After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu's eyes flickered for a moment, and then his perception became complicated: "..."

I'm sorry he was wrong, just now he said that Baili Wuji is really the most normal human being he has seen since he entered the comic world, except for the Frozen Fairy, but he never expected that Baili Wuji is the most abnormal one!

After all, no matter what, Murong Xinghe and Ouyang Nanxun are still human at least. How can they be normal when they come to Baili Wuji and change their species directly!

Thinking of this, Gu Beiyu suddenly paused: "..."

Wow, shit!No wonder... No wonder the nine-nine multiplication table is invalid for Baili Wuji, because Baili Wuji doesn't exist at all!yes!people!

But having said that, isn't Baili Wuji's Angel Knight Legion also inhuman?

I remember the last time he memorized the ninety-nine multiplication table during the melee in the bathroom, and it turned out that even a fucking angel knight was not recited...

"Fuck!!!"

Suddenly, a sharp claw slammed down with a strong wind, and Gu Beiyu jumped up and down like a grass mud horse that had only been poked with a chrysanthemum, but before he could start to run for his life, a slender and vigorous The figure flew over like the wind, and then, the waist was hooked by the warm and firm force, and his slender body suddenly flew into the air!

Gu Beiyu was blown into a mess by the sudden blizzard: "...???"

"Gu! Bei! Fish!" Yan Nanchuan was so jealous that his neck was thick, and he yelled furiously at Gu Beiyu's face, "Why the hell are you in a daze? Are you dying?"

"Yes, yes, sorry! QAQ!" Gu Beiyu trembled from the yelling, his cochlea buzzed instantly, and he felt that his earwax was about to be yelled out.

Behind him, more clothes were ripped apart.

Half of the pot lies in Baili Wuji——

Because of a rabies attack, he is using his sharp claws to frantically dab the air every day, as if he wants to tear everything in this world apart!

The other half of the blame lies with Ice Fairy——

Enraged by the idiot who sent the white lotus to death, he instantly turned on the blizzard mode, covering everything in this world with ice and snow in the blink of an eye!

It can still be seen from this that Baili Wuji's facial paralysis is still a little worse than the aloof Ice and Snow Fairy!

After all, it is also "everything in the world", the former is only the future tense with an attached "as if", but the latter is already in the present perfect tense!

"Chirp, chirp..." Ouyang Nanxun made a few extremely slight trills in a daze.

Me, my little skirt...

The light of my life...

The only lifeline in my life! ! !

Ouyang Nanxun stared at the lace pieces flying like beautiful snowflakes in front of his eyes, and felt his heart throbbing as if being torn apart. The tips of his delicate wings twitched in pain. After two seconds, they finally turned red. Eyeballs let out a scream like a trapped animal!

"Chirp-!!!"

Thieves!I want to die with you——! ! !

"Damn it!" Gu Beiyu's face was filled with pain, seeing that Ouyang Nanxun was about to rush out with fluttering wings, he quickly stretched out his hands to wrap him up so that he would not go up to his death in vain, the hoarse scream in his palm shook Gu Beiyu's heart It hurts.

It took Ouyang Nanxun how many years of hard work to make all these beautiful little skirts!Just listening to Ouyang Xiaoniao's cry makes people's heart ache. Damn... If you don't stop it quickly, wouldn't Ouyang Xiaoniao want to hit the wall and commit suicide in minutes!

"..." Yan Nanchuan obviously heard Ouyang Nanxun's painful cry, and he had already silently stopped the blizzard at this moment, but his flickering eyes made him feel guilty no matter what!

When the wind stopped, Gu Beiyu silently rubbed his distorted face: "..."

Very good, Ice Snow Fairy's side has been resolved, as for Baili Wuji who continues to be berserk on the other side...

How to do how to do?The skirt is going to die!The skirt is going to die!Hurry up!

Little skirts wait for no one! ! !

Gu Beiyu's forehead was dripping with sweat, he quickly started a brain storm, and suddenly remembered the method he used to lure away the angel knight guarding the gate when he attacked Ouyang Nanxun at night——

throw things!

Gu Beiyu immediately broke free from Yan Nanchuan's embrace like a fish, looked around quickly, picked up the green bottle on the ground that Ouyang Nanxun drank, and slammed it at Baili Wuji— —

"Big dog! Look here!"

slap.

The bottle hit Baili Wuji on the forehead, then rolled down and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Aww?" Baili Wuji's movement of tearing the skirt in his mouth froze, and then he continued to bite and tear fiercely. By the way, he swept his tail, making that giant body very petite compared to Baili Wuji's towering giant body. The small bottle in his hand shattered to pieces with a cracking sound.

Ouyang Nan was in pain, his heart was pierced like a knife, and tears gushed out like clear spring water: "Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!"

Thief!asshole!demon!I want to die with you——! ! !

"Ouyang Nanxun! Don't go—" Gu Beiyu's palm was suddenly broken free by a strong force, and in the next second, he saw a delicate golden figure flying towards the berserk Baili Wuji like a small cannonball, frightened My heart is about to pop out of my throat!

At this time, Baili Wuji's dog's ears moved, and he keenly caught Gu Beiyu's shout.

He raised his head in a daze, and then saw Xiao Feijiu who was rushing towards him, so he opened his bloody mouth very happily.

"Damn it!" Gu Beiyu was instantly frightened by the bloody picture in his brain, his eyes rolled, and he seemed to be able to pass by on the spot in a few minutes!

At this critical moment when his life was hanging by a thread, a sharp wind suddenly passed through the back of his head.

Gu Beiyu quickly rolled back the eyeballs that were about to fall over, and took a closer look, only to see a huge ice-blue boomerang with a cold light heading towards Baili Wuji's forehead at a high speed, right at Ouyang's head. The moment before the little bird was about to break into Baili Wuji's bloody mouth——

Bang!

Baili Wuji was hit in the forehead by a dart, and he screamed in pain with his feet facing the sky. At the same time, his huge body collapsed uncontrollably towards the ground behind him under the powerful momentum.

Rumble.

Two feet turned into four feet.

Countless lace fragments were blown by the hurricane blown by the giant beast falling to the ground, fluttering like petals under the warm orange light of the glazed lamp, fluttering and dancing, as if falling a piece of broken snow woven with lace, soft as if A beautiful dream.

Gu Beiyu was dumbfounded: "..."

Immediately, Yan Nanchuan stepped up, stepped on the shattered dreams and leaned into the lace snow, picked up the huge boomerang that fell on the ground and carried it on his shoulders, turned around and walked towards Baili Wuji expressionlessly. past.

Gu Beiyu came back to his senses in an instant, and his burning eyes followed Yan Nanchuan's steps.

On the ground, Baili Wuji's huge body swayed slightly unbalanced from side to side. He raised his head dizzily, as if he wanted to stand up from the ground, but his four legs hadn't straightened out yet, and suddenly he felt a slender line falling from the tip of his nose. shadows.

Baili Wuji looked up in a daze.

The next second, Yan Nanchuan silently raised the huge boomerang in his hand, and hit Baili Wuji's forehead three times in a row!

Boom!

Baili Wuji completely fell to the ground.

Can't die anymore!

Gu Beiyu was dumbfounded again: "..."

It seems to feel something.

outside the castle.

The figure of a full moon hanging high on the top suddenly gradually blurred, the gauze-like clouds gradually gathered, the quiet moonlight shining on the earth was blocked, and the indeterminate palace fairyland above the silver moon was hidden, and the original The restless and treacherous factors floating in the air were completely buried in the endless darkness with the disappearance of the moonlight.

The world is silent.

All things sleep.

In the entire night sky, apart from the luxuriant stars, there is no light or shadow of the full moon. It seems that everything just now is just an illusion.

Inside the castle, Baili Wuji's eyes were closed tightly, his sturdy and frightening body shrunk at an extremely fast speed, his gnarled muscles emptied instantly like a balloon pricked by a needle, and his long and sharp animal claws also shrunk It has become a soft little claw, only the silver dull hair is still standing tenaciously, with the four big silver characters [Integrity and Kindness] hanging brightly, showing the true identity of the sleeping little beast in front of you.

"..." Gu Beiyu was awakened by Baili Wuji's astonishing change in an instant!

However, after seeing Baili Wuji's appearance clearly, he was dumbfounded again: "..."

After a long while, Gu Beiyu pointed to the handsome silver and white figure on the ground, looked at Yan Nanchuan dully, and said, "I... I read it right, right? The prototype of Baili Wuji is actually a... ..."

The author has something to say: the prediction was wrong, the dungeon will end in the next chapter, and I didn't expect myself to be so aggressive, hahaha!