After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Yan Nanchuan paid attention to Gu Beiyu's gaze, and then looked at the layout around him.

There are diamond jewels on the walls for climbing, and hanging valances from the ceiling that can be wrapped around the wrists and tied around the waist in case they slip, and it's not too difficult for him to get a key.

So Yan Nanchuan pointed to the key in the sky, gestured towards Gu Beiyu and asked——

Do you want that?

Gu Beiyu nodded imaginatively, still thinking about how to take the thing down, but suddenly, Yan Nanchuan touched his soft head, stretched out a slender fingertip and nodded himself, then the ceiling .

Gu Beiyu immediately understood what he meant, Yan Nanchuan wanted to go up and help him take it off.

But...it's still too dangerous.

It's not about Ouyang Nanxun's safety (??? Ouyang Nanxun: No, am I not worth worrying about?), but about Yan Nanchuan.

30m is too high, even if Yan Nanchuan lives under the aura of the protagonist, but...what if?

If something happens to Yan Nanchuan, who can pay him another Ice Fairy?Is it the law of the world?

From the very beginning, Gu Beiyu had no intention of letting Yan Nanchuan go up. He could gamble with his own life, but he couldn't take Yan Nanchuan's.

Gu Beiyu shook his head resolutely, then patted his chest hard, and gave himself a thumbs up, which meant——

I can!

Yan Nanchuan sighed silently, flicked Gu Beiyu's flat and thin chest with his little finger, raised his fingertip and shook it left and right, meaning——

You can not.

Hey!Gu Beiyu immediately got excited, and wanted to force Yan Nanchuan a few more words, but Yan Nanchuan ignored him and walked away.

"Ah——" Gu Beiyu covered his mouth as soon as he uttered a syllable. He hugged Yan Nanchuan's waist anxiously, not allowing him to go. , had no choice but to pat the back of Gu Beiyu's head reassuringly, but Gu Beiyu stuck to him like a skinny fish. Yan Nanchuan wanted to explain but couldn't speak, really helpless.

During the stalemate between the two, Gu Beiyu's waist was suddenly pierced by something in his pocket. Gu Beiyu's expression paused, and then he remembered, didn't he just get a bottle of transformation potion? Damn!

Regardless of 21, just pour it into him while the other party is asleep, and if you want to come to Ouyang Nanxun, you won't become any particularly ferocious animal.

After that, isn’t it just letting them do whatever they want? Hehehe~

Thinking like this, Gu Beiyu took out the transforming potion from his pocket, pointed at Ouyang Nanxun on the bed, raised the green bottle in his hand, and pulled out the cork to pour it in with a ferocious expression. action.

Yan Nanchuan understood in seconds, and gave Gu Beiyu two thumbs-ups——

Niubility×2!

Five minutes later, the two carefully climbed onto Ouyang Nanxun's bed, stepped on the snow-soft bedding, staggered hand in hand, and stopped 5 meters away from Ouyang Nanxun.

Yan Nanchuan stayed here to respond, while Gu Beiyu held the potion bottle in his hand, walked towards Ouyang Nanxun excitedly like a greedy dog ​​who saw a bone——

Little nobleman, here I come, hahaha...

however.

"what--!"

"what--!"

Two screams.

The former is the sound of Gu Beiyu stepping on something invisible, flexible and slender and about to fall.

The latter was the cry of Ouyang Nanxun who was suddenly woken up in pain by a dog thief stepping on his hair in his sleep.

boom!

Whoosh!

Then came two voices.

The former is the collision sound made by Gu Beiyu's face and the soft bedding when they are suddenly pressed against each other.

The latter is the sound of Ouyang Nanxun's upper body sitting up in a dying illness and almost reaching the phantom.

"Ouch, something tripped me..." Gu Beiyu raised his head with a ferocious face, and met Ouyang Nanxun, who was holding his head in a mess.

"..."

Four eyes facing each other.

The scene was very embarrassing.

After pondering for two seconds, Gu Beiyu grinned and showed a pure and friendly smile to the poor, weak and helpless little match in front of him: "Hi, what a coincidence, we meet again."

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Nanxun still had no reaction, but Gu Beiyu paused with a strange expression: "..."

I don't know why I always feel that this scene is strangely familiar, even his actions and words are like copying and pasting...

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Isn't it just copy and paste~ (spread hands)

"Save, save..." Ouyang Nanxun tremblingly clenched the snow-white quilt on his chest as if he saw Deng Tuzi's little daughter-in-law, the golden characters on his face crazily replaced and flashed golden afterimages, which made Ouyang Nanxun The head looked very much like a light bulb with a disorganized circuit!

Gu Beiyu smiled awkwardly: "Then what, you continue to sleep, I'm just passing through..."

Ouyang Nanxun: "Help me——the wallpaper is fine——"

Gu Beiyu touched his face: "???"

Ouyang Nanxun: "Help me——the wallpaper has not only become fine, but also turned into the face of Wanyan Zimengdie——"

Gu Beiyu was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered that he and Yan Nanchuan are still a piece of paper in front of other people!

And because I haven't got [Reform] for the time being, I can't remove my makeup, so I still have the wallpaper with Kazilan's big eyes and the super long false eyelashes of Peter Pan Ai の Tornado!

But... Now that he has been discovered, don't blame him for being rude!Gu Beiyu narrowed his eyes suddenly, lifted the bottle and slammed it towards Ouyang Nanxun like a dangerous wall!

"Ouyang Nanxun - open your mouth -"

This sentence successfully shut up Ouyang Nanxun, who was originally babbling with his mouth wide open, but it didn't matter if he didn't shut up, because Gu Beiyu couldn't see his mouth at all.

Ahhh!Kill the nobles!Kill the nobles!What about those who were promised not to become elites after the founding of the People’s Republic of China? !His Royal Highness Prince Marysu is a big liar! ! !

At this time, the incognito Prince Marysu, who was practicing at night on the lawn of the castle, made a split with a sword and accidentally injured the surrounding flowers and plants: "???"

who is calling me?

Ouyang Nanxun leaned over and ferociously lifted a pillow five times the size of Gu Beiyu's body, and threw it at Gu Beiyu with red eyes, crying, Gu Beiyu fell down with an ouch On the ground, buried directly by a giant pillow like being buried in a snowdrift by an avalanche, Ouyang Nanxun took the opportunity to lift his pants and ran away.

The long golden hair is scattered, the clothes are messy, the deep eyes are slightly reddened by fright, the slender eyelashes are wet with tears, and they fly up and down with the movement of running, like fluttering butterflies. Princess... oh no, a runaway nobleman!

While running rattlingly, the runaway nobleman took out a small golden bell from his pajama pants pocket, and cried out like calling a guardian beast: "Bai-li-wu-ji-"

Jingle Bell.

Jingle Bell.

The sound of bells ringing.

All of a sudden, the ground shook outside the house.

It can be seen that an inestimable number of Angel Knight Legion is on the way!

Holy shit!pill!

Gu Beiyu quickly got out from under the pillow, raised his neck and shouted hissingly: "Yan Nanchuan! Hurry up—"

"Received!" Yan Nanchuan started running on the same spot as he shouted, blinking quickly while running.

In an instant, the snow was flying.

Countless snowflakes dance wildly around Yan Nanchuan, with Yan Nanchuan as the eye of the storm, forming a snow storm.

At the same time, accompanied by the cracking sound of finely crushed ice and snow, the soft snowflakes gradually coalesced and condensed into hard ice, lingering around Yan Nanchuan's body like a broken galaxy, and the storm surrounding the snow drew paths leading to the sky path of ice.

Immediately, Yan Nanchuan tapped his toes, and flew down to the nearest piece of ice to the ground, and then took off and landed several times lightly. The icy blue figure really fluttered with the wind like light wallpaper, and flew to the ceiling in a short while. .

"Xiaobei! I got it!" Yan Nanchuan held up the legendary golden key that could open thousands of boys and girls' dream journeys to a new country on the zenith, and waved his little paw at Gu Beiyu far away.

Gu Beiyu, who originally wanted to tell Yan Nanchuan to run quickly, suddenly looked dumbfounded: "???!!!"

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!Lingbo microstep?Is it easy to do so easily? ? ?

Did I fucking go to the wrong theater?Here are Mary Su cartoons instead of martial arts films!

"..." Ouyang Nanxun stared at the ice-blue wallpaper slowly falling from the distant sky, with a doting smile on his face, his sexy and delicate mouth slowly opened into the shape of Munch's "The Scream".

oh!my beauty...

oh!My dream muse...

He has become a wallpaper! ! !

boom!The door of the room was pushed open, and countless angel knights in armor rushed in with silver boots. In the blink of an eye, the bedroom was completely surrounded, leaving only a golden and magnificent palace bed standing alone in the center of the room like a pyramid. Like a solitary boat floating in the silver ocean.

"Mr. Ouyang!" Baili Wuji stared at the snow-white bed, hesitating whether to take off his shoes and arrest him.

But he didn't have time to think so much, because Yan Nanchuan finally floated down from the sky.

As soon as he landed on the ground, Yan Nanchuan quickly hooked Gu Beiyu's waist with his eyes and hands, wrapped his whole body in the wind and snow and directly transformed into an ice tornado, with a posture of breaking through bamboo, he broke through the angel knights who were blocking him, and rushed out the door.

"Ah~!"

"Oh~!"

"Hey~!"

Silver meteors streaked across the sky, and the little matches of the angel knights rolled down to the ground like round bowling balls, fainting in the blink of an eye.

Gu Beiyu's legs were off the ground like a kite, and Yan Nanchuan hooked his waist and was messed up in the wind in the blizzard: "..."

It's disappointing that the Frozen Fairy can't fly!While the princess is hugging Little Match, she is flying in the snow-covered castle while leaving all the immeasurable number of angel knights Little Match behind. It sounds very dreamy and very Su!

Apparently Gu Beiyu obviously forgot that he and Yan Nanchuan are still two pieces of paper!

A piece of paper princess hugging another piece of paper and blowing and blowing in the snow wind is really not sua at all!

"Woof!" At this moment, a familiar dog barked suddenly from the end of the corridor.

Gu Beiyu took a closer look against the wind and snow, and saw a chubby yellow puppy coming towards him with a puffy fish on its back.

It was Slimy and Murong Xinghe!

"Slimy! Murong Xinghe!" Gu Beiyu opened his arms and shouted against the wind, "Here! Come to me quickly!"

"Woof!" Slimy pricked up his ears, and unexpectedly jumped off the spot with Murong Xinghe on his back, and slammed into the blizzard.

Gu Beiyu shouted: "A'nan!"

"I know!" Yan Nanchuan blinked his eyes, controlled the wind and snow to disperse in all directions, and made way for the slimy and Murong Xinghe to make a safe passage. It rushed into Gu Beiyu's arms like a cannonball.

"Slimy!"

"Wang!"

A piece of paper and a dog hug each other intimately, the scene is very warm!

"..." Yan Nanchuan swayed, his arm muscles bulged, and he changed his hand to carry Gu Beiyu and the various burdens on Gu Beiyu's arms to his shoulders, with the unbearable love of his life With a sad face, he headed towards the so-called new country where thousands of boys and girls dream about.

As for how Yan Nanchuan knew the way to the new country of fantasy... Those brightly written [Dream Journey New Country →] characters above his head kept flashing with colorful lights, fearing that others would not see the local tyrant's golden road signs exposed again everything!

Gu Beiyu had to sigh with emotion, which design master designed this castle, it is so wise!

Finally, a resplendent gate appeared in front of everyone, Yan Nanchuan's eyes flickered, and he directly controlled the storm to break through with force.

With a bang, the door opened, and a gust of strong wind burst out suddenly with a cold air, facing Yan Nanchuan's ice and snow storm head-on.

Gu Beiyu squinted his eyes reflexively, before he could see his surroundings clearly, a strong sense of weightlessness swept over him in the next second.

"Damn it!" Gu Beiyu exclaimed, seeing two lumps of unknown objects, one yellow and one purple, flashing past in the air, he quickly reached out and grabbed back the slimy and Murong Xinghe who were almost thrown away, while he was caught by Yan Nanchuan Dizzy, she held her in her arms.

Gu Beiyu calmed down, only to realize that they were falling into a smooth and long tunnel, heading towards the invisible end like a slide down a slide. The direction of the ground is advancing rapidly.

"Fuck! What the hell is this place?" Gu Beiyu glanced down, and was startled by the abyss-like darkness.

"Don't look." Yan Nanchuan directly pressed Gu Beiyu's face into his arms firmly, and patted his head soothingly.

Gu Beiyu leaned his face against Yan Nanchuan's chest, smelled the coolness of the light snow on the tip of his nose, heard the strong and powerful heartbeat inside, felt the bulging heat flowing in warmly along the tight skin, and warmed his delicate cheeks. It was also hot and red, and Gu Beiyu's eyelashes trembled, and he couldn't help but bury his face inside again.

...Okay, if you say you don't want to watch it, you won't watch it~

With a flushed face buried in his face, Gu Beiyu pointed his fingers nonchalantly.

While everyone was falling, the unfinished snow and ice around Yan Nanchuan was blown away by the strong wind, swimming in the darkness like a firefly. Gu Beiyu tilted his head and curiously reached out to touch it. The ice chips blinked and were left behind by their rapidly advancing figures, leaving behind a long trail of snow light.

So just like that, two pieces of wallpaper + a dog + a fish rode the ultra-long slide, and arrived at the finish line in the light and shadow of the broken ice and snow.

With a bang, a ball of wallpaper, dogs and fish fell from the air into a giant bathtub full of plush toys.

"Xiaobei, how are you? Are you okay?" Yan Nanchuan immediately asked with concern after waking up.

"I'm fine..." Gu Beiyu came out dizzy from the furry ocean, and when he saw the scene in front of him, his eyes widened instantly——