Being drunk is a very magical state, simply put, it is out of control.
People who have drunk memories will feel that they are drunk or sober, but the words that blurt out are always in the state of mouth.But the essence of being drunk is that the brain is anesthetized by alcohol, so no matter how uncontrolled, you are still a drunk.
But Jiang Yuyu now belongs to a sober drunk, she is out of control, and it's not because of drunkenness.It's just because the poison relieved the thinking time, so that all her reactions are instinctive, and her cerebral cortex is very active, basically thinking of it is as soon as it comes out, and she does it when she thinks of it.
Jiang Yuyu feels that now he is so happy that he can fly!Now she is very serious in her mind and feels that all her current actions are happy and correct!
After Ouyang Feng left, Sikong Zaixing wanted to take her downstairs, but Jiang Yuyu condescendingly glanced at the tall building, and suddenly broke free from his control, standing on the roof and flying eastward and westward.In the end, he jumped straight up, jumped directly from the object on the tower, and shouted to go home!
Jump down and go home!When you return to your hometown, you will return to your true home!
"Jiang Yuyu!" Sikong Zaixing grabbed her belt quickly with his quick eyes, and only then managed to catch her.
But Jiang Yuyu was restless hanging on the city wall, flapped her hands and said that she was a little bird, and Sikong Zhaixing restricted her freedom~
Sikong Zhaixing scolded: "Your freedom is in the underworld, you are drunk, not stupid! Can you not be stupid!"
Jiang Yuyu turned a deaf ear, flailing her hands and said: "I'm going to fly~ so high~" The familiar words made her subconsciously think of a certain clip in a certain movie, looked up at Sikong Zaixing and said excitedly: " Hurry up, call me a silly girl!"
Sikong Zhaixing grabbed her with difficulty, gritted his teeth and cursed: "It's almost as good as calling you an idiot!"
He was frightened to death by her sudden jump, and he was restless hanging in the air!Sikong Zhaixing felt that he must have committed some crimes in his previous life to know Jiang Yuyu, a wronged species!Just when he was about to lose his grip and tried to knock Jiang Yuyu unconscious with his toes, Lu Xiaofeng's voice came from downstairs.
"What are you two... playing?"
As soon as Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou came out of Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, they saw Sikong Zaixing lying on the city wall, with one hand lying on the wall, and the other hand dragging Jiang Yuyu desperately, Jiang Yuyu was grabbed by his belt, and the whole The person was lying in the air, flapping his hands non-stop, the sleeves of his clothes fluttering with the night, loudly asking Sikong Zhaixing to call her a silly girl.
Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"
What kind of weird fun play are these two playing, hanging the tower at night?Do you still want to be called a silly girl?Did they come out at the wrong time? !Lu Xiaofeng sent out the soul three times, thinking that although he also took Xue Bing to the tower back then, he was not as fancy as Sikong Zhaixing.
What made him even more speechless was that the girls were asking for pet names coquettishly, but Sikong Zhaixing actually scolded back directly.
And look what he said - I call you an idiot.
After shocking Lu Xiaofeng for 100 years, he didn't even dare to think about these words, Sikong Zhaixing, you can kill your children and grandchildren with your strength!
It was still Hua Manlou who heard Sikong Zhaixing's shortness of breath, and reminded him with some hesitation, "I heard that Sikong Zhaixing's voice didn't seem right, he seemed to be struggling."
Only then did the two notice the problem, and hurried over to ask.
Seeing the two of them approaching, Sikong Zhaixing breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a bad mood: "Do you think I look like I'm playing? Hurry up and help me!"
Sikong Zhaixing couldn't handle Jiang Yuyu alone, but he didn't expect that three of them would still be unable to handle Jiang Yuyu!Jiang Yuyu was strong and able to toss and toss. The three of them tried to grab her with hands and feet, but they were hooked left and right by each of them.She was still shouting: "You bunch of unfilial sons! How dare you surround and beat my old lady!"
Who is the old lady!
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't laugh or cry, it took the three of them a long time to put him down.When he came down, both Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were blackened, Hua Manlou's nose was red, Sikong Zhaixing was the worst, all the disguises on his face were ripped off, and his hair was messed up like a cat scratched him.
So as soon as he landed, Sikong Zhaixing couldn't wait to pinch Jiang Yuyu's face, and grabbed Jiang Yuyu's face with both hands: "I'm not usually very smart, and I'm even worse when I'm drunk! Jump directly from the tower, what's your return?" Home? You are going back to your hometown!"
"Stupid girl, you foolish fool, did you hear me!"
Jiang Yuyu pinched his face, frowning fiercely, the boss was not happy.
"What are you guys doing?" Lu Xiaofeng saw Jiang Yuyu's state, and with Sikong Zaixing's words, rubbed his sore eye sockets and said, "Monkey spirit, did you get Yuyu drunk?!"
Is Sikong Zhaixing enlightened?He also knows the trick of drinking and having sex!
And Jiang Yuyu just shook off Sikong Zhaixing's hand, turned around and complained pitifully: "He's plotting something wrong! He's bullying me!"
Lu Xiaofeng took a deep breath, looked at Sikong Zhaixing with a smile on his face, and quickly rubbed Jiang Yuyu secretly: "What is wrong with you, tell me, and I will criticize him for you!"
Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to these two people.
Hua Manlou moved the tip of his nose slightly and noticed something was wrong, and said softly: "There seems to be something wrong with her, and the smell on her body is also very strange." fragrant.
It was only then that Lu Xiaofeng noticed that Jiang Yuyu's face was blushing again, thinking of her catching a cold this morning, she also subconsciously said: "Why is her face so red, could it be that she had a fever in the morning, and she was confused?"
Sikong Zhaixing put his hands on his chest, frowned and said: "It's hard to explain." He briefly told the two of what he and Jiang Yuyu did tonight.Then he concluded: "Anyway, she is now caught by Yan Tieshan's seven-day drunkenness on Yan Tieshan's clothes."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized, and finally understood: "...No wonder Boss Yan is acting weird tonight, it's you guys!" He covered his forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Hua Manlou and I were still wondering for a while, isn't he the manager?"
Knowing the whole story, Lu Xiaofeng felt a little more relaxed, he smiled and said: "You guys, you've been punished for pretending to be someone else, but fortunately Boss Yan is easy to talk to, where did you hide him, I'll wake him up Help you get the antidote."
Sikong Zhaixing glanced at him sullenly, and continued: "The problem is, now more than one of her is drunk for seven days, and we ran into Ouyang Feng just now."
It's not easy for Sikong Zhaixing to talk about Zhang San's family, so he can only vaguely say that he has met Ouyang Ke, Ouyang Feng failed to find someone, and wanted to force him to find someone, so he attacked Jiang Yuyu.
"Ouyang Feng, one of the five masters of the Jianghu? This is a little troublesome." Lu Xiaofeng frowned. Everyone in the Jianghu knows that among the five masters, only Huang Yaoshi and Ouyang Feng can't be messed with, because they do things as they please, regardless of good or evil, and only depend on mood.
Hua Manlou asked: "Do you know where Ouyang Ke is? If he can be found, Ouyang Feng will not back down."
Sikong Zhaixing frowned: "Although I know it, I can't guarantee that I will find it."
Ouyang Feng came for Ouyang Ke, but now Ouyang Ke is in Zhang San's house, only Jiang Yuyu can come in and out of Zhang San's house... Sikong Zhaixing couldn't help but hold his forehead, turned to look at Jiang Yuyu, Because she was stared at by three people, she couldn't wander around happily, so she could only squat in place, chanting and drawing circles.
Sikong Zhaixing squatted down after him, and heard her saying: "Draw your son, draw your son..." Then three characters were drawn on the ground, Huafengxing.
Sikong Zhaixing knocked Jiang Yuyu's head expressionlessly, then got up, and said to Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou: "Anyway, there are still three days left, I want to try first, can I find someone to cure this poison."
"The poison of Ouyang Feng, the western poison, is the poison of the foreign land. I'm afraid there are only a few genius doctors in the Central Plains who can cure it." A woman's soft voice came from far behind.
Sikong Zhaixing looked back, and then he saw Liu Wumei and Li Yuhan approaching from the shadows in the distance. After thinking about it, he realized that these two people probably came out with Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou, but they didn't. Getting close, hiding far away in the shadows, that's why he didn't notice.
He sneered in a cold voice: "You two are so excited. On this big night, the husband and wife don't fight on the bed, but stay in this corner and listen to some big men gossiping?"
Li Yuhan frowned: "This brother speaks too vulgarly."
Sikong Zhaixing said bluntly: "Who told you to talk to such a vulgar person like me?"
Liu Wumei patted her husband-in-law's shoulder to comfort her, and said with a coquettish smile to Sikong Zhaixing: "Mr. Sikong, you don't need to vent your anger. Our husband and wife just want to help, and we didn't eavesdrop on purpose."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows: "Help? Why, can you still cure the poison in Yongcui Villa?"
Liu Wumei's smile did not change: "You think highly of our husband and wife..." She said in a sad tone: "Actually, I am also suffering from a strange poison, so I searched everywhere for a cure. In order to find the longevity secret left by that strange man..."
Li Yuhan held her hand beside him, with such an intimate look, Sikong Zhaixing frowned, not knowing what the couple wanted to do when they came here to talk nonsense.
In fact, Liu Wumei is a disciple of Shi Guanyin. She became addicted to drugs because of the poppies planted by Shi Guanyin. Whether he went to Shi Guanyin's old lair before, or appeared in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion today, he was looking for a way to detoxify the strange poison.It's just that she doesn't know that this poison is not that poison, and there is no special way to detoxify it.
Sikong Zhaixing was impatient to listen to her nonsense, so he said angrily: "What does it have to do with you being poisoned, go find your husband to act like a spoiled child, I don't want to listen to your nonsense." Get ready to leave, Pisces.He just annoyed these mochi people, he had to go around the corner without saying a good word.
And Jiang Yuyu was pulled up, looked up at the few people blankly, and then saw Liu Wumei on the opposite side, and suddenly frowned, feeling as if she was about to do something, she touched her heart subconsciously.
Seeing that Sikong Zhaixing was about to leave, Liu Wumei quickly shouted: "Mr. Sikong, wait a minute. Although I don't know how to detoxify, I have also asked many doctors for help. Among other things, Mr. Mei Er, the most famous in the world, you should know Bar?"
Sikong Zhaixing paused, and Hua Manlou asked instead of him, "Mr. Mei Er, who is three dead?"
Liu Wumei nodded: "Exactly, as the saying goes, distant water can't cure near thirst, and it's hard to find a miracle doctor. You only have three days, so you can't go outside to find a doctor. It's also fate that Mr. Mei Er is in the capital now."
Hua Manlou said to Sikong Zhaixing: "Mr. Mei Er's medical skills are really good. When I was young, he was already famous all over the world, and he even came to see my eyes."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows: "But your eyes are not good, and this person's medical skills are not very good either."
Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "My eyes are hard to save. Even though Mr. Mei Er has superb medical skills, he is only an ordinary person, but his medical skills are indeed very good, but..."
Hua Manlou hesitated to speak, and frowned slightly.
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Just what? Qitong, don't just say half of it."
Liu Wumei laughed beside him and said, "Let me tell you about the other half. Mr. Mei Er has three deaths: no money, no robber, no thief. Although Mr. Sikong is a godly thief, he is also a thief."
Sikong Zhaixing narrowed his eyes: "...Then thank you for your nonsense."
Liu Wumei didn't care about Sikong Zaixing's ridicule, and continued to laugh: "It's just that Mr. Mei Er is always a mortal, as Mr. Hua said, and mortals have weaknesses, and his weakness is alcohol."
"Yongcui Villa has some good wine that was buried when the village was built. This time I came out to look for Mr. Mei Er, and I brought some as gifts. Although Mr. Mei Er has nothing to do with the poison on my body, but this time But he is addicted to wine. As long as Mr. Sikong does me a small favor, I will give this wine and Mr. Mei Er's address with both hands."
"Heh." Sikong Zhaixing sneered, "I've been talking for a long time, but you've got to the point. Whatever you want, just ask directly. Don't be like an old lady."
"Can't you be more polite when you speak?" Li Yuhan looked at Sikong Zhaixing with displeasure, as if he didn't like his wife being treated like this.
Sikong Zhaixing said even more bluntly: "Anyone who is invited is called a guest, and whoever comes is called a thief."
Li Yuhan: "You!"
"Sister, it's okay." Liu Wumei held Li Yuhan and smiled, "Mr. Sikong, don't blame me, my husband just loves me, so I'm a little anxious." He said it's no wonder, but Liu Wumei obviously enjoyed the other party's behavior The love, the smirk on his face has a touch of sweetness.
Sikong Zhaixing was so disgusted by these two people, he was about to speak, but he paused, looked behind the husband and wife, and frowned fiercely.
It turned out that Jiang Yuyu didn't know when he touched behind the couple, holding his mobile phone in both hands, and was taking pictures of their backs.
Sikong Zhaixing was almost about to scold people, but she was dedicated to her work, her mind was not clear, and she still remembered to arrest people!
Seeing Sikong Zhaixing's expression, Liu Wumei seemed to have a feeling, turned her head to look, and saw Jiang Yuyu crouching behind her.
She froze for a moment, then smiled again: "What is this girl doing?"
After Jiang Yuyu finished taking pictures, he made a black cloth out of nowhere, folded out a pointed hat, put it on his head, drew an F shape on his chest, and said something to the two of them: "Xiu En loves to death Come on, your crime is love."
Liu Wumei smiled slightly: "What?"
Jiang Yuyu turned a deaf ear, raised his arms high, and shouted: "My leader F is going to arrest this heterosexual couple today!"
Sikong Zhaixing stared round his eyes, and at the same time rushed over and shouted: "Wait a minute!!!!"
However, he was still a step too late. When he rushed over, there was no one there, and there were two more dazed people in Zhang San's house. The most famous person - Shi Guanyin.
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Sikong Zhaixing beat his chest and paused, pinched Jiang Yuyu's face and gritted his teeth: "You idiot, since you remembered to arrest people, why didn't you release Ouyang Ke, let me out quickly?!"
Even if he doesn't let him go, at least let Liu Wumei tell where Mei Er is!He was obviously not the one who was poisoned, so why was he the one who was worrying about it!
"Pain, pain, pain!" Jiang Yuyu flailed his hands, unhappy at being caught, reached out and pinched Sikong Jiexing's nose, and the two of them tugged at each other violently.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was originally at a loss because the two suddenly disappeared before his eyes, brought Huamanlou over strangely, and saw the two childishly arguing with each other, and they were a little speechless for a moment.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said to Hua Manlou beside him: "I didn't believe the nonsense that Sikong Houjing said to make Sikong's family die. I didn't know until he got a girl he cared about. Realistic."
To be honest, if you are able to fight with the girl you like and make jokes, Sikong Zhaixing, you really are still a kid who hasn't grown up!
Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing, thinking of the sudden disappearance of breathing just now, he hesitated and said: "That Mrs. Liu just now..."
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the two people tearing up the flower stand, it seemed that Jiang Yuyu reached out to pat them just now, and they disappeared?And it seems that there have been similar strange things before, these two people have a secret.But Lu Xiaofeng thought about it again, and felt that since neither of them said anything, there was no need for him to ask more.In the final analysis, it is a matter of six doors.
A curious person like Lu Xiaofeng didn't plan to ask more questions considering that the two of them didn't want to talk about it, and Hua Manlou naturally wouldn't say too much. He thought about it, and then said: "Then Mrs. Liu left in a hurry, Mr. Mei Er Didn't you tell me your address?"
Sikong Zhaixing tucked Jiang Yuyu's entire shoulder under his arm, caught her fidgeting hands, turned around and said, "By the way, you said you saw Mei Er when you were young? Do you know where he is?"
Hua Manlou nodded: "If he didn't change places, he should still be at the old place."
Sikong Zhaixing felt relieved.
"Fortunately, you know, I'll take her to someone to see if I can solve it."
Hua Manlou said worriedly: "But those three are dead... Otherwise, if I take Miss Jiang there, maybe Mr. Mei Er will help the Hua family for the sake of face."
Sikong Zhaixing thought for a while, raised his eyebrows and said: "It's okay, I have a solution, just tell me the location."
Hua Manlou nodded, gave an address, discussed with Lu Xiaofeng next to him, and said: "We will stay in the capital for a few days, after all, the affairs of the Jinpeng Dynasty are not over yet, if you need help, please come to us."
Sikong Zhaixing nodded casually, lifted Jiang Yuyu up, carried her like a pig, and left.
Jiang Yuyu glanced over his shoulder at Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were standing there watching them leave, and asked, "Aren't they coming together?"
Sikong Zhaixing said perfunctorily: "We have different paths."
Jiang Yuyu immediately twisted on his shoulder, and then took advantage of Sikong Zaixing's hand loosening, turned and ran towards Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were watching the two of them. Jiang Yuyu hugged Hua Manlou's thigh, "I want to sing a song for you!"
Hua ManLou: "???"
Jiang Yuyu didn't delay for a second, and began to sing loudly: "I can't do without!"
"The World of Flowers!"
Before he finished howling, Sikong Zhaixing chased back angrily, and carried him away again. In order to prevent her from running back again, this time he walked away with light work.
A gust of wind blew by, only Jiang Yuyu's persistent voice finally echoed on the empty street, "So I'm a drunk butterfly!!!"
Huamanlou & Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"
"Smelly old man, what's the matter? Can you undo Ouyang Feng's poison?"
A dilapidated small tile-roofed house, surrounded by domestic garbage everywhere, most of the people coming and going are wearing patched coarse linen clothes. This is a poor street where only the poor in the capital live.
But in such a poor alley, there is hidden a famous genius doctor, Mr. Mei Er. This man is highly skilled in medicine, but he is addicted to alcohol. Robes, living in dirty and smelly alleys.
Sikong Zhaixing brought Jiang Yuyu to look for him directly last night.
This man is still talking about the three deads, the robber is dead, the thief is dead!Sikong Zhaixing had been prepared for a long time, so he directly found a sledgehammer to smash the wall, put it next to his wine jar, said that if he died, he would not even think about drinking, and if he came to a jar, he smashed a jar.
The other party reluctantly got up from the wine tank.
Mei Er's medical skills are indeed very good, and just by feeling his pulse, he knew Jiang Yuyu's problems: "Well...lung heat and wind cold, heavy thoughts and worries, and menstrual irregularities. The little girl is young. What are you doing so much... Ouyo, you are also poisoned, seven-day drunk... Well, it's not a difficult poison... Hey, wait a minute."
Mei Er's eyes widened, and she touched it carefully again, "Trouble, trouble... you took the little girl to do something bad, and it's fine to get drunk for seven days, it's no big deal, but this strange poison from the Western Regions, it's just Trouble." He waved his hand after touching it: "It's too difficult, it's too difficult, I can't do it."
After he finished speaking, he was going to lie down in the broken wine jar again. Jiang Yuyu got up from the bed, his eyes cast aside here and there, and then he opened his hands and was about to run outside the house, with a face full of freedom and happiness.
Sikong Zhaixing reached out and pressed her head, pushed her freedom back, and said to Mei Er: "It can't be cured, right? Then I'll smash your wine jar right now."
Mei Er poked her head out of the wine jar, blew her beard and stared at her in anger, "You are a doctor! A doctor!"
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "It's you, an unscrupulous quack doctor who has no medical ethics! It's only been a while, and you say you can't cure it. No matter what is said in the world, your medical skills are unparalleled. There is no poison that cannot be cured, and there is no cure that cannot be cured." How about a good disease?"
"Can you believe more rumors in the world!? I never said that myself, it was all nonsense!" Seeing that Sikong Zhaoxing was really going to smash the wine jar with a hammer, Mei Er burst into tears and said What lawlessness, seeing Sikong Zhaixing still staring at his wine jar with a sledgehammer, he could only sigh and reluctantly said: "To be honest, this poison can be cured, but if I cure it with my hands, I can only save my life. Leaving the root cause of the serious disease, you better go find the antidote, take a pill and feel refreshed, it’s better than getting an injection and taking the bitter medicine with the root cause of the disease..."
Sikong Zhaixing frowned: "Is there no better way?"
Mei Er: "Really not! Alas, let go of my wine jar!"
Seeing that Mei Er was not as bad as before, Sikong Zaixing seemed to be serious, so he stopped his movements and made no sound.He glanced at Jiang Yuyu who was squatting in the corner. This idiot suffered internal injuries before, and he needed to drink every medicine.If it can be solved by taking some bitter medicine, that's fine, but Mei Er said that he can't solve it... It seems that he can only find Ouyang Feng.
But the problem is, the antidote needs to be replaced by Ouyang Ke!
He stared at Jiang Yuyu who could only squat in the corner and continued to draw circles because he couldn't leave the house, and walked over and squatted beside her.
She drew a stickman on the ground, and when Sikong Zhaoxing came over, she was drawing the facial features for the stickman.
Sikong Zhaixing took a look: "Who did you draw, so ugly?"
Jiang Yuyu said without raising his head, "My son." Then he drew a five-pointed star beside him.
Sikong Zhaixing instantly decoded it and exclaimed angrily: "...I am your father!"
Jiang Yuyu turned to look at him, and said deeply, "We have our own opinions, you will be my father and I will be your mother, there will be no conflict."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Are you bickering instinctively?With this ghostly look, don't you forget to come back?
Sikong Zhaixing has convinced her, Jiang Yuyu is out of control now, and there are too many hidden dangers for Zhang San's family to enter and exit.And even if it is possible to get Ouyang Ke out, Ouyang Ke has been locked up by them these days, what will he say to Ouyang Feng after he goes back... It is really hard to think about it.
He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he could only give Ouyang Feng a "Ouyang Ke"... It's just that Ouyang Feng is a veteran, even if he is a master of disguise, but after all, disguise is disguise, and there is still a risk of being discovered. The consequences of being discovered by the other party may be unimaginable.
The worst result is that the two of them will die together.
His face darkened, he looked at Jiang Yuyu and murmured: "Did I owe you anything, and I have to gamble with you with my life?"
owed?Jiang Yuyu raised her head when she heard the words, subconsciously stretched out her hand and said, "You owe me what you owe!"
He snorted and slapped her hand away, "If you don't give it, you will owe it!"
"After finishing this ticket, you owe me."
The author says:
I locked it before because I posted duplicate content by mistake. I was afraid that someone would report fake changes, so I called the customer service to lock it.
Originally, this chapter was just a daily update of [-] words, but because of a mistake, it was forced to become a two-in-one double update (cigarette lighting)?
People who have drunk memories will feel that they are drunk or sober, but the words that blurt out are always in the state of mouth.But the essence of being drunk is that the brain is anesthetized by alcohol, so no matter how uncontrolled, you are still a drunk.
But Jiang Yuyu now belongs to a sober drunk, she is out of control, and it's not because of drunkenness.It's just because the poison relieved the thinking time, so that all her reactions are instinctive, and her cerebral cortex is very active, basically thinking of it is as soon as it comes out, and she does it when she thinks of it.
Jiang Yuyu feels that now he is so happy that he can fly!Now she is very serious in her mind and feels that all her current actions are happy and correct!
After Ouyang Feng left, Sikong Zaixing wanted to take her downstairs, but Jiang Yuyu condescendingly glanced at the tall building, and suddenly broke free from his control, standing on the roof and flying eastward and westward.In the end, he jumped straight up, jumped directly from the object on the tower, and shouted to go home!
Jump down and go home!When you return to your hometown, you will return to your true home!
"Jiang Yuyu!" Sikong Zaixing grabbed her belt quickly with his quick eyes, and only then managed to catch her.
But Jiang Yuyu was restless hanging on the city wall, flapped her hands and said that she was a little bird, and Sikong Zhaixing restricted her freedom~
Sikong Zhaixing scolded: "Your freedom is in the underworld, you are drunk, not stupid! Can you not be stupid!"
Jiang Yuyu turned a deaf ear, flailing her hands and said: "I'm going to fly~ so high~" The familiar words made her subconsciously think of a certain clip in a certain movie, looked up at Sikong Zaixing and said excitedly: " Hurry up, call me a silly girl!"
Sikong Zhaixing grabbed her with difficulty, gritted his teeth and cursed: "It's almost as good as calling you an idiot!"
He was frightened to death by her sudden jump, and he was restless hanging in the air!Sikong Zhaixing felt that he must have committed some crimes in his previous life to know Jiang Yuyu, a wronged species!Just when he was about to lose his grip and tried to knock Jiang Yuyu unconscious with his toes, Lu Xiaofeng's voice came from downstairs.
"What are you two... playing?"
As soon as Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou came out of Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, they saw Sikong Zaixing lying on the city wall, with one hand lying on the wall, and the other hand dragging Jiang Yuyu desperately, Jiang Yuyu was grabbed by his belt, and the whole The person was lying in the air, flapping his hands non-stop, the sleeves of his clothes fluttering with the night, loudly asking Sikong Zhaixing to call her a silly girl.
Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"
What kind of weird fun play are these two playing, hanging the tower at night?Do you still want to be called a silly girl?Did they come out at the wrong time? !Lu Xiaofeng sent out the soul three times, thinking that although he also took Xue Bing to the tower back then, he was not as fancy as Sikong Zhaixing.
What made him even more speechless was that the girls were asking for pet names coquettishly, but Sikong Zhaixing actually scolded back directly.
And look what he said - I call you an idiot.
After shocking Lu Xiaofeng for 100 years, he didn't even dare to think about these words, Sikong Zhaixing, you can kill your children and grandchildren with your strength!
It was still Hua Manlou who heard Sikong Zhaixing's shortness of breath, and reminded him with some hesitation, "I heard that Sikong Zhaixing's voice didn't seem right, he seemed to be struggling."
Only then did the two notice the problem, and hurried over to ask.
Seeing the two of them approaching, Sikong Zhaixing breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a bad mood: "Do you think I look like I'm playing? Hurry up and help me!"
Sikong Zhaixing couldn't handle Jiang Yuyu alone, but he didn't expect that three of them would still be unable to handle Jiang Yuyu!Jiang Yuyu was strong and able to toss and toss. The three of them tried to grab her with hands and feet, but they were hooked left and right by each of them.She was still shouting: "You bunch of unfilial sons! How dare you surround and beat my old lady!"
Who is the old lady!
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't laugh or cry, it took the three of them a long time to put him down.When he came down, both Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were blackened, Hua Manlou's nose was red, Sikong Zhaixing was the worst, all the disguises on his face were ripped off, and his hair was messed up like a cat scratched him.
So as soon as he landed, Sikong Zhaixing couldn't wait to pinch Jiang Yuyu's face, and grabbed Jiang Yuyu's face with both hands: "I'm not usually very smart, and I'm even worse when I'm drunk! Jump directly from the tower, what's your return?" Home? You are going back to your hometown!"
"Stupid girl, you foolish fool, did you hear me!"
Jiang Yuyu pinched his face, frowning fiercely, the boss was not happy.
"What are you guys doing?" Lu Xiaofeng saw Jiang Yuyu's state, and with Sikong Zaixing's words, rubbed his sore eye sockets and said, "Monkey spirit, did you get Yuyu drunk?!"
Is Sikong Zhaixing enlightened?He also knows the trick of drinking and having sex!
And Jiang Yuyu just shook off Sikong Zhaixing's hand, turned around and complained pitifully: "He's plotting something wrong! He's bullying me!"
Lu Xiaofeng took a deep breath, looked at Sikong Zhaixing with a smile on his face, and quickly rubbed Jiang Yuyu secretly: "What is wrong with you, tell me, and I will criticize him for you!"
Sikong Zhaixing rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to these two people.
Hua Manlou moved the tip of his nose slightly and noticed something was wrong, and said softly: "There seems to be something wrong with her, and the smell on her body is also very strange." fragrant.
It was only then that Lu Xiaofeng noticed that Jiang Yuyu's face was blushing again, thinking of her catching a cold this morning, she also subconsciously said: "Why is her face so red, could it be that she had a fever in the morning, and she was confused?"
Sikong Zhaixing put his hands on his chest, frowned and said: "It's hard to explain." He briefly told the two of what he and Jiang Yuyu did tonight.Then he concluded: "Anyway, she is now caught by Yan Tieshan's seven-day drunkenness on Yan Tieshan's clothes."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized, and finally understood: "...No wonder Boss Yan is acting weird tonight, it's you guys!" He covered his forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Hua Manlou and I were still wondering for a while, isn't he the manager?"
Knowing the whole story, Lu Xiaofeng felt a little more relaxed, he smiled and said: "You guys, you've been punished for pretending to be someone else, but fortunately Boss Yan is easy to talk to, where did you hide him, I'll wake him up Help you get the antidote."
Sikong Zhaixing glanced at him sullenly, and continued: "The problem is, now more than one of her is drunk for seven days, and we ran into Ouyang Feng just now."
It's not easy for Sikong Zhaixing to talk about Zhang San's family, so he can only vaguely say that he has met Ouyang Ke, Ouyang Feng failed to find someone, and wanted to force him to find someone, so he attacked Jiang Yuyu.
"Ouyang Feng, one of the five masters of the Jianghu? This is a little troublesome." Lu Xiaofeng frowned. Everyone in the Jianghu knows that among the five masters, only Huang Yaoshi and Ouyang Feng can't be messed with, because they do things as they please, regardless of good or evil, and only depend on mood.
Hua Manlou asked: "Do you know where Ouyang Ke is? If he can be found, Ouyang Feng will not back down."
Sikong Zhaixing frowned: "Although I know it, I can't guarantee that I will find it."
Ouyang Feng came for Ouyang Ke, but now Ouyang Ke is in Zhang San's house, only Jiang Yuyu can come in and out of Zhang San's house... Sikong Zhaixing couldn't help but hold his forehead, turned to look at Jiang Yuyu, Because she was stared at by three people, she couldn't wander around happily, so she could only squat in place, chanting and drawing circles.
Sikong Zhaixing squatted down after him, and heard her saying: "Draw your son, draw your son..." Then three characters were drawn on the ground, Huafengxing.
Sikong Zhaixing knocked Jiang Yuyu's head expressionlessly, then got up, and said to Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou: "Anyway, there are still three days left, I want to try first, can I find someone to cure this poison."
"The poison of Ouyang Feng, the western poison, is the poison of the foreign land. I'm afraid there are only a few genius doctors in the Central Plains who can cure it." A woman's soft voice came from far behind.
Sikong Zhaixing looked back, and then he saw Liu Wumei and Li Yuhan approaching from the shadows in the distance. After thinking about it, he realized that these two people probably came out with Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou, but they didn't. Getting close, hiding far away in the shadows, that's why he didn't notice.
He sneered in a cold voice: "You two are so excited. On this big night, the husband and wife don't fight on the bed, but stay in this corner and listen to some big men gossiping?"
Li Yuhan frowned: "This brother speaks too vulgarly."
Sikong Zhaixing said bluntly: "Who told you to talk to such a vulgar person like me?"
Liu Wumei patted her husband-in-law's shoulder to comfort her, and said with a coquettish smile to Sikong Zhaixing: "Mr. Sikong, you don't need to vent your anger. Our husband and wife just want to help, and we didn't eavesdrop on purpose."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows: "Help? Why, can you still cure the poison in Yongcui Villa?"
Liu Wumei's smile did not change: "You think highly of our husband and wife..." She said in a sad tone: "Actually, I am also suffering from a strange poison, so I searched everywhere for a cure. In order to find the longevity secret left by that strange man..."
Li Yuhan held her hand beside him, with such an intimate look, Sikong Zhaixing frowned, not knowing what the couple wanted to do when they came here to talk nonsense.
In fact, Liu Wumei is a disciple of Shi Guanyin. She became addicted to drugs because of the poppies planted by Shi Guanyin. Whether he went to Shi Guanyin's old lair before, or appeared in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion today, he was looking for a way to detoxify the strange poison.It's just that she doesn't know that this poison is not that poison, and there is no special way to detoxify it.
Sikong Zhaixing was impatient to listen to her nonsense, so he said angrily: "What does it have to do with you being poisoned, go find your husband to act like a spoiled child, I don't want to listen to your nonsense." Get ready to leave, Pisces.He just annoyed these mochi people, he had to go around the corner without saying a good word.
And Jiang Yuyu was pulled up, looked up at the few people blankly, and then saw Liu Wumei on the opposite side, and suddenly frowned, feeling as if she was about to do something, she touched her heart subconsciously.
Seeing that Sikong Zhaixing was about to leave, Liu Wumei quickly shouted: "Mr. Sikong, wait a minute. Although I don't know how to detoxify, I have also asked many doctors for help. Among other things, Mr. Mei Er, the most famous in the world, you should know Bar?"
Sikong Zhaixing paused, and Hua Manlou asked instead of him, "Mr. Mei Er, who is three dead?"
Liu Wumei nodded: "Exactly, as the saying goes, distant water can't cure near thirst, and it's hard to find a miracle doctor. You only have three days, so you can't go outside to find a doctor. It's also fate that Mr. Mei Er is in the capital now."
Hua Manlou said to Sikong Zhaixing: "Mr. Mei Er's medical skills are really good. When I was young, he was already famous all over the world, and he even came to see my eyes."
Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows: "But your eyes are not good, and this person's medical skills are not very good either."
Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "My eyes are hard to save. Even though Mr. Mei Er has superb medical skills, he is only an ordinary person, but his medical skills are indeed very good, but..."
Hua Manlou hesitated to speak, and frowned slightly.
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Just what? Qitong, don't just say half of it."
Liu Wumei laughed beside him and said, "Let me tell you about the other half. Mr. Mei Er has three deaths: no money, no robber, no thief. Although Mr. Sikong is a godly thief, he is also a thief."
Sikong Zhaixing narrowed his eyes: "...Then thank you for your nonsense."
Liu Wumei didn't care about Sikong Zaixing's ridicule, and continued to laugh: "It's just that Mr. Mei Er is always a mortal, as Mr. Hua said, and mortals have weaknesses, and his weakness is alcohol."
"Yongcui Villa has some good wine that was buried when the village was built. This time I came out to look for Mr. Mei Er, and I brought some as gifts. Although Mr. Mei Er has nothing to do with the poison on my body, but this time But he is addicted to wine. As long as Mr. Sikong does me a small favor, I will give this wine and Mr. Mei Er's address with both hands."
"Heh." Sikong Zhaixing sneered, "I've been talking for a long time, but you've got to the point. Whatever you want, just ask directly. Don't be like an old lady."
"Can't you be more polite when you speak?" Li Yuhan looked at Sikong Zhaixing with displeasure, as if he didn't like his wife being treated like this.
Sikong Zhaixing said even more bluntly: "Anyone who is invited is called a guest, and whoever comes is called a thief."
Li Yuhan: "You!"
"Sister, it's okay." Liu Wumei held Li Yuhan and smiled, "Mr. Sikong, don't blame me, my husband just loves me, so I'm a little anxious." He said it's no wonder, but Liu Wumei obviously enjoyed the other party's behavior The love, the smirk on his face has a touch of sweetness.
Sikong Zhaixing was so disgusted by these two people, he was about to speak, but he paused, looked behind the husband and wife, and frowned fiercely.
It turned out that Jiang Yuyu didn't know when he touched behind the couple, holding his mobile phone in both hands, and was taking pictures of their backs.
Sikong Zhaixing was almost about to scold people, but she was dedicated to her work, her mind was not clear, and she still remembered to arrest people!
Seeing Sikong Zhaixing's expression, Liu Wumei seemed to have a feeling, turned her head to look, and saw Jiang Yuyu crouching behind her.
She froze for a moment, then smiled again: "What is this girl doing?"
After Jiang Yuyu finished taking pictures, he made a black cloth out of nowhere, folded out a pointed hat, put it on his head, drew an F shape on his chest, and said something to the two of them: "Xiu En loves to death Come on, your crime is love."
Liu Wumei smiled slightly: "What?"
Jiang Yuyu turned a deaf ear, raised his arms high, and shouted: "My leader F is going to arrest this heterosexual couple today!"
Sikong Zhaixing stared round his eyes, and at the same time rushed over and shouted: "Wait a minute!!!!"
However, he was still a step too late. When he rushed over, there was no one there, and there were two more dazed people in Zhang San's house. The most famous person - Shi Guanyin.
……
Sikong Zhaixing beat his chest and paused, pinched Jiang Yuyu's face and gritted his teeth: "You idiot, since you remembered to arrest people, why didn't you release Ouyang Ke, let me out quickly?!"
Even if he doesn't let him go, at least let Liu Wumei tell where Mei Er is!He was obviously not the one who was poisoned, so why was he the one who was worrying about it!
"Pain, pain, pain!" Jiang Yuyu flailed his hands, unhappy at being caught, reached out and pinched Sikong Jiexing's nose, and the two of them tugged at each other violently.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was originally at a loss because the two suddenly disappeared before his eyes, brought Huamanlou over strangely, and saw the two childishly arguing with each other, and they were a little speechless for a moment.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said to Hua Manlou beside him: "I didn't believe the nonsense that Sikong Houjing said to make Sikong's family die. I didn't know until he got a girl he cared about. Realistic."
To be honest, if you are able to fight with the girl you like and make jokes, Sikong Zhaixing, you really are still a kid who hasn't grown up!
Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing, thinking of the sudden disappearance of breathing just now, he hesitated and said: "That Mrs. Liu just now..."
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the two people tearing up the flower stand, it seemed that Jiang Yuyu reached out to pat them just now, and they disappeared?And it seems that there have been similar strange things before, these two people have a secret.But Lu Xiaofeng thought about it again, and felt that since neither of them said anything, there was no need for him to ask more.In the final analysis, it is a matter of six doors.
A curious person like Lu Xiaofeng didn't plan to ask more questions considering that the two of them didn't want to talk about it, and Hua Manlou naturally wouldn't say too much. He thought about it, and then said: "Then Mrs. Liu left in a hurry, Mr. Mei Er Didn't you tell me your address?"
Sikong Zhaixing tucked Jiang Yuyu's entire shoulder under his arm, caught her fidgeting hands, turned around and said, "By the way, you said you saw Mei Er when you were young? Do you know where he is?"
Hua Manlou nodded: "If he didn't change places, he should still be at the old place."
Sikong Zhaixing felt relieved.
"Fortunately, you know, I'll take her to someone to see if I can solve it."
Hua Manlou said worriedly: "But those three are dead... Otherwise, if I take Miss Jiang there, maybe Mr. Mei Er will help the Hua family for the sake of face."
Sikong Zhaixing thought for a while, raised his eyebrows and said: "It's okay, I have a solution, just tell me the location."
Hua Manlou nodded, gave an address, discussed with Lu Xiaofeng next to him, and said: "We will stay in the capital for a few days, after all, the affairs of the Jinpeng Dynasty are not over yet, if you need help, please come to us."
Sikong Zhaixing nodded casually, lifted Jiang Yuyu up, carried her like a pig, and left.
Jiang Yuyu glanced over his shoulder at Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were standing there watching them leave, and asked, "Aren't they coming together?"
Sikong Zhaixing said perfunctorily: "We have different paths."
Jiang Yuyu immediately twisted on his shoulder, and then took advantage of Sikong Zaixing's hand loosening, turned and ran towards Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were watching the two of them. Jiang Yuyu hugged Hua Manlou's thigh, "I want to sing a song for you!"
Hua ManLou: "???"
Jiang Yuyu didn't delay for a second, and began to sing loudly: "I can't do without!"
"The World of Flowers!"
Before he finished howling, Sikong Zhaixing chased back angrily, and carried him away again. In order to prevent her from running back again, this time he walked away with light work.
A gust of wind blew by, only Jiang Yuyu's persistent voice finally echoed on the empty street, "So I'm a drunk butterfly!!!"
Huamanlou & Lu Xiaofeng: "...?"
"Smelly old man, what's the matter? Can you undo Ouyang Feng's poison?"
A dilapidated small tile-roofed house, surrounded by domestic garbage everywhere, most of the people coming and going are wearing patched coarse linen clothes. This is a poor street where only the poor in the capital live.
But in such a poor alley, there is hidden a famous genius doctor, Mr. Mei Er. This man is highly skilled in medicine, but he is addicted to alcohol. Robes, living in dirty and smelly alleys.
Sikong Zhaixing brought Jiang Yuyu to look for him directly last night.
This man is still talking about the three deads, the robber is dead, the thief is dead!Sikong Zhaixing had been prepared for a long time, so he directly found a sledgehammer to smash the wall, put it next to his wine jar, said that if he died, he would not even think about drinking, and if he came to a jar, he smashed a jar.
The other party reluctantly got up from the wine tank.
Mei Er's medical skills are indeed very good, and just by feeling his pulse, he knew Jiang Yuyu's problems: "Well...lung heat and wind cold, heavy thoughts and worries, and menstrual irregularities. The little girl is young. What are you doing so much... Ouyo, you are also poisoned, seven-day drunk... Well, it's not a difficult poison... Hey, wait a minute."
Mei Er's eyes widened, and she touched it carefully again, "Trouble, trouble... you took the little girl to do something bad, and it's fine to get drunk for seven days, it's no big deal, but this strange poison from the Western Regions, it's just Trouble." He waved his hand after touching it: "It's too difficult, it's too difficult, I can't do it."
After he finished speaking, he was going to lie down in the broken wine jar again. Jiang Yuyu got up from the bed, his eyes cast aside here and there, and then he opened his hands and was about to run outside the house, with a face full of freedom and happiness.
Sikong Zhaixing reached out and pressed her head, pushed her freedom back, and said to Mei Er: "It can't be cured, right? Then I'll smash your wine jar right now."
Mei Er poked her head out of the wine jar, blew her beard and stared at her in anger, "You are a doctor! A doctor!"
Sikong Zhaixing sneered: "It's you, an unscrupulous quack doctor who has no medical ethics! It's only been a while, and you say you can't cure it. No matter what is said in the world, your medical skills are unparalleled. There is no poison that cannot be cured, and there is no cure that cannot be cured." How about a good disease?"
"Can you believe more rumors in the world!? I never said that myself, it was all nonsense!" Seeing that Sikong Zhaoxing was really going to smash the wine jar with a hammer, Mei Er burst into tears and said What lawlessness, seeing Sikong Zhaixing still staring at his wine jar with a sledgehammer, he could only sigh and reluctantly said: "To be honest, this poison can be cured, but if I cure it with my hands, I can only save my life. Leaving the root cause of the serious disease, you better go find the antidote, take a pill and feel refreshed, it’s better than getting an injection and taking the bitter medicine with the root cause of the disease..."
Sikong Zhaixing frowned: "Is there no better way?"
Mei Er: "Really not! Alas, let go of my wine jar!"
Seeing that Mei Er was not as bad as before, Sikong Zaixing seemed to be serious, so he stopped his movements and made no sound.He glanced at Jiang Yuyu who was squatting in the corner. This idiot suffered internal injuries before, and he needed to drink every medicine.If it can be solved by taking some bitter medicine, that's fine, but Mei Er said that he can't solve it... It seems that he can only find Ouyang Feng.
But the problem is, the antidote needs to be replaced by Ouyang Ke!
He stared at Jiang Yuyu who could only squat in the corner and continued to draw circles because he couldn't leave the house, and walked over and squatted beside her.
She drew a stickman on the ground, and when Sikong Zhaoxing came over, she was drawing the facial features for the stickman.
Sikong Zhaixing took a look: "Who did you draw, so ugly?"
Jiang Yuyu said without raising his head, "My son." Then he drew a five-pointed star beside him.
Sikong Zhaixing instantly decoded it and exclaimed angrily: "...I am your father!"
Jiang Yuyu turned to look at him, and said deeply, "We have our own opinions, you will be my father and I will be your mother, there will be no conflict."
Sikong Zhaixing: "..."
Are you bickering instinctively?With this ghostly look, don't you forget to come back?
Sikong Zhaixing has convinced her, Jiang Yuyu is out of control now, and there are too many hidden dangers for Zhang San's family to enter and exit.And even if it is possible to get Ouyang Ke out, Ouyang Ke has been locked up by them these days, what will he say to Ouyang Feng after he goes back... It is really hard to think about it.
He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he could only give Ouyang Feng a "Ouyang Ke"... It's just that Ouyang Feng is a veteran, even if he is a master of disguise, but after all, disguise is disguise, and there is still a risk of being discovered. The consequences of being discovered by the other party may be unimaginable.
The worst result is that the two of them will die together.
His face darkened, he looked at Jiang Yuyu and murmured: "Did I owe you anything, and I have to gamble with you with my life?"
owed?Jiang Yuyu raised her head when she heard the words, subconsciously stretched out her hand and said, "You owe me what you owe!"
He snorted and slapped her hand away, "If you don't give it, you will owe it!"
"After finishing this ticket, you owe me."
The author says:
I locked it before because I posted duplicate content by mistake. I was afraid that someone would report fake changes, so I called the customer service to lock it.
Originally, this chapter was just a daily update of [-] words, but because of a mistake, it was forced to become a two-in-one double update (cigarette lighting)?
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