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613 Chapter 22
Yan Xiaofu lay on the bed, cleaned the bathtub that had not been used for a long time, then filled it with hot water, and soaked herself in it.
She hung the clothes on the shelf next to her, and then picked up a small bottle, and after she was all lying in the bathtub, she opened the bottle cap comfortably and took out one.
They are round, and one looks very big, just like the big Huoxiangzhengqi pills sold in pharmacies.
Yan Xiaofu sniffed the smell, and felt that the smell was inexplicably similar to Huoxiang Zhengqi Pills. The slight resemblance made Yan Xiaofu hesitate, and suddenly the phone rang.
Throwing down the bottle in her hand, Yan Xiaofu slipped into the living room to answer the phone, her girlfriend's voice was on the other end of the phone, Yan Xiaofu said, "What's the matter?"
"No, what are you doing when you come back?" My girlfriend said, "Why don't you come to my house to play?"
"Ah... I'm making a wonderful experiment." Yan Xiaofu's voice was very calm, "I'll tell you when I make it."
"..." Her best friend was silent for three seconds, "Although I don't know what you are doing, but because we have known each other for many years, I warn you that it is best not to do that."
Yan Xiaofu frantically hung up the phone, then frantically ran back into the bathtub, picked up the small bottle next to her, took out one and threw it into her mouth.
Before eating, Yan Xiaofu did a lot of theoretical research. Although this thing is different in every fairy plane, but according to the various urine properties of Yan Xiaofu's reading of Niang Wen, this thing has 90.00 There is a ninety percent chance that black mud will seep from the pores all over your body after eating it.
Don't ask why Yan Xiaofu is so proficient... She is full of confidence and ready to see the appearance of her whole body soaked in black mud. She always feels that she will be very curious and very refreshing...
This thing... will bring people a sense of refreshment, which is like why some people can't help squeezing pimples with their hands. Watching dirty things peel off from the body, there will be a weird feeling Stimulate.
Yan Xiaofu expressed her confidence in this, she even had hot water ready, just waiting for a tank of black water to wash out.
So Yan Xiaofu jumped into the bathtub happily, took out a big pill, and threw it into her mouth neatly.
……
an hour later.
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"...Yan Xiaofu, what are you doing?"
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
My best friend knocked on the toilet door, "I felt something was going to happen when I heard your call, so I rushed here... Did you fall into a pit? If yes, let me know."
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
The best friend's eyes at the door suddenly became sharp, "Yan Xiaofu! How are you, Yan Xiaofu! I won't allow you to die!"
"Bao ah ah ah ah ah..."
"Don't die here..." My best friend patted the doorway, "If you really die in the toilet, I'm afraid it will be a shame for your life... And I guess I won't dare to go to the toilet for half a year, this thing is easy Leave a psychological shadow on the living, you know."
"Grass mud horse ah ah ah ah ah..."
Yan Xiaofu was sitting on the toilet, so "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah", "Bao gave me a roll of toilet paper, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."
"...Wait! Could it be that voice just now!" The best friend outside suddenly had a particularly terrified expression.
"Go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yan Xiaofu yelled in the toilet.
She was squatting on the toilet, her whole expression was that of the famous painting in legend, shouting, Yan Xiaofu has maintained this state for more than an hour since she just ate that big meatball.
She felt that she had made a mistake, and it was not an ordinary mistake... She forgot that there was indeed something in the little girl's text that radiated the evil of this world after eating, but there was still a great possibility that the evil of this world came from normal human beings. The next three ways to go...
This process may be a bit complicated to say. If there is a human body anatomy diagram at this time, Yan Xiaofu will silently point to the large intestine and small intestine, and then slowly go down to a more mysterious place...
My best friend didn't come to call Yan Xiaofu to see her squatting in the toilet, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", but just to let her go out shopping with her or something. After all, Yan Xiaofu hasn't I'm back, so I naturally want to pull her over to go shopping.
She happily brought her handbag and this month's salary. She wore a very beautiful little skirt and put on beautiful makeup. The original plan was to go to the pedestrian street to buy a pair of shoes, and then look at the out-of-season ones. Whether the clothes are discounted or not, and then the two of them went to a restaurant to have a good meal.
As a result, after Yan Xiaofu and her best friend went out...
—in the mall.
"Ma'am, this dress looks good on you. Would you like to try it on? The dressing room is over there." The waitress said.
"Hey, help me look at the bag." Girlfriend turned her head and looked at Yan Xiaofu, and saw her appearance, "Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah , hang the bag around my neck ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
The waiter's expression tightened.
What is this sound like a beast from hell?Is something about to break the seal?
……
—in a shoe shop.
"Yan Xiaofu, these shoes are very nice, do you want to try them? It's [-]% off today."
闺蜜喊了几声没听见回音,就看见燕小芙站在那里,一脸呐喊的表情,“噗啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……等等我就来,那边黑色的给我拿Come down, I want 38..."
"There is no 38!" My best friend shouted in despair.
"It's okay if you don't have 37! I'm looking for you trash!"
Yan Xiaofu walked over unsteadily, and bent down to take it. The moment she bent down, her body seemed overwhelmed, and the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" out of her mouth was even more shrill.
……
—In the restaurant.
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
The best friend silently looked down at the mashed potatoes mixed with sweet noodle sauce on her plate.
“噗啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你不尝尝吗?他们家的土豆泥真的是一绝啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……”面前的燕小芙用勺子挖了一He threw a spoonful of mashed potatoes into his mouth, "Look, there is a little yellow sauce on the mashed potatoes... What is this? Hey, it's a little sweet..."
The girlfriend's expression gradually froze.
Damn I really want to strangle her.
After strolling around outside, my best friend looked at Yan Xiaofu and said worriedly: "Your diarrhea is no longer ordinary... Hurry up and go to the hospital, your home is also close to the hospital."
"It's okay ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh', this is something to endure, if I can't even bear this, then how should I change?" Strong ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
Her "ah" is extraordinarily long, it sounds like singing a Beijing opera when you hear it suddenly, and the ending sound is extraordinarily distant...
The best friend brought Yan Xiaofu home, put the newly bought toilet paper in the toilet, and said to her, "Then I'll be leaving first."
"You go ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
After her best friend left, Yan Xiaofu maintained the state of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah Make stewed fish with eggplant and eat it with steamed buns dipped in fish soup.
The whole kitchen was full of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"."
But it doesn't matter at all... This is the first step to becoming beautiful.
The confident Yan Xiaofu scraped the scales of the fish confidently, then cooked the soup confidently, cooked the rice confidently, and then lay down on the ground confidently and hit 120...
At around eight o'clock in the evening, Yan Xiaofu was taken to the hospital downstairs, and was checked by the doctor. Then the doctor raised his head and said very calmly:
- Acute gastroenteritis.
……
When my best friend saw Yan Xiaofu again, she had just finished hanging the water, sitting on the sofa with a gloomy face, her whole body exuding a strange aura.
"Fucking Sanwu products!" Yan Xiaofu looked angry, "Three Wu products are ruining people! How dare they sell them so expensive!"
"How...expensive?"
The girlfriend said hesitantly.
Yan Xiaofu lowered her head embarrassingly, how should I put it... Anyway, it is calculated according to gold bars...
After her best friend left, she picked up the small bottle next to her and looked at it carefully for a long time. It's impossible, this thing... would this kind of thing happen in a place as simple as Zhu Xian's folk customs?
Yan Xiaofu doesn't believe in evil, she feels that even if this thing seems to be made into poison, it is not an ordinary poison, but a poison from the Xianxia plane.
After thinking about it, Yan Xiaofu was a little bit reluctant to part with her own money, and then suddenly remembered something, that thing was bought from Harry Potter, it was a kind of potion, it is said that after drinking it, it would be very beautiful, Yan Xiaofu Fu always felt that the taste of that thing was too weird, so she kept throwing it there and didn't dare to drink it, and now there is still a lot left.
These two things that she doesn't use very often... can they be recycled?After all, she didn't dare to eat anymore, but the price was quite expensive.
On the balcony, Yan Xiaofu was wearing a gas mask and gloves, holding a few test tubes and cauldrons from Harry Potter, pretending to be a potionist.
Then, she slowly dripped the potion from her hand into the powder in the test tube.
And then……
Her balcony exploded.
It was fried beautifully.
She hung the clothes on the shelf next to her, and then picked up a small bottle, and after she was all lying in the bathtub, she opened the bottle cap comfortably and took out one.
They are round, and one looks very big, just like the big Huoxiangzhengqi pills sold in pharmacies.
Yan Xiaofu sniffed the smell, and felt that the smell was inexplicably similar to Huoxiang Zhengqi Pills. The slight resemblance made Yan Xiaofu hesitate, and suddenly the phone rang.
Throwing down the bottle in her hand, Yan Xiaofu slipped into the living room to answer the phone, her girlfriend's voice was on the other end of the phone, Yan Xiaofu said, "What's the matter?"
"No, what are you doing when you come back?" My girlfriend said, "Why don't you come to my house to play?"
"Ah... I'm making a wonderful experiment." Yan Xiaofu's voice was very calm, "I'll tell you when I make it."
"..." Her best friend was silent for three seconds, "Although I don't know what you are doing, but because we have known each other for many years, I warn you that it is best not to do that."
Yan Xiaofu frantically hung up the phone, then frantically ran back into the bathtub, picked up the small bottle next to her, took out one and threw it into her mouth.
Before eating, Yan Xiaofu did a lot of theoretical research. Although this thing is different in every fairy plane, but according to the various urine properties of Yan Xiaofu's reading of Niang Wen, this thing has 90.00 There is a ninety percent chance that black mud will seep from the pores all over your body after eating it.
Don't ask why Yan Xiaofu is so proficient... She is full of confidence and ready to see the appearance of her whole body soaked in black mud. She always feels that she will be very curious and very refreshing...
This thing... will bring people a sense of refreshment, which is like why some people can't help squeezing pimples with their hands. Watching dirty things peel off from the body, there will be a weird feeling Stimulate.
Yan Xiaofu expressed her confidence in this, she even had hot water ready, just waiting for a tank of black water to wash out.
So Yan Xiaofu jumped into the bathtub happily, took out a big pill, and threw it into her mouth neatly.
……
an hour later.
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"...Yan Xiaofu, what are you doing?"
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
My best friend knocked on the toilet door, "I felt something was going to happen when I heard your call, so I rushed here... Did you fall into a pit? If yes, let me know."
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
The best friend's eyes at the door suddenly became sharp, "Yan Xiaofu! How are you, Yan Xiaofu! I won't allow you to die!"
"Bao ah ah ah ah ah..."
"Don't die here..." My best friend patted the doorway, "If you really die in the toilet, I'm afraid it will be a shame for your life... And I guess I won't dare to go to the toilet for half a year, this thing is easy Leave a psychological shadow on the living, you know."
"Grass mud horse ah ah ah ah ah..."
Yan Xiaofu was sitting on the toilet, so "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah", "Bao gave me a roll of toilet paper, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."
"...Wait! Could it be that voice just now!" The best friend outside suddenly had a particularly terrified expression.
"Go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yan Xiaofu yelled in the toilet.
She was squatting on the toilet, her whole expression was that of the famous painting in legend, shouting, Yan Xiaofu has maintained this state for more than an hour since she just ate that big meatball.
She felt that she had made a mistake, and it was not an ordinary mistake... She forgot that there was indeed something in the little girl's text that radiated the evil of this world after eating, but there was still a great possibility that the evil of this world came from normal human beings. The next three ways to go...
This process may be a bit complicated to say. If there is a human body anatomy diagram at this time, Yan Xiaofu will silently point to the large intestine and small intestine, and then slowly go down to a more mysterious place...
My best friend didn't come to call Yan Xiaofu to see her squatting in the toilet, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", but just to let her go out shopping with her or something. After all, Yan Xiaofu hasn't I'm back, so I naturally want to pull her over to go shopping.
She happily brought her handbag and this month's salary. She wore a very beautiful little skirt and put on beautiful makeup. The original plan was to go to the pedestrian street to buy a pair of shoes, and then look at the out-of-season ones. Whether the clothes are discounted or not, and then the two of them went to a restaurant to have a good meal.
As a result, after Yan Xiaofu and her best friend went out...
—in the mall.
"Ma'am, this dress looks good on you. Would you like to try it on? The dressing room is over there." The waitress said.
"Hey, help me look at the bag." Girlfriend turned her head and looked at Yan Xiaofu, and saw her appearance, "Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah , hang the bag around my neck ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
The waiter's expression tightened.
What is this sound like a beast from hell?Is something about to break the seal?
……
—in a shoe shop.
"Yan Xiaofu, these shoes are very nice, do you want to try them? It's [-]% off today."
闺蜜喊了几声没听见回音,就看见燕小芙站在那里,一脸呐喊的表情,“噗啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……等等我就来,那边黑色的给我拿Come down, I want 38..."
"There is no 38!" My best friend shouted in despair.
"It's okay if you don't have 37! I'm looking for you trash!"
Yan Xiaofu walked over unsteadily, and bent down to take it. The moment she bent down, her body seemed overwhelmed, and the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" out of her mouth was even more shrill.
……
—In the restaurant.
"Puffahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
The best friend silently looked down at the mashed potatoes mixed with sweet noodle sauce on her plate.
“噗啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊你不尝尝吗?他们家的土豆泥真的是一绝啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……”面前的燕小芙用勺子挖了一He threw a spoonful of mashed potatoes into his mouth, "Look, there is a little yellow sauce on the mashed potatoes... What is this? Hey, it's a little sweet..."
The girlfriend's expression gradually froze.
Damn I really want to strangle her.
After strolling around outside, my best friend looked at Yan Xiaofu and said worriedly: "Your diarrhea is no longer ordinary... Hurry up and go to the hospital, your home is also close to the hospital."
"It's okay ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh', this is something to endure, if I can't even bear this, then how should I change?" Strong ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
Her "ah" is extraordinarily long, it sounds like singing a Beijing opera when you hear it suddenly, and the ending sound is extraordinarily distant...
The best friend brought Yan Xiaofu home, put the newly bought toilet paper in the toilet, and said to her, "Then I'll be leaving first."
"You go ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
After her best friend left, Yan Xiaofu maintained the state of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah Make stewed fish with eggplant and eat it with steamed buns dipped in fish soup.
The whole kitchen was full of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"."
But it doesn't matter at all... This is the first step to becoming beautiful.
The confident Yan Xiaofu scraped the scales of the fish confidently, then cooked the soup confidently, cooked the rice confidently, and then lay down on the ground confidently and hit 120...
At around eight o'clock in the evening, Yan Xiaofu was taken to the hospital downstairs, and was checked by the doctor. Then the doctor raised his head and said very calmly:
- Acute gastroenteritis.
……
When my best friend saw Yan Xiaofu again, she had just finished hanging the water, sitting on the sofa with a gloomy face, her whole body exuding a strange aura.
"Fucking Sanwu products!" Yan Xiaofu looked angry, "Three Wu products are ruining people! How dare they sell them so expensive!"
"How...expensive?"
The girlfriend said hesitantly.
Yan Xiaofu lowered her head embarrassingly, how should I put it... Anyway, it is calculated according to gold bars...
After her best friend left, she picked up the small bottle next to her and looked at it carefully for a long time. It's impossible, this thing... would this kind of thing happen in a place as simple as Zhu Xian's folk customs?
Yan Xiaofu doesn't believe in evil, she feels that even if this thing seems to be made into poison, it is not an ordinary poison, but a poison from the Xianxia plane.
After thinking about it, Yan Xiaofu was a little bit reluctant to part with her own money, and then suddenly remembered something, that thing was bought from Harry Potter, it was a kind of potion, it is said that after drinking it, it would be very beautiful, Yan Xiaofu Fu always felt that the taste of that thing was too weird, so she kept throwing it there and didn't dare to drink it, and now there is still a lot left.
These two things that she doesn't use very often... can they be recycled?After all, she didn't dare to eat anymore, but the price was quite expensive.
On the balcony, Yan Xiaofu was wearing a gas mask and gloves, holding a few test tubes and cauldrons from Harry Potter, pretending to be a potionist.
Then, she slowly dripped the potion from her hand into the powder in the test tube.
And then……
Her balcony exploded.
It was fried beautifully.
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