Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

How should one live one's life?

No, no, I am not Paul Korchagin, I do not have a communist cause here, I am not so great to fight for the freedom and liberation of mankind all my life... I think about it, the happiest thing in a woman's life is to find a A capable man makes a good love and then gets married and has children. It's very clichéd to die of old age.But are there any normal people in the world constructed by Yoshihiro Togashi?I tossed and turned on the bed and ranked all the hunters with names and surnames, and found that there were really not many normal people... Khan...

Sanmei must be ruled out, those three are more perverted than one, and a good-for-nothing like me can only shield them for a lifetime-because meeting any of them means the end of a lifetime...Tears...

Spiders are definitely not good, we are not from Meteor Street, we can't understand these killing game lovers...

Beating the enemy is also "fear of death", the main reason is the fear of death.Although I used to be a fan of Il, but I can’t even push the door of the enemy’s Hakka. I guess I’ll die of pain after being tortured, poisoned to death after eating a snack, and I’ll be exhausted after changing clothes... tears……

Kurapika definitely can't do it, the meaning of life is to make himself suffer... Even spiders dare to mess with him, how can he form a normal family, what he needs most is actually a psychiatrist.

Leorie is not bad, but he is too young. Three years later, he will be seventeen or eighteen years old. At that time, I will be 26... Although he looks very big, it is immoral for an old cow to eat young grass...

Uncle Dongba?It’s so fun to grow up...and it’s only a little taller than Xiaojie, and my 1.7-meter-two tall stand together...and it’s not conducive to the growth of future generations (you think so much...).

Hanzo?Long-winded is a bit long-winded, but I can chat with the aunt of the fish shop, so I am afraid that he can't do it?Hmm...he is tall enough, not weak in strength, kind-hearted, and professional.After passing the hunter exam, I learned to read...and it seems that I haven't played it...I don't remember if he died in the ant, he shouldn't have died...Yes, this is fine.

Uncle Saci is not bad, but he has no mouth... what about kissing?Giving birth to a baby without a mouth...how can it feed? (you think too much……)

Bharat?A man who can eat seventy pigs... In a sense, he is considered a monster... Let's forget it... Besides, he is so big, only giants can mate with him... (You I really think too much...)

Dou Mian Man... looks so cute... but probably only suitable for keeping as a pet...

Lieber?Pineapple head... dwarf... nasty taste... forget it.

Burst Kur... is dead...

Kate?died……

Nitro... is dead... If he doesn't die, I will die...

Yun Gu... yes, black hair and black eyes, young and promising, a teacher from a well-known family, gentle personality, and a simple person in the strengthening department... umm... seems to be enough... he didn't appear again... Apprentice... It is estimated that Zhixi will not be a teacher, and Yungu will always take him to practice. Xinyuanliu acting as a master is a good job, and there is no danger.Being covered by Nitro is basically sending you to death, and I will treat you if something good happens.This is very good...

The GMs of GI... one by one is more terrifying... Forget it...

gold?I guess I will never meet him in my life... the hidden boss of the whole book... especially I was picked up by Xiaojie and kept by Mitt. If I come into contact with Jin, it will probably be near the end of the whole play, right?Can I live till then?To be alive or not to be...a very Shashasian question...

All in all, those who can't read must be "afraid of death"...don't be tall enough...don't be abnormal humans...don't be destined to die early...don't be underage...don't be married...don't be female (You think so much...but it's up to you to choose)...hmmm...it's decided like this!

So those who are eligible for the time being... After checking for a long time, I stared at my fingers, and there are only two of them!two! !

Ahh...my requirements are very low...do I have to simplify it into four words (legendary classic requirements for marriage: male. Live.)?But this is already the minimum requirement to strive for happiness while ensuring survival...

So... how to achieve the goal of a happy life...?I unconsciously drew on the clipboard:

Target people: bald ninja and glasses man

Target task: Seduce

Success rate: bald 8%, glasses 10%

Completion steps: ① become stronger

②287 Hunter Exam

③Sky Arena

④？

Ahhh~! !Just kill me!I brushed off the clipboard and rolled around on the bed, hugging my head and shouting silently.

There is no plan at all when it comes to the specific steps of implementation! !Ahhh!Never mind, if it doesn’t work, I’ll just marry Dongba... Anyway, his vitality like a cockroach didn’t die until the end... He’s still challenging the failure record of the hunter exam time and time again... Refreshing the glorious history one by one... In the worst case, let's be a new killer husband and wife...it seems very interesting...it should be...happy, right?

The more I think about it, the more decadent I become...Let me die, let me die, let me die...Bump my head against the wall...

"Dong dong dong..." There was a sound of knocking on the wall next door, and it was Mitt: "Xiaoxin? What's wrong with you? Can't sleep again?"

I knocked on the wall in the affirmative.

"Do you want me to accompany you?"

I tapped twice to say no.

"Then don't move around, go to sleep, and bring back the fruit you ordered tomorrow. I didn't pay the shipping fee, you ordered it yourself to get it back!"

I bang my head against the wall feebly: "Boom!" A year's worth of fruit... That's a year's worth of fruit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...TT

Just think of it as exercise... I thought weakly and soon fell asleep (hey...).

The world is quiet...

I woke up very early the next day (because I went to bed early), which was a rare surprise for Mitt.My mother-in-law also praised me for being hardworking today, touching my head, hehe... I will be shy if I praise me like this (*^__^*).Hmm, be calm, be steady.

I raised my board seriously: "Is there a trolley?"

Mitt: "No."

I lifted the board feebly: "Can you stop hitting me so simply? Can you give me some hope in life?"

Mitt: "You can make one yourself."

I raised the board speechlessly: "... lend me tools."

Then Mitt called Xiaojie very simply, because he was making a fox bear cage by himself.

Ten minutes later, I squatted next to Xiaojie who was working hard and raised the board: "Can you help me make a scooter when I'm done?"

Xiaojie looked up innocently: "What is a cart?"

Lifting the board: "It's just a small cart."

Xiaojie continued to look up purely: "What is a cart?"

Lifting the board: "...Forget it, lend me the tools after you're done..." TT knew that the Fulishi family was naturally black-bellied~! !tears streaming down my face...

So I changed my plan and sat next to Xiaojie to draw the design of the cart on the clipboard.Hmm... It needs to be strong and beautiful... It has a lot of space and can carry a lot of weight... It's completely effortless to push... Do you want to add a device such as wings so that it can walk on the strange terrain like walking on flat ground?Yes, Not Bad……

I am imagining and drawing on the clipboard. Do you want to add a few more stars and hearts for decoration?Hmmm...pretty good...what kind of material should I use?If there is an inflatable that is light and soft and can be stowed away, it would be good to make it like an inflatable boat... Ahh... What am I thinking... All I have are boards and nails...

The drawing on the clipboard had me smearing and smearing until it was almost unrecognizable.Twenty or ten minutes later, when Xiaojie handed over the tools to me, the design draft was not yet completed. I held up the board to let Xiaojie play, and continued to sit in the storage room with a sad face and draw the design draft (hey, hey...you want Too much……).Finally... the tablet in my hand was overwhelmed by my strong resentment. (Wordboard: I finally escaped...it was not easy. How many times have I been trampled...) ...

I looked at the writing board in my hand speechlessly and thought: I didn't use much force?But if it breaks, what should I do?Let's make a writing board first... It's best to automatically display the handwriting as you wish... Alas... If only I had a materialization system... just make a writing board and a small cart... still use it in Are you dawdling here... If only I could achieve what I want... But now I'm a good-for-nothing who doesn't even have the ability to read... Resentment...

I casually wrote "All wishes come true" on the clipboard that was broken in half. I haven't written Chinese for a long time, and the words are crooked...

Then, I (⊙o⊙).

The writing board in my hand began to glow after I wrote the Chinese characters "All wishes come true", and the colorful light was emitted through four extremely ugly Chinese characters (囧...), and then a A brand new writing board in pink, almost identical to my old writing board.

(⊙o⊙): What's wrong?

A line of Hunter text was displayed on the pink writing board: [What's wrong? 】

(⊙o⊙): Did I learn to read?

WordPad: [Did I learn to read? 】

(⊙o⊙): Could it be that whatever I think, will be automatically displayed on the writing board?

WordPad: [Could it be that whatever I think, will be automatically displayed on the WordPad? 】

(⊙o⊙): This...Calm down...This is what I thought when I set up the WordPad just now..."Automatically display handwriting as you wish"!Then what did I do?While imagining the writing board, I wrote "All wishes come true"!It's Chinese characters!I wrote down Chinese characters!Then a writing board appeared! !So, my ability to read is that as long as I write Chinese characters, I can realize what I imagined at the time?

Writing board: [Same as above. 】(Too many words... Khan...)

So I closed my eyes and tried to imagine: it should be both strong and beautiful... the space is infinite, and there is no limit to the size and weight of the items contained... it is completely effortless to push... a device such as wings can be stretched out, and it can be placed on the Walking in places with strange terrain is like walking on flat ground, and the texture is light and can be put away...a small cart...

Then he seriously wrote the Chinese character "cart" on the writing board that he manifested, and waited with great anticipation...

(⊙o⊙) 1 minute passed...

(=_=) 10 minutes have passed...

O(╯□╰)oHalf an hour passed...no response.

O__O"...It seems that it is not a problem of Chinese characters...

Writing board: [Same as above. 】

So... can the imagined items be realized only by writing "whatever you want"?

try again!While imagining the design drawing just now, I wrote down the words "All wishes come true" on the clipboard.

Sure enough, it started to glow again!Then a very cute little cart appeared above the handwriting, exactly the same as the design I drew!

marvelous!I almost jumped up!No need to be a cart!Long live! ! (Hey, hey... are you so excited because of this?)

Then I put everything in the storage room into the small cart and experimented, sure enough!It is as easy to use as Doraemon's space bag, it is effortless to push, and it can also fly with wings!marvelous!

I was overjoyed and never thought that since I could make a small cart, why not just make a space bag directly... and it's been a long time since I thought about testing my ability to read which department... Then this question came up It has always made me very regretful (missing root...).

I was excited for a long time for my ability to read like shit luck, and then suddenly remembered——ah!Forgot to move the fruit! !Ruined!Mitte will definitely think about it again~! ! o(>﹏<)o is dead~~~~~

I pushed my beautiful, sturdy, cute, practical, and extremely powerful small cart out of the storage room as if flying, and heard Mitt's roar from behind me: "Xiaoxin! You haven't picked it up yet?" Fruits!!" He Xiaojie exclaimed innocently: "Auntie Xiaoxin is amazing!" The speed of my tearful running suddenly increased by another gear. ~~o(>_<)o~~

Due to the god-like existence of the trolley, my delivery work was completed very smoothly and happily.In order to commemorate this pleasant work, I decided to give the two reading abilities that I just developed today a nice, gorgeous, and meaningful name—Xinxiangshicheng WordPad & Easy Work Cart (where There is a deep meaning!! Idiot!)!