Don't press your head to engage in cp

Lu Nan leaned forward: "I plucked the hair of my legs and enlarged my breasts, so the senior can accept me, right?"

"The testimony of the two seniors was admitted by Jiang Beiyan himself."

"But, senior." Lu Nan chuckled lightly: "I'm fierce-attacking. Since senior likes long legs and big breasts, I can pay for sending senior to Thailand."

Jiang Beiyan's eyes widened: "You fart..."

"It came out of your mouth." Suddenly, Lu Nan drove the two of them out of the dormitory with a look of indifference, closed and locked the door,

The action is complete.

When a gust of wind blew, Lin Er and Luo Yang shivered, their bodies trembling and they still forgot to say: "This is our dormitory."

"Yes, yes." Lin Er's teeth chattered: "Don't talk, I want to hear what the people inside want-do-."

Inside the house, Lu Nan saw that he was blocked by himself and almost couldn't lift up, and his voice became heavy: "The poster is torn."

Jiang Beiyan was angry: "I won't tear it up."

Lu Nan's eyes, covered by long eyelashes, were turbulent, and his breath changed completely.

Looking at the devil-like person in front of him, and still being stared at by such eyes, Jiang Beiyan's forehead rolled down a few drops of sweat.

angry.

Cold and violent rage.

Lowering his head, Jiang Beiyan whispered, "I'll just tear it up."

The domineering lasted for three seconds, and the school herb immediately towered like a quail.

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The next day, early in the morning.

Jiang Beiyan was awakened by the ringing of the phone.

He had insomnia last night, and just fell asleep when the ringing ringing gave him a headache, and he didn't realize that the ringing sound wasn't his at all. He stretched out his hand under the quilt and touched under another pillow.

"Hey, I'm still sleeping, sleepy..."

On the other side of the phone, a woman exclaimed, as if suppressing her excitement, she was talking to the person next to her in dialect.

The school grass didn’t even open her eyes, she was half asleep and half awake, thinking it was her mother calling, she yelled “Mom” for a long time, the woman exclaimed again and again, and told him and Lu Nan to go home for dinner tonight and hang up the phone up.

He threw away the phone, then crawled back into bed, and continued to bury his head in sleep.

After 1 minute, put a hand on his waist.

"Don't make trouble, just sleep."

After five hours, the school herb sat up from the bed abruptly.

The bed, not his.

Quilt, not his,

The dormitory is not his either.

Even the clothes he was wearing were not his.

Xiaocao Materia Medica swallowed hard and fell silent.

For a moment, the only sound left in the dormitory was the sound of Yin Jun playing games.

Just when the yellow waste in the school's herb grass brain could no longer be controlled, the door of the dormitory opened, and Lu Nan walked into the dormitory with his things.

Assi.

Last night, because of the accident that happened to Mr. Cang, Lu Nan took him to his dormitory to teach him a lesson—yes, Jiang Beiyan praised him for more than an hour, and even said that he really likes hairy legs and pectoral muscles.

It can be said that flattery has been developed to an unprecedented level, and there will be no one to come after.

In the end, he couldn't escape the family law.

"Your mouth is broken, I only bought you porridge and buns." Lu Nan put the food on the table and stroked his hair: "Go and wash, there are towels and toothbrushes I bought for you in the bag .”

Jiang Beiyan quickly picked up his things and rushed to the bathroom to wash up.

Five minutes had passed since the wash. After Jiang Beiyan came out of the bathroom, Lu Nan's eyes darted back and forth on his two long legs.

Lu Nan praised: "The legs are white and beautiful."

Jiang Beiyan: "..."

Lu Nan narrowed his eyes, and quickly took out a pair of casual pants from the closet and handed them to the furry Jiang Beiyan: "Put them on, I don't want others to see them."

"???" Jiang Beiyan grabbed his pants and put them on.

School herb Materia Medica was only flattering and admitting his mistake last night. He didn't eat dinner at all. Now his stomach is almost empty. He holds a bun in one hand and a bowl of porridge in the other. He doesn't manage his image at all. He eats extremely wildly.

Lu Nan sat beside him, watching tenderly.

Suddenly, the mobile phone beeped again and again——

[Mom: Son, are you the one?Otherwise, why would Yanyan keep calling my mother? ]

[Mom: I heard that the UK can apply for a marriage certificate, why don't you hurry up? ]

[Mom: This Saturday, you bring Yanyan home for dinner, the handsome daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws, everyone calls me mom, I want to give him a big gift. ]

[Mom: Don't refuse, don't make excuses, don't shirk, go home on Saturday, two people. ]

Seeing him smiling in vain, Jiang Beiyan asked in confusion, "What are you laughing at?"

"Did you answer my phone and call mom?" Lu Nan raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Uh...probably...like..." Jiang Beiyan finished the last mouthful of steamed stuffed bun, suddenly remembered the phone call in the morning, and slapped his forehead: "I answered it, I thought it was my mother, could it be..."

Lu Nan nodded: "That's right, it's my mother's call, but it's nothing serious"

"That's good." Jiang Beiyan breathed a sigh of relief and continued to drink porridge.

Lu Nan paused and said, "My mother asked me to take you home for dinner this Saturday."

The school herb sprayed out all the porridge in one mouthful.

Damn... is this a trivial matter?

Obviously it's a big deal, okay?

Taking out a tissue and wiping his mouth, Jiang Beiyan asked, "Why does Auntie want to see me?"

"Isn't it normal to take you home?" Lu Nan raised his eyes and said softly, "My mother has known you for a long time, and she can't wait to see you."

The amount of information in this sentence is too large.

Jiang Beiyan stood up silently. At this moment, he couldn't turn his head and needed to go back to the dormitory to clear the air.

When Lu Nan saw that he was so surprised that he could not speak, he suppressed a smile, frowned on purpose, and asked, "Do you want to have fun, and give up once the novelty wears off?"

"what?"

"Last night, you said that you would not marry unless I was the one, and that you only loved me in this life. Is it all your perfunctory words?" Lu Nan pulled out a bleak smile: "As expected, you lied to me."

What kind of plot is this?

Chasing wife in crematorium or sadomasochistic love?

Jiang Beiyan was speechless, roaring in his heart: Brother, you forced me to say these words last night, and you made me swear to God, if I didn't tell you, you would put on an action scene on the spot.

"Headache." Lu Nan suddenly lost his strength and leaned against the head of the bed, pitiful and miserable.

Jiang Beiyan's heart tightened, he rubbed Lu Nan's head, and hurriedly explained: "It's all the truth, I lied to you and me to become a monk."

Lu Nan said lightly: "Yes."

Jiang Beiyan eagerly expressed his heart: "I like you very much, so much that I can't live without you."

Lu Nan raised his head, looked at Jiang Beiyan with a pair of beautiful eyes, his pupils were dark and deep: "Is it true?"

Jiang Beiyan nodded his head and flew up: "Speak from the heart."

"I believe in you." Unconsciously swept Jiang Beiyan's pale pink lips, and smiled slightly: "Then you come home with me, brother, okay?"

The phrase "brother" made Jiang Beiyan so elated that he couldn't find Bei for a while.

"Okay, okay, I promise you." Jiang Beiyan supported him: "Lie down quickly, and rest well when you are sick. If you have low blood sugar, you have to eat. I will buy you whatever you want."

With turbulent eyes, Lu Nan said: "I want to eat you."

"Pfft..." The invisible man Yin Jun sprayed out a mouthful of water.