The devil said I was always messed up and abandoned

The twins still remember that when the Tiandao Alliance was established, there were also two conference halls, which were supposed to look like ordinary conference halls, but Yu Yuan thought it was inconvenient to pass things around in this way, even if everyone could pinch them. Trick, it still takes time, sitting so far away to discuss something, and even talking louder, it is too troublesome, so I quickly decided to keep the original one, and change the inner meeting hall into a rare long table , everyone gets closer, but the discussion is very fast.

But now, the person in front of him said almost the same thing.

This is their senior brother, and only their senior brother has such insight.

"Why are you crying, are you okay?" Yu Yuan usually has a gentle personality, coaxing the twins in front of him with a smile.

This kind of smile, so gentle, only their senior brother is like this.

Suddenly, both of them knelt down in front of him.

Yu Yuan panicked, "What's going on? Why did you kneel all of a sudden? I didn't want to act at eight o'clock. You two get up quickly, kneeling is very tiring."

He himself is lazy, so he naturally hopes that everyone can relax together.

The twins looked at each other, Yu Yuan in front of him didn't seem to know them, and they couldn't understand what he was saying, but the way he spoke and his personality were indeed Yu Yuan's.

"Brother." The two of them called again at the same time before turning to Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang nodded, "He is indeed Yu Yuan. I tried to bring back the soul, but he didn't admit that he was. I thought he just lost his memory. He said he was someone else. Do you think he is someone else?"

The twins shook their heads in unison and said in unison: "He is senior brother."

"..." Senior brother is so tall, how could it be your senior brother who has to be recited for half an hour, Yu Yuan complained silently in his heart, "You guys get up first."

The twins were motionless.

Yu Yuan had a headache.

Cultivators look much younger than their actual age, and the twins seem to be the age of today's college students. When they meet in another environment, Yu Yuan feels that they can still call them juniors or something.

I don't know why young people in this world are so stubborn and love to kneel like this.

Even if it's a long time to reunite, shouldn't everyone sing a song and chat for a while?

Yu Yuan murmured to himself, but he was persuasive to the elementary school students in his mind, "Your knees are sore after kneeling."

The twins moved in unison, "Not sour."

Xiao Yang replied with a smile, "They are all at the stage of transformation, and they won't be sore after kneeling for three months."

Yu Yuan replied, "But my feet are sore from standing."

Xiao Yang thought to himself, it's even more unlikely that you will be sour, but he knew too well that Yu Yuan is a person who can lie down and never sit, and can sit and never stand, so he didn't say anything.

"Brother, wake up, brother said his feet are sore." Du Zier said.

Du Xingyuan stood up early on his own, and replied lightly: "Do you need to remind me?"

The twins saw Yu Yuan sat down on the chair with cushions, and moved to sit opposite him and Xiao Yang.

The crowd took their seats.

"Yu Yuan, you all know each other." While introducing, Xiao Yang held the pastry and fed it to Yu Yuan's lips.

"My lord, how did you summon your soul into your body that used to sleep day and night?" This is the most important thing in Qiu Jinyan's eyes.

As monks, it is very easy for them to summon the souls of ordinary people, but it is extremely difficult to summon the souls of monks who are already in a high state. Usually, they spend most of their cultivation and sacrifice magic weapons, but they still cannot find a complete soul. , after all, this is the best of the best.

But Xiao Yang's cultivation seems to be equally advanced, without any wear and tear, and his soul also looks a lot like Yu Yuan. If the superior is really so capable, then what strategy did they spend time on?With this technology, you should first find a way to make a lot of money in the right way.

He didn't expect that when he asked such a question, he would immediately sell Xiao Yang, even though Xiao Yang had no intention of hiding it.

Yu Yuan heard something was wrong from Qiu Jinyan's words, and glanced at Xiao Yang, with a slight condemnation, "Body, sleeping day and night?" Why do you feel that his body was some kind of prop before he was summoned? ?

"My lover is dead and I need comfort. I'm lonely, don't you take pity on me?" Xiao Yang replied calmly, his light blue eyes showing a little innocence.

The two of them let it go in private, Yu Yuan couldn't believe it, Xiao Yang could even talk so profanely in front of his subordinates.He stared at Xiao Yang with a pair of peach blossom eyes, not knowing whether to question the man's behavior first, or correct the man's words first.

Xiao Yang took the opportunity to stuff another small piece of pastry to the young man's lips. Yu Yuan didn't expect that the other party would still feed him. Thinking of the man talking nonsense, he wanted to refuse stubbornly, but the unique fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus spread to the tip of his nose. It was too much to resist.

Dignity is precious, and integrity is more expensive. If it is for gourmet food, both can be thrown away.

have eaten!Yu Yuan ate up the pastry in an instant.

Not only Du Ziyou smiled, but even Du Xingyuan smiled lightly among the twins.

Is this a joke that he likes to eat?It doesn't matter, he just loves to eat, not to mention that he is not Yu Yuan here, so it's okay to lose face.And he didn't forget to scold Xiao Yang, don't think that a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake can please him.

"Are you here, a demon can say such words casually?" Yu Yuan was heartbroken, "Your status? Your face?"

"Why can't you say it? Without you, what would I do with those?" Xiao Yang's expression was calm.

"...Is there any seductive training center in your comprehension world?" Yu Yuan muttered vaguely, no one could hear what he said, "He said he and I are lovers, do you know about this?"

The answers were divided into three groups -

"No," said the twin group.

"He said it.", "He didn't say it." The two men who didn't quite fit in said each other.

"Probably." The group of two women who were obviously sprinkled flower petals replied.

Yu Yuan was stunned, "What question are you answering me?" How could there be so many answers?

"Before senior brother you died, none of us knew him." Du Xingyuan explained, "He said that he and you are lovers, we don't really believe it."

"After all, if senior brother has a lover, how could he not let us know, we two are the little junior brothers that senior brother loves the most, no matter where senior brother plays, he will remember to send us special products back, how could he forget to tell us senior brother that he has a sweetheart?" Du Mimi said with a smile.

"He's embarrassed, and the point is, he's lazy." Xiao Yang said calmly. Anyway, the person involved can't remember anything now, so he has no way to refute, "How do you know that the special products he sent you were not collected by me for him. ?”

Yu Yuan thought to himself, no wonder his mother would say that he has a strong sense of substitution, and his sense of substitution is too strong now, okay? !He is at home on weekdays, and almost all his things are online shopping. Obviously there is a family -4 downstairs in his house, and another ten steps away is your house, but his father often picks up his parcels. If someone around can help run errands, he He really will enjoy this kind of express service... Wait a minute, he doesn't even know the original appearance of the matter, why does he have such an unwarranted sense of guilt? !

"Wait, you all know Yu Yuan, right?" Yu Yuan glanced at the six sitting opposite.

All six nodded.

"You all think I'm Yu Yuan?" Yu Yuan asked.

The answers again split into three categories——

"Yes." The twins were sure.

"Pretty similar." The two women with hearts and stars in their eyes nodded.

"It's good if you can make money.", "It's boring if you can't eat." These are the mystery groups.

Basically, the last two should not be familiar with the previous Yu Yuan, right?Yu Yuan thought to himself.

"No matter what you think, let me introduce myself anyway. I am not the Yu Yuan you know. I am also called Yu Yuan, but I come from another place. Basically, I only know how to draw and paint all day long. Playing games, talking trash, nothing else, an abandoned house without the power to restrain a chicken, um, it means trash, just want to eat and die every day, completely different from the Yu Yuan you mentioned. "

"Exactly the same." Xiao Yang replied.

The twins nodded with a smile and Mimi, and the other nodded with a cold face, "Really."

"I'll be responsible for telling you about Yu Yuan's life." Hu Die smiled and said something that everyone in the world of cultivating immortals knows.

Yu Yuan is a genius in the world of cultivating immortals. He was sent to the Cangshan School since he was a child. He has excellent bones and became famous at a young age. He breaks through every realm much faster than others. Some people say that he is very diligent, and some people say that he has the guidance of a teacher.But he is indeed the monk who has been promoted the fastest in the world of immortality for so many years.

"Then he must be serious." Yu Yuan said.

"No, he told us that he entered the Tao through laziness." Du Xingyuan said lightly.

Yu Yuan was thrown into the fairy gate when he was a child. At that time, he was too young to be lazy in an open manner. He could only practice as long as others practiced, but there was basically no extra practice, more practice, and hard work day and night. He just spends the same amount of time practicing like most of his disciples, but it is extremely easy for him to break through the realm, and he passed the realm that no one else can break no matter what, he passed it inexplicably, asked him why, he answered not come out.

"That's why senior brother was thought to be very proud at first. But it's not, he really doesn't know, and he's lazy." Du Xingyuan explained.

Yu Yuan's cultivation base has risen rapidly, and he was also troubled by his fellow apprentices. He is lazy, avoids what he can avoid, pretends not to know if he can pretend not to know, and only uses force to solve it when there is really no other way.

Du Ziyou said with a smile: "Senior brother is lazy even in fighting, it doesn't mean that he just allows others to bully him, but if someone bullies him, he can finish the opponent with one move, and he will never use the second move. "To put it bluntly, I'm still lazy.

Externally, of course, the Cangshan faction couldn't make Yu Yuan lazy and famous, so only those who were really close to him knew his temper. However, he often complained that he was tired of pretending, and once his own territory was immediately soft and rotten.

"And senior brother still likes to eat. In the past, we would always help senior brother open a small stove." Du Xingyuan said.

Yu Yuan, who happened to be fed by the snacks that Xiao Yang stuffed in, said: "..." What is this terrible déjà vu?

Du Zi'er continued: "Senior brother brought the tiger back, and we competed with that tiger to help senior brother cook."

Yu Yuan wanted to care about the tiger when he heard about it. Anyway, the tiger can’t shut him up in the dark room now. He was very curious, “Is the tiger cute? Isn’t it very beautiful and easy to masturbate?”

"How could a tiger who would rob us of the kitchen be cute?" Du Xingyuan replied coldly.

"How can it not be cute?" Just imagining a fluffy white tiger cooking in the kitchen, Yu Yuan is almost so cute.

Xiao Yang raised the corners of his lips, smiled and said nothing.

The faces of the twin brothers were all stiff.

"Have you never masturbated a tiger before? How is it possible? If I see it and I am sure that tigers will not bite people, I will definitely masturbate first!" Yu Yuanguang was so excited when he thought about it.

"They want to masturbate." Xiao Yang thought in his heart. Not many people from the Cangshan faction saw that he didn't want to masturbate, "but that tiger never masturbated to anyone other than you."

Bai Tong: "Hmm." It's kind of cute.

Yu Yuan was puzzled, "How do you know?"

Xiao Yang and Yihu play the two roles, and the acting is superb, "A rival in love always needs to spend time getting to know each other."

Hu Die's eyes were shining, "It's not shameful to want to pet a tiger, because that tiger looks really handsome, it's a pity that I don't let you touch it, but it's also attractive."

"Attractive place?" Du Zier tilted his head, as if thinking.The two brothers have questioned Xiao Yang's identity for a long time, but now seeing the interaction between Yu Yuan and Xiao Yang, their suspicions deepened, so they decided to poke someone, and asked with a smile: "You mean to turn into a woman to fight with us?" Room, is this place attractive?"

Yu Yuan found the most serious problem, "Wait, is that tiger a male or a female?"

It wouldn't happen that I thought I was wearing a danmei novel, but it turned out to be a romance novel.

"It's a male." Xiao Yang replied, "You don't need to get close, you can clearly see that it is a male."

Yu Yuan wondered, "How do you know?"

"Who can't see it?" Xiao Yang smiled, "He's very big."

Yu Yuan was completely puzzled, "...does it do you any good to brag about your rival's size?"

Xiao Yang replied calmly: "It means that I have a big heart, and I am willing to give a fair comment, and I will not slander my rival at will."

Are you even boasting after all?Yu Yuan: "...So I still have to give you an awesome stamp?"

"No need." Xiao Yang calmly refused, "Although I don't know what chapter it is, are you sure you worked so hard to write it?"

Yu Yuan: "..." There is really no way to refute, he probably doesn't even want to spend effort to engrave a chapter.

Xiao Yang fed a piece of candied date cake into Yu Yuan's mouth, "So, let me do the stamping for you."

At first glance, I thought it was a good suggestion, but after thinking about it, Yu Yuan felt something was wrong: "..."

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Baihu Benhu: I was so awesome!Fuck me! ! ╲()/

Taro ball: ... (Why do I always feel that something is wrong)

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