After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu was completely dumbfounded: "No, so is this the national PICK field?"

"Yes yes yes!" Mosaics nodded hurriedly, looking at Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe as if they were looking at flowers that were about to be stained with cow dung.

Although this variety show is open to all people to sign up for, it stands to reason that the number of signups should be considerable, but under the influence of various reasons, this show only used the name of His Royal Highness and various precious rewards when it was just launched. Temptation attracts many contestants.

It is no exaggeration to say that at that time, a living person wanted to participate in the fun, what if I accidentally won an award?

However, these people soon realized that they were thinking too much, this game is simply poisonous!

The difficulty level of the game is epic, and the game is full of ugly behaviors. The most outrageous thing is that the camera team has no filter for beauty!

This program has the slogan of no script, no inside story, and 24-hour real-time shooting, but it actually adheres to the principle of "real scene" from beginning to end!

That's right, the "truth" of "real".

Whether it is your large pores, freckles on the nose, or acne all over your face, there will be nowhere to escape and a clear view under the lens of Quanmin PICK!

This is fatal.

The contestants who went back to watch the show happily after participating in the competition at Chuchu were all dumbfounded!I really want to grab the chief director's shoulder and shake it fiercely——

Do you want to be so sincere?Are you still making money?fall! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Not to mention that there are very weird settings in the later stage of the game, which guarantees that you can hardly maintain the basic "human figure". Coupled with this magical lens, there is an emoticon package almost every second, which is a bit eye-catching.

It is also because of the above reasons that Quanmin PICK only exploded for a while at the beginning, and then gradually fell silent due to the violent images and the lack of aesthetics. Variety shows are suppressed.

However, Quanmin PICK did not disappear, and instead gained a group of loyal viewers, that is, lovers of all kinds of weird and spoof videos, as well as UP owners of channels such as ghost animals, entertainment, and sand sculptures.

That's right, the main purpose of the latter watching the program is to collect materials to make emoticons.

Because of this, these contestants were so surprised when they saw the arrival of Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe. After all, to be able to grow up like this, to participate in the next door Pique Pique's heart-warming beautiful boy, wouldn't it be a matter of entering the finals in minutes?Why can't you think about it, why don't you come to Quanmin PICK to contribute emoticons?

Thinking about it this way, the blue and white Mosaic who first talked to Gu Beiyu also asked the same question.

Gu Beiyu was very silent when he heard that, do you believe me when I said that I was kidnapped by the laws of the world?

After thinking about it, Gu Beiyu simply pushed Nangong Hehe out: "My friend has a crush on a man, and he wants to get the competition reward mermaid tears to confess to his man. I just came here to help with hard work."

Nangong Hehe gave Gu Beiyu a hammer: "Oh, don't say that, what is my man..."

As soon as the mosaics heard that there was gossip, they immediately began to joke around——

"Wow~ It's actually a secret love!"

"Innocent~"

"Who is who?"

Then Nangong Hehe pushed and pushed with them while covering his flushed face——

"hate~"

"Don't say that about people~"

"Shy and shy~(／ω＼)"

And because it's a gay manga, Mosaic didn't think there was anything wrong with men liking men, on the contrary, it was very natural...

Gu Beiyu suddenly had a subtle feeling of gossip in the girls' dormitory late at night!

However, in the sweet and greasy atmosphere of Pink Bubbles, there are still one or two discordant voices.

"Heh, this guy with slender arms and legs probably won't be able to last the opening ten seconds. Knowing that he won't be ranked in Pick Pick, he is smart enough to go to Quanmin PICK to make a splash. The men must be feeling secretly refreshed..." It was a white mosaic passerby who spoke.

Because he is a cannon fodder, he is referred to here as the White Horse Pao.

"That's right, I don't have any self-knowledge, I just play tricks, and I'm sure many people will make memes..." This time it was a passer-by with a black mosaic who spoke.

Because he is also a cannon fodder, he is also referred to as the black horse cannon.

"..." Gu Beiyu suddenly had the subtle feeling that he was in the scene of a palace fight!

As soon as the two mosaics opened their mouths, the whole process fell silent instantly, and the warm atmosphere at the beginning disappeared.All the mosaics looked at each other with embarrassing expressions. Such a low EQ made it impossible for normal people to answer.

"Wanyan Zimengdie, ignore them," the blue-and-white Mosaic poked Gu Beiyu's shoulder, glanced at the two plain-looking Mosaics, and loudly said deliberately, "Those two people are just jealous of your good looks! I saw with my own eyes that they were rejected from the next-door pick pick pick full of heart, so they signed up for the national PICK in a fit of anger. After all, they are just some leftovers from the next-door program group. We don’t care about it~”

"You—" The black and white horse gun stood up from the bed, his face flushed instantly.

"Okay, don't talk about it." Gu Beiyu tugged on the blue and white mosaic lightly, and frowned slightly, as if he was a little displeased with the blue and white mosaic's provocative behavior.

The black and white horse cannon secretly thought that Gu Beiyu was a sensible person, and cast a provocative glance at the blue and white mosaic, successfully making the blue and white mosaic flushed with anger.

However, in the next second, they heard Gu Beiyu say slowly: "They don't have my face, they don't even want their own face, but they don't want face, we still want face, after all we are so good-looking, What if I accidentally lost my face and was picked up by a passing shameless wild dog?"

The blue and white Mosaic was stunned when he heard it, and after a while he slapped his thigh and laughed, and now his blushing face turned into a black and white horse cannon again, and he really wanted to rush up to fight with the opposite side, but they looked around and found that everyone else They were all snickering, clearly not intending to help, so they dropped the sentence "We'll see tomorrow" and cowered back.

"Cut, you'll be bluffing!" Blue and White Mosaic arched his nose disdainfully.

"Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!" Nangong Hehe witnessed the whole process of Gu Beiyu's verbal battle, and the admiration in his heart was like a spring.

"Mouths are used for talking. It doesn't make sense that the wild dogs are all yelling at the door, so I have to swallow my anger." Gu Beiyu said in his heart, I'm sorry for Gougou. I didn't mean to insult you. Gougou is the cutest. Please forgive me for any offense!

"Okay, stop talking, there's a match tomorrow morning, go to sleep!" Gu Beiyu lifted the quilt and buried his face in it.

"That, Wanyan Zimengdie..." Lanbai Mosaic carefully rubbed over the quilt.

"What are you doing?" Gu Beiyu opened his mouth and yawned a little, revealing two tired, foggy glazed eyes from under the quilt.

The blue and white Mosaic stared at the soft red tongue exposed between his lips, and stammered: "I, I, I came here to tell you that you can follow me tomorrow, although the next level is more difficult, but at the beginning I can still protect you!"

The nearby mosaic listened to it, and suddenly felt that it was so.

Even though Gu Beiyu is obviously not easy to bully, they don't think that the small bodies of Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe can really pass the customs smoothly. If they want to survive, they must find a backer. The fastest way is naturally... …betrays hue.

Gu Beiyu thought for a second: "...May I ask who is this brother's name?"

To be honest, big brother, you have a lot of roles, and you don't look like a passerby. I suddenly feel that I need to ask your name!

Lanbai Mosaic had never revealed his surname and origin to anyone. When asked by Gu Beiyu at this time, he opened his mouth dizzily: "My name is Yuwen Simi..."

After the words came out, Yuwen Simi realized what he had said, and immediately covered his mouth to cover up, but Nangong Hehe, who was lying next to Gu Beiyu, had already called out in surprise: "You are Yuwen Simi? You are actually The younger brother of His Royal Highness Yuwen Marseille?!"

The entire 100-square-meter bed instantly collectively cheated——

"What? He is actually the younger brother of Prince Yuwen Marseille, His Royal Highness Yuwen Simi?!"

Gu Beiyu's mouth twitched when he heard the name: "..."

Is Simi Marseille okay? !

You Mosaic couldn't help whispering: "Your Highness Simi is a well-known master of cool running. With the help of His Highness this time, those two beautiful boys should be able to enter the finals smoothly."

The other mosaics nodded in their hearts, and looked at Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe with jealousy or envy, and some seemed to have other meanings.

"Fuck you, two ass-selling things!" The black and white horse cannon whispered, but he didn't have the guts to yell at the royal family face to face, so he could only curse secretly.

Gu Beiyu didn't know about other people's slander, or even if he knew, he wouldn't care.

Although the laws of the world are arrogant and narrow-minded, they are still very reliable in terms of business. Since he can release the task, it means that he has the ability to complete it. Gu Beiyu has a kind of confidence in his ability to win. As for other people Want to fuck him?

Too lazy to explain anything, Gu Beiyu smiled at Yuwen Simi, accepting the other party's kindness frankly: "Then I will thank you first ~ Your Highness Simi ~"

"You're welcome!" Yuwen Simi blushed instantly, rolled the quilt and rolled five meters away, with smoke coming from the top of his head~

Gu Beiyu: "..."

This state seems a bit wrong? !

The system made a fuss: [Beibei, this person seems to be interested in you...]

Gu Beiyu instantly felt wronged by June Feixue: "...But I didn't do anything! Why is he like this!"

Don't tell me that my beauty is original sin!I don't listen, I don't listen!

System: [Tsk tsk, let’s forget about the noble earl who bought you as a slave and then almost treated you as his wife, and now there’s another Mosaic prince, His Royal Highness... You just took advantage of the ice fairy’s absence Only by your side can you have the guts to wander outside casually, and when the time comes when Fairy Ice and Snow breaks through the barriers of time and space to find her, I don’t know if he will be so angry that the beast, sex, big hair, will kill you on the bed every day...]

"Ahhhhh! What are you talking nonsense!!!" Gu Beiyu was so ashamed that his brain exploded, and he used the brain cell explosion hammer system, "It was almost kissed! It was just almost kissed, okay? Don't slander me casually ! And Ice and Snow Fairy wouldn't do anything to me! I, I, and I don't have that kind of relationship with him!"

The system only hehe did not speak: […]

Oh, the blue face is a disaster.