Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Ah, I wear it.

Well, how should I put it? (scratches head) It has been three years since I traveled here.

It is said that there is a different world in the sewer, and sure enough, I ended up here after falling.

In Hunter World, I have almost nothing except my clothes, wallet, keys and mobile phone (I want to cry but have no tears... I hate my habit of going out without a bag).

It is actually very simple to confirm that I have traveled to the hunter.I was very lucky to fall into a very loving lake, and then was picked up by a cute kid with a hedgehog head.When I saw the classic cockroach-headed woman standing in front of the treehouse and the angry educating hedgehog-headed boy, I was basically sure that this is Whale Island... (It can be seen that the author is a real mother)

I am grateful to Uncle Togashi Yoshihiro for his endless drafts, which made me read the Hunter comics over and over again, and finally got so bored that I practiced Japanese writing according to the Hunter Alphabet, and wrote letters in Hunter characters with other Hunter fans...

However, the language of Hunter World is not Japanese. Although there are occasionally a few pronunciations that are more similar, daily communication cannot be guaranteed at all with my Japanese level.So I just communicated with Xiaojie and them by writing. I told them that I was dumb, and then I pretended to be deaf and dumb for three whole years.

The people on Whale Island are actually very tough. I guess they can pass the hunter test.A useless person like me can lift more than 60 kilograms of rice with one hand and walk like flying with ease after staying here for three years.

Of course, it is true that the legendary Jin guy’s complete blockade of Whale Island was true. In the second week when I was taken in by Mitte, someone took me away in my sleep for questioning.That person is probably a Phantom Beast Hunter. When his pet Phantom Beast Fat Cat got very close to me as soon as he saw me, he decided that I was a good person... Khan... After asking, my name is Xiaoxin (because it is not the name in the hunter) I'll just write this...) I'm 20 years old, I used to live with my grandpa in the remote mountains, a poor dumb orphan who was sucked here by a strange hole while hunting alone after his grandpa died last year (all Edited), the uncle suspected of being a monster hunter sent me back.

This year should be the year when Xiaojie met Kate. I have no idea of ​​witnessing history with Xiaojie.In fact, animals are not very close to me. Except for cats, most animals seem to be afraid of me. I guess I will either arouse Kate’s suspicion or scare foxes and bears away. Cats.Mitt says I'm actually the king of felines, because I'm always sleepy during the day and super energetic at night...

At first I followed Xiaojie to call Mitt "auntie", and I was beaten up, and then I realized that Mit seemed to be only three or four years older than me... Khan... From then on, whether it is Xiaojie Or I can only call her Mitt.Of course not with my mouth, I always carry a clipboard with me like when Ranma's father turned into a panda.

Mitt gave me the job of doing the shopping and doing the dishes, mainly because I wasn't used to cooking with Whale Island's kitchen utensils.In fact, I really like my job. The result of my frequent communication with the aunt in the fish shop is that my writing speed is amazing. When chatting, Xiaojie can hardly see my writing movements...

Today I was also breathing while carrying shopping bags to go shopping.The uncle at the fruit shop on the road gave me an apple very enthusiastically, and then I used the money in the shop to order the most expensive fruits of the year.Continuing to walk towards the butcher shop, Xiaojie suddenly caught up with me from behind, conveying Mitt's anger: "Aunt Mitt said that if you spend more money, you will pay the bill yourself." I silently stroked Xiaojie's hedgehog head, expressing my gratitude The contempt of the uncle who was so quick to inform Mitt of the fruit shop.Then he raised the tablet and said, "Got it."

Xiaojie grinned very purely, and then bounced and said that he went to play in the forest.

I raised the clipboard again: "Be careful."

When I finished buying [-] catties of high-quality pork from the butcher shop, Xiaojie was already walking back with scars all over his body. I immediately saw the little fox bear in his arms.It looks like Jack-Jack's fateful encounter with Kate is over.

I put the meat on the ground and raised the board: "What is this?"

Xiaojie said happily: "Ah~ Auntie Xiaoxin! I found this! It's so cute!"

Ever since I called Mitt "Auntie", Mitt asked Xiaojie to call me "Auntie Xiaoxin" in retaliation... I am incapable of resisting, people in the Fulishi family are very self-willed and accept death...Okay Xiaojie, I know you are very good at picking things up, including me, but did you answer my question?I obviously asked "what is this"...

Raising the board again: "Mite won't let you keep this thing."

Xiaojie stubbornly looked at me with a firm expression: "I want to raise him!"

Well, I know that persuasion is always ineffective, what Xiaojie wants, Xiaojie will always get... Who let him be the protagonist?

Raising the board: "Let's go together, let's go home."

Then I tore off a small piece of meat and fed it to the fox bear in Xiaojie's arms while walking.

Xiaojie: "Aunt Xiaoxin is the best!"

The sun is shining and the sky is cloudless...

Back home, Mit really didn't allow Xiaojie to raise a fox and bear, but Xiaojie's firm eyes, which were the same as Jin Yi's touch, made Mit quickly surrender, and Mit was really cute with that kind of eyes.No, no, Xiaojie's eyes are indeed omnipotent in the world of hunters!Of course, my mother-in-law kept persuading me, and my silent support with facial expressions also played a role.Mitt's heart is very soft~

After taking a shower at night, I lay in my small room and couldn't fall asleep for a long time. It seemed that I was really a cat, and I was full of energy at night.In fact, I know that I just feel very lonely when I am alone, so I will think a lot...

Today, Xiaojie has come into contact with the world of hunters. Although it is only indirectly, it also means that the plot has started to work... The world will start to enter the plot that I know. Xiaojie goes to test the hunter, and then beats the enemy. Sky Arena, Youke New Town, GI, Ants... The world is gradually opening up to him...Xiaojie and his partners will gradually grow...

But what about me?Although I have been consciously exercising myself (do you think that one-handed weightlifting can be done after eating, sleeping, and eating), but compared with those strong people who can read, I am still like an ant (just ordinary ants, not perverted ones!), in this world where people can die casually, it is impossible for an ordinary person to protect himself, let alone the possibility of returning home... I guess this life It's unlikely to go home.Those fans who travel through hunters often learn Nian, Yin Yang, immortal cultivation, martial arts, ninjutsu, magic...then they are very strong and loved by many people, and then travel with gold, spiders, Xiaojie, etc., and then discover other time travels The predecessors left books in Chinese characters, various Chinese historical and cultural relics, etc., and then went home with good luck and missed someone from Hunter World (usually Sanmei, etc.), and then came back and gave birth to a child happily. Leave a few episodes to finish the full text... I must not be so lucky.I know I can't do it. The beginning of the hunter exam is the gathering place for BTs like Hisoka, who bump into people and cut off their arms casually without apologizing. I can't ignore it like Xiaojie. Let alone the underdogs become fruits, they will be dropped in seconds.I can't play with my life.

So stay on Whale Island for the rest of your life?Find an uncle to marry me and have a few children, and my grandparents will live happily ever after?Not to mention that the serialization of Hunter has not been completed yet, there is a possibility that some unknown danger will affect Whale Island.Besides, Jin's protective blockade can even let me in, and one spider or the like can kill the island.Gold is not omnipotent. I don't know how many years gold can live, how many years can it keep the island peaceful?What's more, there are almost no young people on this island. Isn't it strange to anyone?Can I really find an uncle to marry me?Don't underestimate this world of hidden dragons and crouching tigers! Damn it!Last year, I accidentally saw two odd-shaped knives on the butcher's knife rack that were not used for butchering. They were more delicate and sharp than other knives. The inscriptions on the handles were 203 and 57! !That's a Benz dagger! !Could a murderous knife be on the knife block of a genial butcher on a peaceful island?Maybe there are two and they are still placed on the position of the knife holder that is often used at first glance! !

Jin has strictly blocked Whale Island! !Strictly means that only certain safe people can enter and live in Whale Island, but that only people who are strong enough and don't like to make trouble can station and guard Whale Island! !I...Although I was also kept, but I know that this does not mean that I am strong enough, but that I am too weak and not dangerous, and Mitt has already let me go...Jin he It's just... I don't want to go against Mitt's will...

I want to live in this world...it's just not possible...three years...three more years...Xiaojie is going to leave the island to take the hunter exam.I only have three years left to prepare.How to prepare my life to spend...