After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

"Don't you want to say it, huh?" Gu Beiyu smiled softly like a devil whispering, and then opened his terrifying big cherry mouth wide, and put Ouyang Xiaoniao in his mouth, "See if I don't eat you in one bite!"

"Chirp, chirp, chirp—" Ouyang Xiaoniao burst into tears frantically.

I said I said!Don't eat me! QAQ!

Gu Beiyu closed his mouth, kneaded Ouyang Xiaoniao and dough with both hands, and moaned: "Isn't it enough to be so acquainted earlier?"

Yan Nanchuan stared at Gu Beiyu's extremely skillful and familiar movements: "..."

I don't know why I suddenly have a subtle sense of compassion!But this white lotus seems to like soft things very much, such as his butt, or the poor little Fat Chirp who is being crazily ravaged by his fate's throat at this moment!

Yan Nanchuan came back to his senses, and asked sternly, "You made that ice-blue dress for me, didn't you?"

Ouyang Xiaoniao froze for a second, shrank her neck and nodded cautiously, paused halfway through the nod, then shook her head quickly...

Gu Beiyu opened his mouth: "Wow!"

Ouyang Xiaoniao chirped in horror, and the dumb hair on the top of his head immediately lit up as if he had taken ecstasy.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

The language barrier is such a big problem!

"Then what?" Shangguan Green Tea, who had been eating melons in silence, raised his hand weakly, "Let me translate it."

Ouyang Xiaoniao hurriedly said, "Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

"Ahem!" Shangguan Green Tea cleared his throat, held his small hands in front of his chest, and said in a passionate voice, "I really made it for Mr. Dugu Yemoli. When I saw Mr. Dugu Yemoli for the first time, I was deeply attracted by his peerless beauty, and vowed to make a set of peerless and beautiful little skirts for this beautiful gentleman that can match his peerless beauty!"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

They just chirped three times, how on earth did you translate so many words!And at the first glance, I was attracted to sex, and what I thought in my heart was not to rob us, but to swear to make a small skirt for Dugu Yemoli or something... It doesn't sound like love at all, but like wanting to be sisters the rhythm!

Ouyang Xiaoniao sighed: "Chirp chirp chirp!"

Shangguan Green Tea sighed: "Oh, it's a pity that no matter how many little dresses I make, they can't match Mr. Dugu Yemoli's beauty. Oh~ this must be God's punishment for me being obsessed with Mr. Dugu Yemoli without authorization!"

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

No no no, so why are you so obsessed with making me a skirt!Even if you really make it, I will never wear it, let me tell you!

Ouyang Xiaoniao was excited: "Chirp chirp chirp!"

Shangguan Green Tea looked yearning and authentic: "If I can be lucky enough to get the beautiful fluff on the body of the Queen of the Northern Green Field の Forest Gujiji, it will be great, such soft and delicate fur of the world is truly worthy of Dugu Yemo Mr. Li's delicate and fragile skin, even if it's the old hair replaced by His Royal Highness Queen, is worthy of all knitting lovers all over the world~"

As soon as the words fell, Gu Beiyu suddenly heard a ding in his mind——

[Sub-task 6: Oops~ I never thought that Ouyang Nanxun has always hidden such a beautiful wish in his heart. As a beautiful and kind white lotus, how could he bear to watch the cute little Fat Jiu cry sadly? Woolen cloth?What are you still doing?Hurry up and take the cute little Fat Jiu to the northern green forest, visit Her Royal Highness Queen Memoda of the Gujiji Kingdom, get her beautiful fluff, and help the poor little Fat Jiu realize her wish!Time limit: None. 】

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Good guy, after helping Murong Xinghe recover his body, the second time-limited side mission has appeared!Congratulations to Ice Fairy's protagonist team for adding another member - the world's cutest little Fat Chirp!Chirp Chirp Chirp~

"How about it," Gu Beiyu picked up his broken motherly brilliance, barely put it together and hung it on the top of his head again, gently stroking Xiao Feijiu's dull hair like a virgin Mary, and said shamelessly, " Now Ouyang Xiaoniao has accidentally turned into a small animal just like Murong Pufferfish. It just so happens that we are planning to go to the magical capital of the Dream Butterfly Kingdom in the foggy magician country in the western wilderness——Jiyue Liuguang to find Murong Xinghe's true son. , get the kiss of the real man, and help Murong Xinghe remove the magic effect of the transformation potion. On the way, I probably have to find a way to find [The Man in Green の Magic Workshop], so that the man in green can use the magic of Cupid's bomb. The effect is also solved...

"Helping one is just helping, and helping two is also helping. Ouyang Nanxun, you can go with us. While looking for Murong Xinghe's true son, he is also looking for you... Don't always think about Dugu Ye Moli, He doesn't like you, kissing you is useless... If you really can't find your true destiny, you can just ask the man in green to see if he has any other solutions..."

As he said that, Gu Beiyu couldn't help wiping away a tear that moved him, and said with emotion: "Oh, there is no more kind and beautiful white lotus than me in the world~"

"...??" Ouyang Nanxun was shocked by his brazenness!

Careless fart!Fart's beautiful and kind!The culprit is obviously you, okay?Isn't it right for you to help me get back to normal!

Gu Beiyu added quietly: "It may be quite troublesome to find the man in green. If we have more time, we can also go to the northern Green Field Forest to visit Her Royal Highness Queen Memoda from the Gujiji Kingdom and ask her for some advice. How about her fluff... In a word, to go, or not to go?"

"..." Ouyang Nanxun instantly collapsed into a piece of soft bird cake in the palm of Gu Bei's fish, and responded softly and sweetly, "Chirp~"

Go~

"Well, be good, be obedient, this is a good cub who is loved by others~" Gu Beiyu ignored Ouyang Xiaoniao's mournful and indignant wailing, rubbed the little fat and soft hair wantonly, and felt so happy fly!

Yan Nanchuan's expression was complicated: "..."

In fact, he vaguely guessed that Gu Beiyu seemed to be responsible for some mission that he couldn't tell others. After all, Gu Beiyu smirked and dazed at the air too frequently, and was especially keen on competing with others and meddling in other people's business.

If there is no other secret, it is really impossible to explain Gu Beiyu's spirit of barking and barking like a mad dog reincarnated like a barbarian, and sometimes like a loving mother who is alive like a Virgin Mary who is full of fatherly love and has nowhere to rest but can only collect her sons and daughters everywhere. Mind, not essence!

Regarding Gu Beiyu's various miraculous actions, Yan Nanchuan didn't comment much. When Gu Beiyu wants to say something in the future, he will naturally explain it clearly, but this time...

Yan Nanchuan said vigilantly: "It's okay to help Ouyang Nanxun realize his wish, but after the skirt is made, I will never wear it!"

Absolutely!right!Do not!Can!can!

"Oh, what a pity~"

"Oh, no~"

"Chirp~"

Gu Beiyu, Shangguan Green Tea and Xiao Feijiu sighed in disappointment at the same time.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

So you really still thought about it secretly!

At this time, Baili Wuji's body froze suddenly behind everyone's invisible, and then slowly curled up in a dark corner like a shrimp scalded by boiling water.

He hit the wall with one fist and knelt down on one knee, the other fist firmly pressed against his heart, his Adam's apple was rolling, his forehead was sweating, his serious brows were tightly twisted, his thin and cool lips slightly opened and closed, together The crouching chest seems to be enduring great pain. At the same time, those originally clear and upright silver eyes are overflowing with a little red light accompanied by Baili Wuji's unbearable breathing. human rhythm.

The fifteenth day of the lunar calendar.

The moon is round.

……

On the other side, Gu Beiyu, who was unaware of this, shook his head and called the system: "Cub."

System cos Taobao customer service: [Ding Dong!Number Y20650605U system for you!Dear~ What's the matter? 】

Gu Beiyu: "Help me check in the background to see if your main task 2 has been completed or not."

The system glanced at the database: [Okay dear~ My side shows that the main task 2 has been completed dear~]

Gu Beiyu touched his chin: "Is Ouyang Nanxun the same as Murong Xinghe, who also completed the main mission after turning into a bird?"

System: [That’s right dear~]

Gu Beiyu opened the task progress bar and glanced at it again, pondering, sure enough, the progress bar will not increase at all just by completing the main task, and it still needs to find a point to trigger the opening of the next map...

System: [Dear~ May I ask if you have any other needs~]

Gu Beiyu was dazzled by the wave number of the system, and waved his hands in disgust: "It's gone, you can step back!"

System: [Okay dear~]

After finishing talking, the system went offline with a ding dong, and the show was well done!

Gu Beiyu unconsciously rubbed Xiao Feijiu with his palm, staring at the air again in a daze: "..."

Helping Murong Xinghe find the kiss of true love and restore his human body, the side mission 2 is not yet in sight, and now there is another side mission 6 to help Xiao Feijiu realize his wish.

In addition, we must get in touch with the fleeing Sao Sao and Ku Ku as soon as possible, find the man in green as soon as possible, and help Murong Xinghe remove the magical effect of Cupid's Bullet.

As for the main mission... So far, only one idiot chairman and one young nobleman have been dealt with, and there is an established target—Men Sao Knight, and two suspected targets—the Phoenix Emperor who was stunned by his beauty Xuanyuan Fourteen and the Mermaid Prince Situ Yousang.

The whereabouts of the last cannon fodder Gong is still unknown, and the main character Gong who only remained in the main mission from the beginning to the end has not even seen Mao...

ah!I'm so busy!

You might as well just saw me into eight pieces!Wouldn't it be perfect to be responsible for one task together?

Gu Beiyu sniffed in grief, and subconsciously slowed down the movement of ravaging Xiao Feijiu: "..."

Damn, even if you are in debt, you still have to continue to do the mission. As expected, it should be Baili Wuji's turn on the next map...

But how to open this map?

To be honest, Baili Wuji is really the most normal human being he has seen since he entered the comic world except for the Frozen Fairy!And with the other party's sullen personality, Gu Beiyu was really worried about whether the other party would take it by force!

But if he doesn't take it by force, how can the map be opened?Could it be that he is going to take the Ice Fairy to send the chrysanthemum thousands of miles away!

"..." Yan Nanchuan looked at Gu Beiyu dotingly and helplessly, gritting his teeth for a while, and then sighed again. His cute appearance seemed to be in a state of schizophrenia, as if he was silently supporting her husband behind the mission of saving the world. wife!

But the poor wife had no idea that her husband was thinking of selling his chrysanthemums!

Outside the house, a round of silver plate rises silently and slowly from the tree, and the gauze-like clouds surround the surroundings, as if hiding an uncertain palace and fairyland, and also seems to hide some restless and treacherous factors.

clang--

clang--

clang--

Suddenly, the earth-shattering bell rang, and everyone who was so shocked that they were about to doze off woke up completely.

Twelve midnight falls.

Gu Beiyu suddenly beamed with joy: "..."

It's not like I said, this atmosphere is the rhythm of doing things!Twelve o'clock in the middle of the night is also very suitable for promoting the development of important plots!Maybe you can directly open the next dungeon map in one go!

Outside the castle, the silvery white full moon finally completely rose to the roof of the castle, right above everyone's heads.

A gust of cold night wind blew by, and the cool moonlight shone with some treacherous factors, as if through the lush grassland, it fell directly on a certain tall figure, and drew a line on the transparent crystal floor tiles. A narrow and delicate black shadow.

In the next second, that clear black shadow suddenly began to squirm crazily.

Accompanied by the sound of the clothes being broken, the muscles that were originally beautifully shaped and thick and thin suddenly swelled up like bread, and in the blink of an eye, they swelled into round and thick hills. The long and sharp animal claws stepped out from the shadows with a bang, stomping on the fragments of clothes that had been broken into pieces again.

Looking upwards, the sturdy animal body is covered with long hair, the roots are thick, long and tough, shiny like hairspray, and the cold white teeth are like sharp thorns, one of which can kill a small match, very scary At this time, the pair of originally deep and beautiful silver eyes have been completely swallowed by bloodthirsty desire, and the violent murderous aura dances wildly in the eyes, as if to destroy everything in this world.

Already out of shape.

Only a silver hair standing on the top of the furry head, which is similar to Ouyang Xiaoniao's "I have money" fantasies, is stubbornly telling the owner's last trace of integrity and kindness.

Surprisingly, it was Baili Wuji who suddenly turned into a beast and went berserk due to an unknown stimulus!

But it's not completely unknown, after all, the bell at 12 o'clock doesn't ring for nothing!

Baili Wuji, who was suffering from rabies, opened his big mouth covered with long hairs, raised his head and let out an earth-shattering roar of anger: "Wow~~~!"

Gu Bei's fishy eyes stared at the cute howling wolf in front of him: "..."

Fuck?Human and beast?Is the dungeon this time so big!

Suddenly excited.jpg!