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Blowing up a balcony or something... In fact, this is not the first time in Yan Xiaofu's memory, but last time it wasn't her who made it, but her mother, and it wasn't in this house, but her hometown.

That happened when Yan Xiaofu was seven years old. Every time Yan Xiaofu thinks about these things, she feels a little hopeless. She remembers that the winter was very cold that year, and firecrackers were not banned at that time. Every few days when the Chinese New Year comes, the downstairs of the house will ding!Boom!

As the only male in the family, Yan Xiaofu's father is very keen on setting off firecrackers, and is committed to leading her daughter into the wrong way of setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year... If that hadn't happened, maybe Yan Xiaofu He would really get what he wanted, but... that day finally came...

"Hey, you...how do you shave?" My best friend asked with the brush used to scrape the wall.

"I don't know how to scrape." Yan Xiaofu scratched her head, "Maybe just scrape it casually, and then flatten it..."

The best friend nodded knowingly, squatted down and continued with Lime.

Yan Xiaofu continued to recall what she just said, ah, what did she say just now, her father was committed to leading her to the annoying road of shooting...

Then one day her father happily bought more than a dozen kinds of firecrackers, claiming that if there was any kind, she would try it for her daughter, but it happened that the weather was very cold that day, and Yan Xiaofu, who was seven years old, did not want to go out, so her father was very angry. not happy.

... It's not a happy day to be so unhappy.

very unhappy.

very unhappy.

Unhappy.

Yan Xiaofu's mother, who was cooking in the kitchen, came over and looked at her father with distasteful eyes, saying that there is something terrible about this thing, if it can't be left outside, it can be kept at home.As soon as the glass door on the balcony was closed, firecrackers were thrown in at one o'clock, and then hurried back.

Seven-year-old Yan Xiaofu: "...Mom? What?"

Although Yan Xiaofu's father is not reliable, he still cherishes life. He hesitated for a moment, but was despised by Yan Xiaofu's mother.Her mother said it was not difficult, she simply snatched a fire flying saucer, and threw it on the balcony with a little lead, then turned her head and looked at the two of them cheerfully...

So far, Yan Xiaofu still doesn't understand what her mother's brain circuit is. Anyway, the balcony of their house collapsed that year like a haunted house, and the walls were completely dark. From then on, Yan Xiaofu refused to go out every year when firecrackers were set off, staying at home Shaking worse than the dog downstairs.

Yan Xiaofu is very handy in painting the walls and fences. After calling a few decorators to build the balcony, she didn't want to pay for someone to paint the walls, so she just did it herself. Somehow, she felt that this skill seemed to be The genes her mother passed on to her.

"Okay, it's almost enough to make a living, let it hang out overnight, you can go to sleep with me today, and come back when the smell dissipates." The best friend said.

Yan Xiaofu gave a hutch, and went to join her best friend with her small bag on her back.

Yan Xiaofu didn't figure out what the function of the potion and elixir was, but she felt that she had developed a brand new function... At least this thing could blow her up to the sky directly, 120 No need to fight, the effect is amazing.

Probably the only flaw with this thing is the lack of leads.

But there is no need to worry about this, Yan Xiaofu now has another idea, she is going to make this thing into a remote control thing, and improve it to try to play a good effect.

Or... It's not bad to transform it into an edible bomb... Eat one first, let him fall into terrible gastroenteritis, and when his gastroenteritis is almost cured, and he is relieved, immediately give him another one, swallow Xiaofu gradually fell into another kind of meditation...

... By the way, what the hell did I buy two of them.

Before the start of the next live broadcast, Yan Xiaofu's home has already been renovated, and Yan Xiaofu asked the decorator to install two more radiators by the way, radiators... Naturally, the more the better, especially the old people in the north For the neighborhood.

Yan Xiaofu changed the wallpaper on the balcony again, trying to survive the explosion, and buried the traces of the explosion. As for the neighbors asking, Yan Xiaofu's unified answer was... put the leftovers from last year at home. under the firecrackers.

The expressions of the neighbors were the same as those of Yan Xiaofu and Yan Xiaofu's father when they saw Yan Xiaofu's mother.

Yan Xiaofu sat on the sofa in a slumped state by herself, while gnawing pig's trotters, she silently dismissed the grade of local specialties in the Jade Immortal Plane, which can be called the worst plane in history, and the market supervision is not good enough. It's not strict, it's just...very spicy.

She silently tore off the original label on the small bottle in her hand, and replaced it with a skull logo. Originally, if this thing was useful, she wanted to use it for her mother. Now that it looks like this, she would rather take it out Take revenge on the world.

Before the start of the next live broadcast, Yan Xiaofu didn't prepare very well. Decorating was a waste of energy. Yan Xiaofu almost spent all her time on it, so naturally she didn't have the heart to pack things anymore, so she just Before the live broadcast started, I went to the store and bought some bread and milk to pack it up, to prevent myself from suddenly entering a doomsday level plane and starving to death there.

Then Yan Xiaofu went to work so calmly. Before leaving, she explained to the worker that she would clean up the rest of the place. She paid her best friend for the salary, and then gave her best friend the decoration fee.

When entering the live broadcast plane, Yan Xiaofu casually bought some anti-pain tablets, and then saw that the live broadcast room started to sell pets. Yan Xiaofu looked at the price and felt that it seemed to be more expensive than her poor life , but this kind of thing is still very delicate in general. It belongs to the game of the rich. If you buy one at a high price and then feed it to death... Wow, the picture is so beautiful.

There are many pets there, the small ones are dogs, birds and so on. Of course, these pets are not just ordinary pets, they all have a lot of abilities, just like dogs. Wearing a forehead guard, if Yan Xiaofu guessed correctly, the name of this unhappy dog ​​should be Parker...

As for birds and the like, Yan Xiaofu saw that there are some that can monitor others, and some that can deliver letters, with different prices and shapes. There are also owls in Harry Potter, but Yan Xiaofu has nothing to do with these things. Interested, her eyes fixed on something on the last row.

Dragon eggs, phoenix eggs, unicorn eggs...

When Yan Xiaofu saw this line, she was indeed shocked.

Fuck, I didn't expect the system to be really strong.

That's right, all those pets that can be called ancient beasts have only eggs, and none of them have grown up. According to the system, it is because the training of grown-ups is too difficult. At this time, the system cannot guarantee that the "commodity" will They wouldn't just kill the anchor and run away, so the sale of adult bodies was simply banned.

But that number... is the astronomical number in the legend. Yan Xiaofu counted silently to zero, and then continued to drool in front of the translucent screen.

On the one hand, Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, what you said, it’s as if you can control it with an egg... Impossible, it doesn’t exist, the little dragon raised by Hagrid has been raised within a few days Not moving anymore, even a half-giant is like this, not to mention she is a purebred human.So you must not buy this thing on the spur of the moment. It is very likely that you will not be able to support it after buying it, or it will not be yours if you keep it. You have to donate it to the zoo or something...

On the other hand, Yan Xiaofu thinks those eggs look very beautiful...they are really not ordinary beautiful, they are very beautiful, the phoenix eggs are red and red, there is no trace of variegation, the mermaid eggs are blue and blue, and there are snow white ones , the color is different, and it will change every time it is refreshed. The system says that this is because each egg is different, and the color will change when it is refreshed, which proves that the previous egg was bought.

This allowed Yan Xiaofu to experience closely and intuitively what a local tyrant is.

Looking at those little balls... Yan Xiaofu's saliva was about to flow down, and she lay on the translucent screen, looking at it, Yan Xiaofu suddenly realized a problem, "This kind of thing is specific. What rules are used to make it? Just talking about dragons, do you think this dragon is a dragon in the prehistoric world, or a dragon in Harry Potter? Eastern dragons and western dragons are very big, and there are some strange dragons... dinosaurs Something can barely be called a dragon."

Moreover, the treatment of this thing is also very different, the combat power is also very different, and the appearance is even more different. The dragon and the phoenix in the wilderness are torn apart, and they are so torn that the heavens can't stand it and destroy them. Haribo The dragon in the special has even been dug out to make a magic wand... If you are a dragon in a romance novel, you can become a handsome guy and fall in love or something, and if you get a Dragon King of the East China Sea... Well, maybe you can look forward to it Summon another Xiao Jingteng?

Yan Xiaofu's expression gradually became dull.

The system said, "Is this thing actually determined according to the plane where the host is located? There are all kinds of eggs, so in order to prevent conflicts of laws, we usually grab an egg directly from the plane where the host is located." , if there is no such creature in this plane, the icon will be gray and you will not be able to catch it, but as long as you catch it, you can take the pet away directly on the next plane. protected."

Oh ~

After the system explained this, Yan Xiaofu suddenly became excited.

Hey, this thing is fun!It's exactly the nature of a lucky bag plus Pokémon, isn't it?

Later, when I walked on the road, I suddenly yelled, "It's up to you!" Then I pulled out an egg...

If the live broadcast enters a Little Mermaid plane... Yan Xiaofu thought in a daze, ah, the beautiful Little Mermaid, although the system should not provide such a harmless plane for humans and animals, there are still many beautiful mermaid planes.

Or the little flower demon... When Yan Xiaofu runs in front and the little flower demon sprinkles pollen behind, will Mary Su's dream come true?

Yan Xiaofu is full of energy, she is unlikely to buy the last row, but the front of these things seriously look, there are still many special people, she can spend some money to buy one, thinking about it, Yan Xiaofu directly entered the plane of the live broadcast, more active than ever before.

The voice of the system sounded slowly: "The new pet function launched this season is [-]% off, the anchor has entered the live broadcast plane, I wish you a happy live broadcast~"