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"Hurry up, wash the clothes of the children here, and then go to chop the firewood in the backyard."

Sister Beggar sat under the eaves and licked melon seeds, spat out the skin all over the floor, then gave Yan Xiaofu a broom to clean up later, she went to the pier first to see if there was any work to do.

Yan Xiaofu silently took a basin of clothes, fetched water from the well, and rubbed them with acacia seeds.

"Has Rouge been washing clothes and chopping firewood for the past two days?"

"Master, have you finally fallen into the confinement situation now?"

"Rub it a few more times, otherwise things like acacia seeds won't be washed clean."

A little girl next to her ran over, stood in front of Yan Xiaofu, raised her head and asked her: "Xiaofu, Xiaofu, I heard people say that you are a man."

Yan Xiaofu grinned stiffly, pulled her over, and asked her, "Who did you listen to?"

"Aunt Liu at the intersection, Xiaojuan who sells flowers, and..."

Yan Xiaofu silently turned her head away.

After Brother Pao ran away in a hurry the day before yesterday, Sister Beggar first said something that Yan Xiaofu couldn't complain about, and then suddenly asked her: "Are you really a man?"

Yan Xiaofu shook her head resolutely, the beggar sister stood up and suddenly put her hand on her chest, the hair on Yan Xiaofu's body exploded at that time.

Beggar sister put down her hand and said decisively: "I just said you are a man."

Yan Xiaofu: "...No, I'm not."

Sister Beggar chuckled, turned around and walked out, Yan Xiaofu wanted to go into the room and strip naked for her to test on the spot.

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Thinking of this, Yan Xiaofu put the little girl's hand on her chest and asked her, "Are you saying I'm a boy or a girl?"

The little girl replied crisply, "Boy!"

"2333333333333 children are the worst liars in the world, you just admit it, the leader."

"I'll go, the screenwriter is really full of the world's greatest malice towards Yan Xiaofu."

"I, Takuma, almost burst out laughing. Usually, I don't pay attention unless you tell me. Only recently did I realize that Rouge's breasts are really flat to a certain level."

After the child left, Yan Xiaofu immediately yelled at the camera: "I repeat, poor breasts are a kind of wealth!"

Didn't Tuoma not wear a bra this time? Before coming here, she thought that women in ancient times wore bellybands, so she just came out wearing a bellyband, thinking that it would be fine even if she traveled to modern times. Yan Xiaofu immediately revealed her true colors.

The audience in the live room asked:

"By the way, Rouge, why has your voice become like this these two days?"

"I don't feel like dubbing. It's been two days, and all the mouth shapes can be matched."

"Well, there are two possibilities for this situation. One is the use of a voice changer, and the other is the false voice of the rouge."

"...When you talked about voice changers, why did I suddenly have the illusion that I entered the annual August [-]th?"

"23333333 August [-] in the same year has a sense of sight. There are too many scumbags who use voice changers to pretend to be girls to cheat money."

"Upstairs is not right, the voice changer can be eliminated, because it is impossible to use a voice changer to live broadcast for two days without showing the help, basically it can be judged that Rouge has a false voice, but the false voice is usually a female voice and a false voice into a positive voice. , or the male voice is faked into Yu Jie's voice, but Rouge's fake voice is really amazing, it's Lolita's voice that's faked into Uncle's voice."

Yan Xiaofu continued squatting there and rubbing her throat, coughing and coughing. Recently, she discovered that her voice had become interchangeable between men and women. If she spoke normally, it would be her own voice. Depress it a little, and it becomes a deep, magnetic male voice.

In the past two days, she sometimes used the loli voice and sometimes the uncle voice, but there were more girls in her live broadcast room, and they all asked to speak in the uncle voice, and Yan Xiaofu agreed to them.

She is still wearing a set of gray men's clothes that the beggar sister found for her, and even the women's clothes in the backpack were searched by the beggar sister, so now sometimes when Yan Xiaofu looks at herself in the mirror, she will The idea of ​​"Fuck, that guy with such a flat chest, such a thick voice, and a man's clothes on the opposite side is really me?" came up vaguely.

When Sister Beggar searched Yan Xiaofu's backpack yesterday, she scolded Yan Xiaofu for being a big old man who doesn't learn good things and has to wear women's clothes like those unmotivated men in the city, those sissy men She can't get used to it the most, just like Assassin, the leader of the Red Clothes Cult. I heard that he has recently adopted a male pet called Peony, who acts like a woman in every move. Those attributes of Assassin Isn't it awkward to look at it?

Yan Xiaofu looked at her backpack lying sprawled on the ground in horror, with things scattered all over the floor beside it, including a medical kit containing penicillin, iodine and other medicines, and her wallet, which contained her ID card. And some cash, and a carbon pen.

These are all things that cannot be seen by others. Fortunately, the beggar sister was careless and did not continue to flip through, but turned around and left. Yan Xiaofu was relieved, thinking that in the future, she must never put things directly on the It's in the backpack.

Very risky.

For the past few days, Yan Xiaofu has kept that wallet in the system, for fear that someone will find it.Although it would cost some gold coins to keep it in the system, Yan Xiaofu gritted her teeth and paid the money anyway.

Yan Xiaofu put the washed clothes on the pole in the yard, and then carefully pulled it with her hands to make it more even.

"Is anyone there?" At this moment, Yan Xiaofu suddenly heard someone knocking at the door, she took down the pot, walked around a group of children who were having fun, and went to the door to open it.

After opening the door, Aunt Liu from the street appeared behind the door. She smiled when she saw Yan Xiaofu, and said, "Oh, you are alone at home now, where is Qingmei?"

"Sister Qingmei went to the pier, and she will be back in a while." Yan Xiaofu put on a standard smile in an instant, Aunt Liu glanced at the children running wildly in the yard, and then stared at Yan Xiaofu in front of her, from top to bottom She glanced fiercely for a few times, and then said: "Then I'll go first, Qingmei will come back later and tell her to come to me. Someone gave me several sets of children's clothes, let's see if she wants it."

"Okay." Yan Xiaofu sent Aunt Liu out the door, then walked in and sighed softly.A slightly older child next to him suddenly raised his head and said, "Brother Xiaofu, do you know why they come to our house so often recently?"

Yan Xiaofu squinted her eyes at this kid, and that brat saw that Yan Xiaofu didn't respond, so she pointed at her and said, "All the daughters of their family have taken a fancy to you."

Yan Xiaofu laughed in her heart, thinking that of course I know, I am not blind, I went to the market yesterday to buy vegetables, and seeing the eyes of the women all over the street almost paralyzed her with fright, not even the price Dare to say, buy it and leave.

It's not a big deal, after returning home, Miss Beggar took Yan Xiaofu's remaining money and said cheerfully: "It's good to ask you to buy things, with your face, we can save half of the food money. "

So today I want her to go grocery shopping.

The person appointed by Yan Xiaofu picked up the money that Sister Beggar had left for her, picked up the vegetable basket, and went out with the youngest girl in her arms.

When passing the street that entered the city the day before yesterday, Yan Xiaofu took a look, there were old people and women, and some children.

Not a single man in his prime.

Miao men are really very beautiful. There are many children in the place where she lives, and they are all very young, but their eyebrows and eyes will definitely stun them.

There are many pregnant mothers in the live broadcast room. After hearing the news, they came here to pick up their beautiful babies, so you can imagine how beautiful these children are.

Miao people have very long eye tails, big eyes, thick eyebrows and big eyes, just like eyeliner. Compared with Han people, their skin is a little darker, but no matter whether they are male or female, they have a certain kind of bone in their bodies. charming.What the audience in the live broadcast room didn't know was that some children may have been exposed to Miaojiang Gu poison for a long time, and they still have a special mysterious fragrance on their bodies.

Sometimes when Yan Xiaofu looks at those little boys, she will have the illusion of "Are you a girl or am I a girl".

I heard from Sister Beggar that all the middle-aged men in Miaojiang were captured to be poisonous people. Now those who can escape here are old people and children who are not suitable to be poisonous people, and some women who were escorted out by men desperately.

When Yan Xiaofu passed the street corner and saw those refugees squatting there, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. She thought to herself, have so many beautiful Hmong men been turned into poisonous people?

Thinking about this kind of thing makes me feel uncomfortable.

She sighed, and cast her eyes on the ghostly man in white robes.

Brother Miao is wearing a big white robe, and the hat covers his handsome face, even his tall nose bridge and those cat eyes are covered. This man is trying to keep himself down to the minimum, and is doing his best... playing with his face lamb kebabs.

Brother, how obsessed are you with lamb kebabs.

Yan Xiaofu watched as the huskies next to her came over, followed by another training session. Brother Miao continued to apologize aggrievedly, and then took her own stall and prepared to leave.

Yan Xiaofu looked at the grilled mutton skewers in front of Brother Miao, and didn't know what expression to use.She has always wanted to know what happened to those kebabs.

It's been two days, and I haven't seen him sell a bunch.

She glanced at the little girl in her arms, walked up to Brother Miao who looked disappointed, and asked him, "A bunch of mutton skewers costs a penny, can you sell them?"

Brother Miao turned her head around in an instant, and Yan Xiaofu was flickered by the light in Brother Miao's eyes.

hehe.After Brother Miao left, Yan Xiaofu held a large pile of mutton skewers in her hand, and thought about the pile of blinding gold jewelry, big emeralds, big cat eyes, and those seemingly deadly things on Brother Miao. Expensive, spotless white robes, I thought to myself, brother Miao, what are you trying to sell lamb skewers.

I don't understand.

"Fuck! Rouge go forward! I want to see the whole face!"

"Why doesn't Ma De show me the whole face! I want to see Brother Meow!"

Yan Xiaofu thought it wasn't because I didn't want to show you the whole face, it was because this brother Miao always adhered to the school's characteristics of stabbing chrysanthemums in the back, and the hat was so low that I couldn't get a picture.

She took the mutton skewers and went home with the baby in her arms, but she didn't expect that as soon as she got home, Sister Beggar gave her a scolding.

"You used up all the food money for tomorrow! Tomorrow you let us drink the northwest wind!" Sister Beggar shook Yan Xiaofu's collar angrily and shouted.

Yan Xiaofu twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "Hey, it costs a penny a string, I'm a bit unconscionable about buying pure mutton, you're not satisfied with this."

"I don't care! What shall we eat tomorrow!" Sister Beggar continued to shout angrily.

Yan Xiaofu looked at the oil on the corner of Sister Beggar's mouth, and thought that you would still be convincing if you wiped your mouth clean.

Sister beggar sat down on the porch, looked at the children eating meat skewers in the yard, suddenly turned her head and said to Yan Xiaofu: "Hey, what is the name of the Tang family you met that day, isn't it super rich? Go ask him for some."

Yan Xiaofu turned around and asked, "Why do you want it? People ask for money for no reason."

"Just because of your face! Let me tell you, the leader of the Red Clothes Sect has a pet boy named Peony..."

"roll."