The devil said I was always messed up and abandoned

In short, Yu Yuan originally thought that Yu Yuan, who was noble and cold in the world of cultivating immortals, is also a person who loves to eat and is extremely lazy. Like twins, their personalities are basically copied and pasted. If it weren't for the fact that they are in different worlds, he would almost be convinced that he is Yuan Yuyuan who lost his memory.

"But I don't know half of the spells, and it's probably impossible for me to learn it. I feel that you all like Yu Yuan, so I think you should give up your inner expectations of perfectly replicating Yu Yuan, so that you will not be hurt. "Yu Yuan warmly reminded.

Xiao Yang smiled and kept feeding, "None of us wants you to be him."

Yu Yuan, whose cheeks were slightly puffed up, said vaguely, "I'm a little moved by what you said."

Xiao Yang continued, "Because he is you, and you are him."

...It seemed that he didn't listen at all, Yu Yuan decided to be indifferent: "Well, I take back the emotion I just had."

"Then give me back the pastry too." Xiao Yang said with a smile.

Yu Yuan looked at Xiao Yang with those beautiful peach blossom eyes, and put down the old classic dry words from Auntie Qiongyao: "You are ruthless, you are cruel, and you make trouble for no reason."

Xiao Yang urged with a smile, "Spit it out quickly."

"It can't be done." Yu Yuan replied honestly, and began to come up with random ideas, "Otherwise, you can shake me upside down to see if I can pour it out?"

Xiao Yang stretched out his hand and moved it up to Yu Yuan's head.

The twins stand ready.

The heartbeat of the double female group accelerated.

Yu Yuan was considering whether to say that he was so moved that he couldn't be more moved, but Xiao Yang's hand had already reached his head.He just wanted to say that I was wrong, don't shake me upside down!

Xiao Yang rubbed his head with his strong hands, showing a kind of wanton pampering.

Yu Yuan widened his eyes in surprise.What the hell, Master Mozun used it to kill people by touching their heads in the legends of the Jianghu!

His heartbeat stopped for an instant, and then accelerated, as if it was going to jump out of his chest. He didn't know whether it was straight or curved, but suddenly it deviated a lot to the curved side.

This person is so good, even though he knew that he did this to the former Yu Yuan, but he was still a little teased.

The twins exchanged a look that only each other knew, and as expected, if they had doubts before, they are now completely sure who Xiao Yang is.

Hu Die covered her mouth with her hands, her face was flushed, her eyes sparkled, she endured it for a long time, but she still couldn't hold back, "Oh." It's so cute!

Bai Tong didn't know where to take out the pen, and quickly memorized the key points, and said to Qiu Jinyan after writing: "There will be good business in the future, do you want to do it?"

"Do it, of course." Qiu Jinyan said, "Of course the money is not too much, what kind of business is it?"

"She's going to publish a book." Hu Die hurriedly said, "I'll be the first to buy it."

Qiu Jinyan was too keen on business opportunities, so he quickly realized what kind of book they were going to publish, "Then, do you want to ask the leader to help draw the picture?" He was Yu Yuan's subordinate when he was the leader of the Dao League, and he is still called Yu Yuan leader, "The leader seems like Are you still the same as before, good at drawing?”

"They are talking about me, right? What is it now..." Yu Yuan asked Xiao Yang puzzledly, he always had the feeling of meeting his mother, "Why do I think they are so enthusiastic about trying to get my idea? "

"We'll just ask you for a painting." Bai Tong said with a smile.

"What to draw?" Yu Yuan asked.

"The master is stroking your head." Bai Tong replied.

Yu Yuan: ...Sure enough, I met my mother's kind. If you want to publish a book, you have to ask the protagonist to draw the cover. Is this behavior really good?

Yu Yuan knew the disadvantages: "I don't think this is very good. There should not be many women in the cultivation world here? Will there be sales?"

"The earthly world can also be sold, not to mention that there are fewer women in the world of comprehension, so more men have to digest it internally. Everyone is interested in these. The title of the book is called When the Demon Lord Finds the Leader, and there can be a line of small characters next to it, just Writing about two men you never imagined could have such passion—" Hu Die's entire face was glowing.

Yu Yuan feels that life is hopeless, why can't he always escape such a horrible creature like a rotten girl?What's even more frightening is that he actually thinks that this should be a good business. When he meets a rich rotten girl like his mother, he might buy ten copies at a time and distribute them everywhere.

"I think it can be sold." Qiu Jinyan replied seriously.

Yu Yuan: "..." Turning to look at Xiao Yang, "Master Mozun, don't you care?"

Xiao Yang's light blue eyes flowed with brilliance, and the light was enough to turn all living beings upside down, "I think it's pretty good."

... Forget it, he shouldn't have asked this demon king who looked very poisonous, he turned to the two little "juniors" in front of him, "What about you? You are Yu Yuan's juniors? become the main character?"

"I probably couldn't do it before a stick of incense," Du Zi'er admitted, "but now, to tell you the truth, I also want to buy it a little bit."

After all, they knew how much Baihu loved their senior brother.

Yu Yuan was speechless, what kind of rotten wind and water force field is here, can it instantly make people fall into a pit?Why did the time change after just one stick of incense?

Du Xingyuan said coldly: "Buy four copies, and I will share two copies."

Yu Yuan had question marks all over his head, "Why do you want two copies for each of you?"

"Look through one book, and collect one book." Du Zi'er smiled.

"... Are you really a magician here? Are we really having a meeting?" Yu Yuan asked.Why does he feel that the style of painting is so chaotic like a reading club for the masses, and it feels like everyone will show each other the books they have collected on the table in the next second.

Oh, except for the guy who's still messing around with herbs.

"Will you get an acacia pill for free when you buy ten copies? I can do it. The cost should not be high." Bu Liezhi suddenly said, "It's very good for Shuangxiu."

...no one is an outsider.Yu Yuan thought heavily.

Seeing that the young man was shriveled, Xiao Yang smiled and pulled the corners of his lips, "Just draw it, otherwise can you bear others to draw you too ugly?"

Yu Yuan who was a little moved: "..."

Xiao Yang raised the corners of his lips, "Let me introduce you to Wutang of Mo Dao."

The Yinghuo Hall is in charge of the twins, who specialize in planning and planning; the Taibai Hall is in charge of Hu Die, who is good at socializing and entertaining, and she handles all contacts with various sects of the righteous way; the master of the Chenxing Hall is Bai Tong, who looks soft and weak, but He is very combative, and likes to think about all kinds of battle moves, and she will do all the training and combat moves; the master of Zhenxing Hall is Qiu Jinyan, he is more interested in making money than practicing, and it is a matter of course to be in charge of finance; the master of Sui Xing Hall, Bu Liezhi, is good at medicine , Poison making, after all, the doctor and poison family belonged to the family, and he was handed over to him for any injuries and illnesses and the refining of elixir.

After listening to this long series of introductions, Yu Yuan's first reaction was: "Is there only Wuyao? It's a pity that there is no Qiyao. If there is a Sun Hall Master, can I buy sun cakes from him?"

Hmm, I kind of want to eat.

"Sun cakes?" Qiu Jinyan, who is always looking for new sources of income, is very concerned, "Is sun cakes for food?"

While writing on the paper, Bai Tong replied, "Yes, there is a word for cake."

Du Xingyuan replied indifferently, "Yes, brother is interested in food."

"What are sun cakes?" Xiao Yang asked, he wanted to learn how to make everything Yu Yuan likes to eat.

Yu Yuan described: "It's just white and round, crispy, with sweet grandma inside, it's delicious."

"Is there a sun in it?" Xiao Yang thought, it's impossible, ordinary people can't put the sun in the cake, but he wanted to know the origin of this name.

According to the appearance described by Yu Yuan, it should not be called sun cake, but should be called plate cake.

"There's no sun, so it's sugar and milk powder." Yu Yuan, who had never been in the kitchen in his life, guessed wildly.

Xiao Yang frowned slightly, and said with a sneer, "Cakes without the sun deserve to be called sun cakes?"

Yu Yuan didn't take it seriously, "What's the matter, there is no wife in the wife cake."

"Wife cake without a wife?" Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows lightly, "That's not easy, just make a big cake, put you in it, and you'll be there."

...Physical wife cake?When Yu Yuanguang thought about it, he felt that it should not be delicious, and forgot to complain about Xiao Yang who is your wife.

Therefore, there is one more setting in Bai Tong's pen——

The leader does not object to being called a wife, but it seems that he does not like eating wife cakes.

Remarks: It turns out that the leader also has something he doesn't like to eat.

*

The welcome activities ended with eating and drinking, although Yu Yuan was eating and drinking non-stop.

After the meeting adjourned, Yu Yuan reluctantly walked a few steps, watching everyone other than Xiao Yang resign and walk away, and began to cry for being tired again.

"I'm too full to walk, I decided to stay in the council hall and not go back." Yu Yuan wanted to take root here, "Anyway, there is a small room next to it, with a bed and a quilt in it?"

Xiao Yang smiled. Although he always said that he was incompetent, Yu Yuan's sensitivity to the surrounding environment remained the same. He didn't specifically introduce it just now, but he just led someone past. .

It was indeed a small room that Xiao Yang specially made for someone who was too lazy to take a nap, but he didn't intend to let people live here.

"You don't have to take a bath, are you willing?" Xiao Yang knew Yu Yuan's temper well, and asked with a smile.

Yu Yuan was in trouble.

Yu Yuan is a complex of contradictions, he is lazy, but he loves cleanliness very much.He paints at home, although he doesn't want to clean up the painting tools by himself, but he understands the truth that he is not too lazy to leave this kind of thing to his parents, and he doesn't want to let the housekeeper and aunt help to clean up, because he is afraid that the painting tools will be misplaced by people who don't understand. If he confiscated it, he would go crazy, so he had no choice but to collect it himself.

The same is true for taking a bath. Although he is lazy, he will spurn himself if he doesn't take a bath for a day, so no matter how cold it is, no matter how lazy he is, he still needs to have a good meeting with the bathroom and have an intimate date.

Can't take a shower vs walk for half an hour, why can't you tell which is more annoying?

Yu Yuan once again gave up on himself and chose the third option, unconsciously uttering the current popular phrase, "I choose death."

He was already outspoken, and he used a lot of modern trash talk, so he didn't think much of it.

Xiao Yang's expression changed slightly, his hands were hidden in his wide sleeves, and his fists were tightly packed.

Yu Yuan used up too much energy to stab him with the sword, push him down the cliff, and set up a barrier. He knew very well that Yu Yuan knew that he couldn't escape this calamity, and he didn't want to hurt him, so he did so.But how could Yu Yuan abandon him!

He was poisoned at that time, and he couldn't use his spiritual power for the time being, but he was working hard to break through, as long as he hit it again... he could protect Yu Yuan completely, as long as he was given some more time.

After he bleeds, the poison faded away. When he found that his spiritual power had returned, he took the injury and directly triggered the thunder robbery, which caused the thunder robbery to break through the barrier. He stepped on the thunder and lightning and returned to the cliff. Seeing the scene of Yu Yuan lying on the ground covered in blood, the young man was even laughing.How can he laugh?

That kind of beautiful and lazy smile should be gentle and dignified standing higher than everyone else, laughing at everyone, not a smile lying alone on the ground, willing to die alone.

Now that the young man talked about death again, he clearly knew that the young man was joking, but no matter what, he couldn't suppress the strong emotion in his heart made up of fear, helplessness, resentment, despair... all kinds of negative words intertwined.

"What's the matter?" Although Yu Yuan was somewhat insensitive to feelings, he was not insensitive to other people's states. He was a very gentle person at heart, and he felt something was wrong with Xiao Yang, so he immediately asked with concern.

Xiao Yang's emotions were out of control. The emotions he had suppressed were now running out like a tiger out of the cage. Even Yu Yuan's voice was not enough to pull him back, but instead made him even more crazy and disordered.

Xiao Yang's beautiful water-blue eyes were filled with dangerous and deadly stormy waves.

Yu Yuan looked into those eyes, thinking in his heart what happened to Xiao Yang, why he did this all of a sudden, he couldn't figure it out for a while, but he wasn't afraid, instead, he felt a kind of pity that he didn't know where it came from, he didn't think much, and took the initiative Hug Xiao Yang.

As soon as he hugged him, he immediately found that Xiao Yang was trembling, as if he was in great pain, so he took the initiative to caress the man's back, and followed it up and down. After a few times, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly understood why Xiao Yang Suddenly the mood is like this.

He talked about death.