Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi
Chapter 22 The Legendary Drinking Crazy
Facing the two younger brothers who are so considerate of themselves, our brother Itachi can be said to have an uncontrollable heartbeat, but due to the perennial facial paralysis, he didn't show it on his face.With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he stretched out his hand and poked each of the two little brothers on the head.
"Thank you, Yuu, Sasuke."
"It hurts~~~" Sasuke pursed his lips, but his face was full of joy.
I pulled Itachi to the cake and was about to blow out the candles when Sasuke suddenly tugged at the corner of my clothes, turned his head to one side and handed me a gift box just like Itachi.
"Hey, it's for you... I didn't buy it specially for you, but I just bought it by the way when I bought a gift for my brother..."
Well, Sasuke, didn't you buy it for me on purpose?Didn't buy it for me on purpose, what's with that suspicious blush on your face?Come on, come on, it's not good for children to be dishonest... Could it be that you are being arrogant?
"Well...although you didn't buy it for me 'specially', but because of your sincerity, I'll accept it reluctantly."
Itachi rubbed my hair at the side: "It's cheap and good-looking."
I thought Sasuke would get angry, but unexpectedly, his gaze was erratic, and he said in a whisper-like voice: "Happy birthday, Yuu."
I was taken aback.
"What are you looking at me for? Hurry up and blow out the candles with your brother." Sasuke was a little embarrassed.
At the same time as Itachi and I blew out the candles, there was a loud "bang" at the door that shook the mansion three times, and then I saw Fugaku with a red string in his hand, a disheveled Fugaku and Mikoto with a wry smile appearing at the entrance.There was a big hole at the door, and there was a white object that looked like a cake on the grass.
I just said earlier how could someone fall into this kind of trap, and you fell into it, Fuyue, you are giving me too much face.At this time, should I sigh that your IQ is really high?
"Xiao Zuo, I have no objection to celebrating your brothers' birthdays, but there's no need to make the house look like a fortress, right?" Fu Yue wiped the black ash off his face and shook the red rope in his hand. "The others have escaped, and they all fell into the hole at the door. The cake has also returned to nature."
"... You also participated in these traps, and he dug the hole at the door."
Sasuke immediately confessed me based on the principle of "I have to have a back when I die".
I gave Sasuke a hard look. MD, if this was a time of war, you would be the first to defect!
"Well, today is Itachi and Xiaoyou's birthday, just be happy." Miqin came out to smooth things over. "Husband, go wash up, we can have dinner in a while."
Seeing that Fuyue was about to step into the bathroom, I suddenly thought of something: "Don't go in..." Before the word "go" was said, I heard the sound of "bang" again, which was more earth-shattering than before and mixed with ghosts and gods. The splashed solid j□j solid-liquid mixture (...), not only that, an unspeakable stench filled the air, well, I have to admit that I put this detonator, but I just want to scare it Sasuke, you can order ingredients that don't want to blow up the sewer...
I saw a drenched figure with black and gray face and vegetable leaves hanging on his body slowly appearing in the gunpowder smoke, surrounded by a lot of black resentment... The voice that originally suppressed the anger became more forceful:
"Uchiha Yu, get the hell out of here!!!"
%...%...%...%...%...%...
Hot spring hotel.
Because the sewer of the Uchiha Mansion was blown up, our family had to relocate.This hot spring hotel is very famous in Konoha, not only because of the hot spring here, but also because of the strong sake brewed by some unknown method.
After we arrived at the store, Meiqin euphemistically expressed her wish to the boss, "Because it's my son's birthday, the mother wants to cook by herself." The boss immediately agreed when he saw that it was our family.So Meiqin borrowed the hotel's kitchen to cook a table of good dishes, and I also took advantage of the helper's time to cook a dish. After tasting it, Meiqin was full of praise.This shows that I am a qualified chef certified by Uchiha's mother.Holding the kitchen knife in my hand, I looked up to the sky and screamed.
When it was time to eat, I purposely put the dish I made—tofu mixed with shallots in front of Itachi.As the protagonist of the birthday, Itachi and I naturally sat together, and Sasuke, Fugaku, and Mikoto sat across from us.This arrangement made Sasuke very upset, he would give me a resentful look every three seconds during the meal, if the eyes were shooting poisonous needles, I would have been a cactus 10 minutes ago...
Adhering to the principle of "being angry is not worth life", I further aroused Sasuke's anger, and I deliberately took a small spoonful of shallots mixed with tofu and put it next to Itachi's mouth.
"Brother, come and taste, I made this."
Itachi turned his head to look at the eccentric young man beside him, gently raised the corners of his thin lips, and ate the food from the spoon.He saw the inconspicuous smile on the boy's lips, and then a pair of soft and bright pupils came into his eyes, and the boy Qingyue rang in his ears with a shallow and hoarse voice:
"Ah, my brother was really careless, something got on his face..."
Immediately afterwards, the boy's face was getting closer and closer, Itachi even felt her soft eyelashes brushing his cheeks, and a warm and moist touch came from the corner of his mouth, and a little white (...) was stuck on the pink and tender tongue. The young man rolled his mouth, and Itachi's breathing stopped and his heart skipped a beat.
Sasuke on the side was obviously severely stimulated, and those big black and clear eyes almost popped out of their sockets.Itachi saw the inconspicuous smile on the boy's lips, and then a pair of soft and bright eyes came into his eyes, and the boy Qingyue rang in his ear again with a shallow and hoarse voice:
"Ah, my brother was really careless, he got something on his face..."
Immediately afterwards, the boy's face was getting closer and closer, Itachi even felt his soft eyelashes brushing his cheeks, and a warm and moist touch came from the corner of his mouth, a little white (...) standing on the pink and tender tongue was covered The young man rolled his mouth, and Itachi suddenly felt that his breathing stopped and his heart skipped a row.
Fuyue coughed with a flushed face but with the aura of a patriarch, motioning us to pay attention.Meiqin covered her snickering mouth and asked maliciously: "What are you two doing?"
"Well..." I turned my gaze to Sasuke and smiled triumphantly. "Of course I'm eating 'tofu'."
Sasuke clasped the chopsticks in his hand into four knots with a "snap".
After dinner, I went to Itachi’s room with a bath towel and told him to go to the hot springs together. At that time, he was sitting at the desk writing a report, his dark night-like hair glowed orange under the light, and he became The gentle expression carried a fatal attraction, like a whirlpool, I was sucked into it, and I couldn't escape.
"Xiaoyou?" Itachi petted his younger brother's forehead lightly. "What are you thinking?"
After being poked by him like this, I immediately returned to my senses. "Ah, it's nothing, let's go to the hot spring."
"Where's Sasuke?" Itachi asked casually, taking out the towel.
I frowned displeased.For some reason, every time I hear the word "Sasuke" from his mouth, I find it extremely harsh.The more he brought it up, the stronger the feeling.But we don't have the so-called deep hatred, and he is still my younger brother. Is this the so-called jealousy?
"He's asleep." Shaking my head and putting aside these inexplicable thoughts, I blinked at him. "At dinner, I added some 'special' ingredients to his dinner..."
"The two of you are at war with each other when you meet, and you don't know what kind of grievances you have."
Before the words were finished, the two of us arrived at the hot spring pool. The milky white spring water was rippling in the pool, and the continuous steaming heat made the whole bathing place dense. There was a wooden floating plate carrying sake floating on the water, which felt very unreal. .
Itachi looked at the young man who lowered his head and took off his clothes. His long black and soft hair hung loose, his eye-catching eyebrows had an innate beauty, and his slender and thin body was full of strength like a cheetah. The young man walked Entering the hot spring, the shoulders are soaked in the water, and the delicate collarbone is looming in the mist.In this open-air hot spring filled with darkness, Itachi froze there like he did when he was a child.
"Hey, brother, what are you looking at?"
Awakened by the boy's call, Itachi concealed his emotions and entered the hot spring.
"I heard that the sake here is very famous, I've wanted to try it for a long time." The young man poured the wine with elegant and quiet movements. "Brother, come and try it too."
Itachi took the wine glass and didn't drink it, but the young man beside him drank it in one gulp, his raised neck showing a graceful curve like a swan.
"Drink less, you will get drunk."
"It's okay, I drink very well."
Even though the young man said so, after a few glasses of wine, his eyes had already dispersed, as if covered by a layer of mist, and his originally fair cheeks were also stained with a slightly drunken blush.
"Hey, brother, come here, the fog is too heavy here, I can't even see you clearly."
Itachi supported his forehead, and was about to snatch the wine glass from the boy's hand, but the boy also staggered towards him, and staggered into his arms.The boy's unique clear body fragrance immediately penetrated into Itachi's nostrils, and the floating plate turned over with a thud due to the shaking of the water surface, splashing a little bit of water, just like his heart.
The young man blinked his misty eyes slowly, hanging on him like a koala, his slender fingers lightly brushed his cheeks.
"It's so beautiful...my brother is so beautiful..."
"You're drunk, Xiaoyou." Itachi helped him to the edge of the pool, carefully wiped off the water stains on his body, and helped him change his clothes. "I'll take you back to rest."
But who would have thought that the young man suddenly had a childish temper and clamored to unwrap the presents. Itachi sighed, smiled helplessly, and took him back to his room. The brown pillar said goodbye with grace and madness (…).
Itachi helped him to lie down on the bed, and the boy stuffed his gift into Itachi's arms, motioning for him to open it.When the wrapping paper was removed, there was a short knife with extremely exquisite workmanship in the sandalwood box. The sharp blade shone with a cold light, and you could tell it was a rare good knife just by looking at it.
"Xiaoyou, you..." Itachi looked at the boy with surprise in his eyes.
"Ha, the knife maker said that he made two of the same knife, and when I bought it, there was only one left, and I complained at the time..." The boy laughed while holding the same short knife as Itachi's. "So it was bought by my brother...I like it so much, brother..."
Probably the young man was drunk and his words were unclear, but it was just such a sentence that messed up our brother Itachi's quad-core brain in an instant. A big character, can't help but make him blush.
——I really like my brother.
But the drunk boy didn't notice this at all, and still carefully opened the gifts that Sasuke gave to the two of them.The boy handed Itachi a necklace of three blood-red ambers and asked him to help him put it on.Itachi's loose hair swept across the young man's face with his movements, and the itchy feeling made the young man laugh uncontrollably, turning back and forth was extremely uncooperative, he had no choice but to imprison the young man under his body, but the young man unexpectedly Quiet unexpectedly.
"Okay, Xiaoyou."
Itachi looked up and saw the smirk on the corner of the boy's mouth, his face was a thin layer of pink, under the soft light, he looked drunk like a delicate doll.
The boy put his arms around his neck to prevent him from getting up, and then made a sudden push, Itachi felt that the scene suddenly turned upside down, and he switched places with his brother.
"Instead of me...help you bring..."
The young man panted slightly, as if he had exhausted all his strength in the action just now.He was holding an identical amber necklace in his hand, his pupils were a little loose, but the expression on his face was extremely serious.
The boy moved clumsily and broke some of Itachi's black hair, but he managed to fasten the necklace.Itachi felt as if he had finished a major battle and relaxed his tense nerves, but the boy still had no intention of letting go of him.
Without warning, the young man squinted his slender eyes with a strange beauty, and gently held his face with his slender hands, as if he was holding a very precious treasure, and then gently but slightly trembling like petals. Lip bit his lip.Itachi's eyes widened for a moment, his strong heartbeat accelerated, and the young man's warm mouth full of wine swallowed up all his thoughts. He even forgot to push the young man away and let him kiss like this Then, the young man's whole body seemed to be submerged slowly and gently like a boiling ocean.
Itachi unconsciously wrapped his arms around the boy's slender and powerful waist, but at this moment, the boy suddenly fell to one side, his long black hair gently scattered over half of the bed, and then there was an even and long breathing sound from Itachi's ears.He fell asleep.
Itachi got up with a complicated expression, stared at the boy beside him for a long time, then covered him with the quilt and went out.
He looked up at the bright moon in the sky and sighed.
It's been another sleepless night.
"Thank you, Yuu, Sasuke."
"It hurts~~~" Sasuke pursed his lips, but his face was full of joy.
I pulled Itachi to the cake and was about to blow out the candles when Sasuke suddenly tugged at the corner of my clothes, turned his head to one side and handed me a gift box just like Itachi.
"Hey, it's for you... I didn't buy it specially for you, but I just bought it by the way when I bought a gift for my brother..."
Well, Sasuke, didn't you buy it for me on purpose?Didn't buy it for me on purpose, what's with that suspicious blush on your face?Come on, come on, it's not good for children to be dishonest... Could it be that you are being arrogant?
"Well...although you didn't buy it for me 'specially', but because of your sincerity, I'll accept it reluctantly."
Itachi rubbed my hair at the side: "It's cheap and good-looking."
I thought Sasuke would get angry, but unexpectedly, his gaze was erratic, and he said in a whisper-like voice: "Happy birthday, Yuu."
I was taken aback.
"What are you looking at me for? Hurry up and blow out the candles with your brother." Sasuke was a little embarrassed.
At the same time as Itachi and I blew out the candles, there was a loud "bang" at the door that shook the mansion three times, and then I saw Fugaku with a red string in his hand, a disheveled Fugaku and Mikoto with a wry smile appearing at the entrance.There was a big hole at the door, and there was a white object that looked like a cake on the grass.
I just said earlier how could someone fall into this kind of trap, and you fell into it, Fuyue, you are giving me too much face.At this time, should I sigh that your IQ is really high?
"Xiao Zuo, I have no objection to celebrating your brothers' birthdays, but there's no need to make the house look like a fortress, right?" Fu Yue wiped the black ash off his face and shook the red rope in his hand. "The others have escaped, and they all fell into the hole at the door. The cake has also returned to nature."
"... You also participated in these traps, and he dug the hole at the door."
Sasuke immediately confessed me based on the principle of "I have to have a back when I die".
I gave Sasuke a hard look. MD, if this was a time of war, you would be the first to defect!
"Well, today is Itachi and Xiaoyou's birthday, just be happy." Miqin came out to smooth things over. "Husband, go wash up, we can have dinner in a while."
Seeing that Fuyue was about to step into the bathroom, I suddenly thought of something: "Don't go in..." Before the word "go" was said, I heard the sound of "bang" again, which was more earth-shattering than before and mixed with ghosts and gods. The splashed solid j□j solid-liquid mixture (...), not only that, an unspeakable stench filled the air, well, I have to admit that I put this detonator, but I just want to scare it Sasuke, you can order ingredients that don't want to blow up the sewer...
I saw a drenched figure with black and gray face and vegetable leaves hanging on his body slowly appearing in the gunpowder smoke, surrounded by a lot of black resentment... The voice that originally suppressed the anger became more forceful:
"Uchiha Yu, get the hell out of here!!!"
%...%...%...%...%...%...
Hot spring hotel.
Because the sewer of the Uchiha Mansion was blown up, our family had to relocate.This hot spring hotel is very famous in Konoha, not only because of the hot spring here, but also because of the strong sake brewed by some unknown method.
After we arrived at the store, Meiqin euphemistically expressed her wish to the boss, "Because it's my son's birthday, the mother wants to cook by herself." The boss immediately agreed when he saw that it was our family.So Meiqin borrowed the hotel's kitchen to cook a table of good dishes, and I also took advantage of the helper's time to cook a dish. After tasting it, Meiqin was full of praise.This shows that I am a qualified chef certified by Uchiha's mother.Holding the kitchen knife in my hand, I looked up to the sky and screamed.
When it was time to eat, I purposely put the dish I made—tofu mixed with shallots in front of Itachi.As the protagonist of the birthday, Itachi and I naturally sat together, and Sasuke, Fugaku, and Mikoto sat across from us.This arrangement made Sasuke very upset, he would give me a resentful look every three seconds during the meal, if the eyes were shooting poisonous needles, I would have been a cactus 10 minutes ago...
Adhering to the principle of "being angry is not worth life", I further aroused Sasuke's anger, and I deliberately took a small spoonful of shallots mixed with tofu and put it next to Itachi's mouth.
"Brother, come and taste, I made this."
Itachi turned his head to look at the eccentric young man beside him, gently raised the corners of his thin lips, and ate the food from the spoon.He saw the inconspicuous smile on the boy's lips, and then a pair of soft and bright pupils came into his eyes, and the boy Qingyue rang in his ears with a shallow and hoarse voice:
"Ah, my brother was really careless, something got on his face..."
Immediately afterwards, the boy's face was getting closer and closer, Itachi even felt her soft eyelashes brushing his cheeks, and a warm and moist touch came from the corner of his mouth, and a little white (...) was stuck on the pink and tender tongue. The young man rolled his mouth, and Itachi's breathing stopped and his heart skipped a beat.
Sasuke on the side was obviously severely stimulated, and those big black and clear eyes almost popped out of their sockets.Itachi saw the inconspicuous smile on the boy's lips, and then a pair of soft and bright eyes came into his eyes, and the boy Qingyue rang in his ear again with a shallow and hoarse voice:
"Ah, my brother was really careless, he got something on his face..."
Immediately afterwards, the boy's face was getting closer and closer, Itachi even felt his soft eyelashes brushing his cheeks, and a warm and moist touch came from the corner of his mouth, a little white (...) standing on the pink and tender tongue was covered The young man rolled his mouth, and Itachi suddenly felt that his breathing stopped and his heart skipped a row.
Fuyue coughed with a flushed face but with the aura of a patriarch, motioning us to pay attention.Meiqin covered her snickering mouth and asked maliciously: "What are you two doing?"
"Well..." I turned my gaze to Sasuke and smiled triumphantly. "Of course I'm eating 'tofu'."
Sasuke clasped the chopsticks in his hand into four knots with a "snap".
After dinner, I went to Itachi’s room with a bath towel and told him to go to the hot springs together. At that time, he was sitting at the desk writing a report, his dark night-like hair glowed orange under the light, and he became The gentle expression carried a fatal attraction, like a whirlpool, I was sucked into it, and I couldn't escape.
"Xiaoyou?" Itachi petted his younger brother's forehead lightly. "What are you thinking?"
After being poked by him like this, I immediately returned to my senses. "Ah, it's nothing, let's go to the hot spring."
"Where's Sasuke?" Itachi asked casually, taking out the towel.
I frowned displeased.For some reason, every time I hear the word "Sasuke" from his mouth, I find it extremely harsh.The more he brought it up, the stronger the feeling.But we don't have the so-called deep hatred, and he is still my younger brother. Is this the so-called jealousy?
"He's asleep." Shaking my head and putting aside these inexplicable thoughts, I blinked at him. "At dinner, I added some 'special' ingredients to his dinner..."
"The two of you are at war with each other when you meet, and you don't know what kind of grievances you have."
Before the words were finished, the two of us arrived at the hot spring pool. The milky white spring water was rippling in the pool, and the continuous steaming heat made the whole bathing place dense. There was a wooden floating plate carrying sake floating on the water, which felt very unreal. .
Itachi looked at the young man who lowered his head and took off his clothes. His long black and soft hair hung loose, his eye-catching eyebrows had an innate beauty, and his slender and thin body was full of strength like a cheetah. The young man walked Entering the hot spring, the shoulders are soaked in the water, and the delicate collarbone is looming in the mist.In this open-air hot spring filled with darkness, Itachi froze there like he did when he was a child.
"Hey, brother, what are you looking at?"
Awakened by the boy's call, Itachi concealed his emotions and entered the hot spring.
"I heard that the sake here is very famous, I've wanted to try it for a long time." The young man poured the wine with elegant and quiet movements. "Brother, come and try it too."
Itachi took the wine glass and didn't drink it, but the young man beside him drank it in one gulp, his raised neck showing a graceful curve like a swan.
"Drink less, you will get drunk."
"It's okay, I drink very well."
Even though the young man said so, after a few glasses of wine, his eyes had already dispersed, as if covered by a layer of mist, and his originally fair cheeks were also stained with a slightly drunken blush.
"Hey, brother, come here, the fog is too heavy here, I can't even see you clearly."
Itachi supported his forehead, and was about to snatch the wine glass from the boy's hand, but the boy also staggered towards him, and staggered into his arms.The boy's unique clear body fragrance immediately penetrated into Itachi's nostrils, and the floating plate turned over with a thud due to the shaking of the water surface, splashing a little bit of water, just like his heart.
The young man blinked his misty eyes slowly, hanging on him like a koala, his slender fingers lightly brushed his cheeks.
"It's so beautiful...my brother is so beautiful..."
"You're drunk, Xiaoyou." Itachi helped him to the edge of the pool, carefully wiped off the water stains on his body, and helped him change his clothes. "I'll take you back to rest."
But who would have thought that the young man suddenly had a childish temper and clamored to unwrap the presents. Itachi sighed, smiled helplessly, and took him back to his room. The brown pillar said goodbye with grace and madness (…).
Itachi helped him to lie down on the bed, and the boy stuffed his gift into Itachi's arms, motioning for him to open it.When the wrapping paper was removed, there was a short knife with extremely exquisite workmanship in the sandalwood box. The sharp blade shone with a cold light, and you could tell it was a rare good knife just by looking at it.
"Xiaoyou, you..." Itachi looked at the boy with surprise in his eyes.
"Ha, the knife maker said that he made two of the same knife, and when I bought it, there was only one left, and I complained at the time..." The boy laughed while holding the same short knife as Itachi's. "So it was bought by my brother...I like it so much, brother..."
Probably the young man was drunk and his words were unclear, but it was just such a sentence that messed up our brother Itachi's quad-core brain in an instant. A big character, can't help but make him blush.
——I really like my brother.
But the drunk boy didn't notice this at all, and still carefully opened the gifts that Sasuke gave to the two of them.The boy handed Itachi a necklace of three blood-red ambers and asked him to help him put it on.Itachi's loose hair swept across the young man's face with his movements, and the itchy feeling made the young man laugh uncontrollably, turning back and forth was extremely uncooperative, he had no choice but to imprison the young man under his body, but the young man unexpectedly Quiet unexpectedly.
"Okay, Xiaoyou."
Itachi looked up and saw the smirk on the corner of the boy's mouth, his face was a thin layer of pink, under the soft light, he looked drunk like a delicate doll.
The boy put his arms around his neck to prevent him from getting up, and then made a sudden push, Itachi felt that the scene suddenly turned upside down, and he switched places with his brother.
"Instead of me...help you bring..."
The young man panted slightly, as if he had exhausted all his strength in the action just now.He was holding an identical amber necklace in his hand, his pupils were a little loose, but the expression on his face was extremely serious.
The boy moved clumsily and broke some of Itachi's black hair, but he managed to fasten the necklace.Itachi felt as if he had finished a major battle and relaxed his tense nerves, but the boy still had no intention of letting go of him.
Without warning, the young man squinted his slender eyes with a strange beauty, and gently held his face with his slender hands, as if he was holding a very precious treasure, and then gently but slightly trembling like petals. Lip bit his lip.Itachi's eyes widened for a moment, his strong heartbeat accelerated, and the young man's warm mouth full of wine swallowed up all his thoughts. He even forgot to push the young man away and let him kiss like this Then, the young man's whole body seemed to be submerged slowly and gently like a boiling ocean.
Itachi unconsciously wrapped his arms around the boy's slender and powerful waist, but at this moment, the boy suddenly fell to one side, his long black hair gently scattered over half of the bed, and then there was an even and long breathing sound from Itachi's ears.He fell asleep.
Itachi got up with a complicated expression, stared at the boy beside him for a long time, then covered him with the quilt and went out.
He looked up at the bright moon in the sky and sighed.
It's been another sleepless night.
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