After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

In the front hall, the program on TV has changed to "Huan Zhu Chai Chai" at some point, and Zi Chai is shyly saying to Er Chai: "Do you think you are too much, but I really like your too much .”

"..." Yan Nanchuan was startled awake from his doze in an instant. He blinked his eyes and thanked the god of sweat. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew over behind him, and Gu Beiyu slammed on the brakes and threw himself into Yan Nanchuan's arms.

Yan Nanchuan regained consciousness immediately, supported Gu Beiyu's arms to make him stand still, and asked with concern: "What happened? Why are you running in such a hurry?"

Gu Beiyu raised his head from his arms, his face was as cold and solemn as a seasoned old driver: "⑹ hurry up and get in the car!"

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Half an hour later, Yan Nanchuan looked at Gu Beiyu who pouted his buttocks and carefully poked his head out of the wall with a complex expression. He lightly poked Gu Beiyu's waist, twitching the corner of his mouth and said, "What are you doing?" -"

"Hush!" Gu Beiyu quickly turned around like an electric shock and covered Yan Nanchuan's mouth forcefully.

However it was too late.

Outside the wall, the angel knight who was waiting at the end of the corridor yelled sharply: "Who is it?"

Then, with the sound of heavy footsteps, he walked slowly towards this side.

"..." For a split second, Gu Beiyu just wanted to gnaw viciously on the big abominable cherry under his palm!

He let go of Yan Nanchuan's mouth, put his index finger and thumb together on his lips, and pulled it from the left corner of his mouth like a zipper to the right corner of his mouth. He made a gesture of closing his mouth, and then gave Yan Nanchuan an angry look. The moment before the Knight Legion came over, he took Yan Nanchuan's hand and quickly turned his back against the wall. At the same time, he quickly opened the system backpack in his heart, clicked on a certain item, and silently selected [OK].

……

Angel Knight A stared at the smooth wall: "Has anyone been here just now?"

Angel Knight B yawned: "⑷ Tax, you heard it wrong..."

Angel Knight A frowned: "Just kidding! How could my dog ​​ears hear me wrong! Don't think I don't know, you just dozed off secretly just now, and you are so dangerous that you dare to slander me!"

Angel Knight B patted the bloated hair on his head helplessly: "...Hey, well, you're wrong, it's me, it's me."

Angel Knight A blushed: "You—"

Angel Knight B held his little hand: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's all my fault, the sound just now may just be a guest getting up at night and passing by here, don't be too sensitive, let's go back quickly."

Angel Knight A was still not reconciled. He stared suspiciously at the ice blue wallpaper and the pink wallpaper pasted side by side in front of him, frowning: "When did there be two more pieces of wallpaper here?"

Angel Knight B raised his eyelids, glanced lazily at the two pieces of wallpaper, raised his arm and hooked Angel Knight A's neck to pull him closer, and said: "Mr. Some ⒌ models might as well go back and finish the last two hours of guard station, lest the leader Baili find out that we left the post without authorization and have to stay up late and work overtime..."

As he said that, Angel Knight B leaned down and put his arm on the pink wallpaper, and said in a low voice hoarsely next to Angel Knight A's ear: "You probably don't like us spending the whole night on vigil, huh? "

"..." Angel Knight A lowered his eyes and glanced at the powerful arm drooping tiredly on his chest, then quickly glanced at the two hands clasped, snorted arrogantly, and was led by Angel Knight B The little hand blushed and pulled away.

Confused, suddenly transformed, ice blue wallpaper, Yan Nanchuan: "..."

The culprit · almost being hammered · pink wallpaper · Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn it, you can still eat dog food by hiding from cats, that's outrageous!However, that little angel knight speaks well when he speaks, why did he suddenly call his ears dog ears hahaha!

When the two little angels left, Gu Beiyu fell off the wall silently like a piece of white paper. He carefully stuck to the corner of the wall, poked his head out and took a look until the two little angels were holding hands. Gu Beiyu's figure completely disappeared at the corner at the end of the corridor, and Gu Beiyu finally breathed a sigh of relief and touched his chest, which was so nervous that his heart was pounding.

really gone! Yes!

⒋Huan Gu Beiyu successfully disguised himself as a pink wallpaper measuring 180cm in length and 50cm in width, while Yan Nanchuan was disguised by Gu Beiyu as an ice blue wallpaper measuring 2m in length and 60cm in width!

And the item card used by Gu Beiyu is exactly one of the four legendary [Asian magic] [Huaguo PS]!

Directly use PS technology to turn the whole little match into a piece of paper!

Hua Guo, awesome!

Yan Nanchuan followed Gu Beiyu's example and slowly floated down from the wall, staring at his paper-thin body with strange and shocked eyes: "???"

what the hell? ? ?

Yan Nanchuan touched his body in horror, which had turned into a thin piece of paper, but found that he was touching a piece of paper visually, but what he actually felt was still his own flesh, so he The pure and pure flesh. The body is not ⒂ surnamed Xianmou Sushan Street Sword This should be a kind of illusion.

Thinking of this, Yan Nanchuan reluctantly heaved a sigh of relief, but still set the ∥ realistic target of "Guarantee what did you do—" What?

However, before the words fell, in the distance, another group of freshly baked angel knights, Little Match, rushed over here while angrily scolding: "Who is there?"

"⑹ Ben Huanxi soil, playing tired, sucking shelter, plaque, gouge, stealing ひけ⒀ tired look, cool and domineering, like an experienced wall-skilled Qiuming Gable God, "Come on the wall! "

After finishing speaking, he quickly turned Yan Nanchuan over, slapped his face to the wall and stuck it against the wall, and then he put his arms together and jumped to stick beside him.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

me, wallpaper.

I don't have feelings.

hehe.

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Another half an hour later, the two little matches that successfully cossed into wallpaper moved slowly and smoothly like snails to the nearest corner in front of Ouyang Nanxun's room while keeping their faces against the wall.

As for how Gu Beiyu knew the route to Ouyang Nan to find the room... Those local tyrant golden road signs above the head with the characters [Noble House →] flashing with colorful lights for fear that others will not see it have already explained everything!

In front of Ouyang Nanxun's room, two solemn-looking angel knights were standing guard. This time, Gu Beiyu's ⒂xie 旆ㄖbenzene thick os wallpaper mixed in, because the sound of opening the door would also attract the attention of the two little angels.

Gu Beiyu pondered for a while, then turned around, waving his two little hands and gesturing quickly in the air——

Gu Beiyu first pointed to Yan Nanchuan's eyes, blinked quickly, pinched something in front of his eyes with his fingers, and then threw the thing far away.

Then the index finger and middle finger of the left hand pointed to the ground, pretending to be the legs of the villain, shaking the two fingers alternately, as if the villain was walking, and ran from Yan Nanchuan in the direction where he threw the thing just now.

Then he pointed to himself and Yan Nanchuan, then pointed the index finger and middle finger of his right hand towards the ground, pretending to be the legs of another villain, and ran towards Ouyang Nanxun's room as if walking.

He says--

You, make a block of ice, throw it out, and lead the two angel knights over there.

Let's take the opportunity to sneak in!

Yan Nanchuan stared calmly at the lively pink wallpaper in front of him, and gave a thumbs up with his right hand.

He says--

get√

Immediately, Yan Nanchuan turned sideways to avoid Gu Beiyu, blinked his eyes quickly towards the sky, and at the same time made a movement of pulling his right hand out from the front of the eyeball, accompanied by delicate and white snowflakes, a hazy four-bladed swallowtail The dart suddenly appeared in Yan Nanchuan's palm.

Weighing it casually, Yan Nanchuan nimbly turned the dart between the two, and then his eyes froze, only to hear a slight sound of piercing through the air, and the shimmering dart had already swirled away like a swallow. .

Gu Beiyu exclaimed: "Oh! Handsome!"

"Let's go!" The moment Yan Nanchuan dropped the dart, he immediately dragged Gu Beiyu, who had a cute face, into Ouyang Nanxun's room.

At the same time, the two angel knights in front of the room were indeed attracted by the darts——

"What flew over?"

"Quick! Grab it... no, grab it!"

"Wang!"

Gu Beiyu: "???"

I seemed to hear some strange sound?

However, Yan Nanchuan quickly pulled the whole match into the room and closed the door silently.

His field of vision fell into darkness, so Gu Beiyu had no choice but to look away regretfully.

Ouyang Nanxun's room is very large. Looking up from a distance, a tall and gorgeous palace bed with golden curtains like a pyramid stands at the end of the horizon. When you come down, there are also elegant and exquisite floor lamps placed against the walls around the ground, creating a hazy and intoxicating atmosphere.

Relying on the fact that Ouyang Nanxun was far away, Gu Beiyu searched his room recklessly, probably because the things Ouyang Nanxun found were very valuable, so almost every item had a golden item name floating on it, so Gu Beiyu Fish very smoothly found a bottle of green medicine in his resplendent cabinet, on which appeared four Chinese characters in the same green color——

[Transform Potion]

wow what is this called

This means that there is no way out when there is no way out of doubt, and it takes no effort to get it!

Gu Beiyu happily put away the potion, at this moment, Yan Nanchuan poked his arm quietly, motioning him to look up——

I saw the four golden characters [Golden Spoon] written in the coquettish and gorgeous palace classical romantic italics shining like dazzling light bulbs on the top of the pyramid of the incomparably luxurious palace drapery gold bed.

Gu Beiyu's heart twitched, and he was thinking of quietly going over to get the key, but when his gaze slowly moved down...

It is known that the key is located directly above Ouyang Nanxun's noble head.

Therefore, if he wants to get the key, he needs to climb onto Ouyang Nanxun's bed first, then step on his pillow to climb up the wall inlaid with various diamond jewels, then climb 30m to the top of the pyramid with his bare hands, and finally get the key down...

Suddenly, he was very worried about Ouyang Nanxun's life!

Because he is very likely to be smashed to death by his own ass!