After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Before Gu Beiyu could recover, the system spoke again: [By the way, I just received a notification here, because this task is special and requires enough physical strength and intelligence, but the world law detects that only you can rely on Beibei It seems that my ability is not enough~ so I decided to prepay the mission props for you in advance.If the mission fails, not only will the props be withdrawn, but also double the penalty for mission failure~]

Gu Beiyu suddenly felt even more heartbroken: "Advance the advance payment, advance the advance payment, why do you want to attack personally! This is implying that I am not physically strong enough or not smart enough, fall!"

At the same time, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻'s table-turning kaomoji appeared on Gu Beiyu's head.

But Gu Beiyu had already used [Asian Magic] P before this, so it couldn't be seen on the surface.

Gu Beiyu didn't pay much attention to the mission failure punishment that the system said, because he has never failed a mission so far and has never experienced punishment.

The ignorant are fearless, so they have no fear at all.

Gu Beiyu curled his lips: "Okay, then show me what mission item it is..."

The system compares with an OK, and transfers the mission props to the system backpack——

Item name: [God's Eye]

Props Attributes: Unlimited non-consumable props.

Description of props: Have you never won Mahjong and Fight the Landlord?Real CS is always being cannon fodder?Hide and seek in the maze and always be the first to be eliminated?I think you need it, cheat artifact - God's eye!With the eye of God, you will open the omniscient perspective of God, and under the coverage of the perspective, no corner will be able to escape your discerning eye.Peek at your opponent's cards?Determine the enemy's position?Query prey and destination location?Nothing to worry about!You are the king of the game!

Tips for use: When using it, a holographic 3D panoramic projection will automatically appear in front of the host's eyes, and no one else can view it except the host himself. Are you sure you want to use it now?

[OK/Abandon]

Gu Beiyu was refreshed again: "...Although the laws of the world have long been very shameless, it is the first time I have seen someone say cheating so openly."

The system was silent for two seconds: [Did you forget your classic quote...]

Gu Beiyu was stunned: "When will I still have this kind of thing?"

The system said quietly: [As long as you can't find evidence of my cheating, it's not considered cheating. 】

Gu Beiyu said to his fingers, "This and that."

The system just heheed twice and said nothing, neither of you is much better than the other!

"Oh! As expected of the law of the world, this prop is really made to suit my taste! It's delicious!" Gu Beiyu slapped his thigh exaggeratedly, stood up and picked up Nangong Hehe who was staring at the poster in a daze, and left, "Let's go Let's go! Don't look, let's sign up directly! If you don't go, the registration time will be closed!"

Nangong Hehe looked bewildered: "...Why do we suddenly have to sign up for the competition?"

Gu Beiyu talked nonsense while walking: "Look, we are now homeless and penniless, where tonight's accommodation is a problem. It just so happens that this competition says that food and housing are included. Anyway, there is no money to sign up. Why don't we go first?" Go in, eat, drink, and get through tonight. Even if you lose the game, you won’t lose money. If you accidentally win, you can get a free game reward. I just gave it to your dear prince at the award ceremony. Wouldn’t it be more reflective? Your sincerity?"

Nangong Hehe thought about it for two seconds, and felt that Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie's words really made sense!

Because he is really thirsty now!I really want to drink water!

However, at the end, at the awards ceremony, the mermaid's tears were personally presented to His Royal Highness Yuwen, which sounds really romantic~

Nangong Hehe was decisively moved!

"Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie," Nangong Hehe said with a straight face, "I think that since you have participated in the competition, you should take it seriously."

For example, get No.1, get the final game reward [mermaid's tears] or something...

Gu Beiyu glanced at Nangong Hehe with a look of "I understand", and successfully exchanged Nangong Hehe for a shy little punch.

Plan pass √:)

……

When the two arrived at the registration point, it was already the last minute of the registration deadline.

The staff was impatient to enter information for them, because he happened to turn off the computer and other equipment one minute in advance in order to be able to get off work and go to the appointment quickly. The person called and confessed his mistake to the person in charge.

The person in charge originally thought it was a trivial matter, it was just two contestants, and this staff member was making too much of a fuss, but after seeing the photos of the two under the strong persuasion of the staff, he decisively kept their IDs The number is registered.

Without him, Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe look really good-looking!Although their show is under the slogan of entertainment for all, it is a talent show after all, so how can they choose if there is no show?How can you show off without a face?

Just looking at the faces of these two, their show this episode is definitely going to explode!

I only hope that the abilities of the two can be as powerful as their faces, and strive to survive as long as possible, so that they can earn more ratings!

As for the staff member, because of his own selfishness, he caused the two contestants not to sign up for the competition in time, but he took the initiative to explain the slight cough to the person in charge, which can be regarded as equalizing the merits and demerits.

That staff member is very smart. He knows that if he misses such two people, his work will be completely over when the higher-ups are held accountable, and it will even be recorded in the file and affect his life. Performed under tight camera.

"Thank you." After receiving the number plate, Gu Beiyu left the registration point, and went to the competition base camp with Nangong Hehe.

All the contestants tonight will have all their communication equipment confiscated, rest for one night, and the first competition will officially start at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning.

After the two left, the person in charge of the program who received feedback from the staff took the ID numbers of the two to register on his office computer.

"What? The household registration is the country of Mashabox?" The person in charge rubbed his eyes in disbelief, staring at the pink and tender little box in the photo on the screen and gasping for breath, "It's really a little box? My God, we There has never been a box contestant on the show! It’s fine if it’s a box, and this face, this skin, this small body... tsk tsk, it’s definitely going to explode!"

The person in charge clicked his tongue, and entered Gu Beiyu's identity information into the computer, and fell down from the desk in the next second.

"Fuck?!!!" The person in charge got up from the ground with hands and feet, rushed to the computer desk, staring at the picture of the little matches on the screen, his eyeballs almost fell out, "House... Ju... is it really a little match from the world of stick figures?!!! The round head, the tender face, the thin neck...Ah! Am I blind?!!!"

The person in charge shook his arms and rubbed his eyes repeatedly until they became red, swollen and bloodshot. He gave himself a few ear scrapes to wake up, and finally confirmed that he was not blind or dreaming.

The next moment, the person in charge decisively called the chief director of the show.

So not long after, the sound of a stool falling and crisp applause came from the chief director's house.

After hanging up the phone, the person in charge was dazed for a long time, and muttered to himself: "This show is really going to explode..."

……

The residences prepared for everyone are very simple, with only 5000 rooms in total, but these 5000 rooms are full of 50000 contestants, and each room has only a narrow 100-square-meter single bed.

Therefore, the contestants can only sleep for a whole week on a crowded Chase bunk, and each person can only be allocated a narrow area of ​​10 square meters on average.

For Gu Beiyu, who is used to sleeping on a 10-square-meter bed... this is so f*ckingly joyful, isn't it?

No more waking up the next day wondering if you were thrown into the wilderness!Great!

Regarding the issue of accommodation, there was also a small episode.

Since the registration time of the two was too late, when they found their own room, the contestants in the same period had already allocated their seats and were ready to sleep.

So, when Gu Beiyu pushed open the door, he saw eight pairs of eyes staring at him from the vast expanse of whiteness.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

This is really a bit scary, I thought for a moment that I had arrived at the morgue of the fraudulent corpse!

"Hello." Gu Beiyu greeted everyone calmly.

Everyone: "You, you too..."

For some reason, these eight people seemed inexplicably restrained, but Gu Beiyu didn't think much about it, only thinking that they were nervous about the match, so he naturally called Nangong Hehe, who was shyly hiding behind the door, to come in quickly. Glancing around, he asked warmly, "Excuse me, can you move us two? We want to rest."

"oh oh!"

"Excuse me……"

"I'll move right away!"

"Thank you." Gu Beiyu took out two new quilts from the locker, spread them on the vacant space, and pulled Nangong Hehe to lie down.

The other eight contestants stared at Gu Beiyu's movements complicatedly, their faces full of hesitation: "..."

"That..." A handsome blue-and-white mosaic approached cautiously, "Did you enter the wrong room? Pique Pique's room full of beautiful young finalists is next door..."

As soon as the words fell, the other seven people nodded in unison, full of approval: "..."

That's right, it must be the wrong room!How could such a beautiful boy come to participate in such a rough variety show?It's like two flowers stuck in cow dung!

Gu Beiyu was stunned: "What beautiful boy? Isn't this the accommodation room for all people PICK?"

Quanmin PICK is the name of the variety show that Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe will participate in this time.

Well, it sounds very unattractive, much less interesting than Pique Pique's heart-warming and beautiful boy!

"What? You are really here to participate in the national PICK?!" The other eight people were also completely dumbfounded.

They stared at the faces of Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe, saw the sky-defying spiral ascending to the sky from their big square eyes of Kazilan, Peter Pan Ai の Tornado super long false eyelashes, and then saw the two petals of red and moist from the super long false eyelashes Flaming cherry mouth.

One is magnificent and delicate, the other is pure and lovely, each has its own merits.

Especially the gorgeous one, his theme color is actually colorful!

This is really... so beautiful!

This episode of the show is going to explode! ! !