Don't press your head to engage in cp

[Holy shit, shit, did you see the picture sent by an anonymous netizen? ]

[The school grass is actually sitting on Lu Nan's lap, so exciting. ]

[It is said that the school grass was carried to her dormitory by Lu Nan, and she didn't go out all night. One can imagine how intense last night was, hehehe. ]

[Upstairs put away your saliva, is our school grass the kind of casual person?I believe they played Glory of Kings all night last night. ]

[If there are pictures and the truth, we will wait for the parties to make an official announcement. Anyway, I will finish this cp first, so please feel free. ]

[Hahaha, when two/Gong meet, there must be a result, come, come, come, buy and leave, the bet is made. ]

[I am pressing Lunan fiercely/1...]

[+1...]

+1n times, but no one pressed Jiang Beiyan. The person concerned was so angry while browsing the forum, biting an apple and sitting on a chair, tapping the screen with his slender fingers.

[The invincible handsome guy in the universe: I pressed Jiang Beiyan to be fierce/aggressive. ]

1 minute later.

[Sisters, there are still people pressing the school grass, hahaha, classmate, you are doomed. ]

[Is the school grass bad?Our school grass is the best. ]

[Defend A Dachun/1 school grass, the school grass is rushing, we will cheer for you behind you. ]

……

Lin Er asked gossipingly, "Which one of you will be on and who will be off?"

Xiaocao Materia Medica locked the phone screen and took a bite of the apple.

Damn... I really haven't thought about this question. Thinking of Lu Nan's muscular body and the powerful aura he exudes, he probably won't get any benefit.

But—our school grass also wants face.

Jiang Beiyan replied with a guilty conscience: "Go, go, I'm still single and a good young man."

Lin Er meaningfully pointed to the bright red strawberry mark on his neck: "Then your little red spot was bitten by a mosquito, so-and-so, your mouth is hard."

The school herb made him feel wronged: "......"

Are they really doing nothing?

There was a bug bite on his neck, if it was really caused by Lu Nan, he must be so ashamed to cover it up.

Luo Yang watched the forum for a long time, and couldn't help gossiping: "Speaking of which, Lu Nan is not big, how is his skill, Lin Er said that he is a child/chicken and has no skills, is this true?"

Lin Er said: "But he is tall and mighty, and his physical strength must be leveraged. The school grass was so happy last night that he learned not to return all night."

Jiang Beiyan couldn't take it anymore, he slapped the table and stood up, walking towards the two with a smile on his face.

The two people, who didn't pay attention to the danger at all, were dancing and chatting happily at the moment.

Lin Er touched Luoyang's hair: "Yangyang, you are still young and you don't understand many things. Some feelings are carried out underground. You have to know that the school's explanation is a cover-up, a cover-up is the truth, and the fact is the truth."

School herb: "...."

He also lovingly stroked the hair of the two of them, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly dropped a few degrees: "Do you know the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? If you don't know, I am very happy to show you the peerless magic."

Lin Er, who was out of consciousness, quickly got up and fled the battlefield.

Left alone in Luoyang to face Satan's punishment, he was distraught: "Brother Bei, you don't hit people in the face."

----

In the past few days, Lin Er, who broke the news, has set off a bloodbath on the forum again, constantly posting posts to discuss who is up and who is down, which quickly aroused heated discussions in University A.

Since Lu Nan climbed onto the school grass, he quickly became the central figure in the discussion of A college students. Some people even speculated that Lu Nan won the heart of the school grass by virtue of his superb skills. The previous forums were full of school grass changing boyfriends, and today the school grass is dumping again. xxxxxx.

The students were active on the Internet in vests, and basically divided into two camps.

Crazy criticism of the school grass/attack camp: Not to mention anything else, our school grass is the best of the best in the love field. Although it is not as tall as Lu Nan, it does not mean that it is small. The height does not determine who will go up and down.

The mighty junior/Gong camp said: Please, sisters, do you still want to argue when the facts are in front of you?With a huge disparity in strength, can the school grass, who is as thin as a chicken, suppress a wild wolf?

Crazy criticizing the school grass/attacking camp with a dismissive smile: Hehehehe, don't you know that wild wolves can also become loyal dogs?Besides, the school grass is afraid of pain, we unanimously believe that the school grass is big and he is attacking, you are not on the wrong CP when you read novels, you guys are doomed.

The rest of the buddhist people watched and chatted happily on the Internet, and crazily set fire to the two camps.

In fact, the school grass is feeling sorry for his wallet. Yesterday he became angry and pressed himself to be 1, and the five hundred oceans will be blown away with the wind. My heart hurts... my heart hurts.

"Your heart hurts?" Lu Nan finished playing the game, sat beside him and took a sip of water.

Jiang Beiyan clutched his chest, pointed at the phone screen, wanted to cry but had no tears: "How about...you do it for love..."

"Don't even think about it." Lu Nan interrupted him with a black face, picked up the jacket at the side, took out the wallet from the pocket, and threw it into the school grass's arms: "From now on, my money will be your money, daughter-in-law, mess Don't even think about it."

The school herb: ".....Daughter-in-law, you are tall, and I am a man."

Assi.

Lu Nan laughed twice, he broke Jiang Beiyan's chin, and kissed his chattering mouth forcefully.

----

The next day, when Jiang Beiyan woke up from his sleep, it was already high in the sun.

Opening the curtains and checking the time on the phone, Jiang Beiyan heaved a sigh of relief. There are still five hours left, and he still has plenty of time to build his mind.

He was the only one who woke up in the whole dormitory, and the rest were still sound asleep while grunting. Suddenly, Lin Er's computer rang.

Jiang Beiyan was so frightened that his phone dropped to the ground.

Wechat voice request rings kept ringing in the silent room, Jiang Beiyan finally couldn't bear the noise, got out of bed and sat in front of the computer again.

When he moved the mouse and clicked to log out, his hand shook——

Jiang Beiyan's eyes widened, he was stunned, and silently clicked on the voice chat request.

"Uncle, I'm going to take Yanyan home today, you must not go home, he doesn't know our relationship yet."

Familiar voice, Remarks is still the eldest nephew.

Jiang Beiyan rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that it was Lu Nan's WeChat account, he gritted his teeth and turned off the voice, and put his hands on the keyboard, crackling and tapping heavily.

Liner: You still want to hide it from him?

Great nephew: Take the time to explain.

Liner: What if he gets very angry, very angry, and wants to break up with you?

Eldest nephew: Then cook raw rice and cooked rice.

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

shit.

Go through the chat log for half an hour.

A man's mouth, a liar.

Unexpectedly, these two people have plotted against themselves from the very beginning, such school flowers, such national good roommates, are all fake.

These two people are a nest of snakes and rats, with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, conniving, irrational, and insane...

Scumbag Lin Er

Liar Lu Nan.

Jiang Beiyan smashed his head against the wall angrily.

【Speak】

This book will probably be finished by the end of December, and the new book will be seamlessly connected.

The new book "Being Broken by Roommates After Broken Love" will be launched in December.

Lost in love and drunk, ended up being slept by a good roommate. Before she came, she was sad. A month later, she was found pregnant again, and Xu Fan fainted on the spot.

And Shen Rhetoric has been sabotaging his love affair, teasing him on purpose, everything is under his control, how could he have thought that Xiaojiao's wife is happy, and she will marry her and go home to confess without saying anything.

In the obstetrics and gynecology department of a certain hospital, Shen Xiuci asked the doctor: "Can I have intercourse in nine months of pregnancy?"

Doctor: "Young man, it's good to be young and energetic. Don't forget that your wife is due to give birth in a month, so don't worry about it."

After listening to Shen Xiuci, he walked up to Xu Fan and said distressedly: "Did you hear that, you can't have intercourse, daughter-in-law, please bear with me."

After hearing this, Xu Fan wanted to hit someone: "......"