Sikong Zhaixing decided to disguise himself as Ouyang Ke, ordinary disguises can't fool Ouyang Feng, so he needs to use a different disguise.
Disguise is like makeup, the technical level determines the quality of the finished product, but occasionally it depends on excellent cosmetics to change.
The materials need to be matched, and the people have to choose someone with good acting skills.
Sikong Zhaixing thought of an old friend, friend is definitely a derogatory term in Sikong Zhaixing, just like Lu Xiaofeng, like Uncle Guisun.The most well-known news of the drunk Guisun uncle in Jianghu is that he can contact the legendary Dazhi Datong, so he often drinks in brothels and owes debts. When someone wants to find Dazhi Datong, he has to pay for him first debt.
However, people who are not known by the people in the world, in fact, he is also a master of disguise, and he has a big secret that is not known, for example, he himself is a great master.Even Lu Xiaofeng didn't know this secret.
Sikong Zhaixing wasn't interested in his secrets, and he didn't intend to publicize his accidental discovery, but now he's taken a fancy to Uncle Guisun's acting skills.It's time for the other party to repay this kindness of concealment.
So he took Jiang Yuyu to a brothel, which was the largest brothel in the capital. Speaking of which, the two of them had been there before, and it was the courtyard where Yi Rong came in to arrest Jin Jiuling. Although the oiran Xinger left suddenly, it seemed that It didn't have any impact on this brothel.
And Jiang Yuyu probably subconsciously remembered the good things he did in this brothel, clapped his hands, and glared at Sikong Zhaixing: "This time you are a stinky man with a fat brain!"
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows, glanced at her unexpectedly, then sneered again, reached out and flicked her on the forehead.
"This time you are not a stinking man, you are a silly girl... Oh no, idiot." He touched his chin and said nastyly: "Sure enough, it is easier to call a idiot."
Jiang Yuyu immediately turned on the repeater mode, clenching his fist and punching him, "You're the idiot!"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Who is the idiot called?"
Jiang Yuyu: "Who is that idiot called?"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Tsk, you can react even when you're drunk..."
Jiang Yuyu raised his chin: "Because you are the idiot~"
……
The two walked into the brothel noisily, and the old bustard saw Sikong Zaixing bringing a girl here, and thought he was a prostitute, so when he came over, he said indifferently: "I don't accept ordinary girls, I have to It needs to look good...Huh? It looks pretty good."
Jiang Yuyu's eyes widened when he heard the words, and his reaction was better than Sikong Zhaixing, pointing at him and saying: "I sold him!"
The old bustard: "...Huh?"
Sikong Zhaixing gave the two of them a blank look, and asked directly: "Where is the old turtle?"
Hearing this, the old bustard realized that the two of them were looking for someone, and instantly changed his expression, "Oh, it can be considered that someone is looking for him, let me tell you first, he has been sleeping with me for a month , Eat, drink, live, and sleep for nothing! Can you settle the bill for him?" There was a look of not paying the bill first and not leading the way.
Sikong Zhaixing looked at Jiang Yuyu, Jiang Yuyu had already turned his head away, as if he didn't hear.
Sikong Zhaixing: "...Sometimes I really doubt whether you have been poisoned or not." Otherwise, why would you still look like a ghost.
Sikong Zhaixing is no worse than Jiang Yuyu in terms of being stingy, so he naturally didn't want to pay the money, so he rolled his eyes and gave the old bustard an address, asking her to send someone to the inn to find Lu Xiaofeng for the money.Lu Xiaofeng often came to see Master Guisun, and it was not just this time that he was taken advantage of, so let's do it again.
As expected of Lu Xiaofeng's regular customers, the old bustard saw his name, took the address and immediately took the two of them up.
"This stinky old man drinks all day long and doesn't take a bath once a month. My girls are not willing to accompany him!" Although he has made money, the old bustard still has some disgust when he mentions Mr. Guisun: "If it is convenient for you , Tell him, wash it up and come back again!"
Sikong Zhaixing was noncommittal, just pulling the braids at the back of Jiang Yuyu's head with one hand to prevent her from suddenly running towards happiness and freedom.
Jiang Yuyu seemed to be here for the first time, looking around very happily, and as he walked, he pointed to the name of the room by the door - "Yunyu Room~"
"Wushan singing~"
"Fragrant skin~"
"Jade dew drops~"
Sikong Zhaixing tugged at her braid angrily: "It's all dirty words, don't read these lewd words!"
Jiang Yuyu grumbled in displeasure, put his hips on his hips and said impolitely: "The little virgin speaks! It's so innocent!"
Sikong Zhaixing didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"
The old bustard just in front turned around unhappy, "Guest, don't talk nonsense, our words have profound meanings, and they are not ordinary dirty words."
Sikong Zhaixing didn't ask what Jiang Yuyu said just now, and glanced at her: "The way to lead you is, what are you doing with so much nonsense."
The old bustard snorted and continued to lead the way. Uncle Guisun lived in a large room on the top floor. When the door was opened, there was a strong smell of alcohol. The room was already filled with wine jars of various sizes. .
Sikong Zhaixing walked in, and laughed at himself: "Did you poke a dimple in the past two days?" Jiang Yuyu was drunk for seven days, as if he had drunk fake wine. Master Guisun is an alcoholic among alcoholics!
Didn't he drink a lake from the wine jar in this house?
Hearing this, Jiang Yuyu probed over and poked his face with his hand: "There are no dimples!"
Sikong Zhaixing pinched a dimple on her face with his backhand, "Isn't that all there is?"
Jiang Yuyu: "?"
The wine jar was full to block the view of the room, but Sikong Zhaoxing still found the position of Uncle Guisun by snoring. This man hid himself under the wine jar, so he was not afraid of being crushed to death.Sikong Zhaixing, who kicked the wine jar away, kicked his ass, only to wake him up.
Uncle Guisun opened his eyes in bewilderment, saw the two people in front of him, turned over and continued to sleep without waiting to see clearly, and said vaguely: "I don't pick up customers today, go to checkout first and then talk!"
Look at the stinky faults that the people of the rivers and lakes have brought up, Sikong Zaixing kicked over again: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead."
"If you want to die, I can fulfill you now."
Only then did Master Guisun fully open his eyes, looked at Sikong Zhaixing, and cursed in a low voice: "Why are you here!" After speaking, he patted his forehead again, thinking of the news he received yesterday, he waved his hands and said repeatedly : "Don't look for me, I won't do it, I won't do it, I'm just selling news, I won't go out!"
Sikong Zhaixing didn't care that he knew what he came for, he just said coolly: "Really not doing it?"
Uncle Guisun: "Don't do it!"
Without saying a word, Sikong Zhaixing turned around and took Jiang Yuyu away, Master Guisun panicked again, he knew too well who Sikong Zhaixing was, he was not Lu Xiaofeng.
"Wait! Where are you going?!"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Go find Bai Xiaosheng, no matter what Dazhi Datong's status is, he has to give me thousands of dollars in exchange."
Uncle Guisun rushed forward and hugged Sikong Zhaixing, weeping bitterly: "You can't do this, Xingxing! I've been your friend for many years, and I've accepted you for so many years. Divide the money? How can you be so heartless today. "
Jiang Yuyu looked at Uncle Guisun curiously, and asked sharply, "Why do you cry so loudly, but don't shed a single tear?"
Sikong Zhaixing snorted.
Uncle Guisun's crying stopped abruptly, and Na Na said: "Isn't this just waking up, what's wrong with my eyes... Ouch, picking stars, stars, come, come, come in, come in and chat, come in and chat!"
Sikong Zhaixing unhurriedly pulled Jiang Yuyu and followed him in. Master Guisun closed the door carefully, and then sat down in front of the two of them, "Actually, if you want to detoxify, you don't have to find Ouyang Impossible."
Sikong Zhaixing put his hands on his chest, "You know a lot."
Uncle Guisun said embarrassedly: "After all, this is what I eat."
Sikong Zhaixing suddenly became curious, turned his eyes and asked, "Then do you know where Ouyang Ke is?"
Uncle Guisun smiled and glanced at him and Jiang Yuyu: "You don't even know where he is, how dare I know."
Looking at it like this means that you know it, and Sikong Zhaixing is not very surprising, after all, the place where Ouyang Ke appeared last was a place of great joy, and then he was taken by Jiang Yuyu in a nest.After such a long time, the news that the two disappeared in the rivers and lakes has spread widely.Well-informed people, such as Master Guisun, knew that only a man and a woman came out of Da Huanxi's lair at that time, and after they came out, Da Huanxi and Ouyang Ke disappeared in the Jianghu.
Although the appearances of those two people at that time did not match those of Sikong Zhaixing and Jiang Yuyu, but based on the integration of later news, Master Guisun probably had a relationship with these two people.
Master Guisun hurriedly said: "Actually, Ouyang Feng also came to me to buy news, and I didn't say anything just because of your face! I stopped even Bai Xiaosheng."
Sikong Zhaixing said, "Then I thank you?"
Hearing his tone, Master Guisun knew that the other party must have not given up on the idea of pulling him to play Ouyang Ke. He groaned and racked his brains to think if there was any way to detoxify, and suddenly slapped his forehead: "Yes, detoxification Ah, actually it's not necessary to ask for Ouyang Feng."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows and said, "Tell me."
Master Guisun smiled and said, "I don't know if you've heard of Bat Island."
Sikong Zhaixing: "The gold selling nest at sea?"
It is said that in a hidden place on the sea, there is a paradise on earth called Bat Island full of institutions, full of beauties and fine wines, where you can get everything you want.But not everyone knows that place, and not everyone can go there. Only those who are invited by Bat Island can go to participate in the sea auction. There are everything in the auction, such as antiques, treasures, secret books, and secret information. Even living people can be bought.
But for those who have never been to that place, Bat Island is extremely dangerous.
Because the identity of the owner of Bat Island is still a mystery, even uncle Guisun and Bai Xiaosheng, who know everything about selling news, can't find any clues.The unknown is always the scariest thing, and most of the people who received invitations from Bat Island were desperate people, which made many people feel terrified of this place.
But in the past two years, for some reason, Bat Island's reputation has gradually increased, and its reputation has improved, because they began to sell some medicines. Although those medicines can't bring people back to life, they can also restore dying people to their original state, poisoned people The toxicity has completely disappeared. I heard that the owner of the Golden Wind Drizzle Tower, Su, also went to Bat Island to take the medicine, but for some reason, he came back again.
Sikong Zhaixing frowned and said: "You mean, do you want me to go to Bat Island to buy medicine?"
Then he might as well find Ouyang Feng!What a bad idea.
Jiang Yuyu, who was entertaining herself next to her, suddenly turned her head and said, "Chu Liuxiang!"
Sikong Zhaixing thought she saw Chu Liuxiang, turned his head to look around, and found that the doors and windows were closed tightly, and no one was passing by outside. In broad daylight, Chu Liuxiang must come to the brothel at night.
He looked at Jiang Yuyu, a little unhappy, and said, "What do you ask Chu Liuxiang to do? His sister has more hair than you."
Jiang Yuyu held a wine jar and put it on his head, and said earnestly, "Ask him to lend you the halo of the protagonist, or you will be sold."
"You have a lot of hair, you don't have a younger sister, you only have an old mother." After speaking, he sadly wiped away the tears that didn't exist.
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
He really doubted whether Jiang Yuyu was really drunk or fake drunk now.
The author says:
Make up for yesterday's update, today's update will be later, maybe it will be a little later?
Disguise is like makeup, the technical level determines the quality of the finished product, but occasionally it depends on excellent cosmetics to change.
The materials need to be matched, and the people have to choose someone with good acting skills.
Sikong Zhaixing thought of an old friend, friend is definitely a derogatory term in Sikong Zhaixing, just like Lu Xiaofeng, like Uncle Guisun.The most well-known news of the drunk Guisun uncle in Jianghu is that he can contact the legendary Dazhi Datong, so he often drinks in brothels and owes debts. When someone wants to find Dazhi Datong, he has to pay for him first debt.
However, people who are not known by the people in the world, in fact, he is also a master of disguise, and he has a big secret that is not known, for example, he himself is a great master.Even Lu Xiaofeng didn't know this secret.
Sikong Zhaixing wasn't interested in his secrets, and he didn't intend to publicize his accidental discovery, but now he's taken a fancy to Uncle Guisun's acting skills.It's time for the other party to repay this kindness of concealment.
So he took Jiang Yuyu to a brothel, which was the largest brothel in the capital. Speaking of which, the two of them had been there before, and it was the courtyard where Yi Rong came in to arrest Jin Jiuling. Although the oiran Xinger left suddenly, it seemed that It didn't have any impact on this brothel.
And Jiang Yuyu probably subconsciously remembered the good things he did in this brothel, clapped his hands, and glared at Sikong Zhaixing: "This time you are a stinky man with a fat brain!"
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows, glanced at her unexpectedly, then sneered again, reached out and flicked her on the forehead.
"This time you are not a stinking man, you are a silly girl... Oh no, idiot." He touched his chin and said nastyly: "Sure enough, it is easier to call a idiot."
Jiang Yuyu immediately turned on the repeater mode, clenching his fist and punching him, "You're the idiot!"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Who is the idiot called?"
Jiang Yuyu: "Who is that idiot called?"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Tsk, you can react even when you're drunk..."
Jiang Yuyu raised his chin: "Because you are the idiot~"
……
The two walked into the brothel noisily, and the old bustard saw Sikong Zaixing bringing a girl here, and thought he was a prostitute, so when he came over, he said indifferently: "I don't accept ordinary girls, I have to It needs to look good...Huh? It looks pretty good."
Jiang Yuyu's eyes widened when he heard the words, and his reaction was better than Sikong Zhaixing, pointing at him and saying: "I sold him!"
The old bustard: "...Huh?"
Sikong Zhaixing gave the two of them a blank look, and asked directly: "Where is the old turtle?"
Hearing this, the old bustard realized that the two of them were looking for someone, and instantly changed his expression, "Oh, it can be considered that someone is looking for him, let me tell you first, he has been sleeping with me for a month , Eat, drink, live, and sleep for nothing! Can you settle the bill for him?" There was a look of not paying the bill first and not leading the way.
Sikong Zhaixing looked at Jiang Yuyu, Jiang Yuyu had already turned his head away, as if he didn't hear.
Sikong Zhaixing: "...Sometimes I really doubt whether you have been poisoned or not." Otherwise, why would you still look like a ghost.
Sikong Zhaixing is no worse than Jiang Yuyu in terms of being stingy, so he naturally didn't want to pay the money, so he rolled his eyes and gave the old bustard an address, asking her to send someone to the inn to find Lu Xiaofeng for the money.Lu Xiaofeng often came to see Master Guisun, and it was not just this time that he was taken advantage of, so let's do it again.
As expected of Lu Xiaofeng's regular customers, the old bustard saw his name, took the address and immediately took the two of them up.
"This stinky old man drinks all day long and doesn't take a bath once a month. My girls are not willing to accompany him!" Although he has made money, the old bustard still has some disgust when he mentions Mr. Guisun: "If it is convenient for you , Tell him, wash it up and come back again!"
Sikong Zhaixing was noncommittal, just pulling the braids at the back of Jiang Yuyu's head with one hand to prevent her from suddenly running towards happiness and freedom.
Jiang Yuyu seemed to be here for the first time, looking around very happily, and as he walked, he pointed to the name of the room by the door - "Yunyu Room~"
"Wushan singing~"
"Fragrant skin~"
"Jade dew drops~"
Sikong Zhaixing tugged at her braid angrily: "It's all dirty words, don't read these lewd words!"
Jiang Yuyu grumbled in displeasure, put his hips on his hips and said impolitely: "The little virgin speaks! It's so innocent!"
Sikong Zhaixing didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"
The old bustard just in front turned around unhappy, "Guest, don't talk nonsense, our words have profound meanings, and they are not ordinary dirty words."
Sikong Zhaixing didn't ask what Jiang Yuyu said just now, and glanced at her: "The way to lead you is, what are you doing with so much nonsense."
The old bustard snorted and continued to lead the way. Uncle Guisun lived in a large room on the top floor. When the door was opened, there was a strong smell of alcohol. The room was already filled with wine jars of various sizes. .
Sikong Zhaixing walked in, and laughed at himself: "Did you poke a dimple in the past two days?" Jiang Yuyu was drunk for seven days, as if he had drunk fake wine. Master Guisun is an alcoholic among alcoholics!
Didn't he drink a lake from the wine jar in this house?
Hearing this, Jiang Yuyu probed over and poked his face with his hand: "There are no dimples!"
Sikong Zhaixing pinched a dimple on her face with his backhand, "Isn't that all there is?"
Jiang Yuyu: "?"
The wine jar was full to block the view of the room, but Sikong Zhaoxing still found the position of Uncle Guisun by snoring. This man hid himself under the wine jar, so he was not afraid of being crushed to death.Sikong Zhaixing, who kicked the wine jar away, kicked his ass, only to wake him up.
Uncle Guisun opened his eyes in bewilderment, saw the two people in front of him, turned over and continued to sleep without waiting to see clearly, and said vaguely: "I don't pick up customers today, go to checkout first and then talk!"
Look at the stinky faults that the people of the rivers and lakes have brought up, Sikong Zaixing kicked over again: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead."
"If you want to die, I can fulfill you now."
Only then did Master Guisun fully open his eyes, looked at Sikong Zhaixing, and cursed in a low voice: "Why are you here!" After speaking, he patted his forehead again, thinking of the news he received yesterday, he waved his hands and said repeatedly : "Don't look for me, I won't do it, I won't do it, I'm just selling news, I won't go out!"
Sikong Zhaixing didn't care that he knew what he came for, he just said coolly: "Really not doing it?"
Uncle Guisun: "Don't do it!"
Without saying a word, Sikong Zhaixing turned around and took Jiang Yuyu away, Master Guisun panicked again, he knew too well who Sikong Zhaixing was, he was not Lu Xiaofeng.
"Wait! Where are you going?!"
Sikong Zhaixing: "Go find Bai Xiaosheng, no matter what Dazhi Datong's status is, he has to give me thousands of dollars in exchange."
Uncle Guisun rushed forward and hugged Sikong Zhaixing, weeping bitterly: "You can't do this, Xingxing! I've been your friend for many years, and I've accepted you for so many years. Divide the money? How can you be so heartless today. "
Jiang Yuyu looked at Uncle Guisun curiously, and asked sharply, "Why do you cry so loudly, but don't shed a single tear?"
Sikong Zhaixing snorted.
Uncle Guisun's crying stopped abruptly, and Na Na said: "Isn't this just waking up, what's wrong with my eyes... Ouch, picking stars, stars, come, come, come in, come in and chat, come in and chat!"
Sikong Zhaixing unhurriedly pulled Jiang Yuyu and followed him in. Master Guisun closed the door carefully, and then sat down in front of the two of them, "Actually, if you want to detoxify, you don't have to find Ouyang Impossible."
Sikong Zhaixing put his hands on his chest, "You know a lot."
Uncle Guisun said embarrassedly: "After all, this is what I eat."
Sikong Zhaixing suddenly became curious, turned his eyes and asked, "Then do you know where Ouyang Ke is?"
Uncle Guisun smiled and glanced at him and Jiang Yuyu: "You don't even know where he is, how dare I know."
Looking at it like this means that you know it, and Sikong Zhaixing is not very surprising, after all, the place where Ouyang Ke appeared last was a place of great joy, and then he was taken by Jiang Yuyu in a nest.After such a long time, the news that the two disappeared in the rivers and lakes has spread widely.Well-informed people, such as Master Guisun, knew that only a man and a woman came out of Da Huanxi's lair at that time, and after they came out, Da Huanxi and Ouyang Ke disappeared in the Jianghu.
Although the appearances of those two people at that time did not match those of Sikong Zhaixing and Jiang Yuyu, but based on the integration of later news, Master Guisun probably had a relationship with these two people.
Master Guisun hurriedly said: "Actually, Ouyang Feng also came to me to buy news, and I didn't say anything just because of your face! I stopped even Bai Xiaosheng."
Sikong Zhaixing said, "Then I thank you?"
Hearing his tone, Master Guisun knew that the other party must have not given up on the idea of pulling him to play Ouyang Ke. He groaned and racked his brains to think if there was any way to detoxify, and suddenly slapped his forehead: "Yes, detoxification Ah, actually it's not necessary to ask for Ouyang Feng."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows and said, "Tell me."
Master Guisun smiled and said, "I don't know if you've heard of Bat Island."
Sikong Zhaixing: "The gold selling nest at sea?"
It is said that in a hidden place on the sea, there is a paradise on earth called Bat Island full of institutions, full of beauties and fine wines, where you can get everything you want.But not everyone knows that place, and not everyone can go there. Only those who are invited by Bat Island can go to participate in the sea auction. There are everything in the auction, such as antiques, treasures, secret books, and secret information. Even living people can be bought.
But for those who have never been to that place, Bat Island is extremely dangerous.
Because the identity of the owner of Bat Island is still a mystery, even uncle Guisun and Bai Xiaosheng, who know everything about selling news, can't find any clues.The unknown is always the scariest thing, and most of the people who received invitations from Bat Island were desperate people, which made many people feel terrified of this place.
But in the past two years, for some reason, Bat Island's reputation has gradually increased, and its reputation has improved, because they began to sell some medicines. Although those medicines can't bring people back to life, they can also restore dying people to their original state, poisoned people The toxicity has completely disappeared. I heard that the owner of the Golden Wind Drizzle Tower, Su, also went to Bat Island to take the medicine, but for some reason, he came back again.
Sikong Zhaixing frowned and said: "You mean, do you want me to go to Bat Island to buy medicine?"
Then he might as well find Ouyang Feng!What a bad idea.
Jiang Yuyu, who was entertaining herself next to her, suddenly turned her head and said, "Chu Liuxiang!"
Sikong Zhaixing thought she saw Chu Liuxiang, turned his head to look around, and found that the doors and windows were closed tightly, and no one was passing by outside. In broad daylight, Chu Liuxiang must come to the brothel at night.
He looked at Jiang Yuyu, a little unhappy, and said, "What do you ask Chu Liuxiang to do? His sister has more hair than you."
Jiang Yuyu held a wine jar and put it on his head, and said earnestly, "Ask him to lend you the halo of the protagonist, or you will be sold."
"You have a lot of hair, you don't have a younger sister, you only have an old mother." After speaking, he sadly wiped away the tears that didn't exist.
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
He really doubted whether Jiang Yuyu was really drunk or fake drunk now.
The author says:
Make up for yesterday's update, today's update will be later, maybe it will be a little later?
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