After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

At this moment, there was a knock on the door from outside the bathroom, followed by Yan Nanchuan's slightly concerned voice: "Xiaobei, what's wrong with you? Are you in such a hurry to run?"

Gu Beiyu came back to his senses, quickly pouted his buttocks and flushed the toilet, destroyed the corpse of Rainbow under his buttocks, coughed twice, and said, "It's nothing, just a little pain in my stomach..."

Yan Nanchuan recalled the moment when Gu Beiyu whizzed past him like the wind just now. He caught a glimpse of the word [constipation] on Gu Beiyu's face, and fell silent for two seconds. Said: "Then pay attention to your body, don't sit on the toilet for a long time, you are easy to catch cold, take a hot bath quickly after using the toilet."

"Cough, I got it!" Gu Beiyu stared at the slender figure on the translucent glass door until the sound of footsteps outside the door completely disappeared, then he sighed with his hands propped on his thighs, and when he lowered his head, his gaze Inadvertently caught a glimpse of a colorful shadow between the thighs, and suddenly felt that he wanted to be constipated even more.

My that has become colorful, I am no longer pure white, huh huh.

Sitting quietly for 2 minutes without love, Gu Beiyu made sure that he didn't want to pull anymore, and then flushed the water for the last time, standing up with his hands on the wall and his legs feeling weak.

He thought to himself, since he was going to take a shower anyway, there was no need to pull up his pants, so Gu Beiyu simply opened up his wet colored rectangle in one go and took off naked.

Accompanied by the movement of undressing, the golden chains on the neck made a crisp crashing sound, always reminding Gu Beiyu of his identity as a canary.

Fortunately, the current style of painting is matches. To undress, you only need to pull it from the neckline to the thigh magically like a zipper, so you can perfectly avoid the chain on the top of the head. Otherwise, if it is a pullover Humans need to be removed from the top of the head, don't they have to be cut with scissors every time.

After taking off his clothes, Gu Beiyu turned around, caught off guard and looked at the mirror above the sink, and then saw two big characters [光光] on the left and right of his face.

Gu Beiyu's expression split instantly: "..."

At the same time, the characters on his face in the mirror also honestly changed to [Crack].

"..." Gu Beiyu's [crack] instantly changed into two characters [囧] on the left and right.

Stupid world rules, what kind of stupid style of painting.

World Law: "..."

No matter how much he complained in his heart, Gu Beiyu still reluctantly accepted the current style of painting. Although he still had no mouth and nose, at least there were bullet screens... He finally didn't have to worry about identifying the male lead as the wrong one!

When the scalding hot water poured onto her body, Gu Beiyu couldn't help letting out a moan of comfort. The moist water vapor diffused across the entire bathroom in an instant, blurring the mirror, and also blurring inside the mirror, Gu Beiyu's petite and slender torso...

That's right, the stickman's body is really just a thin black line that looks a little harder than the arms and legs. After all, the arms and legs can also play super invincible Tai Chi Liangyi Meteor Butterfly Whirlwind for Gu Beiyu Break dance, but the body is not so good!

So, stickman's rectangular clothes are really important!

When everyone was still in the bathroom of Gu Beiyu's house, Gu Beiyu was first stunned by the huge amount of information in his brother's mouth, and then Sao Sao rolled up the coolness in the water and lifted him into the sky. It was in a state of chaos. At that time, the system suddenly popped out the notification sound of task completion and painting style upgrade. Gu Beiyu didn't hear what it was saying at all, and fell into Ouyang Nanxun's bathtub in the blink of an eye. Right now Being alone, you can ask if you have any questions, so Gu Beiyu tapped the system in his mind.

The system bubbled up lazily: [Why are you looking for me all of a sudden, I'm busy washing underwear. 】

Gu Beiyu took a deep breath: "..."

calm down calm down calm down...

Gu Beiyu quickly sang to himself the "Song of Trouble" by the king of heaven, Zhang Youyou. Feeling calmer, he thought about it, and asked directly: "Can you play the task completion reminder again for me? It's in my bathroom I didn't hear the one that was played in the . ”

Without saying a word, the system waved its little paw covered in washing bubbles, and immediately replayed it for him: [Ding——Main task 1 "Forced love by Xie Mei Chairman" is completed, congratulations to the host for successfully preventing Murong Xinghe from forcibly possessing the male lead, The original protagonist Gong Murong Xinghe has been downgraded to cannon fodder Gong, the red line of marriage is completely cut off by the laws of the world, the progress bar of the main line increases by 1/6, and the task reward [Asian magic] × 1 is obtained. Please continue to work hard and strive to complete all the main lines as soon as possible Tasks, fill up the main task progress bar, and return to the real world~]

The system smiled charmingly: [How about it, man, are you satisfied with what you heard? 】

Gu Beiyu stared at the Chinese characters "Xiemei Chairman Forced Love" floating in his mind, which was specially set to be gay purple, with a very elusive expression: "..."

As expected of an ancient Mary Su comic, the title is very mentally handicapped and feels!He did not expect that the main task corresponding to each cannon fodder attack would have an exclusive name, which is quite rigorous...

But what the hell is this Asian sorcery?

Gu Beiyu opened the system backpack, and clicked on the newly appeared [Asian magic] item card——

Props Attributes: Unlimited non-consumable props.

Props Description: Are you still inferior to your appearance?Are you still worried about acne on your face?Four major magic arts in Asia solve all your troubles!Siamese transgender surgery, Smecta plastic surgery, island country make-up surgery, Huaguo PS surgery can be used as you like. As long as the skills pass the test, it will no longer be a dream to be reborn and be a new man!

Tips for use: technology determines the effect of use, the more professional the method, the better the effect. Are you sure you want to use it now? [OK/Abandon]

Gu Beiyu's eyes quickly swept away, and he was immediately attracted by the three words "transsexual surgery"!

Makeup and plastic surgery and PS are fine, but this transgender is too awesome!

The "re-becoming a man" in the description of emotional props is really a literal "re-becoming a man"!

Gu Beiyu: "Then what, it's not that I doubt the quality of your system products on purpose, it's just that this skill card can really change a person's gender?"

The system glanced at him, and quietly said: [You can try it yourself~]

"Uh, let's forget about that," Gu Beiyu touched the tip of his nose, and changed the subject, "By the way, why did the main task 1 be completed suddenly? Obviously this task has been stuck for a long time, and nothing seemed to happen at that time with Murong. Is there something special about Xinghe?"

The system voice is inexplicably guilty: [This... is also what I was about to tell you. In fact, when Murong Xinghe turned into a puffer fish, the main task 1 was already completed, but for some reason, the progress bar of the main task is silent. There is no way to publish the system notification of task completion. This morning I got up and went to the toilet, and I was about to go back to sleep. Unexpectedly, the progress bar suddenly increased, and the system notification of task completion was also automatically posted. Do not know what's going on……】

"Ah... what?" Gu Beiyu's mouth puffed out dissatisfied, and his tone was a bit complaining, "Why did you tell me such an important thing now?"

The system pointed its fingers aggrievedly: [I thought it was a bug, so I went to the bathroom to clean up my body, and almost emptied him! 】

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