I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Purgatory Kyojuro in women's clothing looks quite glamorous.

Purgatory Kyojuro already has bright eyes and dignified facial features. After putting on the women's clothing that matches his color, combined with his brilliant hair color and eye color, the feeling of red and gold is quite suitable for Yoshiwara Hanamachi, and there is an inexplicable It has a quite dignified aura.

In Yoshiwara, when a guest wins the favor of the oiran, that guest can no longer patronize other wandering girls, unless he pays a large sum of money to terminate the relationship with the oiran, otherwise this is disrespect for the oiran and the rule of Yoshihara trample.

In contrast, the oiran can have multiple guests.

Now Purgatory Xingshourou is sitting there very dignifiedly, with that imposing manner, that gaze, and that posture, it makes people feel that if they can become friends with such a beautiful and, uh, upright wandering girl, then it is reasonable to sever contact with other people what should be done.

What's even better is that because Kiyohiko forbids him to open his mouth to laugh haha, so when Purgatory Xingjurou controls himself to purse his lips and smile, he actually has a charming feeling of patience.

It can be seen clearly that Yan stomps jiojio and exclaims that Juezi almost didn't inhale the storm.

"Young man Qingyan! Why are you teasing me all the time!"

As a result, the act of stomping jiojio was interrupted by Purgatory Xingshoulang.

With the idea of ​​finishing this stalk at once, Qingyan said: "You are really serious." Then he thought for a while: "Speaking of the first man, the most famous one is Charles I①. Speaking of which, those ghosts They're all pretty low, and the ghosts below are good ghosts..." He rambled on for a while.

"I don't understand what Qingyan boy is talking about!" Purgatory Xingshoulang said: "But of course we will cut off the heads of all ghosts!"

"Aww." Qing Yan responded and continued to do business, putting on makeup for himself.

After seeing the all-powerful beauty of Purgatory Xingshoulang, he felt that he couldn't compete with Purgatory Xingshoulang in terms of beauty, so he highlighted Xiaojiabiyu's temperament when making up.

If you can't dump the country, let's just dump one person.Qingyan's imagination was running wild while drawing.

Yumo Tianyuan was very satisfied with Qingyan's results, but of course he didn't act like he was extremely shocked or impatient. is absolutely unambiguous.

He brought Kiyohiko and Purgatory Anjuro to Yoshihara Yukaku, and easily sold them to the target Kyogokuya and Ogimotoya respectively, and even sold them for a lot of money.

Kiyohiko went to Kyogokuya, and because he bought it at a high price and looked very promising from the outside, he was treated very well—specifically, after talking to him, his mother made a tailor-made one for him. pile of courses.

Kyogokuya already has Waraji, the oiran, but who would think that their products are too small?So Kyogokuya's mother-san hopes to make Kiyohiko the second oiran of Kyogokuya.

As for Fern Ji... Fern Ji's temper is terrible, and sometimes her strength is amazing. Everyone in the Kyogoku House, including the boss and the proprietress, is afraid of her.But now Kyogokuya has no other choice. If Warabi Ji leaves, then Kyogokuya will not be able to survive.If a second oiran can appear at Kyogokuya, then they might be able to get rid of Warabi.

This is Mama-san's idea.

There are a lot of courses, including poetry books, dances, musical instruments, tea ceremony... all kinds of things, Qing Yan's head is dizzy.

It's not easy being a geisha.

In addition, walking posture should also be trained.Walking in [-]cm high wooden clogs is a technical job. The first training step is the eight-character oiran step. The eight-character oiran step is very slow, imitating the graceful movement of a goldfish wagging its tail, but Kiyoko only felt that his ankles were so sore.

If this continues, there is no time for investigation.

At the end of one day's class, Qingyan went to his mother Sang: "Mom Sang, can I have less lessons?"

"No." Mama Sang refused straight away, but after all, Qingyan was probably the future oiran, so she explained: "You are very beautiful and have a bright future in the future. But you should know that you want to keep a man's heart , Appearance alone is not enough.”

Qingyan thought about it, and felt that he could rely on his appearance for a living but let others not notice the existence of his beautiful appearance, which meant that he had a lot of connotation.

So he said very confidently: "Mom-san, all geisha know these things, and I can't be better than them if I learn these things from now on, so it's better to let me play to my strengths."

Mom Sang was very surprised: "Could it be that you know other talents and musical instruments?"

Qing Yan blurted out: "Are you planning to retreat?"

Mama Sang: "...?"

Qingyan changed his words: "I will play the suona for the guests?"

Mom Sang: "?"

Mama Sang: "This... Suona is also an ancient musical instrument, but it seems too powerful... Do you know anything else?"

As expected of Kyogokuya's mother-san, she has a wide range of knowledge, and she knows the suona musical instrument.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and said seriously: "I can still steal things from guests."

What he was talking about was the skill of [God's Left Hand].

Mom Sang: "?"

Mom Sang: "Did I hear wrong, what did you just say?"

Seeing Mama Sang's ferocious face, Qingyan couldn't help but become serious, and added in a hurry: "I'm talking about stealing the hearts of customers."

Mom Sang was amused by Qing Yan: "You are quite humorous, kid. All geishas want to steal the hearts of customers, and what I teach you is how to steal the hearts of customers."

Qing Yan thought for a while, and replied: "I am very good-looking, so I can steal the other party's heart."

Mama Sang shook her head: "But it's not enough."

Qingyan: "Hmph, Mama-san, I think you underestimate the power of looks."

Mom Sang smiled: "Then tell me about the power of looks."

Qingyan replied calmly: "Do you know what it means to stay together? It means that two people can stay together only by their looks."

Mom Sang: "..."

Mama-san gasped.

A few seconds later, her face was a little old: "Humor is a good thing, but if you have to be humorous to the point of talking about mancai (cross talk), it will lose a lot of appeal."

Is this the so-called funny man without love?

Unexpectedly, Mama Sang saw it so thoroughly.

Qing Yan: "Okay, actually, I still have a trick."

Looks like he's going to have to pull out his trump card!

Mom Sang: "Tell me."

Qingyan said solemnly: "I undress quickly." He was very proud when he said this, if it wasn't for the wrong gender, he would have liked to show it to the proprietress on the spot.

This is exactly the ability of [Slippery Fruit]!

Mama San: ...

Hard, fist hard.

In the end, mother Sang very severely rejected Qing Yan's request to take a few less classes, and added another speaking etiquette to Qing Yan's class.

Before leaving, Mama Sang suddenly said: "By the way, there is one more thing, you must remember, otherwise I will not collect your body if you die." She said this with a very serious expression, to the point of viciousness.

"What's the matter, Mama-san." Qingyan asked.

Mother Sang said very carefully: "Don't mess with Fern Ji."

Kiyohiko thought for a while, and replied: "I just came to Kyogokuya, so I won't mess with Warakohime Oiran."

Mom Sang repeated: "You must remember this, you understand?"

Qingyan restrained his messy expression, and said seriously: "I remember, Mama-san."

Fern Ji is a pseudonym, she is Lu Luo Ji, the first string in the Twelve Ghost Moons.

Looks like Mama-san knows something.

On the first day when he came to Kyogokuya, Kiyohiko spent all kinds of lessons, rested in the second half of the night, and at noon the next day, Kiyohiko, Umo Tengen, and Purgatory Kyojuro met on the roof of Yuguo.

Qingyan described his experience, and finally said: "As a result, many courses were arranged for me, and I didn't have much time to investigate. Brother Purgatory, where are you?"

Purgatory Xingjulang: "Hahaha, my mother-san also arranged a lot of lessons for me, and I studied them seriously, but after I accidentally broke three shamisen, she seemed to have given up on this idea."

Qingyan complained: "Can this thing be broken by accident..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang said seriously: "The teacher said to concentrate and concentrate on the fingers, so subconsciously... ah, I'm so sorry!"

Yu Mao Tianyuan was a little speechless: "Don't forget your identity, Purgatory."

Purgatory Xingshourou: "Recently, Yuguo has indeed gone missing a lot of people intermittently. There is indeed a faint ghostly aura in the Ogimoto house. I plan to investigate during the day."

Yu Mao Tianyuan nodded: "Is there a result so soon? You deserve it."

Kiyohiko interrupted: "This is the result of the joint promotion of our multiple forces. Tanjiro was the one who decided on Ogimotoya at first. In addition, I must have discovered it. Kyogokuya's mother-san seems to be very afraid of the oiran Warahime. I'm skeptical. She lives in a shady room. She almost never shows up during the day, and only appears at night. She is feared by many people. There are signs that she may have problems. I feel that the mother of Kyogoku House knows something What, Tian Yuan, why don't you make a fool of yourself?"

Yuhao Tianyuan's appearance is quite outstanding, and he is also very good at talking, so he has the potential to become a woman's friend.

Qingyan felt that it would be no problem for him to use the beauty trick to make a fool of himself.

Yu Mao Tianyuan nodded: "No problem, I'll go right away."

They are all practical people, and they are not interested in grinding.

Purgatory Xingjulang: "Then how is Kiyohiko's class? Can you drop the class?"

Qingyan: "It's not easy to push. I tried to convince my mother that I can serve people with sex directly instead of learning those things, but unfortunately, my mother wants me to have connotations."

These words made Purgatory Xingshoulang laugh out loud: "Young man Qingyan is already very connotative, so much so that I even overlook that young man Qingyan is very good-looking!"

Qingyan was speechless: "I don't think you're praising me." After a pause, he said, "But I also think what Mommy Sang said is reasonable, the incident in the town of Guanxi tells us that meat compensation can't solve the problem②, It’s such a fascinating story.”

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Hahaha, hahaha..."

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Okay, don't laugh, since we found the clue, let's investigate separately."

Purgatory Xingshou Lang: "I suggest evacuating the people from Yoshiwara Youguo first, I am worried that it will bring disasters to ordinary people after making a fuss."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "But I'm afraid they won't evacuate until nothing happens."

The Ghost Killing Squad is not an organization recognized by the government, so it doesn't have much energy in this regard.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and said: "Leave this to me, Tian Yuan will go to set the routine first, and I will contact Hong Kong and Hei... It seems that the decisive battle is coming sooner than I thought."

After the three made a decision, they split up.

The Hong Kong and black side contacted the Yoshihara government, and there was an official and black collusion to evacuate the crowd on the grounds of infectious diseases.

Because this was the first official contact with the Demon Slayer Squad, Mori Ogai sent Chuya Nakahara here on purpose.

In fact, there is also the intention of asking Qingyan to speak well for Hong Kong gangsters in front of the Ghost Killing Team. After all, everyone in Hong Kong gangsters knows the close relationship between Nakahara Chuya and Qingyan.

But they didn't know how close they were.

The result is--

Nakahara Nakaya was almost dumbfounded looking at Kiyohiko who was dressed as a geisha, and his big breasts.

"You bastard—what's the matter?"

Qingyan smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this, a man disguised as a woman and sneaked into You Guo?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...I can still see this."

Qing Yan calmly replied: "What's so strange, men and dogs are both, if you don't see each other in two or three days, you will be too old to know each other." ③ After he finished speaking, he still puffed up his chest, looking quite proud.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "I didn't mean that. When you answered my question, you also derived other obscene meanings. You are worthy of it."

Qingyan: "Well, it's actually like this." He took the initiative to show his shoulders halfway, and unbuttoned his kimono, exposing his chest.Zhong Yuanzhong could also very intuitively see two hands growing out of Qing Yan's chest, curled up together, so that through the clothes, he thought Qing Yan was a beautiful woman with big breasts.After taking off his clothes, this scene was almost invisible: "Teacher, you know, I can grow hands anywhere on my body. This is the so-called hiding one hand." He said proudly, "So don't worry, teacher, do all kinds of things. I have hidden all these things, so I won’t be in danger.”

Nakahara Chuya: "I've always been quite at ease with you, the problem is that now I'm not at ease about my future..."