Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

Days passed by, and before I knew it, I had been making rice worms at home for nearly a year, not really rice worms, ever since the third generation of Hokage knew about my existence and the teammate who was (terrified) by that border mission Became a very good performer and sent me on many missions, big and small, but not with Itachi.Since I don't have a legitimate identity in Konoha, Sandai specially issued a certificate to me, and also specially gave me a title - Sandai Hokage is directly under the Special Operations Ninja.

Well, the name is quite long, and it immediately put me under the banner of the third generation to declare territorial sovereignty.Also "Special Operations Ninja", at first glance it looks scarier than Anbu, and the title of "Third Hokage Direct Subordinates" is even more awesome, only accepting orders from the third generation, other superiors want to use this young master just two words - no way!

Because of this, the old man in Shidanzang almost stepped on the threshold of the third generation. He repeatedly asked for my dismissal or proposed a replacement, saying "I don't know where it came from, maybe it was Other spies sent by Ninja Village", "Uchiha Fugaku only now revealed that there is such a child with ulterior motives", etc., but the third generation always said "Itachi is so good, and Yuu is his twin brother. Where are you going, not to mention you also know his performance on border missions" choked back.

Because of the miraculous border mission that was passed on (according to the original words of the participating teammates: the strength is about the same as Itachi, and the teammate was injured while protecting him, but when it was passed on to Konoha, it became: the strength far surpassed Itachi, and the teammates held back Injured...) In addition, the third generation made such a gimmick for me, good guy, the low-level ninjas seem to regard me as a high-level, even Anbu respectfully said "Yu-sama" before leaving, And the real high-level wood industry is very wary of me, especially Shi Danzo, and they want to eat me.

Hey, public opinion really kills people.

When I was still lamenting the coldness of the world and the injustice of the society, a day that I had forgotten for a long time came quietly.

It was just dawn this morning, and I was going on a date with Mrs. Zhou and her daughter, when I was forced back to reality by a sudden knock on the door.Yes, you read that right, the door was smashed, causing me to mistakenly think that the earthquake woke me up abruptly... When I rubbed my hair and squinted my eyes, I impatiently opened the crumbling (...) door. The originator of:

"Sasuke, I don't remember where I provoked you yesterday, why did you come to torture me so early?"

This series of words made Sasuke stunned for a moment, and after looking at me carefully, his small face instantly turned into a ripe tomato.

Sasuke turned his head away, his red face was full of embarrassment and anger: "Yu! Can't you get dressed before going out?"

Looking down at the clothes on my body, I immediately understood the reason - due to my unattractive sleeping position, the white bathrobe has now exposed all the places that should be exposed, such as the white and firm chest and the well-defined abdomen Muscles, such as the round shoulders and slender collarbone, and the two white thighs exposed to the air...

At this moment, I understand Sasuke's shame and anger very well, so I nodded empathetically:

"Of course not, dear, what are you thinking?"

Sasuke gave me a stern look. "Go and change your clothes, I have something to tell you."

"Hey, please, is there anything we can't talk about until dawn?"

"Come to my room after changing your clothes. This matter concerns Itachi and is very important."

He turned and left, leaving me who was deeply impressed by him... Well, I admit that I was convinced by the second half of the sentence.

Changing into a simple kimono at random, I strode into Sasuke's room, and saw him sitting in front of the desk with a serious expression. A piece of paper covered the entire table. The drawing is an enlarged picture of Uchiha Mansion!Where did this brat come from?

"Hey, what are you doing with this? Don't tell me you're going to tear it down."

"Tch, do you think everyone is like you?" Sasuke squinted at me, and his eyes fell back to the drawing. "Today is my brother's birthday. My parents still have a clan meeting today, and they won't be back until very late, so let's celebrate him first."

"Are you sure he'll be back today?"

Sitting aside, I asked casually.I haven't seen Itachi for a week, and I miss him a lot.

But to be honest, if Sasuke hadn't brought up the birthday, I would have forgotten it.After all, whether it was before my death or now, I have no habit of celebrating my birthday.In the past, my uncle was busy with work and he forgot and I forgot, but now Madara doesn't care at all and I don't remember.

Well, but today, I'm 13 years old.

"Well, my brother will definitely come back. He promised me before he left."

Sasuke secretly glanced at the distracted young man beside him, and he had to admit that, in fact, this guy was pretty good when he was silent.

"Then what are your plans?"

"First we have to set traps around the house, and decorate the house with various decorations. Then wait for my brother to come back... If the traps don't work, we'll attack him..."

"Wait a minute." I rubbed my temples and looked at him sadly. "Your one can be easily done first, but your later plan is impossible for the two of us to complete."

"Why?" Sasuke looked at me seriously.

I said softly to him with my most charming smile: "Because that is a similar task for us to go to Danzo, spit a pool of saliva on his face, jump up and slap him and say 'You are a one-eyed dragon who never dies'."

After 5 minutes of silence, Sasuke acted shyly at me: "Yu, you bastard, you will go to hell if Anbu hears about it."

I spread my hands and made a "you are with me" face.

"Cut." Sasuke's face was full of disdain. "You have been cultivating outside for such a long time and you are still not sure. If you had known that I would go...you can practice however you want by yourself, and there are no rules from your parents. Now I will definitely be able to surpass my brother..."

Before he finished speaking, I interrupted him, speaking to him in this calm and indifferent voice for the first time: "Sasuke, do you know that it is actually very pitiful to be alone and helpless, It’s not about how unrestrained and independent you imagine. There will always be times when you can’t handle it, and I’m not lying to you, there will be. There is still such a long way to go, and you will inevitably meet one after another For things that you can't solve by yourself, at that time you didn't have anyone to rely on, which is actually very pitiful, do you understand?"

Sasuke kept staring at the boy in front of him.At this moment, there was a sharp indifference exuding from him, like a shining dagger, every word was inserted into the softest part of his heart. He never thought that the young man would be so clear and sharp when he was serious. His little face couldn't help but turn pale.

"...You, why did you suddenly say this..."

"I'm just talking casually, and you can just listen casually."

The boy squinted his eyes and smiled, his long and thick eyelashes shone attractively under the golden light of the morning sun, and looked softer than a girl's eyelashes, like two black feathers.It was not until a few years later that Sasuke deeply realized the infinite pity contained in his words.It was only then that I realized how great loneliness was contained in his casual remarks.

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Sasuke looked at me with contempt when I tied back a stray long hair.

"Why do you have such long hair for a man?"

I sigh. "... was forced to help."

When it comes to growing long hair, it was completely forced by Madara, who became crazy about his old disrespect and accusation of his younger brother.I haven't seen a barber shop since the day I arrived in Wuyin Village!At that time, I wondered, what is it that people in Kirigakure don't cut their hair?Later, when her hair was waist-length, Madara said with a nostalgic look on her face: "Sure enough, boys still look good with long hair, just like when we Quanna was young. Fortunately, the barber shop was set up as a hidden one at that time." ...Hey, if Quan Nai is still here, I don't know how long my hair will be..." I was so angry when I heard this, and as revenge, I put two catties of laxatives in his lunch, and saw him The pale face going back and forth in and out of the bathroom makes me feel so refreshed... Um, digressing.

"Hide it quickly, brother is back."

Kageben and Shenjun, who were watching outside, finished reporting to me, and then disappeared with a bang.

"Sasuke, don't fall into the trap by yourself, especially the one at the door, which has a detonating charm inside. If you fall in, that brother will see you naked and dark as soon as you enter the door, tsk tsk tsk... like that It was a 'surprise'."

I patted him on the shoulder, and I raised my eyebrows meaningfully.

Furious, Sasuke took out a kunmai and put it on my throat. "You are shameless!"

I looked at him with pity: "You don't want to die."

When Itachi returned to the residence of the Uchiha clan, the night was covered with stars, and the bright moonlight poured gently on the quiet street, and the lights of Wanjia reflected in the glass looked extraordinarily warm.The joy of going home and the urgency to see the two precious brothers naturally make everything pleasing to the eye.

But what makes Itachi puzzled is that the Uchiha Mansion, which was always very lively in the past, is completely dark today, without any light, as if no one is at home, but Itachi didn't think so when he stepped into the house——

Before taking five steps, he discovered that there were 60 tripping wires set up at a distance of about 7cm wide. Although they were well hidden, they were too dense and exposed flaws.He crossed easily, and before his left foot hit the ground, a log tied with a rope fell from the sky and aimed at his front door. It's all what he expected.

Sure enough, his younger brothers prepared such a "big gift" for him. There was a hint of smile in Itachi's dark eyes, and the floor of the promenade was extraordinarily bright under the moonlight. Itachi squatted down and ran his fingers across the floor. smooth.

"Is it waxed?"

Itachi blinked his eyes slightly, the moonlight condensed on the soft eyelashes, in just a blink of an eye, he avoided all the traps and arrived at the door of the house with a blink of an eye.

Sasuke, who was hiding on the roof, saw that his dear brother was only one step away from stepping into the trap with the detonating charm at the door, and immediately caught his attention with a kunfu.

I heard the crisp sound of the roof "clinking" in the house, and with my toes, I knew that Sasuke must have deliberately exposed his hiding position in fear that Itachi would fall into the trap at the door.But this kid doesn't trust his brother too much, does he?How could anyone fall into that idiot trap?

Now, it's time for me to play.

Taking advantage of their inseparable fight (Itachi was playing with Sasuke, whose water volume was comparable to that of the Three Gorges), I held my breath and walked around behind Itachi, catching him by surprise, grabbing his throat with one hand, and covering his eyes with the other. Signal Sasuke to go down and get ready.

Probably hearing Sasuke's footsteps disappear, Itachi said, "Xiao Yu, can you let go?"

"Well, this was carefully prepared by Sasuke, we can't spoil his interest." I saw a warm and gentle expression on his face when he heard Sasuke's name, and felt uncomfortable.

We came into the house maintaining this posture, Sasuke had already lit the candles on the cake, and stood in front of Itachi with his gift in his hand, I let go, took out my gift and stood with Sasuke.

"Happy birthday, brother."

Seeing such a scene, Itachi's heart warmed.

In the past six years, he had dreamed of this scene more than once, but every time his birthday was always missing his twin child.His eccentric appearance was engraved in Itachi's mind, and he liked the gentle expression on the child's face when he called his brother. His birthday wish was not very demanding, but he just wanted to hear the child say happy birthday to him once.Every year, after the celebration of his parents and Sasuke, he sneaks to the bathroom to cover his nasolabial folds with his hands, and then says "Happy birthday, brother" to himself in the mirror to make up for the missing part in his heart.

Now, on his 13th birthday, he no longer needs to comfort himself like this, his wish has come true.