I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

After confirming to go to Yoshiwara Flower Street together, in the next few days, Kiyohiko spent most of his time with Umo Tengen and Purgatory Kyojuro.

In addition to the two of them, Tanjiro's trio will of course also be brought along. At this stage, they'd better not miss any big battles, after all, they still expect Tanjiro to defeat Mimi with the Breath of the Sun in the future.

Umo Tengen expressed dissatisfaction with Tanjiro and his team's joining: "Since there are a few of us here, there is no need to let them join. If you need to help, just call a few female players."

If it is Huajie, it is indeed more appropriate to ask the female team members to come together.

Kiyohiko was serious: "Tanjirou and the others can also dress up as women."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "...well, since you said so.

"Also, I have worked with Tanjiro several times, and I am very optimistic about his potential. He is a man of bushido spirit, and he will become a pillar sooner or later." Kiyohiko continued.

Yu Mao Tianyuan was a little surprised: "Really?"

So Kiyohiko called Tanjiro over. Tanjiro had already known about Yoshihara Hanamachi in advance, and he was happy to participate.Zuihei Inosuke is the type who fights whenever there is a fight. As for my wife Zenitsu, Kiyohiko told him that if he doesn't stand up, then innocent female players will be involved. In addition——

"If you don't participate this time, Tanjiro and Inogu will participate in this mission together. After they fight side by side, they will have a tacit understanding. You should still not participate in the next major mission. Since you don't participate this time, there is no reason to participate next time." Right? Their tacit understanding will become more and more, and they will gradually leave you alone."

"I'm participating!!!" My wife Shanyi almost screamed out this sentence.

"Qiyohiko, do you have anything to do with me?" Zamon Tanjiro greeted Kiyohiko happily, and then bowed slightly to Otozu Umo Tengen: "Otozhu-sama."

"It's about Huajie." Qing Yan said, "Yinzhu has some doubts about your participation."

Kamado Tanjiro immediately said: "Although I am weak now, I..."

"Weakness is the problem." Yu Mao Tianyuan said, "Weakness is everything. With this premise, the words behind 'but' are not important at all."

"In fact, there are many kinds of strengths." Qingyan said nonsense, "For example, Yin Zhu is the fastest man in the Ghost Killing Team..."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "???"

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Wait a minute, what do you mean I am the fastest man in the Ghost Slayer Squad?"

Kiyohiko replied: "Aren't you the fastest in the Demon Slayer Squad?"

Yuhao Tianyuan: "That's right..."

Qingyan: "Okay, Yin Zhu is the fastest man in the Ghost Slayer Squad, and Kiyohiko is the fastest man among the peripheral members of the Demon Slayer Squad. Once, the Lord asked us to run around, and he and I ran to the front. Are you running away? I was embarrassed at first, but Yinzhu said that Qingyan is so beautiful, what should I do if you snatch her away later. Immediately, the Zhumen exploded."

Yumen Tianyuan:? ? ?

Good guy, after seeing Wu Mi, I call him an expert, I wish I could give you the position of ghost king, and let you blow up all the pillars.

Yuhao Tianyuan: ...? ? ?

Kiyohiko: "That's what it means to blow up literature. ... Oh, of course what I mean is that strength is not only physical strength, but also strength at all levels."

Tanjiro was horrified and inexplicable when he heard it beside him. Is it a kind of strength to make people thunder? ...But if you can stun the enemy for a moment in battle, it is indeed a very powerful force...

"What is this and what?" Umo Tengen rolled his eyes, and then turned to Tanjiro: "Kihiko said you are a person with a lot of samurai spirit."

Tanjirou Kamado was flattered after hearing this, "Yes, is that so?"

"Prove it to me." Yuhao Tianyuan said in the tone of a domineering president.

Kamado Tanjirou: "Ah..."

He actually didn't quite understand why Qingyan said that about him.

Qing Yan came to rescue at this time, "Come here, have you seen this wall? This wall was built in the way of building fortifications, and it is very hard."

Kamado Tanjiro recalled his trainer's training: "Do you want me to smash this wall with a Japanese knives?"

Qingyan replied calmly: "No, I want you to knock it down with your head."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "Huh?"

Kamado Tanjiro: "Huh? I... can I do it?"

Kamado Tanjiro's head hammer can be said to be a common cheat for the protagonist of the boy manga, but his cheat is opened from the beginning to the end, and has played a very critical role in many cases, from the pillar to the ghost, and even to the infinite city. , even Iwoza couldn't escape Tanjiro's terrible headbutt, and was hit with blood on the spot.In daily life, Tanjiro's head hammer can split firewood, and it can also be used as a chopping board. It is no problem to cut vegetables on his head with a kitchen knife.

This is really shocking.

So, it's just a mere wall, so it must be fine.

Kiyohiko sang: "Believe in yourself oh oh oh oh you will win ~ create a miracle ~ ①"

Kamado Tanjiro was awkward for a while, not knowing what to do.

Yuhao Tianyuan touched his chin: "Hmm... this song is not bad."

Kiyohiko stopped singing: "If Tanjirou can knock down this wall with his head, will you admit his strength?"

Yuhao Tianyuan: "...No matter how you look at it, it's impossible to do it, but if it can be done, my lord will reluctantly admit him."

"Okay, did you hear that? Come on Tanjiro, believe in yourself, I will take care of Nezuko for you." Kiyohiko said.

Tanjiro: "The last sentence is redundant..." Now that things have come to this point, he has no choice but to do so.He was tough--this is really hard-headed in the physical sense, and imitated Hei Inosuke and shouted "pig rushing forward" to embolden himself.

boom.

The dust is flying, and the momentum is amazing.

The wall was really knocked down.

Yuhao Tianyuan was startled on the spot, "This...is this the head hammer to defeat Undead Chuan?"

Kiyohiko said proudly: "Yes, as I said, Tanjirou will become the headliner sooner or later."

Tanjiro: "Pfft..."

Qing Yan urged: "Hurry up and say 'I'm the leader!' 'I'm going to be the man of the leader!' Hurry up, hurry up!"

Kamado Tanjiro: "...I'm not happy at all."

Yuhao Tianyuan continued: "Okay, I admit it in terms of strength, but what about the Bushido spirit?"

Kiyohiko said deeply: "The soul of the samurai, transformed into a sharp blade, pierces through the wall to protect us②. Look, Tanjirou pierced the wall with his head, just in response to the soul of the samurai transformed into a sharp blade!"

Zamon Tanjirou: "Cough cough cough..."

Yuhao Tianyuan widened his dark red eyes, and his lowered tone was a little erratic: "Hey, Qingyan... this sentence definitely doesn't mean it!!!"

"Although some words are more about looking at their extended meaning, don't ignore their literal meaning!" Qing Yan said straightforwardly: "As the saying goes, people first look at the surface, and you always want to look deeper. , is really too strange!"

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "...Aren't you still standing at the pinnacle of morality and criticizing others with confidence? Aren't you cold when you stand so high?"

Kiyohiko: "Because I am a cold person, I stand tall and cold."

Yuhao Tianyuan shivered for a moment: "There is a limit to positive thinking..."

Tanjiro Kamado next to him was already dizzy from hearing this.

Is this the strength of the column?

02.

After the preparations were over, the group set off for Yoshiwara.

Before setting off, Umo Tengen lectured Kamado Tanjirou and the three of them: "I am a god! You are trash! Keep this in mind first! ③"

Qingyan interjected: "Do you need to kneel on one knee and sing loudly that you are my god?"

While he was talking, that magical picture still appeared in his mind.

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "That's not necessary...forget it, that's it, let's go."

For some reason, he suddenly lost all interest in lecturing.

Was Kiyohiko like this before?He couldn't help thinking.

Oh, it seems to be like this before.So why can't I bear it now?

Definitely your own problem!I changed without knowing it!

Kiyohiko is like a beacon in the mist, a lighthouse in the sea, he has always maintained his (sand sculpture) true color, and has always been there!

Yu Mao Tianyuan had an epiphany.

I have fallen into the dark past unknowingly, so I should be gorgeous, even in the eyes of others who criticize me.

So Yuhao Tianyuan suddenly turned his head and said to Qingyan: "I am the god of gorgeous festivals, but you were my god just now."

Qing Yan: "Poof..."

Although he didn't know why Yuhao Tianyuan said this suddenly, even though the system reminded him that his life span was one month longer, but after hearing Yuhao Tianyuan's words, Qingyan felt that his life span was taken away by the other party again.

Hiss, Yu Mao Tianyuan is so terrifying.

So is he and Yuhao Tianyuan considered to be a lifespan group?

With such messy thoughts in mind, Kiyohiko and his group got on the train to Yoshiwara.

It was already night when we boarded the car, so we chatted for a while and fell asleep quickly.

Kiyohiko woke up in the middle of the night and saw Purgatory Kyojuro looking at the scenery outside the window.

Outside the window is the paddy field glowing under the moonlight, which is very beautiful.Among the paddy fields, there are also some granaries with cylindrical bodies and conical tops. With the bright and charming starry sky, the scenery here is very charming.

Qingyan and Purgatory Kyojuro greeted softly, and Purgatory Kyojurou put his fingers between his lips and made a "shh" movement, and then said in a voice he thought was low: "Young Qingyan, please keep your voice down, or everyone will Woke up."—he thought he had lowered his voice, but it turned out to be quite loud, and everyone woke up immediately.

Purgatory Xingshoulang was a little annoyed: "I'm really sorry! If——"

"If there is a gap, you will get in?" Qing Yan said with a smile.

Purgatory Xingshoulang smiled: "Oh."

Now that they woke up, and they were almost at Yoshihara's side, everyone didn't sleep anymore, and started chatting in a hurry.

"I really miss it." Purgatory Xingshoulang looked at the scenery outside the train and said, "I think of the time on the infinite train."

"Is this a shadow for Big Brother Purgatory?" Qing Yan asked.

"A little bit, haha." Purgatory Xingshoulang said.

Qingyan: "Brother Purgatory is coming to Huajie. Let's defeat the ghost of Shangxian together, so that we can erase the shadow of Brother Purgatory on Shangxian."

"Okay!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang said.

At this moment, a ray of light suddenly flashed across the night sky, it was a shooting star.

"There's a shooting star!" Tanjiro said, pointing to the sky.

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Ah, Meteor, you can make a gorgeous wish!"

Everyone stuck to the glass to watch, but Qing Yan didn't squeeze in, so he said beside him: "Oh, maybe you don't know, the meteors in the sky may be the poop of astronauts."

Everyone slowly raised a question mark.

Adhering to the idea of ​​popularizing science for everyone and the evil thoughts of not squeezing in to see the meteors, Qingyan said: "This is not my nonsense. The official has announced that the poop produced by the astronauts stationed on the International Space Station is generally discharged into the atmosphere. What was burned, an astronaut who lived on the space station for a year before produced more than 80 kilograms of SHI, and this more than 80 kilograms were discharged into the atmosphere. From our earth, it is the same as a meteor."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "Hiss... this... this is not too gorgeous."

My wife Shanyi: "Ah, what are you talking about!"

Qing Yan clapped his hands, suddenly realized: "This is the so-called gliding!"

Tanjiro: "Pfft..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Hahaha, then wouldn't it be impossible to make a wish on a shooting star? Otherwise, it might be embarrassing to say the truth!"

Qing Yan thought for a while, then said deeply: "Maybe it is implying that the wish without hard work is SHI. Instead of pinning the wish on the ethereal meteor, it is better to move forward step by step in a down-to-earth way. People who only look up at the starry sky are destined not to notice it. Whether I will step into the abyss in my next step⑤." Then he continued to say deeply: "The abyss of making a wish to SHI."

The crowd was silent.

Tanjiro Kamado finally said: "It always feels like listening to Kiyohiko's words, like riding a roller coaster, and my mood goes up and down... I was still moved just now, but suddenly I heard a bizarre description, just... Sigh. "

It has to be said that Tanjiro Kamado's words hit the heart of his heart.

03.

Yoshihara tour Guo.

In the bustling place of fiery trees and silver flowers, women in gorgeous costumes pose in various beautiful poses behind vermilion fences. The smeared pink and white faces have the same scarlet lips, and the traditional buns are filled with summer-style oaths. Chaoyan, Hydrangea, Daoyun... At night when the fragrance is floating, the phantoms in the cage are juxtaposed on both sides, making people dizzy.

On the surface, Yoshihara Yuguo is so magnificent that it is close to the absurd and treacherous.

Tanjirou and the three little ones were already stunned. They almost got off the rickshaw, but they were held down by Kiyohiko and Purgatory Anjurou.

"Night City ③ where the vanity, desire, love and hatred of men and women are intertwined." Umo Tengen introduced it in this way.

"With our arrival, everything has become different." Qingyan made a magnificent narration beside him.

The three little ones were a little excited when they heard this. Originally, it was a very exciting thing to go to war, and coupled with these explanations, it felt like the beginning of a historical chapter.

Then Kiyohiko said: "It has become a night city where men's desires and hates are mixed."

Three little ones:?

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "Huh? Ah... that's true... After all, you're going to disguise yourself as a woman soon..."

"This is really a fascinating world. Don't be embarrassed if you don't have the ability." Qing Yan continued.

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "Mmm...um..." He agreed reluctantly.

Then they started to scout, Kiyohiko knew that Tanjiro had a good nose, so he asked Tanjiro to smell it in front of the houses of the girls.The smell of the girls' houses is very mixed, which is also a challenge for Tanjiro, but he still successfully locked two girls' houses.He felt that ghosts had haunted these two playgirl houses recently.

If Tanjiro's sensing is correct, then this stepping point is perfect.

When they came to the resting place that night, Umo Tengen took out the clothes he had prepared and started dressing up as women.

Kiyohiko was in charge of makeup for Purgatory Kyojuro and himself, and Umo Tengen was in charge of makeup for the three little ones.

Purgatory Kyojuro was wearing a golden red kimono that suited his style. Kiyohiko ruthlessly shaved off his overly flamboyant eyebrows. Kiyohiko painted him crescent moon-shaped eyebrows, and then put on charming red eye makeup.

"What do you think of this?" Qingyan said, busying himself in the ear of Purgatory Xingshourou.

As a result, Purgatory Xingshoulang did not answer.

Qing Yan: "Brother Purgatory?"

"Ah, did Kiyohiko boy speak just now?" Purgatory Xingshourou asked.

"Oh..." I almost forgot that Purgatory Xingjulang's ears are bad, "I mean, what do you think?" Qingyan asked loudly.

"I think this is very good!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang looked at himself in the mirror and said.

The process of putting on makeup was still a bit boring, Qingyan relied on Purgatory Kyojuro's hearing loss, so he whispered in his ear:

"Brother Purgatory really looks like an owl."

"Why does Yinzhu have three wives?"

"One person, I get drunk with wine, and drunk makes beautiful women into pairs."

"I want to touch Brother Purgatory's hair."

"I don't envy mandarin ducks, I don't envy immortals, I only envy the sound column every day."

"Hurry up and use the nunchuck to hum haha."

"Actually, I really like Big Brother Purgatory hehehe."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Talking was a bit boring, so Qingyan closed his mouth.

At this moment, Purgatory Xingshoulang suddenly said: "Why did Qing Yan boy suddenly stop talking?"

Qing Yan:? !

Qing Yan couldn't help raising his voice: "Huh? Brother Purgatory, can't you hear me?"

Purgatory Xingjulang: "Generally, you can't hear it, but you can hear it by gathering the power on your ears! I saw Kiyohiko boy talking to me from the mirror, so I did it!"

Qing Yan was a little startled at the time: "Brother Purgatory, did you deliberately not speak just now?"

Purgatory Xingshou Lang: "Because Kiyohiko boy has been talking, I can't interrupt, so I will talk after Kiyohiko boy finishes talking!"

Kiyohiko: Ah this.

A little embarrassing for a long time.

Purgatory Xingshoulang replied seriously: "I also like to appreciate Kiyohiko boy!"

Cough cough cough.Be calm and calm, and don't be easily teased.

Oh, the wild flowers on the side of the road are so fragrant, I just smell it casually, it doesn't matter if I smell it.Kiyohiko thought.