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"Xiaofu, come and help!"

"Hey, here we come!"

Holding the rag in her hand, Yan Xiaofu came to the front of the table, and with a professional smile on her face, she said to the two girls at the table, "It's fifty cash in total."

The girls looked at Yan Xiaofu shyly, but Yan Xiaofu's expression didn't change at all, she still smiled calmly.

The girl continued to look at Yan Xiaofu, and the three of them looked at each other for a long while before the girl took out the money from her purse and said shyly, "Then I... I'll be leaving today."

Yan Xiaofu: "Walk slowly."

After the girl left, Yan Xiaofu silently wiped the table clean, then walked into the back kitchen with the dishes on the table.

Just entered the back kitchen, before waiting for 2 minutes, someone outside suddenly called: "Xiaofu, come here quickly! Why did you go back again?"

"coming!"

Yan Xiaofu ran out in a hurry again, and when she went out, there was another table of girls looking at her shyly. After that, Yan Xiaofu instantly changed into a pair of dead fish eyes, looking at the guests at the tables not far away.

All Takuma is a girl.

That's phantom limb pain.

Yan Xiaofu still remembered the situation when Sister Beggar sent her to this restaurant.With a kind smile on her face, the beggar sister said to the proprietress, "Madam proprietress, can you see if this kid is okay?"

The proprietress looked at Yan Xiaofu up and down, and then said, "Okay."

From that day on, Yan Xiaofu became a glorious young master of serving dishes.

Every time Yan Xiaofu just went to the back kitchen to stay, the proprietress would throw her out and let her continue to stay in the lobby to attract guests.

In short, it is to make the most of Yan Xiaofu's face and attract more girls to her.

Looking around now, the entire inn is basically full of girls.Even the few remaining men, Yan Xiaofu is not sure about them, ahem, so what, is their sexuality normal.

Yan Xiaofu walked into the garden with the vegetables she bought, and was immediately surrounded by a bunch of children. Like the two days before, she took out a large bag of meat skewers from the vegetable basket, and distributed them to the children one by one. kids.

Sister Beggar was fetching water, and when she saw Yan Xiaofu came back, she greeted her and said, "Did you go to buy meat skewers from that Western Region man again?"

Yan Xiaofu walked in and nodded, then rubbed her shoulders, feeling that she was going to die of exhaustion.

Sister beggar poured water and said, "The same goes for that person from the Western Regions. He pays the city management fee and it's over. He doesn't understand any rules. He deserves to be chased around."

Yan Xiaofu asked strangely: "Did no one tell him that he needs to pay the city management fee for selling things?"

"Why didn't anyone say anything?" Sister Beggar shouted angrily. "I feel sorry for him, and I told him countless times, but I couldn't understand a word he said, and he couldn't understand a word I said. I shouted for a long time, just like a fool, People just look at me cheerfully."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

"On the Horror of the Incomprehensible."

"Brother Miao came here to sell mutton skewers, it's really bad luck."

"Why do I not want Brother Miao to know about the protection fee 23333333"

"The one upstairs has bad intentions towards our Meow Sect members, dragged them out and castrated them."

Yan Xiaofu was quite speechless after hearing this. You said that you speak Chinese so badly, why are you running here so hard?

But Yan Xiaofu didn't bother to pay too much attention to things about Brother Miao, because her current situation might not be much better than that of Brother Miao.

She patted Sister Beggar and asked her, "When will I not have to work there? That lady boss is going to kill me."

"What? She asked you to do heavy work?" Sister Beggar turned to look at her strangely, Yan Xiaofu shook her head, but if she continued to do this, she felt that she was going crazy.

Beggar sister scratched her head, looked at Yan Xiaofu, thought for a long time and said: "There is really no easier job than this nearby, or I will help you go to a farther place to ask, you wait a few days .”

Yan Xiaofu nodded, then thought for a while and added: "Can you help me find a job that doesn't show off my face?"

Sister Beggar glanced at Yan Xiaofu's face, laughed out loud, then turned around and left.

MDZZ

Yan Xiaofu's face is not particularly beautiful among girls, it can only be said that she looks fair and has a good temperament, but when she dresses up as a man, her taste changes instantly.

Since ancient times, there have been more beauties among girls than among men, so as soon as she dressed up as a man, Yan Xiaofu immediately jumped from the level of ordinary little beauties among girls to the level of super beauties among men.

At present, women in ten miles and eight villages generally think that this handsome guy is good everywhere, but he is a little short. People in Miaojiang are generally a little shorter than people in Central Plains, but it doesn't matter, he is a little shorter , but the voice is nice.

The next day, Yan Xiaofu was still there with a smile on her face, and a girl next to her said to her, "Brother Xiaofu, do you still recognize me?"

"I know, I know." Yan Xiaofu replied again and again, and the girls over there burst into screams in an instant, shouting: "He has spoken! He has spoken!" "It's so magnetic! It sounds so good!"

Yan Xiaofu's expression was stiff for a long time, and she suddenly said in her original loli voice: "Ahem, girls, please keep your voice down, there are other guests eating."

She thought that with this voice, the girls would be stunned and even scared away, but she didn't expect the girls over there to be even more excited when they heard it, and a little girl blushed and shouted: "I'll go! He will also imitate women." Sound! No! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Another girl also shouted excitedly: "Although I vaguely feel that it is not good for men to imitate women, but when I really heard such a good-looking man imitate women, why am I so excited ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahh!!"

Yan Xiaofu: "..."

Girl, I understand you, I had the same feelings as you when I was young and ignorant, and then I got to know rotten girls, cp, what is 0.1 small receiving sound, and I also know the subwoofer man who usually explodes. Occasionally release the refreshing feeling of soft voice.

But now that the protagonist is replaced by me, I, Takuma, feel a little weird.

She threw the rag in her hand into the basin, and a bunch of viewers in the live broadcast room were laughing at Yan Xiaofu at "2333333", except for a group of children with strange painting styles.

These children generally wear the title of Rouge Lace Group.

Their characteristic is that every time the girls in the restaurant get excited, they get excited together, and frantically swiping the screen in the live broadcast room.

Yan Xiaofu refused to see what they posted in the barrage.

The guests finally left, Yan Xiaofu was packing up her things little by little there, when she was ready to leave, the proprietress suddenly called her over, Yan Xiaofu walked over suspiciously, every time she finished her work She went home, and she didn't know why the proprietress called her over suddenly.

If you have something to say, hurry up, I still have to go to Brother Miao to buy mutton skewers at a low price.

Yan Xiaofu looked at the proprietress in front of her, and the proprietress was also looking at Yan Xiaofu carefully, she watched for a long time, then suddenly clapped her hands, which startled Yan Xiaofu.

Fuck, you, what are you going to do, what kind of moth have you messed up again?Last time you clapped your hands like this, I went to sell my hue.

Yan Xiaofu looked at her with a terrified face, the proprietress saw Yan Xiaofu's expression, she smiled at that moment, and said don't be so scared, just relax.

No, no, although you appear to be a kind person on the surface, I am not as easy to deceive as Sister Beggar. After discussing with the audience in the live broadcast room, we all agree that you are a smiling tiger.

The proprietress poured Yan Xiaofu a cup of tea from the pot next to her. Yan Xiaofu felt that something was wrong. She took it tremblingly, and then began to look for a place to escape. At this time, the proprietress smiled and talked to Yan Xiaofu .

She said: "My store is just a branch. Our store is in Yangzhou. In a few days, Yangzhou City will be the busiest time. Every year, the store will be too busy. I'm thinking about transferring you there. Would you like Don't want to?"

After hearing what the proprietress said, Yan Xiaofu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I thought you were going to package me up and sell me to a little girl in the city, so that's what happened.

There was a voice asking her to agree in the barrage.

"Rouge! Go! Yangzhou is very close to Huangji Villa!"

"Hurry up, I want to see Zhuang Hua! Zhuang Huahua! The members of the crazy chicken group have been squatting here for three days!"

Yan Xiaofu thought for a while, and said to the proprietress: "I'll go back and ask Sister Qingmei first, can I give you an answer tomorrow?"

The proprietress nodded with a smile, Yan Xiaofu looked at the beautiful smile of the proprietress, and left work trembling all over.

I don't know why, but the proprietress gives Yan Xiaofu the same feeling as the fat man, the kind of person who laughs in front of her face and makes trouble behind her back.

After dealing with the proprietress, Yan Xiaofu felt bad all over, so she rushed to the market to buy meat skewers, and at the same time pampered brother Miao, who was bullied by the husky again, and finally returned home.

"Did she tell you to go to Yangzhou?" Sister Beggar asked, Yan Xiaofu nodded.

Sister Beggar was very happy after hearing this, and she said to Yan Xiaofu: "I haven't had time to send you away. Now she sends you to Yangzhou, which saves me trouble. I will write you a letter now. When you arrive in Yangzhou Look for people from the Beggar Gang after the city, and let them lead you to join our Beggar Gang."

Yan Xiaofu gnawed on the meat skewers and said, "Okay, then you write, I'll clean up first."

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The next day, Yan Xiaofu stood at the city gate, looking at a man.

The proprietress smiled and said to Yan Xiaofu: "This is the escort I specially found for you. If you follow him, you will be safe."

Yan Xiaofu silently stared at Brother Miao in front of her, thinking to herself, Madam Boss, you are really...not a waste of resources.

I thought it was shameless enough for you to treat a kid who escaped from Miaojiang as a free cowherd (hey), but I didn't expect that you even let you take a kebab guy who squatted on the wall all year round as a bodyguard.

Yan Xiaofu took a look at the shrewd, but actually very, very stupid brother Miao, and suddenly came up with an idea: this kid was fooled by the proprietress for buying a bunch of meat skewers...

The author has something to say:

There are also children who say that they can’t understand the last chapter of Tomb Raiders. Let’s translate it here. The anchor can only speak ironically, so it’s good to turn everything upside down~~

"My little brother is worth a lot, so don't let others take him to the grave.

When you go to the grave, you must let him follow.

He has a bad memory, you must take care of him,

He's shorter than you, so make him wear a jumper with a hood (so he can appear taller 2333333)

Also, don't let him wear the underwear that the fat man bought. "

That's it, bow~~