Dazai climbed Mount Kongtong overnight

I'm careless!

Osamu Dazai suddenly had this idea in his mind, because everyone in the detective agency had a clean head, even Atsushi who confessed to him last night had nothing unusual on him, so he was careless.

Hahaha, this must be Mr. Ranpo's love for dim sum and snacks!Must be!It is absolutely impossible that it happened to him!How is that possible! ! !

Systematic review: [Deceive yourself. ]

The panic on Dazai Osamu's face disappeared quickly, and he put on a smile again and said, "I'll talk about the snacks later, Mr. Ranpo, are you interested in the new commission from the detective agency?"

Edogawa looked at the players in the reception area in a flurry of steps, nodded after two seconds and said, "Hey, that's it, I understand, so the main reason is really you, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai laughed: "Hahaha, I really can't hide it from Mr. Ranpo."

System: [Huh?etc?What turned out to be so?What do you understand?Did you say something? ? ? ]

"But before that." Edogawa Ranpo raised his hand and touched his head, "Is there something strange on my head? Only you can see it? It only exists for you? Oh, I Got it, it’s that one! Is it something similar to the progress bar that often appears in strategy games?”

system:[? ! ]

Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a happy expression on his face: "That's right, that's right, Mr. Ranpo! It's really amazing!"

So it is absolutely impossible for such a Mr. Ranpo to like him, right?There must be something wrong with that red heart!After all, the game has just been launched and updated, so it is not surprising that it malfunctions.

Spicy Chicken Games must have misidentified Mr. Ranpo's strong and simple love for snacks and dim sum as feelings for the owner of the dim sum, it must be so!

"What the hell are they talking about? Games?" Atsushi Nakajima whispered.

"I don't know, but it's normal that we don't understand what Mr. Dazai and Mr. Ranpo said." Junichiro Tanizaki smiled helplessly.

Only the players over there are about to explode their hairs all over their bodies, thinking in amazement that they are talking about us, right?The game's NPC intelligence should not be so high, right? !Ah, no, but our strategy game won't display anything above the head, will it?Only your own system panel can see the value?

But... Should I say it or not, even though he was slightly frightened, the subconsciously reassured player quickly shifted his attention to knocking cp.

The player's glasses were crazily reflective, and he recorded and took screenshots of Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo's cat-mao stickers and the atmosphere where no one could intervene in the conversation, and quickly sent them to the forum for updates, which immediately caused There was a large piece of cp party screaming.

Edogawa Ranpo put one hand on his hip and snorted, "It's so naive to actually want to hide it from my eyes, Dazai."

"Of course, Mr. Ranpo is much better than me, there is no doubt about it." Dazai Osamu can even ignore the obvious red heart on the other party's head and continue to be happy, this feeling of being able to find someone on the same channel without hindering chatting It's great!

He might have found a companion who can resist this terrifying world together!And still such a powerful Mr. Ranpo!Osamu Dazai was elated——

"Dazai is very powerful, but he is still far behind me*." Edogawa Ranpo was so happy that little flowers almost appeared on his body.

"So..." He suddenly approached Dazai Osamu, opened his green eyes and said seriously: "If you really have any troubles, just tell me, there is no problem that the world's number one detective can't solve."

"Dazai, you can rely on me like everyone else."

Osamu Dazai fled in despair.

The detective agency upstairs is still processing the player's commission, but Osamu Dazai suddenly ran to the coffee shop downstairs and turned into a melted Dazai.

[Dazai, that's too bad. ] The system laughed at his escape behavior.

Osamu Dazai lay on the table without saying a word.

Others in the detective agency were not surprised by Osamu Dazai's madness and skipping work. What should continue, even the waitress in the coffee shop asked him what he wanted to drink with a natural smile.

Osamu Dazai got up in an instant, and gently held her hand: "Ah, this beautiful lady, I don't need anything now, I only have one request, can you die with me..."

"No." This time Dazai Osamu was interrupted by her before he even finished speaking.

The lovely waitress with a smile on her face showed a helpless expression, she immediately withdrew her hand and said, "Mr. Dazai, don't you know how popular you are now? Please pay attention, I don't want to be caught by that A group of terrifying men as rivals in love, otherwise you will find my body somewhere in Yokohama the next day."

Osamu Dazai was shocked: "No...how could..."

It really is the world's fault!Obviously those Osamu Dazai in his memory will be treated tenderly and have cute smiles when he invites the lovely waitresses to die in love!How could she withdraw her hand so ruthlessly and say such horrible words? !

What the hell are those (accent) men (accent) who treat her as rivals in love? !

[No, no, which parallel world did you see it from?Obviously, the waitresses in other worlds will also let you die alone with a gentle smile and remember to pay off the credit owed to the coffee shop, okay? !Don't throw all the blame on the world! ] The system complained loudly.

"Huh? Is the coffee shop recruiting new people?" Osamu Dazai saw a strange man wearing the work uniform of the coffee shop coming out of the back kitchen.

Key point: There is a conspicuous game id on the head.

"Yes, Mr. [Coffee Pudding] has just successfully applied for the job. His coffee skills are even praised by the store manager. Would you like to try Mr. Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai's eyes lost their brightness. Has even the coffee shop downstairs of the detective agency been captured by players?It can be expected that with this successful example...

"You have worked hard too." Osamu Dazai sighed.

"No, he doesn't need to drink anymore, we're going on a mission right now." Kunikida pushed open the door and strode over, picking up Osamu Dazai with twitching veins on his forehead, "I'm very sorry to trouble you again. I'll take the guy with me."

Osamu Dazai was dragged away weakly by Kunikida Doppo.

The player's glasses outside the door reflected wildly again, and the voices of screenshots rang out in his head, and then he struggled to choose which ones were the best and post them on the forum.

"Is Mr. Ranpo going too?" Osamu Dazai asked in a low voice.

"Well, because something interesting will happen." Edogawa Ranpo replied.

"Which aspect?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"The cute hat-kun is over there." Edogawa Ranpo replied.

"Ah... I knew it, that's why I want to die even more..." Osamu Dazai became even weaker.

"After all, judging from the situation, their side is even more popular than our side." Edogawa Ranpo was a little unhappy when he said this, "But we have Dazai here, so it is an overwhelming victory!"

Osamu Dazai had a headache so much that he started moaning: "That's why they want to get us together?"

"Correct." Edogawa Ranpo laughed, "Sure enough, only Dazai can keep up with my thinking."

Kunikida Doppo...Kunikida Doppo doesn't speak, anyway, if you ask these two people, you won't explain it, just follow their instructions.

The player noticed that Butei Shuangbi was interacting again, and hurried over to listen.

Osamu Dazai: "Two?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "No, it's four."

"Hmm...it's troublesome." Osamu Dazai thought, "One week?"

"It's a month." Edogawa Ranpo replied.

"Only Yokohama?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"That's right." Edogawa ranpo took apart a lollipop and bit it, "I'll leave it to you when the time comes, Dazai."

"Well, leave it to me, Mr. Ranpo, don't worry, I will definitely solve it." Osamu Dazai also laughed.

"Actually, I still have one thing to confirm." Edogawa Ranpo said.

"Me too, but Mr. Ranpo's eyes must be able to catch more clues than mine*, it's all up to you, Mr. Ranpo." Dazai Osamu's eyes were shining, and he looked at him expectantly with his palms folded.

"Hmph! Leave it to me!" Edogawa strutted proudly with his hips akimbo and chest out, the little detective cloak fluttering happily.

Player: "?"

Player: "???"

What the hell did they say?Why did human evolution leave me out? !

[I always feel like you just cajoled and abducted innocent children. ] The system said.

[No way, I am really shocked by Mr. Ranpo's strength and trust him. Do you think Mr. Ranpo can't see what I mean?And he was the one who asked me to rely on him~] Osamu Dazai said with a long voice.

The system begins to doubt itself.

[Really?I'm a little surprised to see you get along so well with Ranpo, I thought you would keep avoiding him.It's great if you feel good, I'm actually pretty bullish on Ranpo! ] The system said, [Although I still want to say it again, the way you were scared away by him before was really funny. ]

[Running will not solve the problem! ] Osamu Dazai ignored the system's cp speech, [Let's make the storm more violent! ]

Nonsense, of course it's because he can't run away at all.

Mr. Sen once told him that the best defense is to attack, and he thinks this situation is not bad.

He has to control the initiative by himself, and he must not be led away by the horrible pink atmosphere along the plot, and he must not be led into a ditch by them.

"Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Ranpo." Dazai Osamu approached Edogawa Ranpo, secretly offered snacks, and asked in a low voice, "Does Mr. Ranpo know who else is there?"

"I think you know this list better than me." Edogawa Ranpo said, and accepted the snacks without any politeness, "But since you have come to ask me for help like this, it means that you are still not sure... No, I don’t want to believe it.”

He sighed: "Dazai, what an idiot."*

The idiot Dazai looked at him innocently.

"Leaving aside the others, Kunikida-kun is one." Edogawa Ranpo said naturally.

Osamu Dazai suddenly looked at Doppo Kunikida who was asking passers-by for investigation.

Edogawa Ranbu's voice sounded behind him.

"If you don't believe it, you can go to Kunikida-kun's ideal handbook. There is a page full of your name in it, and there are six pages full of plans on how to transform you into an ideal Dazai. I read it no less than ten times."

Osamu Dazai: "?????"

Osamu Dazai pupil earthquake.