Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

"That is to say, when the incident happened, you just came out and sat on the swing in the park in a daze because of insomnia, and you only saw the victim walk into the abandoned factory over there. There is thick fog, right? Okay, thank you for your cooperation."

Kunikida Dopō finished his investigation, and was about to take out his handbook to make a record, but when he stretched out his hand, it was empty.

It was a very familiar feeling, almost without thinking, he turned around and started roaring.

"Too! Slaughter!!!"

It is impossible for Kunikida Doppo to forget to bring the account, and he will never lose it, so there is only one possibility.

He looked over suddenly, and Osamu Dazai was squatting on the ground looking through his ideal account.

【Kunikida Doppo has often been secretly taken away by Osamu Dazai to look through the ideal account, but this time alone made him turn pale with shock.

The reason is simple, because there are many things written in his current account that cannot be seen by Osamu Dazai. 】

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai was alert for a moment.

Here we go again, and if it's not surprising, every time a script plot occurs, it is a critical climax node for fan fiction—that is to say, the love time for readers.

This is also the time when the script has the strongest control over them. Any kind of OOC behavior by the other party is possible, and it is difficult to deal with, which is what he needs to be most vigilant about.

【Kunikida Doppo is both an idealist based on reality and a realist chasing ideals. *

He looks like a very strict office worker, his clothes must be neat and tidy, his hair must be meticulous, and the things to be done every day are arranged accurately to the minute.

But his ideal is to prevent anyone from dying in front of him in a place like Yokohama, and he wants to create a reasonable and beautiful ideal world where no one will be injured.

He insists on such unreasonable and almost impossible things, but his heart is actually not as serious and rigid as people see and imagine.It's just that under normal circumstances, in order to maintain the reputation of himself and the detective agency, he will not let others discover the various thoughts in his heart.

Osamu Dazai was very familiar with Kunikida Doppo's handbook, and quickly skimmed through his daily schedule and work records after flipping through it proficiently.

In fact, it is normal up to here, but because Osamu Dazai's name appears too many times in the diary and his owner's emotions towards this name are too intense, it gradually becomes weird.

xx, xx, xx, x, sunny

At xx hours xx minutes xx seconds, arrived at the detective agency on time, was interrupted by Dazai who had hallucinated from eating poisonous mushrooms, and beat him up.

At xx hours, xx minutes, and xx seconds, I helped Mr. Ranpo line up to buy snacks, but was eaten by Dazai and beat him up.

At xx hours, xx minutes, and xx seconds, Dazai skipped work and ran away, looking for him.

At xx hours, xx minutes, and xx seconds, I found Dazai in the bar. He provoked the mafia lady and was about to be arrested and married, so save him.

At xx hours xx minutes xx seconds, Dazai poured a lot of chili peppers into the ramen while eating lunch and beat him up.

At xx hours xx minutes xx seconds, go to search mission with Dazai, in order not to disrupt the plan again, warn him.

At xx hours, xx minutes, and xx seconds, Dazai suddenly said, "Today's river looks really beautiful," and jumped into the river to scoop him up.

At xx: xx: xx: xx, Dazai teased me again during dinner (ps: remember, it is impossible to exercise lung capacity and control heartbeat by committing suicide by diving into the water), beat him up, and compensated the store xxx yuan.

At xx: xx: xx: xx, when it was time to get off work, Dazai was still sleeping on the table, so I woke him up and reminded him to go home.

xx hours xx minutes xx seconds, summed up before going to bed, today is another day when that bastard Dazai completely disrupted the plan. 】

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Is this considered "normal"? The 22-year-old Osamu Dazai is really bad!Do you guys in three dimensions really think this is normal? !

Osamu Dazai quickly looked through the account in his hand, and unfortunately found that it was true.

[Looking quickly at the back, Osamu Dazai soon saw a page with quite terrifying content.

That page was filled with his name, Dazai, or Dazai Osamu, densely packed and neatly occupying a whole page of white paper, making one's scalp numb.

Osamu Dazai's pupils trembled, and then he found that Osamu Dazai was written on the next page.

He took a closer look and wrote: [My ideal Dazai]

How can I transform Dazai into my ideal look?I had a premonition that this would be an extremely difficult and long process, so I made a detailed plan.

1. First of all, Dazai must love life and stop committing suicide suddenly.

2. Be sure to take off the layer of bandages on his body. Weird attire that hinders the normal ventilation of the skin is prohibited.

3. To correct Dazai's words and deeds, so that his behavior is no longer frivolous and casual, and he will not suddenly invite women to die in love during missions, be stained with peach blossoms everywhere, or even be sent bombs to kill him.

……

100. If all the above are successful, I will confess to Dazai and get married in five years. I want to adopt three children.

[Ideal Dazai Osamu's Transformation Plan] wrote a full three pages, with serious and no longer secretive feelings revealed between the lines. 】

Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded, and the hand holding the account trembled slightly.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,' Kunikida snatched the account back from Osamu Dazai with lightning speed.

His face was flushed with shame and anger, and the golden braids on the back of his head were blown up.

Dazai looked up at him blankly.

There were two damn familiar things in his field of vision, Kunikida Doppo's body.

The big pink love heart was beating crazily and flushing at a frightening speed on Kunikida Doppo's head, it was so excited and trembling that afterimages appeared.

The thick red thread wrapped around his wrist for a few times and then danced wildly around, almost tying himself into a knot, and finally stared at Osamu Dazai with a demented face in unison with Kunikida Doppo's movements.

How to put it, that moment really felt exactly like a beast trying to catch its prey.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai ran away.

"Wait!" Kunikida Doppo rushed forward and grabbed him, his face flushed and he shouted loudly, "What are you doing running? You, don't you have anything to say after reading it?!"

Osamu Dazai was stiff and just wanted to scream and say, of course I'm going to run away. If I don't run away, will I still marry you and adopt three children? !It's just off the charts! ! !

Calm down, Osamu Dazai, don't panic, Osamu Dazai, you should be very clear about what to do in this situation, Osamu Dazai, don't be afraid, in fact, it is still expected, Osamu Dazai, so just proceed according to the plan.

Osamu Dazai said to him with a serious face: "Kunikida-kun, do you know? It is outdated to commit suicide by one person now, and dying for love has become the latest trend. Everyone thinks that if you want to die, of course find someone to die for love. will be lonely."

Kunikida was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously thought: "It's not good for this kind of thing to become a trend, the suicide rate is getting higher and higher... No, now is not the time to talk about such things! Don't try to change the subject! Hurry up Please answer me carefully! This is very important to me! Don't try to fool around like before! Take it seriously, Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai grabbed his hands suddenly, approached him with bright eyes and said loudly: "So, what I mean is——Kunikida-kun! I didn't expect you to like me so much! I'm so touched! Let's die for love together. ! Bring your ideal account, let's go into the water together!"

Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but lean back, greatly shocked: "Huh?!"

Osamu Dazai danced and continued to yell loudly, saying that he was really surprised that Kunikida-kun would like someone like him, how the two of them usually get along, and even laughed loudly that Kunikida was always so strict with him and always beat him up Is it possible that he is a primary school chicken love like "I bully you if I like you", and he especially likes to emphasize that if this is the case, then they will die for love together...

They were already on the street of a residential area, and when they just investigated, they introduced themselves as members of the legendary armed detective agency.Now that there is such a commotion, almost everyone looked over in an instant, with amazed and strange eyes, and some even raised their mobile phones.

"Shut up, bastard Dazai!!!" Kunikida Doppo finally couldn't bear it any longer, roared and threw Osamu Dazai over his shoulder.

At the same time, the crumbling red love heart on his head split completely, and the red thread snapped as his rational line snapped.

"Huh, hoh——" Kunikida Doppo propped his knees to pant, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, and he glared at Osamu Dazai who was on the ground with his mouth wide open and stares in his eyes.

He straightened up, pushed his glasses angrily and snorted coldly, "I'm really out of my mind to have expectations of you! You die alone! Bastard Dazai!"

After he finished speaking, he walked away with heavy steps, his back seemed to be still bubbling with flames, and his ears were still burning red.

At this moment, Edogawa Ranpo jumped to Dazai Osamu with brisk steps.

"Oh, oh, it's really tragic, it hurts, right? Is this really good?" The detective knelt down and stretched out his hand to poke Osamu Dazai who was laughing, "Are you going to deal with other people in this way all the time? Although watching It sounds surprisingly proficient, but it may not work for some people.”

Osamu Dazai rubbed his waist and got up: "Oh, I can't help it. Fortunately, Kunikida-kun is super easy to deal with. Let's see the rest~"

The battle plan against Kunikida: the sand sculpture plus death irritated him, and after knowing that he liked him, he immediately yelled out viciously, and invited him to die in love together as a joke, and let him die so that he became angry from embarrassment.

After one operation, Kunikida-kun will definitely be ashamed and angry. He throws him a furious shoulder in the street, and begins to suspect that he must be out of his mind if he thinks he likes Osamu Dazai in life.

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Kunikida-kun is so good~

After all the experiments so far, it has been proved that the red line represents the possibility of forming a CP between two people and binding the subsequent development of the plot. If the red line between the two people is bound...forget it, don't think about such a terrible thing, anyway, because it is two-way , so as long as Osamu Dazai firmly refuses, there is no problem, but the scene of being frantically entangled by the red thread begging to hook up is a bit scary.

But the red heart is different. The red heart is a unilateral heartbeat, and Osamu Dazai uses it as the basis for judging the opponent's state.However, this seems to vary from person to person, and people with different personalities will also show different states, so it can only be used as a reference.

Generally speaking, as long as the red heart appears, the red line is not far away.

After the red thread is cut off, the owner of the red thread will temporarily return to normal, breaking away from the pink thinking and atmosphere of the script, and Osamu Dazai will not be gay by accident.

But this does not mean that he is completely out of the control of the script. If the development of the plot requires it later, and if the atmosphere is brewed in place, the red line will still appear again.

Hearts should be the same.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you cut it off once, it will be easier next time.

Moreover, cutting off once should last for a long time, Dazai Osamu doesn't need to worry about Atsushi and Kunikida for the time being, which makes him a lot more relaxed.

Anyway, after escaping the horrible future of being transformed, married and with children, Osamu Dazai felt more relaxed and happy than ever.

It's good to be free!Free race high! !Freedom is the best! ! !

Then Osamu Dazai turned his head and saw the player in the corner who was so excited that he was about to faint because he almost got real by knocking cp.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai's smile froze instantly.

Oh shit, it's over.