. Kiyohiko looked at the people in the room and showed a bright smile: "Hello, this is a fast, cheap and fast Rest assured God Kiyohiko. ①This is my partner, the violent boss, the dark god of your nightmares!"

He pulled out two guns from the pizza box and smiled wildly: "Excuse me, do you have any last words now? Please accept my full service after you finish speaking."

Akutagawa: "..."

Akutagawa had no choice but to pull out the Rashomon from his crotch, preparing for the battle.

The enemy was stunned after hearing this string: "Are you from Hong Kong gangsters? Why would Hong Kong gangsters send lunatics who call themselves gods?"

Qing Yan said: "Because I am not just a second-rate player in Hong Kong and Hei. To deal with people like you, it is enough for me to go up."

"It really is a madman full of arrogant words."

The other party said so, then waved and fired.

"Bang bang bang-"

There were continuous gunshots, the smell of gunpowder, and bullet casings falling to the ground.

Kiyohiko stood in front of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, lifted his pants and activated the highest-level ability of [Slippery Fruit], and all the bullets slid out of his bare skin.

At the same time, he is also doing various bodybuilding movements, just like Yinzhu Yuhao Tianyuan's muscle mouse.

The other party stared at Qing Yan's posture dumbfounded: "Are you a pervert?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was so shy that he covered Kiyohiko's bare upper body with Rashomon.

Qingyan shouted: "Is this the dark celestial demon armor!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke couldn't help but whispered: "What a silly name." This is a move he just made, and he hasn't named it yet.

Then Kiyohiko, who was entangled with Rashomon, posed a pose, and said proudly: "I'm not a pervert, I'm a god! ②"

……

It's very embarrassing anyway.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought about it, and thought that Rashomon should be the main attack, so he untied Rashomon from Kiyohiko's body and started to attack.

"Damn! Is this turning a blind eye to my performance?" Qing Yan didn't have time to pick up the clothes on the ground and put them on, so he entered the posture of Shura opening the box, let the blue flames wrap around his body, and then started to fight.

The enemy has powerful supernatural beings, but they are not Qing Yan's opponents at all.

Qingyan said harsh words while fighting: "Hmph, look at how long your own downshift is, and how strong your enemy is! ③"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was very depressed after hearing these cruel words.

With the cooperation of the two, they crushed the enemy's temporary base all the way, and finally met the enemy leader, who shouted: "Don't kill me, A——"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stopped immediately, but he didn't expect Kiyohiko to finish him directly.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was taken aback.

Qing Yan explained: "He has seen my body, so he can't let him live."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly felt that it made sense, "Yes, but did you hear that? He mentioned A at the end."

Kiyohiko said: "Maybe he wants to sing 'Hey~~~~Ya~~~~~/In another ten years/We are still living today/④"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Huh?"

Qingyan: "Well, that's it."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Kiyohiko left the base in a daze, went back to write a report, and fully told Mori Ogai what happened.

And Qingyan went back to find A and told him that the matter should have been resolved.

A: "That's it, Chiba-kun has worked hard, to express my gratitude..."

"Just play mahjong with me." Qingyan was still thinking about extracting life from A.

A: "...OK."

Kiyohiko said: "Speaking of which, Akutagawa and I were planning to capture a prisoner, but he actually seemed to be singing the song "Ouch". He shot A in the head and killed him."

A was stunned for a moment, looked into Qingyan's eyes seriously, and asked, "Do you really not know what he wants to say?"

Qingyan thought for a while, and suddenly put on a wicked smile: "Is what he wants to say important? He is a dead person now. And Mr. A, you are one of the top five cadres, second only to the BOSS."

A smiled: "You are right, the five cadres are second only to Hong Kong gangsters."

The two looked at each other, smiling one and the other, as if everything was in silence.

Then A said: "So, what is your wish?"

Qingyan thought for a while, and in order to win A's trust, he opened his mouth and said, "Mr. A, you should understand what I want." After he finished speaking, he showed eyes full of explicit lust.

A's smile faded slightly: "You want it, Chuya Zhongyuan?"

There is a dark flame burning in Qingyan's eyes: "Why do I have to live in a well-behaved manner? I am already so strong, why do I have to follow some rules? Why do I have to play love games with him like an ordinary student? I want more, I want him making pitiful noises under me, I want him locked in the basement so he can only see me, I want him to be alone in the world, I want to hurt him Looking at his crying body, humming, hehehe..." He showed a contorted and intoxicated expression: "And I know I can do it."

04.

Mori Ogai looked at the report submitted by Akutagawa, wondering why Kiyohiko suddenly silenced him.

He knew that he could directly call Qingyan over to ask, but he didn't want to face him directly.

When he was struggling, Qingyan sent a message:

"Hey boss, there is indeed a problem with A. After sacrificing the teacher's chastity, I successfully broke into the enemy's interior! Wait for me to investigate it for you!"

Mori Ogai: "..."

Well, this guy is pretty active.

But what does it mean to sacrifice Chuya's chastity and reputation? What kind of complicated words are these... Forget it, he doesn't want to know.